Chapter Fifty-Six: Qi Dasheng's BMW
Ye Yu looked in the direction pointed by Qi Dasheng in surprise, and saw a huge sign in front of his right, with black and white characters on it, clearly engraved with five big characters: "Heavy-Qing Malatang!" ”
Malatang? Squint and look at it again, it's still Malatang, although it's a heavy celebration, but it still can't change it's Malatang, you uncle, is this a hotel? Also a five-star hotel in Nima?
Let's cheat!
Ye Yu glanced at Qi Dasheng with disdain, and then pointed to this Chongqing Malatang, and said with a bad face: "This is the five-star hotel you are talking about?" ”
"yes!" Qi Dasheng nodded, as if he was quite sincere. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who is Nima coaxing, you don't know how to read?" Ye Yu felt that his heart was about to suffocate and sick, pointing to the sign in front of him, his hands were almost trembling.
But Qi Dasheng was quite calm, he pointed to the front of the sign, and said in an unusually serious tone: "You take a closer look and see it more clearly." ”
Ye Yu didn't believe it, wiped his eyes, and then looked carefully, this one is unbelievable, I saw that the brand, in front of the five words of Chongqing Malatang, there are actually three words with small fonts and almost weathered, which are: five-star!
"Five-star heavy-celebration Malatang?" Ye Yu read it in a low voice.
"That's right! That's right, I didn't lie to you, I have set a place for you in a five-star hotel," Qi Dasheng smiled cheaply, put his arm around Ye Yu's shoulder, and pushed him slowly into the hotel.
Oh no, it's a fucking restaurant, it's a stall!
As for the ingredients at this stall? Ye Yu really didn't want to say more, because if he talked too much, it was all tears, cough cough, except for green vegetables or green vegetables, Rao found a little meat, it was actually Xiaoqiang's corpse.
Well, there is a suspicion of exaggeration here, so everyone should rest assured to eat Malatang.
After eating Malatang, Qi Dasheng said to Ye Yu: "Jiang Ming and I are not from the same village, it's just because we studied in the same elementary school and junior high school, so we met, and now if you want to see him in person, you need to walk a while, so let's go home with me and pick up the car first." ”
"Pick up the car?" Ye Yu sneered in his heart for a while, and said in a low voice: "Do you still have a car at home?" Bike it! ”
Who knew that Qi Dasheng's expression changed suddenly, and he turned back to Ye Yu and said: "Don't look down on us countrymen, tell you, my family is also a rich family in our entire Qihe Town, how can it be a bicycle, just kidding, it's not me bragging to you, if you are sleepy in the afternoon, you can lie on my car and sleep." ”
"Oh? So what brand is your house? ”
"Brand, what do you city people call it a horse, let me think about it."
"BMW?" Ye Yu looked at Qi Dasheng in disbelief.
"Yes, yes, that's what you said about BMW, my mana is much better than your city people's stuff." Qi Dasheng said intoxicatedly.
Hearing him say this, Ye Yu instantly changed his previous views on the countrymen, and thought: It's really a real person who doesn't show his face, the local tyrant is among the people, the inconspicuous Qi Dasheng, his family actually has a BMW, it's unimaginable.
After walking out of the Malatang stall.
"Great Sage, where does your family live, why didn't you drive the car to the station to pick me up?" On the way, Ye Yu asked again.
But Qi Dasheng smiled slightly and said, "My house is nearby, so I don't need to drive." ”
Ten minutes later, Qi Dasheng took Ye Yu to his home, and after greeting his parents, Qi Dasheng asked Ye Yu to wait at the door first, and then returned to his backyard to pick up the car.
Ye Yu was naturally standing at the door waiting with anticipation, but after a while, Qi Dasheng came out, and there was a donkey cart followed by Qi Dasheng, could it be that the legendary BMW had become a donkey cart? Moreover, the donkey's appearance is very similar to the portrait that Qi Dasheng painted for Ye Yu before.
Ye Yu pointed to the donkey in front of him tremblingly, and shouted very angrily: "This, this is the BMW car you are talking about?" ”
Qi Dasheng didn't pay attention to it at all, but slowly took out a pair of sunglasses from his chest pocket, then sat on the front stand, waved the leather whip in his hand, turned around, and said to Ye Yu seriously: "Brother, get in the car!" ”
Paralyzed, Ye Yu was completely speechless about this teasing.
Reluctantly got into the car, Ye Yu looked at Qi Dasheng and his donkey with contempt, and roared in pain: "I have a headache!" ”
"Sleep with a headache! My BMW is as soft as a bed, both warm and ...."Qi Dasheng sang the ugly folk song he didn't know how to learn, and at the same time waved the leather whip in his hand and slapped it on the donkey's buttocks.
"Rack!"
With the voice of the voice, the donkey pulled the cart and began to drive slowly forward.
"Brother, if you feel too fast, just tell me, I'll slow it down a bit." On the way, Qi Dasheng also said this.
Nima, Ye Yu looked at the seven or eight-year-old elementary school students who were carrying heavy schoolbags and overtaking their "BMW" when they ran, and said helplessly: "Hehe, it's very fast, I'm dizzy." ”
After more than a short time, the donkey cart slowly stopped.
After getting out of the car, Qi Dasheng tied his little donkey to a telephone pole, and then took Ye Yu to a big red door, and picked up the old-fashioned copper ring on it, "Dang!" While! A few knocks.
"It's coming!" At this time, a greeting came from the courtyard.
After a while, a boy with glasses about the same age as Qi Dasheng slowly opened the door, and after glancing at Qi Dasheng and the two, he asked in a low voice, "Who are you?" ”
"Brother Ming, it's me, Great Sage, we peeked at girls going to the toilet together when we were children, have you forgotten?" Qi Dasheng hurriedly took off his sunglasses and explained.
The boy's face turned red in an instant, and after he glanced at the passers-by around him, he lowered his voice at Qi Dasheng and said, "you, don't talk nonsense, what's the matter with me?" ”
"Hehe..." Qi Dasheng touched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then pushed Ye Yu forward and introduced: "This is my high school tablemate, he wants to find you some information, you see..."
"Come in and talk about it." Jiang Ming pushed his glasses, glanced at Ye Yu carefully, made a "come here" gesture, and moved his body away.
Ye Yu and Qi Dasheng followed Jiang Ming into the courtyard and came to his room.
After entering the house, Jiang Ming poured two glasses of water for Ye Yu and the others, then closed his door again, turned around, he pushed his glasses again, and asked in a low voice: "Say, what do you want to ask me, is it about a person named Xu Hao in the third middle school?" ”
"Damn? Brother Ming, how do you know? O prophet of the unknown! Qi Dasheng shouted in surprise.
"Here, of course." Jiang Ming glanced at Qi Dasheng's surprised expression, smiled slightly, pointed to his head, and whispered to the two.
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