Chapter 10 Duanmu Brothers and Sisters
Everyone saw a lame man in simple clothes and covered with patches limping forward, and when they got closer, they saw that this lame man did not know what disease he had, with a bowl of pus on his face, and a hemorrhoid on his jaw, and three black hairs on his hemorrhoids trembling in the wind.
With such a look and posture, the people around him immediately avoided it, lest they bump into him and get sick, and the original tight circle was even looser and full of gaps.
This...... Such a person is going to rob relatives? Not to mention others, even the Duanmu brothers and sisters and Na Ning'er were also dumbfounded, especially Duanmu Tuo, who thought that he had come to solve the siege and came to such a role, and he was a little disappointed in his heart.
Ahem, Qin Muyu secretly coughed twice and stifled his laughter. Duanmu Tuo can see the trick, how could she not see it, she didn't want to wade into this troubled water, but after the Duanmu brothers and sisters revealed their identities, they had a plan in their hearts, and Mo Bai did her a small favor in the name of "taking people's money**" and broke the woman's game.
Unexpectedly, Mo Bai turned around and tossed a few times, and then used this disgusting appearance to heroically save the beauty, oh no, the competition was a martial arts competition.
"This son, are you joking?" Ning'er was so disgusted that she didn't dare to look at Mo Bai, as if the tip of her nose could smell the billowing stench, and her low eyebrows were even more pitiful.
"Ridiculous?" Mo Bai didn't seem to know that his appearance was terrifying, although he was lame, he walked quickly, and he limped to Ning'er, who was still sitting on the ground holding Bai Aya.
"Don't be afraid, beauty, when I win this negative man, you must be my second dog's daughter-in-law."
A trace of viciousness quickly crossed Ning Er's beautiful eyes underground, and Mo Bai looked up at him at the moment when he was about to approach. The eyebrows are like words, and the eyes are full of autumn waves, and there seem to be thousands of feelings in the charming eyes.
Charming? Qin Muyu crossed her arms and looked at the woman of the Hehuan Palace who used her charm on Mo Bai with a smile. How does Mobai cope? Although she had known each other for less than two days, Qin Muyu was full of trust in Mo Bai, and she herself had to admit that this trust was related to the rumors that Mo Bai was almost omnipotent in her previous life.
"Childe be careful!" Although he doesn't have a good impression of Mo Bai, he may also be the one who solves her siege. Duanmu Bin saw Ning Er's right hand move slightly, as if a hidden weapon flew out, and couldn't help but warn.
If this cripple is safe, try to compete with him and deliberately admit defeat, and this farce will be over.
"Oh, this beauty is beauty, and these eyes are also beautiful like the big eyes of a carp in a big fish pond. Tsk, this waist is really thin, I don't know how much more beautiful it feels than the green flowers in the next village. Mo Bai accepted Ning'er's "autumn wave", and looked at Ning'er from top to bottom in a daze, and at the end, it seemed that his scalp was itchy, he turned sideways to scratch it, and his snow-white scalp trickled down.
"Since the beauty is attached to me, then I have to solve it quickly. How do you say that, **A moment is worth a thousand dollars, haha. ”
There was a murderous look in Ning'er's eyes, she was obviously giving a hint to let this cripple leave quickly, how could it seem to make him more interested in herself? The lame man's head did not bend early or late, just avoiding his silver needle. Damn it!
Ning Er was entangled behind her, but the lame man had already quickly run to Duanmu Bin, who was standing in the middle of the stage, she couldn't use her skills secretly, so she had to continue to look at Duanmu Bin with affection, hoping that he could directly kill this cripple who didn't know what to do. Of course ignored.
"This little brother, let's compare, and I'll take this daughter-in-law back after the competition."
Mo Bai fell, and there was another shout from the crowd:
"This cripple is here to make trouble, isn't he? How can there be a reason for this lame man to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives? ”
"Duanmu Gongzi, even if you don't want to marry Miss Ning'er, you have to find someone to insult her before she dies, it's too inferior, right?!"
"Ha, if an ugly cripple wins against the son of this Duanmu Mansion, it will be really good-looking."
"Come and see, this lame man and Duanmu Gongzi, the Duanmu Gongzi of the four major families are robbing relatives!"
It was the man who sat on the ground and had strangulation marks on his neck taking the lead, constantly responding to curious and invective voices. Naturally, there are ill-intentioned trusts, they are forced to take away Ning'er by Duanmubin; There are also those who are waiting to see the jokes of the four major families, if this Duanmu Gongzi loses to a cripple of unknown origin, they can make this news popular in the imperial capital; There are also people like mirrors in their hearts, Duanmu Tuo, Qin Muyu, and Qin Chuyan.
"Little brother, come." I don't know when Mo Bai, who was waving a cloth belt in his hand, said to Duanmu Bin in a noisy voice, his voice was not high, but he successfully attracted the attention of the people present.
"Huh?" Many people looked at the cloth belt a little familiar, and Mo Bai laughed.
"I saw that little brother smiling happily just now, so I borrowed his trouser belt to use!"
The man looked down, and sure enough, he found that his trouser belt was missing! Then the pants slowly slipped down, and everyone burst into laughter. When Qin Muyu was also watching with relish, a big hand covered her eyes.
Duanmu Bin's eyes froze, from the original dilemma and carelessness to the seriousness in the back, she found that when Mo Bai left, when he came back with a belt, he didn't notice it at all!
Also found wrong were Duanmu Tuo and Ning'er. As soon as Ning Er bit her lip, while everyone was still laughing, she raised her hand and was about to attack with white silk, but before her hand was raised enough, the person was already unable to move.
Duanmu Tuoren was far away, and he didn't know what this lame man meant, so he kept observing. Seeing that Ning Er seemed to be about to make a move, and was about to rush, he saw that a man in white had already jumped up and directly clicked on the woman's hole.
"The girl's competition recruits relatives, and the girl should just watch it carefully."
That Mo Bai looked at the four firsts as if he didn't know the movement here, especially the man who was lifting his pants and his face was bruised: "The beauty has just said, this is a competition to recruit the father's will, who wins and marries whom." Marry a chicken with a chicken and marry a dog with a dog. That's the truth, right? ”
Everyone didn't say anything, and Duanmu Tuo had already replied: "That's nature." ”
"Then this little brother should pay attention, I'm going to start!" Mo Bai nodded when he heard this, then bowed to Duanmu Bin, and shouted when Duanmu Bin returned the salute.
Duanmu Bin was about to deal with it carefully, but found that the cripple had arrived behind her at some point, and the belt was strangling her neck. Cold sweat unconsciously falls, so fast! Is this really a cripple?!
"I won." Mo Bai smiled behind Duanmu Bin, and the pus on his face seemed to be grinning, not to mention the three black hairs that trembled.
"How could I possibly marry such an ugly thing as you!" As soon as the words fell, I only heard a vicious scream, Bai Aya came quickly with the wind, and Ning Er didn't know when she could move, so she directly perched on Bai Aya and wrapped her hand around the lame man is palm.
"Uh......" No one expected that the lame man would fall down with a roll of his eyes. Duanmu Bin thought in hindsight at this time: The smell of this cripple is very refreshing.
Between all the lightning and flint, the lame man defeated the wooden boy in just one moment, but died at the hands of Ning Er. It's more exciting than singing.
Duanmu Tuo grabbed the woman who was about to run away, and pointed her hole to her knee is a kick, and such a big beauty fell to the ground with a snap.
Duanmu Bin turned his head to probe Mo Bai's snort and said, "It's dead." ”
"It's impossible to die! How could I have killed him with that palm! He can clearly dodge! It's you, it's you who are acting on this to deceive me! ”
"But, indeed, dead." Qin Muyu, who appeared in the field at some point, also squatted next to Duanmu Bin, and a clear voice resounded throughout the audience.
"Dead? ……”
"It's a fatal thing." At that time, the people who were still coaxing and watching the joke heard that there was a fatality, and they immediately dispersed, lest they would be dragged into it if they ran unfast.
The scarred man was about to run away with his pants on, but was thrown into the middle of the field by a man in black who grabbed the clothes on the back of his neck like a chicken.
"I see that this girl Ning'er has played a good show with you." Qin Muyu looked at the scarred man with a smile.
"Childe spares my life, me and Ning'er...... This wicked man has nothing to do with it. ”
"Duanmu Gongzi, the people from the government are coming soon, right? Killing someone like this is to pay for your life, but if several people join forces to commit the crime, I am afraid that the plan is very big. I'm afraid there are many ways for people to reveal their secrets, right? ”
Looking at Qin Muyu's shining eyes, Duanmu Tuo replied with a dignified expression, "That's nature." After thinking about it, he added unsatisfactorily, "It's hard to make sure he wants to die." ”
"I really didn't want to kill anyone. I just promised the wicked man to help her, help her marry into the rich son's family, and when the matter is done, she will give me a share. ”
"Phew, Wang Ping! I don't care if my wife treats you well on weekdays, and I didn't give you more money this time! Eat something inside and out! was bluffed twice, and I can't wait to explain my ancestors! ”
Qin Muyu looked at the scarred man named Wang Ping playfully, "It seems that you are looking for more than one good husband in the competition?" ”
Hearing this, Duanmu Tuo's eyes froze, and when Na Ning'er was about to open her mouth to say something, she directly clicked on her dumb, so that she could only whine.
"This ......" Wang Ping was still struggling, and Qin Muyu's words became the last straw that bent his heart.
"Zhang Yuanwai in the next town, it's really unknown to die."
"I said, I said, I really didn't kill anyone...... It's all the wicked ones. She said that she was a Yaoyun martial arts person, and she came to Ruihua alone without relatives, and the little one saw that she was really pitiful, so he helped her. ”
"Hmph, I'm afraid you saw the uprising and slept with her." Duanmu Bin, who recovered, snorted dissatisfiedly, in exchange for a cold snort from his brother.
Wang Ping didn't answer, Qin Muyu continued, "Then she said that she had a better way to exchange it for silver taels, and you agreed?" ”
Wang Ping suddenly became angry when he heard this, "This mother-in-law is not honest at all, when she was with me, she was still entangled with Meng Bin next door, I am afraid that she would have already made a good qu." Since she has been cuckolded a long time ago, I simply let her exchange some money and come back! ”
"Who knows, who knows that since she followed that Zhang Yuanwai, Zhang Yuanwai died within seven days. This woman is three points more beautiful than when she first met! Speaking of this, Wang Ping looked at Ning Er with a frightened expression, as if she was not a delicate beauty but a tiger, leopard, snake and scorpion who could choose people at any time.
"How many people died?" Duanmu Tuo's tone was stern.
Wang Ping stretched out four fingers, trembling in Duanmu Tuo's warning gaze, and added another finger.
"Five?! That's a good job! This time, it seems that he also fell in love with Bin'er's life, his ability is really not small, and his courage is not small! Duanmu Tuo laughed angrily, but Wang Ping was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.
"Master, the small, the small ones have all been recruited. For the sake of the small sincerity, can you put the small one? ”
"How can you let it go, this goes to prison, of course, it has to be the same as your ability to be a turtle, good things come in pairs." The ruffian's voice came, and the lame man, who was supposed to die, suddenly straightened up and smiled at him. Wang Ping screamed, rolled his eyes, and fainted happily.
"So daring?" Mo Bai said nonchalantly, and then smiled at Qin Muyu, "Look at my appearance, aren't you disgusting?" ”
Qin Muyu said in his heart, she was a little disgusting at first, but she had already adapted to it, and besides, her appearance in her previous life was not much better than his current appearance. Yes nodded.
Mo Bai smiled happily, took off the pus and hemorrhoids on his face three times and divided five by two, and turned back into a delicate and handsome teenager, Duanmu Bin was amazed to see it.
"Ah, you're the one with the broken sleeve last night!" Duanmu Bin looked at Qin Muyu for three points, and said suddenly.
"Bin'er, don't be rude!" Duanmu Tuo supported his forehead, feeling helpless about his sister. This little boy can be regarded as her benefactor, and he just relieved them of the siege, how can he speak.
"Ignore hospitality, steal or steal." Duanmu Bin looked at Qin Muyu's gaze with a bit of concern, "Say, how do you want this son to thank you?" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she felt a deep murderous aura directly attack her, and before she could react, she heard the sound of "bell-" metal colliding. When she raised her eyes, she realized that two swords were clashing in front of her.
"I don't know how serious my brother is, but I don't have bad intentions, and Your Excellency won't hurt the killer." Duanmu Tuo swung his sword to stop the sword directly stabbed by the man in black, and his face was also very unhappy. Bin'er has never spoken lightly, but this is also a matter of their Duanmu family, and Bin'er is not yet the turn of others to educate.
"In saying this, we saved you with good intentions, and you didn't even say a word of thanks, but even slandered us for having a plan. Look at your husband's uprightness, it turns out to be like this. No wonder what kind of Ning Er's clumsy next three indiscriminate tricks can also be used to paste the dignified Duanmu Mansion Gongzi, Your Excellency is really a good skill! The gate of Duanmu Mansion is too high, and we little people can't climb it. The strange voice of yin and yang came, and Mo Bai threw Wang Ping's belt on the disguise he had removed, and pulled Qin Muyu to leave.
Qin Chuyan also put away his sword, his eyes were clearly a little sarcastic, and he followed Qin Muyu's steps and walked away.
"Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and there are too many such people in this world, and there are no kind-hearted people." Qin Muyu's voice fell to his ears lightly and skillfully, Duanmu Tuo made a big red face, and looked at Duanmu Bin and said something angrily
"Second brother, they clearly have a plan. If you don't save it sooner or later, you save it after you reveal your identity, and you dress up to compete with me in that disgusting ugly look, it's really ......! ”
"Bin'er, shut up!" Duanmu Tuo's face was bruised, if it weren't for Bin'er being his sister, he would have wanted to swing it with a sword. Who taught her to be so indiscriminate!
Duanmu Bin didn't care if Duanmu Tuo was angry or not, and still complained. Duanmu Tuo shut his mouth and didn't look at it, and the anger and helplessness in his eyes turned into apologies. First report this liar to the official, kill people to pay for their lives, and bully Duanmu Mansion, it's really deadly.
"Woo woo......" Ning Er struggled frantically, but it was only in vain. Duanmu Tuo held her clothes in one hand, and walked towards the government with Wang Pingkang, who had fainted on his shoulder, with the other.
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