Chapter 384 of the main text volume, heavy taste water system forbidden spell

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Su Ming pulled open the helicopter hatch, revealing his figure in the air more than ten meters high.

This action startled several people.

Zhao Yun thought that this kid had a bad temper and was going to jump down to do the two fish thieves, so he quickly grabbed his clothes to prevent him from doing stupid things.

More than ten meters high is not a joke, don't look at the water below, if you jump down so high and fall into the water in the wrong posture, flat into the water, the powerful impact can make people faint;

Panda Yingying used agility that was completely inconsistent with its fat body size, and forced it to flash back to her seat, her chubby body leaned against the door on the other side, keeping a distance from Su Ming, and her two big paws grabbed the seat belt, staring at Su Ming vigilantly.

Last time in Ocean Park, Su Ming held it up and pretended to smash the kidnappers, Ying Ying was afraid that Su Ming would use it as a 'cannonball' this time to smash the two fish thieves.

"Look at Nima, boy, there's a kind of you coming down!" The two fish thieves were quite arrogant, and after being stunned for a moment, they immediately laughed at the plane above.

It was probably obvious that Su Ming couldn't do anything about them at all.

The simple tire rubber boat they made, although it looks very tattered, but the stability is quite good, four big tires on the four sides, basically there is no possibility of capsizing, and the big rivers can also go, not to mention a reservoir. Su Ming really didn't have much to do, several of his fierce generals were not here, even if they were, it was useless, even if it was the largest snapping turtle now, it might not be able to overturn this rubber boat.

However, Su Ming naturally has his own set.

Next, he made a move that stunned everyone, only to see him quickly unzip his pants, take out Xiao Su Ming, and yell:

"Water Forbidden Spell: Wrath of the Rain God!"

Shhh......hh A pale yellow liquid suddenly appeared in the sky, cutting a wonderful arc. It sparkles in the sun, like a small waterfall falling from the sky......

"Holy!" The two people below reacted quickly, and they were stunned for less than a second. Immediately it became clear what was happening and quickly dodged to the side of the ship.

According to the law of free fall. The distance of more than ten meters, whether it is liquid or solid, at least takes more than a second, plus the buoyancy of the air, the distance of the arc leads to a series of factors, all in all, theoretically speaking, these two people should be able to avoid this 'rain god's wrath'.

But the problem is. The propeller of the helicopter overhead is still spinning, and the wind is called a big one, and the water surface below more than ten meters is blown rippling, not to mention a pee?

The wrath of the rain god of the forbidden spell of the water system, coupled with the assistance of the wind magic system above the head, suddenly increased the power significantly, and it was originally a straight water line, but it was blown by the strong wind, turning into tiny beads of urine in the sky, like a spring rain. Falling from the sky.

Who can hide from the rain? No one, unless he has an umbrella. Do two fish thieves bring umbrellas? Obviously not.

The thin spring rain is like a sympathetic human hair. Tickle the face of the fish thief.

It's a pity that this lover probably hasn't washed his hair for a few years, and the smell is really not flattering.

"me......"

"**** day by day...... Stinks to death......"

The rain hit the plantains, and the two fish thieves on the boat were suddenly doused all over their heads.

The guy with the harpoon was still tilting his head up and comparing his middle finger just now, and his big mouth was open and laughing happily, and a few beads of urine fell into his mouth very accurately. Su Ming has been a little hot lately, so this pee. Naturally, it's also a bit heavy-mouthed......

"Phew!" The harpoon man was nauseated and spat violently.

Su Ming finished urinating. I was refreshed and excited. Then he shook it twice, put the gun back into its sheath, and laughed at the bottom: "I'm sorry, Lao Tzu is not a virgin for a long time, and there is no boy urine for you to drink, so you will order it!" ”

"Malegobi, little mongrel, if you come down, Lao Tzu will kill you!" The harpoon man wielded the harpoon viciously.

"There's a kind of you coming up!" Su Ming snorted and spit out a big mouthful of saliva again, this time the two below were quite lucky, and the saliva was blown and they didn't know where to go.

"Uncle Zhao, do you have any pee?" Su Ming turned around and asked Zhao Yun, who was sitting in the front row.

Zhao Yun is angry and funny, but he has urine, he is an old man in his forties, and he can't just take it out and throw it like Su Ming, his old face can't hang up at all.

What's more, when Su Ming enlarged his move just now, like all men who met another man standing side by side when they went to the toilet, Zhao Yun also subconsciously glanced at it secretly, and after reading it, he felt a little inferior, anyway, he refused to show Xiao Zhao Yun in front of Su Ming.

Tony didn't have any worries about this, firstly, he concentrated on setting up the plane, but because of the angle, he didn't see Xiao Su Ming, and secondly, as a foreigner, he was still relatively confident in his own aspect.

"It's a pity!" Su Ming glanced at Tony with pity, the foreigner's urine taste must be heavier, enough for the two bastards below to drink a pot. However, Tony has to stand up for the plane, and he can't spare time to pee.

"Oh ......" Panda Yingying suddenly lay on her back on the seat, her paw pointing hard at her belly.

Su Ming is happy, Yingying's small, ** has been filled, and it is high.

No wonder it's hard to give birth to a red panda, this big one, * but only a little bit long, it looks so pitiful, if you use the panda version of the sunflower book, you don't need to estimate them from the palace They can practice......

"Haha, you little rascal!" Su Ming laughed, flicked it on Yingying's little **, and then neatly unbuckled Yingying's seat belt, picked up Yingying, and pointed his legs at the outside of the plane, and made a "shhhh

Yingying is estimated to have been holding it back, don't look at the ** small, there is really a lot of inventory...... A big waterfall fell from the sky, and it turned into a rain halfway, if Su Ming had a drizzle just now, now Yingying is simply a downpour, falling from the sky!

"Haha, who said that it's useless to be short! Don't look at me short, but I'm capable! Su Ming praised Ying Ying heavily, Ying Ying seemed to be very shy, her two paws covered her eyes at once, and she turned around and arched into Su Ming's arms.

The two fish thieves below were attacked by urine in a row, and finally realized that on the water, they could only be beaten, and they had no power to fight back.

What else can I do, bear the humiliation, anyway, urine is not sulfuric acid, and you won't die after two sips, so hurry up and go rowing desperately, approaching the wetland.

"Malegobi, boy, you have a kind! , hurry up! ”

Seeing that there are more than ten meters, they will reach the shallow water of the wetland, as long as they go ashore, Su Ming has nothing to do with them.

At this moment, three or four people also came out of the woods of the wetland, with buckets of nets and buckets in their hands, and one with a machete, waving at the two fish thieves.

"Boy! There is a kind of you come down, Lao Tzu will kill you by the cliff! When the harpoon saw that the backup was coming, he began to be arrogant again.

Su Ming raised his eyes and looked around, and the shadow of the company's fishing boat could already be seen on the water far away, but when Liang Shi came over with the fishing boat, the gang had already run away, and they must not be allowed to go ashore to meet.

"What else can be smashed down!" Su Ming asked Tony loudly, it really can't be done, he wants to dismantle a seat and smash it down.

Tony is a very clever guy, inspired by Su Ming's 'water system' magic, his eyes lit up: "Gasoline! Boss, there's ten gallons of spare gas in the back! (To be continued.) )