There is a saying on the Internet that is very good: how can you grow up casually without experiencing a few scumbags.

Compared with ordinary children, Ding Duo is so good that people want to be jealous, although he is not tall or handsome, but he is a genuine rich second generation, no one can deny that money is really a good thing, as long as there is money, no matter how ugly a person is, he can instantly become charming and charming, not to mention that medical school has always been a holy place for pickled girls with a serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women.

Except for those particularly toothy masters, such as Zhang Xiaoshuai and others, ordinary men are in this kind of blissful place where women gather, and if you don't start, there are people rushing to stick upside down, and few people can sit still and clean themselves, not to mention that Ding Duo himself is a second ancestor with two bad money, the so-called harem of three thousand, hugged left and right, it's just a happy drop.

Just like the most bloody Taiwanese romance drama, the eldest young master of a rich family, a wanderer who has not touched a leaf in the flowers, met a pure and invincible civilian girl on campus one day, and then fell in love at first sight, goodbye infatuation, thinking about it at dusk, tossing and turning, so that before the moon before the flower, Qingqing and me, until the last weak water of three thousand, he only took one scoop, in short, the two lived a good life without shame.

You have to follow the routine of fairy tales, and at this point, the story should end, but unfortunately reality is never a fairy tale, so the real ending of the story becomes like this:

The rich young master's bad habits are hard to change, and he has a sexy girl in private, but after a night of wind, he was blocked by a civilian girl, so since he came out to play, he played smartly, don't take anything to the head of the house, if you must get it, then don't pretend to be a love saint, and give the house key to your girlfriend for safekeeping.

Just like a famous quote from a certain celebrity, all accidents were actually inevitable, in other words, the theory we all understand is that sooner or later you have to pay it back, often walk by the river, and maybe you will fall into it and drown directly that day, right?

The girl wants to break up, Ding Duo is dead or alive, curses and swears to cry his nose, sends flowers to apologize and hug his thighs, Ding Duo can't imagine that his previous invincible means of picking up girls have all become stinky shit, in short, the girl disdains it, and is determined to leave him, Ding Duo was forced to be helpless, so he had to make a faint move, originally just wanted to make a show, who knew that he was seriously dizzy, and his legs were weak for a while and fell down directly, and then the next thing is not to say, anyway, everyone knows it.

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Taking advantage of the gap when Ding Duo was taken into the ward to change his hospital clothes, Ding's mother couldn't help but secretly pull Zhang Xiaoshuai in private, and asked in a low voice:

"I've heard that psychiatric hospitals put patients in cages with chains, and if they don't obey, they take electric batons, is it true?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced back at her and said with a serious expression:

"It's not just locked in a cage, it's all blessed, our hospital is a water prison underground, dedicated to those disobedient patients, the water prison is not lying down, standing up straight and can't sit down, whipping three meals a day, adding a supper at night, don't think about eating or something, what cockroaches, worms! It's all high-protein food, you can eat it by removing your head, if you can catch a mouse, it's like the New Year, and you're so beautiful! ”

"What are you talking about?!"

Ding's mother was instantly frightened and blindfolded. Looking at the old face with a white face, no matter how thick the foundation is, it can't be covered, and seeing that someone is so scared that he is about to urinate **, Zhang Xiaoshuai finally couldn't help but laugh out loud:

"I'm kidding, as for what it's like inside, I said you don't believe it, do you? The best way is for us to go in and take a look now, hearing is false, seeing is believing, is there a cage, can you see it with your own eyes? ”

This has to be replaced by someone else, such a poor mouth and fart, the other party must have jumped to his feet and scolded, but who made him have a particularly attractive face! Obviously, the mouth is so cheap that people want to kill people, but in front of such a handsome face that smiles and groans, no matter how big a temper it is, it has to be eliminated.

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Different from the traditional sense of the psychiatric hospital, the Qingchuanjiang Psychiatric Hospital was completely renovated and rebuilt a year ago, and now the Qingchuanjiang Psychiatric Hospital is almost no different from the ordinary hospital except for the locking of the door, of course, if you pay careful attention, it is not difficult to find that all the glass in the ward is thickened explosion-proof glass, and even the blinds are specially reinforced and welded, but from the appearance alone, these details are not too easy to attract attention.

When Ding Duo's mother and son entered the ward, most of the patients were sitting in the amusement room watching TV, and the big-headed monster baby version of Wu Meiniang, even if she couldn't watch the ball game, just looking at her face was pleasing enough to the eye.

"And the TV?"

Ding's mother let out an exclamation at the right time, and her expression of disbelief was as if the 55-inch ultra-thin LCD TV in the amusement room was actually some terrifying flood beast.

Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't seem to hear her exaggerated exclamation at all, but turned his head and smiled at Ding Duo:

"What does Ding usually like to play? Except, of course, for computers and mobile phones. ”

Ding Duo obviously hasn't kept up with Zhang Xiaoshuai's thinking speed, when his mother was going to send him to a mental hospital, he really searched for death and made trouble for a while, but unfortunately his old man was desperate to send him here, no matter how he cried, he forced him into the car and pulled him over.

Originally, since he entered the gate of the hospital, he had been holding his breath and refused to speak, but in the face of Zhang Xiaoshuai's such a kind and natural question, he almost subconsciously replied:

"Uh... I like to play checkers. ”

"Good checkers, we have a lot of masters here! You can talk to them when you have time, but you can say yes first, and you are not allowed to cry if you lose. ”

"Master?"

Ding Duo asked dryly, his face was still blank with a bad signal acceptance, Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded, and turned to Chang Jiudao, who was watching TV:

"Lao Jiu, a new friend is here, didn't you always complain a while ago that there was no opponent in the ward, and you were lonely and seeking defeat? I've sent you a checkers master today, so why don't you come over and get to know each other. ”

"Really! That relationship is good, I'm so idle that I'm about to grow hair. ”

As soon as he heard that someone was playing chess with him, Chang Jiu immediately jumped up, but he looked left and right, and he didn't look at the so-called master that Zhang Xiaoshuai said.

"Where is the master?"

It can't be the short, ugly silly boy in front of me, right? In other words, his face was dumbfounded, if it weren't for the blue sky and the sunny day, he would have thought that he was a wooden stake!

"It's not far away, it's close in front of you!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai pushed Ding Duo out next to him as he spoke, although the latter was obviously a little stiff, but this did not affect Zhang Xiaoshuai's interest.

Chang Jiu glanced at Ding Duo and said lazily:

"He? The milky smell has not dried, and it is not an opponent. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai hooked the corners of his mouth disappreciatively.

"Hey! That's not what I said, heroes are teenagers. ”

After a while, Ding Duo finally reacted, and sang and harmonized with them, what about him?

"What do you say? Don't accept the next set! ”

So, the two sat opposite each other, each holding one hand, and surrounded by a large circle to watch the lively patients, Zhang Xiaoshuai stood behind Ding Duo with his hands, watching chess and not saying a gentleman, followed by Ding Mu, who still can't come back to his senses, how can this be like this? What about the cage that was said to be good? What about the chain? Why is it not at all different from what I originally imagined? That's too disillusioned, isn't it?