Chapter 080: Hit the Brain and Hit the Stupid

"Are you all ready?" Jing Bohan came to the door of Jing Yanjian, just as Siniang closed the door and came out.

"Don't worry, sir, I didn't wear anything under the quilt, and I even let my subordinates move out of their clothes. ”

"Hmm. Jing Bohan nodded, "You go, light this incense and put it in the room." ”

"Sir. What are you doing?" Siniang took the brown incense, put it in front of her nose and smelled it, the smell was very light.

"Oh, don't smell it, this is a fragrance called 'super powerful', and I specially sent someone to the Medicine King Valley to come back. ”

"How awesome?"

"When the effect of the drug occurs, no matter how much self-control people have, they can't control it, but they will wake up halfway through it. ”

"So godly?"

"The old man has the most of this kind of strange stuff there, and we'll know tomorrow if it works. ”

"Good. Siniang took the incense and entered the room again, and came out after a while.

Ban Wanqing was woken up by the heat, she reached out and wiped the sweat from her forehead, and kicked the quilt away.

The quilt was lifted, which woke Jing Yan up, and he also felt that he was hot, and every inch of his body was clamoring to be released, and when he felt that there was a person next to him, he turned it over without thinking about it.

Wanqing felt someone wandering away from her. But he was not disgusted at all. It's still mushy to fit together.

Halfway through, the potion faded and the two of them began to wake up. Although he knew that this was a trick of his parents, Jing Yan didn't stop, and he couldn't stop at all!

Wanqing was the first time, and the injury did not heal, so it didn't take long for her to faint, and after a long time, Jing Yan lay down next to her.

Jing Yan has met a lot of people, but he never touches Zizhi, because he is not married, but Wanqing's body makes him fall in love, and he suddenly seems to have a little hope that he can occupy her body forever.

And he found nothing on it, nor on the ground, so he went bare-chested and fetched it. But the chest was empty.

"Despicable!" Jing Yan didn't care if he didn't wear it, but Wanqing was different, his parents were going too far, and they treated an innocent girl like this.

Unable to find clothes and unable to go out, Jing Yan had to go back to sleep again, he took the quilt and gently wiped away the tears and sweat on Wanqing's cheeks.

"If you knew that there would be such consequences, would you still lie for Yang Liu'er?" Jing Yan stretched out his hand and gently strung her contours on Wanqing's face with his fingertips. Obviously, it didn't take long to vent, but the body began to be restless again, and Jing Yan never wronged himself, so he did it if he wanted to!

Wanqing was woken up by Jing Yan, her eyes widened, "You ......"

"I'll take care of it, good. Enjoy. After speaking, Jing Yan lowered his head and kissed her on the lips fiercely. Wanqing is just a rookie in this regard, but Jing Yan is a top master, and it didn't take long for her to fall into it, and it took a long time for the two of them to fall asleep.

Early the next morning, Jing Yan's parents still organized a group to give Wanqing a way, that is, forced marriage.

They opened the door gently and quietly walked to the side, the two people on the side had not woken up at this moment, Jing Yan hugged Wanqing, and Wanqing leaned on his shoulder, and the two of them slept soundly. Although the two of them covered the important parts with quilts, Wanqing's arms and neck were full of kiss marks, which shows how intense the two were last night!

Jing Bohan stretched out his finger and pointed to the door, and the others nodded and left gently, leaving only two suits.

Wanqing is now full of traces of love, even if you don't have to block them, you can let Jing Yan be responsible obediently, so they leave with each other, lest the male protagonist wake up and see that they will make a big noise, and it will be troublesome to run away from home if the marriage is not successful.

After they withdrew, Jing Yan opened his eyes, in fact, he had already woken up, he was just pretending to be asleep, if he hadn't wrapped Wanqing's body tightly in the quilt, he would have been seen by this group of parents.

Jing Yan gently withdrew her hand, put on her clothes, and took Wanqing's clothes and put them aside, wanting to wear them for her, but she was worried that she would wake her up, after all, she was tossed by him three times last night, and she must be tired.

Jing Yan just sat on the side and looked at Wanqing and smirked, this person who was more powerful than a man finally surrendered to him, and when he thought of this, Jing Yan felt a sense of pride, since things have come to this point, it will definitely not be long before he will marry her, something that he was super resistant to before, but now he has a little bit of expectation.

Wanqing is a special person, she doesn't cry, she has good martial arts, she is a brother during the day and a wife at night, where can I find such a person?

"Hmm......" Wanqing turned around, she usually gets up early, but she was so tired last night, that's why she slept so late.

Stretching and yawning, Wanqing sat up as usual, it was because she sat up that the quilt on the top was slippery, and she was shocked that something was wrong when she opened her eyes, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Jing Yan staring at her with squinting eyes.

"Ah...... Why are you here, what are you looking at!" Wanqing hurriedly grabbed the quilt and wrapped herself.

"This is my room, have you forgotten? Actually, you don't have to be so shy, I not only saw it last night, but also touched and kissed it. Jing Yan reached out to pull the quilt viciously.

After he mentioned this, Wanqing remembered the incident of last night, it turned out that it was not a dream, it was not a dream! God, how could this be? How could this be?

"Madame doesn't wear clothes and doesn't show her husband, do you think this is appropriate?" Jing Yan slowly approached Wanqing as he spoke, and the faces of the two were less than two centimeters apart, "Madam, you are so fragrant......"

"Woo woo ......" was kissed by Jing Yan again without warning, and in a hurry, Wanqing kicked Jing Yan hard and kicked him down.

Jing Yan didn't expect Wanqing to behave like this at all, and was kicked without saying anything, and his head hit the foot of the stool.

"Oops...... Oops......" Jing Yan fell to the ground and held his head exaggeratedly.

Wanqing took this opportunity to put on her clothes immediately and threw down a sentence of "I'm sorry." Then he opened the door and left. Out of Jingyan, Wanqing did not stop, but ran directly to Dongcheng. She is in a mess now, and she doesn't know how to face all this, so she chooses to flee.

"This person really doesn't play cards according to common sense, and wants to murder his husband before he gets married. "It's just that Wanqing is so special that it will arouse his interest.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" the eldest lady saw Wanqing running out, and wanted to chase but couldn't catch up easily, so she ran in to see. When she found Jing Yan lying on the ground, she was scared, "Why are you lying on the ground, you came to see you just now, why did you make it like this in the blink of an eye?"

Jing Yan will make a plan, he continues to straddle his head and roll on the ground, "It hurts, it hurts, my head ......"

"Don't scare me, don't scare me, come, get up, don't lie on the ground. The eldest lady wanted to help Jing Yan up, but she didn't have enough strength, "You wait for me, I'll call someone to help." ”

Not long after the eldest lady went out, soon other people also came over, and Jing Yan was already "unconscious" at this time.

"Quick, go and call Old Man Zhang over. Jing Bohan picked up Jing Yan and put it back, Siniang ran fast, she went to call Old Man Zhang.

Soon Old Man Zhang was carried over by Siniang.

"Look at it, what the hell is Jingyan doing. Jing Bohan said.

"He said he had a headache and I was lying on the ground when I came in. The eldest lady said.

"Master, do you think it could be that 'super powerful' question?" Siniang asked.

"Oh, it was fine before, how did it happen all of a sudden?"

"Where did she go?"

“......”

"Stop!" Old man Zhang shouted, the eight of them said a word from you and a word from him, which made Old Man Zhang's head almost baozha. "You go first, and I'll tell you the results after I'm done. ”

Old man Zhang is rarely so fierce, and after he went crazy, everyone went out obediently.

Old man Zhang carefully examined Jing Yan, and only found that his head was swollen, but this did not make him unconscious, what was the reason? Finally, he came to a conclusion, "Hall Master, are you pretending?"

Jing Yan blinked mischievously, looked outside, the door was closed, and then he whispered, "Old man Zhang is good, you have found out." ”

"Oh, you're not a child anymore, and you don't know how worried the lord and the ladies are about you. ”

"They drugged me last night, and then put me and Wanqing on one sheet, but as soon as I woke up today, I was cleared by Wanqing. Old man Zhang, I am also a victim, which side are you on?"

"You. "Old man Zhang already felt that it was too much to see them treat Yang Liu'er like that before, so this time he stood on Jing Yan's side.

"That'...... What do you think I should pretend to be? I can't just lie on top and pretend to be unconscious all the time. ”

"Bumped into the head, bumped into stupidity. ”

"This is good, this is good!" Jing Yan has even pretended to be a person and a beggar, but he has not pretended to be a fool, this time it is fun.

Wanqing has no other place to go in the capital except to go to Yang Liu'er.

Du Feng opened the door and saw Wanqing standing at the door and was surprised and happy, happy that she came, and surprised that she didn't look very good.

"Where's Liu'er?"

"She's cooking. ”

"Thank you. ”

With just a few simple words, Du Feng was even more sure that Wanqing had a problem, and he followed him uneasily.

In the past, Wanqing was responsible for three meals a day, but now she is not here, so Yang Liu'er cooks it herself, she made a plate of egg pancakes, and when she brought it out, she saw Wanqing, "Roar, I didn't go home last night, did I go to fight with a man?"

Yang Liu'er just talked casually, but Wanqing cried as a result. Yang Liu'er hurriedly stuffed the pancakes to Du Feng and motioned for him to go out.

"What's wrong? What's going on?"

"I ......" Wan Qing just said one word, and she cried even harder.

It seemed that she couldn't ask anything, so Yang Liu'er hugged Wanqing and borrowed a shoulder to cry for her, and it would be much more comfortable for people to cry when they were unhappy.

It's just that when Wanqing leaned over, Yang Liu'er clearly smelled the smell of a man, to be precise, the smell of sweat! People don't smell so much even if they sweat, Yang Liu'er glanced at Wanqing's neck, and sure enough, there were suspicious red marks. Also, Wanqing's eyes were red and swollen from crying, but her lips were also red and swollen, so she really messed with a man last night!

"Say, who bullied you, I split him!" Although Yang Liu'er can't, she still has a very capable Qiu Qianjian.

Wanqing was crying blindly and did not speak.

"Did the group of parents of the Jing family drug you?" After a period of time, Yang Liu'er can be sure that Jing Yan is a righteous gentleman, but he has a group of terrifying parents who will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals! Now she finally understands why Qiu Qianjian will suppress her one night, pretending to be doing errands, because she is afraid that they will be drugged.

Although Jing Yan and Wanqing are both martial arts masters, it is difficult to prevent thieves in the day, and there are a bunch of parents with bad stomachs, no matter how you prevent it, you really can't prevent it!

"I'm sorry Wanqing, it's me who has caused you trouble. "If it weren't for the fact that his brain was hot and he proposed to act, then Wanqing would not have lost her innocence.

"Liu'er, don't say that, it's none of your business. ”

The more Wanqing said this, the more guilty Yang Liu'er became, "Okay, okay, I've cried enough, don't cry anymore, I'll go boil some hot water for you to take a bath, it will be much more comfortable to take a bath." ”

"I'll just come by myself, how can I ask you to boil water for me. "No matter what the share, in Wanqing's heart, Yang Liuer is still the queen mother.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you. Yang Liu'er walked to the warehouse, chose a few sachets that could soothe the Xu, and gave Wanqing a suit.

A few sachets were thrown directly into the pot by Yang Liu'er and boiled together with the water, and the water soaked out had a faint aroma, and Wanqing felt much more comfortable after taking a bath.

She silently put on the skirt that Yang Liuer chose for her, and every time there was a suitable skirt, Yang Liuer would say that she would give it to her, but Wanqing always said that she was not used to wearing a skirt or it was inconvenient to wear a skirt as an excuse, and she was reluctant to wear it.

"Wanqing, you should wear a skirt, you look good, come on, I'll help you comb your hair." ”

Hearing Yang Liu'er say this, Wanqing looked down, and only then did she realize that she was wearing a skirt.

Sitting in front of the bronze mirror, Wan Qing looked at herself in the mirror lightly, she was very confused, and only spoke after a long time, "Liu'er, what do you say I should do?"

"I'm not like you, and I don't know what to do. Yang Liu'er smiled bitterly, "But compared to Qin Yongqi, Jing Yan is good." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Qin Yongqi has a group of wives and concubines, and he doesn't seem to have any interest in you, and Jing Yan is better than not marrying yet, but his group of parents is too terrifying, in fact, if you think about it, there are really two shortcomings, in fact, what about yourself? What is the point? Jing Yan will definitely be responsible for such a thing, even if he is not responsible for the eight parents in his family, you will not agree. ”

"I don't know, I never thought about getting married, I just want to protect you, keep going. ”

"Stupid!" Yang Liu'er knocked Wanqing's head hard, "What kind of lie are you talking about, I'm not a child, I can take care of myself, I'm happy to be able to live with you, but you can't waste your youth because of me, although I said I don't rely on men, but I never said that I won't fall in love or get married." Could it be that you can marry with me and serve with me?" Of course, Yang Liu'er knew that Wanqing would not do this, and the reason why she said this was just to want Wanqing to sober up.

"No, no, I don't! Liu'er, have you married the young owner?"

"Hmm...... In fact, I have thought about this question many times, and now that we have children, of course I will consider giving them a complete home, and I do have a little bit of a hatred for a thousand swords, but this joy is not enough for me to have enough courage to marry him. I don't know him well enough, getting married is not a game, it can't be a child's play, and when I love him enough, I will go back to the villa with him. But you're okay, you don't have children yet...... It seems a little early to say this, right?" Yang Liu'er stared at Wanqing's stomach, these men who know martial arts are more powerful, and they always feel as if they will hit with one blow.

"Yes, yes, I'll go to the doctor, I'll go to the doctor!"

"You come back, you come back, I'll go, I'll go! If you go, won't people know about you, and what about your reputation?"

"But you're not the same. ”

"No, I have no reputation at all, you wait for me to come back. Remember, don't run around. ”

"Good. Wanqing nodded, seeing that Yang Liu'er was so good to her, she couldn't help but burst into tears.

Qiu Qianjian came to find Yang Liu'er, and when he saw her come out from afar, he quietly followed her to surprise her, but found that she went to a medical center.

"Is there anything wrong with the girl?"

"That's what I want after the fact. ”

"Aftermath medicine?" the doctor looked at Yang Liu'er with a puzzled expression.

Yang Liu'er knocked on her head, aftermedicine is a modern word, but how should it be called in ancient times?

"It's just that you did Zhou Zhili, but you don't want to conceive a child's medicine, can you understand this explanation?"

"I understand, six cents. "This medicine often comes to pick GOU, so the pain is often good," after the water is boiled, it is boiled with a simmer, and three bowls of water are boiled into one bowl of water, this medicine is not good for the body, and it is drunk at most twice a month. The doctor instructed.

"Okay, thank you, doctor. When Yang Liu'er took out the money, she realized that she didn't bring the money at all!" "It turns out that I didn't bring any money, I'll come back again." Yang Liu'er put down the medicine, and saw Qiu Qianjian as soon as she turned around, it's so good that you don't have to run again with him.

"Qiu Qianjian gave me six yuan!" Yang Liu'er stretched out his palm towards Qiu Qianjian.

Qiu Qianjian's face was blue, his hands were clenched into his fists, and green tendons appeared on the back of his hands, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "Who did you do Zhou Zhili with?"

"Oh, I'll tell you when I go back to this matter, you can give me six cents first. "There are so many people here, how can they tell Wanqing's affairs.

"I'll ask you again, with whom did you do the Zhou Zhili!"

"If you don't forget it, you won't have to make a trip. ”

"If you don't make it clear, you can't leave!" Qiu Qianjian grabbed Yang Liu'er's arm. Soilsmith doctor.

"Hey, you're hurting me, let it go! I don't have time to be crazy with you, either give me money or let me go." ”

"Who is it?"

"Do you have a brain, didn't I tell you that my eldest aunt is here? Who, who is your big-headed ghost!" Yang Liu'er found that there were more and more people who came to see the excitement, and she raised her foot and kicked it fiercely at Qiu Qianjian's crotch.

The male audience members silently stretched out their hands to cover their important parts, as if they all felt how painful Qiu Qianjian was now.

Yang Liu'er took the opportunity to run back, Qiu Qianjian thought for a while, Yang Liu'er said that the eldest aunt was a menstrual affair when she came, so it wasn't her who asked for this medicine!

Qiu Qianjian took out a piece of broken silver and threw it to the doctor, picked up Yang Liu'er's medicine just now and quickly chased after her, damn it, he misunderstood her!

"Liu'er, you wait for me, Liu'er is sorry, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, I'm just ...... I just care too much about you, that's why I'm so impulsive, I know it's wrong, I really know it's wrong. Because of the pain in his crotch, he couldn't run fast, and Qiu Qianjian didn't care how many people there were on the street, he shouted while chasing.

Yang Liu'er ran back angrily, and Wanqing saw that she was empty-handed, "Did you forget to bring money?"

"Don't mention it!" Yang Liu'er sat down angrily.

At this time, Qiu Qianjian also chased after him, but his running posture was very weird, and the expression on his face was painful, what happened to these two people?

"You guys talk slowly, I'll go see Dabao and Xiaobao. "Gracefully choose the message.

"This ......" Qiu Qianjian knew that this medicine should be bought for Wanqing, because no one except Wanqing would be worthy of Yang Liu'er's doing, but he was afraid of making a mistake again, so Qiu Qianjian also specially explained: "This is the medicine that Liu'er bought just now." ”

"Got it. Wanqing took the medicine and walked out.

"Three bowls of water boiled into one bowl of water will do. Angry is angry, Yang Liu'er didn't forget to tell Wanqing how to fry this medicine.

"Liu'er I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really know it's wrong. ”

"We don't even have the most basic trust between us, I don't think we really need to waste each other's time anymore, you go, I don't want to see you. Yang Liu'er pointed to the door and said.

How could Qiu Qianjian be so well-behaved, he directly hugged Yang Liu'er tightly, "I won't go, I won't go, I will stick to you in this life and this life." ”

"What's the use of saying these things now? When you see me buying this medicine, you immediately think that I used it myself, in your heart, am I such a casual person?" Suddenly Yang Liu'er sneered a few times, "Yes, I am such a casual person, I have already given birth to two children before I get married, if it is not casual enough, how can I be with a man I don't know?"

"Don't, don't say that, don't say that about yourself!"

"Don't kid yourself, even if I don't say it, don't you already think I'm such a person in your heart?"

"No, it's not like that. Qiu Qianjian pulled Yang Liu'er over and made her face herself, "That time it was just a last resort." ”