Chapter 34: Hellish Training
Before subduing demons, you must first improve your fighting quality, otherwise it will not be in vain. In order to achieve an ideal state, Xiao You formulated a series of training plans for Xiao An, and for these plans, Xiao An said that he accepted all of them unconditionally.
"Okay, now that you're mentally prepared, we're going to start hellish training. From today onwards I say what you do, I get you to a certain level and you have to work hard to do it. The first item of the day is running. β
Jogging? Good running! But how to run?
"You're going to run 50 laps in half an hour."
"Okay." Xiao An began to run after receiving the order.
"Stop! I haven't issued the rules yet, what are you running around? β
Xiao An immediately stopped, ready to listen to what the rules she said.
"You have to run 50 laps in half an hour, and the distance of each lap is 5000M, which is 5000M/lap*50, and the time limit is 30 minutes."
"Wait a minute, are you going to tire the silly boy or do you want to laugh with me? Nothing has to be a step-by-step one, two, three, how can you eat a fat man in one bite! I've never had this trait and I haven't received special training, so if you die on the playground before you can fight the devil, are you going to fight alone? β
Xiao An felt that he couldn't do it.
"Then you just wait to die." Xiao You said disapprehantly, "I know this is difficult for you, and this process will definitely be very difficult, but I promise you that with me, at least in this training process, you will never have any life in danger." On the other hand, if you don't go through my special training, you may be in danger, you can weigh these two. β
Xiao An closed his eyes and thought for a while, and finally said helplessly, "Okay, then I'll try!" Pinch me some! After saying that, he threw off his arms and ran.
One, two, three...... It's not easy, but the 5000M*50 has been run down, before that, let alone a 5000M, it was 800M when he was in school, and Xiao An often fell behind. I don't know what's wrong today, just like the strings, she also knows that she is tired, but she just can't stop, and she always tells herself in her heart: No, you can't stop, it's not 50 laps yet. I don't know the exact time, but I just feel that the position of the sun is constantly changing, but my heart is not confused, and I have been counting how many laps I have run to the end. By the time she finally completed the 50 laps, she was limp on the ground as if she had completed her mission, panting like a dog.
"Okay, let's see if you're particularly accomplished like me, abusing me like a dog. You can't do this no matter how dissatisfied you are with me! "Xiao An is very unbalanced, dare you are only responsible for appreciation.
"I think I might have to state two things to you, first, that I am not dissatisfied with you, and that I should know all too well what I have to do with you; Second, you completed 50 laps, but you didn't finish it within the time limit. Your results, alas, I really don't want to hit you, forget it, barely enter the next project! β
"What?! You, you don't pour me a glass of water, press a motorcycle or anything, how can I continue training in my current state? Do you wish I could leave this world now and learn art under the same door as you? β
"Well, you've just started to give up, and you won't be able to afford the training after that. Okay, I'll go back and ask my master, to see if there are any other comfortable countermeasures, for example, if we can't fight and hide, you can immigrate with your parents first, which should be considered a way at present! β
"What? Immigrant? Where are you going? You're not kidding. Is it so easy to cut off the affection that has been cultivated in this hot land for so many years? Okay, you can continue training, I can bear it, and I have to drive those blood demons away first! β
Sometimes I feel really guilty about my sister, if I don't have my sister, I can be born smoothly, but it is because I was reincarnated a few years earlier that she passed by the world. Now that the sisters are reunited, there is very little they can do for their sister, but her sister has repeatedly rescued her, and she doesn't think she is troublesome, but she can't tell her parents about it, of course, they will definitely think that they are under pressure and thinking too much, just talking nonsense. And he has worked so hard to eradicate that group of blood demons, but in his current state, let alone blood demons, even ordinary people may not be able to beat them.
"Okay, then let's stop talking nonsense and move on to the next one, Sanda."
Xiaoyou's voice was not alarmed, there was no agitation and no decadence. But Xiao An sounds like an incomparably big Yali Mountain, but at the moment of life and death, it can only be like this, not to mention that it is better to try once than not to try.
"Don't you say Sanda? Then why do you tie me up? Xiao An was very puzzled when he saw that he was tied up by his sister.
"yes, that's why I'm going to tie you up. Besides, do you really know how to fight? Tell you to learn to be beaten before you hit someone, and I'm going to test your bottom line and your dodge ability today. Alright, I've already explained, and now it's time for you to get ready to be beaten. Are you ready? β
"Am I ready, don't you have to fight, okay, then you can fight, pour all your hatred on me, take revenge, I won't complain!"
"If you complain or not, you will be beaten! Here we go! β
Xiao You was ruthless, and Xiao An simply closed his eyes.
"Eh, what are you closing your eyes for! It's not for you to die, it's just for you to train, how can you hide from me if you close your eyes? Keep your eyes open! And preoccupied with my attack! β
Okay. Xiao An pouted and opened his eyes very dissatisfied, looking at Xiao You.
"Bang Bang"
"Ahh
β¦β¦
Such voices were endless, and after a while, Xiao An was already beaten by Xiao You and his nose and face were swollen. Xiao You saw that the fight was almost over, so he stopped, "Don't worry, these will disappear before you go home, but before that, let's show you what you look like now, you're old and beautiful!" β
Hmph, I don't believe it, this girl must be pranking me again,
Xiao You brought the mirror, and Xiao An looked at it and smiled bitterly, "Like a revolutionary soldier who was tortured to extract a confession?" "I suddenly felt so heroic, and I realized once again that it is not easy to live happily now. I was just beaten by my sister a few times, and I felt that the world was dim and the universe was desolate, so the revolutionary martyrs of the year, how much pain and hardship they paid that people today could not imagine, and what emotions did they have? Have you ever called it bitter? Xiao An suddenly felt that the so-called demons were everywhere, all the time, and pervasive. He can be arrogant in every era, and he can play in a variety of ways, he can do this or that. Since there are always those who are fearless, why can't I also cultivate my own courage? And this courage comes not only from faith, but also partly from faith.
And Xiao An's current belief is to eradicate these blood demons and restore peace to the people and himself in the past.
"Okay, I can handle all this, you can report the next project!"
"Well, yes, although your results are not ideal, but your will is commendable, then we will continue to challenge. But the next project may be difficult for you, and I'm really worried about whether you can do it. β
"Don't talk nonsense, I can't do it, don't I have to finish all this training under your supervision?"
"Okay, you come with me!" Xiao You untied her, and after taking a few steps, a mountain appeared in front of her, a mountain that was not too high, but also had a certain height, and the most important thing was that it was actually full of bright knives! Although it is virtual, it is also "shining" in the sun, and Xiao An is frightened to watch.
"Knife-mountain-ah!" Xiao An was stunned by this masterpiece.
"That's right! What you're about to challenge is this mountain of knives. Rest assured, it won't really kill you, you just have to be careful not to step on it. But it doesn't matter if you actually step on it, you won't be hurt in any way, but you will definitely feel pain. To be precise, everything that happens to you today is actually false, whether it is the sight, sound, smell or taste. It's just that these feelings will always be with you, which can be regarded as a kind of sharpening of your will. β
"Okay, I understand, give me the little red flag!" Xiao An took over the little red flag from Xiaoyou's hand, "I'm going to go to that knife mountain now, wait for my triumph!" After saying that, he began to climb with great ambition.
Although I knew it was fake, I was still scared. It's like a dream, sometimes you know it's fake, but when you wake up and remember, you still have lingering palpitations. Xiao An must be very careful, but he must also be agile, the slightest mistake will be pierced by the knife under his feet, and he must also pay attention to the rubble and blades that roll down his head at any time.
Finally climbed to the top, Xiao An planted the little red flag of victory on the hill, and looked at Xiao You at the bottom of the mountain: How about it, your sister and I are okay!
As a result, before she could stink a few times, Xiaoyou said to her again, "Come down!" We have to move on to the next one! β
What the? Get down? Can't you just get me down? Do you know that it's easy to go up the mountain and hard to go down? I can look up at the gravel blades that fall at any time when I go up the mountain, but when I go down the mountain, I have to turn my back to them, so how can I observe? But since Xiaoyou has already said so, then he can only do it. Anyway, it's all fake, so let's take it as a nightmare! Besides, it's just a good and harmless training. Xiao An gritted his teeth and began to come down from the top of the mountain again.
When I finally got down the mountain, I was already scarred, because I didn't know what kind of virtue I was at the moment because I didn't have a mirror. But Xiaoyou was happy when he saw himself like this, "Do you want to take a look at your current beauty?" It is estimated that you are going to the Oscars to walk the red carpet now, and those best looks are so angry that you vomit blood! β
Xiao You immediately took out the magic mirror and opened it in his hand, a small mirror was pulled into a dressing mirror, Xiao An stood in front of him and took a photo, and he couldn't help but be happy, but he cried again after a while, "You can't let our parents see it, otherwise you will have to die of distress!" "In the mirror, I have knives all over my body, and even there are several embellishments on my head.
"Take all these decorations off me, I don't want nightmares at night."
Xiao You pursed her lips and smiled, and blew on her sister, and those bright knives were gone. Xiao An touched his own
On his head and body, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Xiaoyou, "Sister, your training is really earth-shattering, unprecedented, and unrecopied." β
In fact, Xiaoyou also feels very sorry for her sister, and they all say that she is a rich daughter, but now her sister has to accept this kind of inhuman training for everyone's safety, which is really rare for her tenacity. Although, a large part of it was forced out by themselves.
"It's okay, you can take me as your brother and take revenge!" Seeing that Xiao You was a little soft-hearted, Xiao An ruthlessly ordered her to continue abusing herself.
"Okay, then let's have the last training of the day, as long as this practice is finished, sister, you can rest today. But when I go back, in addition to digesting all this during the day, I also have to write a report to me! β
"What? Do you still want to read the report? β
I'm so tired that I'm dying of thieves at the end of the day, and you won't let me sleep when I go back, and let me have a terrifying day, this, this is really more grinding than training.
"Yes, I need you to give me a decent lesson and do it every day so that I can change the training plan at any time according to your progress."
Well, since it's all for the great cause, then I'll do whatever you say.
Suddenly, an ocean appeared in front of me.
"What, you're not asking me to jump in, are you?" Xiao An was stupid, completely stupid.
"That's right! Just jump in! And swim to the other side! β
"Huh? Don't you know I can't swim? β
It's okay to walk and climb mountains, but if I hadn't been trained to swim, how would I have swam so far to the other side? Don't get drowned as soon as you enter? It's not like I'm not without experience. When I was a teenager, I went to the beach with my family one summer, and I always wanted to learn to swim, and I especially envied that others could swim freely in the water like mermaids. So I asked my sister for advice, and my sister taught me a quick method, which is to hold my breath and soak my whole body in the water as much as possible, so that my body can float up, and I can swim as soon as I float. When Xiao An heard it, it turned out to be so simple, who wouldn't hold his breath! So he held his breath honestly and soaked his body in the sea, but the person did not float as expected. Fortunately, it was not in the deep water area at the time, but fortunately it was discovered by my sister in time, otherwise, there would be no such factory director.
Therefore, although the events at that time were just fun and did not leave any shadow, Xiao An still did not dare to go into this sea.
"You can't get down?!" Xiao You's voice was fierce.
"I'm down, I'm definitely down! Even if you don't, don't you have to kick me down? I just don't understand that you have to teach me the basics of swimming before you go to the water, right? β
"I'll teach you, but not now! You swim desperately forward now with your nature! As he spoke, he ruthlessly kicked Xiao An into the sea.
"Poof! Help me! Small tour! Pull me up first! I'm dying! "Xiao An was terrified.
"I told you that it was fake! Just swim forward! β
Xiao An fluttered a few times, choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and began to swim indiscriminately like those who could swim, pushing away the water in front of him with both arms, and his two legs also cooperated up and down, and his head kept rising out of the water to ventilate, but there was still a long way to see the other side. Originally, Xiaoyou predicted that he would be able to go home and rest after completing this training, but if this is the case, when will he really finish training? On the other side, it's still far away! Xiao An was desperate, but his hands and feet couldn't stop, so he could only continue to swim forward mechanically. She recalled the various physical fitness tests and military training when she was in school and after work, as well as the beating and scolding given by the coach when she took the driver's license test, and what she has experienced now, it is all floating clouds. Since you can't be more pessimistic the more you think about it, it's better to YY first, let it go, and fantasize about all kinds of beauty in the future: since I'm not even afraid of this, then what else can stop me? Is it that even the special forces of various countries in the world are not as powerful as me? But I don't have any ambition for it, I hate war more than anything else. But perhaps, I can guide them. Hehe, now it's just thinking about it, I have to achieve all of this to have a chance to give others a great god. But when will I have to swim to shore? Only by swimming to the shore can we end today's training and be qualified to think about the future. Well, I really want to supervise other people's practice like the landlord's wife one day, but now I can only start from scratch with hard work: the grandfathers are all from their grandsons, and the instructors are all from the recruits who have been beaten.
Recruits, come on!
There is no end to learning the sea, there is nothing in this world that can be done comfortably, so I will work hard and work hard, come on and come on!
The training task on the first day was finally a victory in the first battle, Xiaoyou let Xiao An go home, and repeatedly reminded him to write today's training experience after he went back.
The next day, it is still a repeat of the previous day's task, which is considered consolidation. Xiao An easily stayed up until the evening, thinking that class was about to end, but Xiao You's words immediately broke her thoughts of going home to rest:
"Today is considered to have completed the mission objectives of the day, but the night has not been completed. You can go home for dinner in a while, but when Mom falls asleep, I'll still be pulling you out, and you can just wait for me to pick you up. β
No, you're waiting for me to straighten up before destroying me.
In the evening, in the dead of night, Xiao You took Xiao An to a real swimming pool.
"Now I'm going to teach you real swimming, otherwise if you get into the real water, you won't be able to rely on your unscientific self-taught knowledge at all!"
So after a whole night of training, Xiao An really mastered this skill.
Day 3.
"What moth did you come up with to fix me today?" Xiao An tried his best to pretend to be calm.
"Look here, this is the pit I dug for you." Xiao You is still expressionless, she just has this ability, others have been shocked to the core, but she is still nothing. Also, this pit is not for her anyway.
"What are you going to do with this pit? Is it going to the toilet orβ"
"What a toilet! You jump in for me! As he spoke, he pushed Xiao An in.
"This is just the beginning, you have to learn to jump out of this dirt pit in a while, you have to learn to jump out of the sand, and in a few days you have to learn to jump out of the water! Sister, I know it's hard for you as a mortal, but I still hope you can do it, you can do it, right? β
"Huh?" Xiao An listened to this uncalm item, and before she could react, Xiao You had already begun to ask herself, and she had to answer "Uh-huh!" β
So Xiao An began to "jump!" Xiao An! Training tasks.
First, jump up in the soil pit designated by Xiaoyou until you jump out of the pit, and then jump back again, and then repeat repeatedly; Then he was buried in a pile of sand while standing by Xiao You, the target still managed to jump out. At first, it was always difficult for Xiao An to do it, not to mention jumping out, it was difficult to get out, but Xiao You was very angry and said that I didn't tie you up, and if I tied you, you wouldn't be able to jump out! Xiao An had no choice but to practice over and over again, keep experiencing, and keep thinking about how to successfully escape from a pile of sand trapped in him. Finally, the emperor paid off, and Xiao An practiced "breath-holding", and he could jump out of the pile of sand as soon as he held his breath.
"Not bad, not bad! Oh, I'm happier to see you where you are today, than to be rewarded! However, we can't be complacent, there is one more thing, and if you complete it, the physical training is over. β
Really, that's great, hurry up and practice, I've long wanted to end this evil day by day.
"Well, this is the bucket, you can jump out of it, right?" Xiao You prepared a big bucket for Xiao An to take a bath.
"Okay, I'll try, it should be fine." Xiao An is confident.
Poof, a few times, Xiao An jumped in and out is indeed no problem.
"Okay, let's move our position next, and wait for the swimming pool!"
The water here is much deeper, and Xiao An is not used to it at first, but he can slowly jump out of it.
"Great! You're improving faster than I thought! β
The two of them came to the sea again, the real sea.
"This, it's a bit difficult, why don't you take a fake for simulation training first?"
"You are content, if you really want to go to the battlefield, where can I prepare so many simulations for you! Even simulations are dangerous! Stop talking nonsense, jump! β
It's really jumping, then, okay, I learned to swim anyway, big deal, I'll swim out.
Xiao An tried a few times and it really didn't work, this sea is unpredictable, how can I, a small person, be subdued?
Xiao An showed an embarrassed expression to Xiao You, and his consciousness was to say, it's almost enough, we can really do these kung fu.
"Jump! You'll have to jump out of the sea 500 times today! I've set you a low target, if you can't even do that, how do you want to deal with those Blood Demons? β
Xiao You's reasonable, I'm not here to have fun, I have a task drop, a pressure drop.
Gritting his teeth and holding his breath, he dived into the sea again, then clenched his fists, stood up, and flew out.
really responded to that sentence, martial arts are world-beating, and no one can stop him when he jumps into the air.
"Xiaoyou, I succeeded! I can fly straight from the sea to the beach! Xiao An couldn't hold back the joy in her heart and shared it with her sister.
"Congratulations! Okay, I'm tired enough in the past few days, continue to write my experience after I go back, and we will have new training tomorrow! β
"Tomorrow, tomorrow? Didn't you say it's all over, why is there still one? β
"yes, I mean the physical training is over, but we have other training. Do you think that courage alone will do? β
Well, I hope the next training won't be so hard.
Next.
"Xiaoyou, we've been training for so long, but when it comes to the real thing, can we stop using force? Just reason with them?
I'm afraid, I'm afraid they won't be able to beat me. Xiao An suggested.
"Do you think it's realistic? Who do you think you are? Negotiator, mediator or gold tooth? You can't even be called the king of ordinary debates in school, what are you going to use to reason with others? Do you think people will listen to you? People have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, what bird has not been seen, will listen to your broken thoughts? You really think so highly of yourself. It's better to keep your mind down and train with me. If there is a need for eloquence training, I will pass on my mastery to you. β
All right. In fact, it seems that many times the program is like this, first the text and then the martial arts, how can I forget the order? How can we be so naΓ―ve to expect that the other party will easily accept our advice and change their ways? If all the evils in the world can be persuaded so easily, if they can be less stubborn, then how can there be so many things in this world that should not happen? It's better to be realistic, let's practice with my sister.
"Actually, what I want to train today is what you think. That's right, I'm going to turn you into a professional-level lobbyist for a short time these days! If you can't convince them that day, at least you have to say that you are annoyed with them, but if you can't do it, let's go shopping with them again! β
Good! The bloody battle is imminent, and this last tremor is not missing, and if not, there will be more people here who will fall into the hands of the blood demon.
Blood Demons, wait for me for a few more days, the day I leave the school will be the day you will be surrendered!