Chapter 82 Han Dynasty squad leader Gao Tianbao
Does this kid have some confidential mission and don't want to divulge it? Huo Quzhi thought so, so he got off the horse, grabbed Gao Tianbao and ripped off the horse, and wanted to search his body. Gao Tianbao subconsciously resisted: "What are you going to do......"
Huo Quzhi slashed his head and covered his face with a hammer, the bridge of his nose was broken, the blood flowed endlessly, and the pain rushed straight to the brain, so he was powerless to resist. Huo Quzhi searched Gao Tianbao's whole body, and he didn't even let go of his bags.
After searching for a long time, there is nothing, this is strange, come out to do something, is there not a single article, what is this doing?
Gao Tianbao covered his nose and whimpered: "What are you looking for, there is nothing, hey, my cake, don't step on it......"
Huo Quzhi took out his long sword and pointed at Gao Tianbao and shouted, "Say it or not." ”
Gao Tianbao stretched out his right hand to block: "What do you say, me?" ”
Huo Quzhi threw down his sword and rushed up again, slashing his head and covering his face. Gao Tianbao screamed for a long time, and shouted again and again: "Enough, are you enough, if it weren't for the fact that you are a general, Lao Tzu would have fought back a long time ago, and you still think I'm afraid of you." ”
Huo Qu smiled evilly, picked up the cake on the ground very provocatively and slapped Gao Tianbao's face, and said while fanning: "Come on, fight back, come on." ”
Gao Tianbao roared angrily: "Ahhh......hh Look at the moves. ”
Huo Quzhi smiled happily, and in three or two clicks, he cracked Gao Tianbao's offensive like a mad tiger, and knocked Gao Tianbao to the ground with a backhand.
Gao Tianbao only then knew the difference between the two of them, and he had no capital to resist, so he didn't bother to get up as soon as he lay down on the ground, and spread out his hands and feet: "Count you as powerful, kill me, I won't sue you if I kill you." ”
Huo Quzhi smiled even more happily: "Oh? You won't sue me for anything? ”
Gao Tianbao was stunned for a moment, knowing that he had lost his words, so he closed his eyes and turned his head to the side, with a generous and righteous expression.
Who knew that Huo Quzhi immediately changed his face again, pulled Gao Tianbao up, patted the dust on his body, and took out the dried meat and wine in his bag and said: "Brother, they are all family, why bother to see the outside like this, come and come, drink two sips, this wine tastes good." ”
Gao Tianbao was stunned for a while, the plot reversed too quickly, turning his face was like turning a book, who could stand it, Huo Quzhi poured the wine in his skin bag into Tianbao's mouth.
One sings red-faced and the other white-faced, which has existed since ancient times, but now there are not enough people, so only one person plays two roles like a psychopath. Huo Quzhi's face was warm, just like two young drinking friends who were drinking together and bragging: "Brother, they are not outsiders, you know what I have to do with the general, that's my uncle, I'm not afraid of your jokes, my uncle will tell me everything." ”
Gao Tianbao looked confused, why are you kidding me? Now it's time to pretend to be a good baby? Last time, when your uncle cut down your forty-eight brothers and then kidnapped you to Sima Men, why didn't you shout that I was a good baby?
Huo Quzhi continued to blow with a sick face: "It's not to talk big to you, last time you know, buddy cut off more than 2,000 Hun heads in one go, in exchange for a marquis, and the eight hundred hussars under his command have a reward, let's mix in the ranks, isn't it just that we are counting on one day to get ahead and seal the wife and shade, how can you do it without military exploits, you said that you stay in the shogunate all day long, how can the Huns cut off your head for you, it's better like this, next time, next time buddy will take you on a trip to the grassland, don't say anything else, divide your fifty heads, not blow with you, It's a matter of minutes. ”
Huo Qu's eyebrows flickered, after the coercion, it was time to lure, carrots and sticks are very popular everywhere they go, eh, are there carrots now? It seems that Zhang Qian has already brought back the seeds, but these two turtles must not have eaten them yet.
A cook who doesn't want to be a general is not a good driver. Forehead...... Anyway, you all know how to say that, Gao Tianbao was beaten into a daze, poured two more sips of wine, and suddenly heard that General Huo was going to take me to pretend to fly with me, so he was so excited that he didn't want to, and nodded busily: "Okay, okay, okay......"
Huo Qu was sick and hit the iron while it was hot: "That's it, they're all brothers, and they'll be mixed with me in the future, by the way, you tell me where Ah Xue came from, I can't remember clearly." ”
Gao Tianbao raised his hand and said, "Hey...... Isn't it just ...... Forehead ......"
Huo Quzhi's face changed again in an instant, and before Gao Tianbao could explain, he was beaten again, and asked while beating: "Say it quickly, say it or not, say it or not......
Anyone who has some eyesight can find that Gao Tianbao is not very shrewd, but a stupid person has a stupid person's method, and being strong-willed is an advantage, just like Xu Sanduo's kind of grasping the straw and not relaxing, regardless of whether Comrade Xiaohuo is coerced or lured next, Gao Tianbao just stopped talking anyway.
I was tired of fighting, my mouth was worn out, and I tossed for most of the day. The passers-by saw that these two young men were in love and killing each other here, and they all looked at them with strange eyes. Huo Quzhi sat on the ground on the side, opened his bags angrily, ate dried meat, and drank wine.
Gao Tianbao climbed forward two steps with his blue nose and swollen face, reached out and grabbed a piece of dried meat, Xiao Huo was furious, and slapped it away: "You still want to eat meat?" If you don't tell me, don't even think about eating, starve you birdman. ”
Gao Tianbao said with a smile: "Don't mind, for the sake of the Han army, you can't let your brother starve to death, how can you say that you have no clothes and are in the same clothes as your son...... Scoop a horse spoon in a pot......"
Huo Quzhi snorted coldly, but after all, he still didn't stop Gao Tianbao from grabbing the dried meat, they were all comrades-in-arms, and they couldn't really starve him to death.
After eating, Huo Qubing cleaned up, let Gao Tianbao get on the horse, tied the reins to Jiechen, and continued to walk eastward, Gao Tianbao was shocked: "Where are you going to take me?" ”
Huo Qu said hatefully: "Don't tell me about me, see who can consume whom, I don't believe it yet." ”
Gao Tianbao didn't follow: "That's not good, I still have to go back to the shogunate to make a mission, don't make trouble, okay, this is the task that your uncle personally explained." ”
Huo Quzhi snorted coldly: "It's not my uncle's task, I don't hesitate to know it, unless you sue me, otherwise you will follow me with all your heart, three beatings a day is indispensable, after ten or eight years, I will talk about it when I get tired of it." ”
Gao Tianbao had a dog's expression on his face, what else could he do when he met such an unreasonable goods, he thought about it, jumped off the horse and shouted: "No, no, I want to go back to the shogunate." ”
Huo Qu hit the horse to stop him, reached out and grabbed the halberd, raised it and threatened: "Do you want to die?" ”
Gao Tianbao hugged the leg of the horse and cried: "I don't bully people like you, I don't take you like this, whoever I recruit to provoke is just a little soldier, why can't I get along with me, the eldest lady doesn't want to deal with you, you don't know, what's the use of you messing with me, you are too bullying." A handful of snot and tears hugged the horse's legs and cried, and the long horse's face was full of disgust, restless, and wanted to kick him away with a hoof.