,Yesterday I accidentally clicked on the Shennong comment of a certain forum.,Now I haven't eased up.,I can't help but read the comments again today.,Forgive me for reading it again and laughing again.,Don't vomit or be unhappy.。

Really, there is an unexpected harvest today, and the first sentence of the post posted by the Shennong League attracted my attention: "The Shennong League continues to enroll!" ”

You read that right, this Shennong group is actually recruiting students?

I always thought that Shennongtuan was an online literary review organization, and no matter how bad it was, it was also an online literature recommendation and exchange organization, and I always blamed you for your unprofessional comments, I'm sorry I apologize to you, it turns out that you are an educational organization, teaching everyone how to pretend to be coercive.

I really misunderstood.

Therefore, I apologize here: I'm sorry that I didn't see it clearly, and mistook an educational institution for a book review organization, so that I questioned your professionalism. Yes, your comments are not as good as the answers to the reading questions written by junior high school students, but from the point of view of pretending, you are too professional, so the Shennong Tuan educational institution still has two brushes.

Don't believe it, as long as you see Shennong's comments, you will also admit that Shennong pretends to be so fresh and refined.

The following is a summary of Shennongtuan's review novel.

An ID for a dog bearer commented on the novel and wrote: "Objectively speaking, the writing skills are worse than mine--see the two chapters of bad articles that I was bored with in the original review, well, not even half of mine, if I am at the level of 1/100 frog, the author is 1/200 frog, so the development of the story segment depends on the author's assumptions, and examples can be found everywhere in the book, but sorry I won't list them here, because I don't want to go over again for examples, it's a waste of my life." ”

Don't laugh, people are pretending to be serious, no, what about comments!

The Shennong continued: "The author's merit lies in the fact that he has sorted out Xiao Baiwen's routines and expressed them in his own way in his book. Success depends on grades, but at least he tried, and he deserves encouragement. ”

The encouragement of the high emperor is very moving, everyone must try more, don't look at the results, the old man specially encouraged us.

Do you think this is the strongest pretending force of the Shennong Group, no, you are wrong, such as the following one, pretending to be invisible, no comment is better than having a comment:

Someone: "Maggie, I gave up when I saw the title of this issue. ”

Such a method of pretending to be forced, ordinary people will never be able to do it, and the grass people are so impressed that they throw themselves to the ground. On the surface, it seems to be writing a book review, but when you think about it carefully, it is touting and selling your own bull fork, pretending to be forced to do it naturally, leaving no traces, and it is too hanging. So when I saw that the Shennong Group was going to recruit students, I also wanted to join and learn the skills of pretending to be forced, which proved that I was also a high-IQ person.

Are you still worried about not knowing how to pretend?

Are you still envious of other people's unique pretending skills?

Don't worry, the big news, the first pretending education organization in the online literature industry, Longkong Shennong Group has begun to enroll! Welcome those who don't usually know how to pretend to sign up! Don't worry about this ad expiring, people are continuing to enroll!

Everyone, don't forget the credit of my recommendation, and don't comment on my street-fighting novel to pretend to be forced.

The following is a demonstration of the students' pretense after learning:

I probably guessed what the text was.,Transform into a girl to copy comics as I expected.,I copied half a page of BAKUMAN at the beginning.,By the way, YY is a comic industry that is extremely prosperous, and newcomer cartoonists are two or three hundred pages a page, but the network is particularly weak in the Great Chinese Empire...... (Keywords: sure enough, I don't go out.) ）

The sense of rhythm is good, the plot is also arranged smoothly, the character building of the protagonist has also worked hard, the writing is smooth, the writing is straightforward, the direct reading is unhindered, the arrangement is relatively reasonable, starting from the restaurant running hall, the routine arrangement is more reasonable, there is suspense, there are cool points, dog blood plots, many of them are routines, ** not high enough. (Keywords: rhythm, plot, character building, writing, suspense, routine, **, as long as you master these professional words, the atmosphere of pretending to be forced will instantly rise a notch.) ）

If you look at it in the brain, it is highly poisonous, and the poison is too low in IQ; If you don't look at it with your brain, it's still highly toxic, and the poison is too white and too white in the writing. (Keywords: Highlight IQ and brain, a sense of superiority arises spontaneously.) ）

(The comment is to be patient to read it, you must not be patient if you pretend to be forced, and you must remember that Shennong's review of the novel is worthy of you.) ）

Chapter 20 is defeated, and I can't hold on anymore.

Reading progress: 10 chapters, already poisoned to death......

I can't read anymore......

Shennong walked all the way (laughing expression. ）

Support Shennong's drug test and admire Shennong's courage......