Chapter 103: A cucumber is enough for water
The cucumber stretched out, and the Huangfu brothers, Tang San'er, Xiao Tudou, and the group member who had not yet known each other, their eyes were staring at each other, and they couldn't take their eyes off it, as if they were holding a salute of attention.
The cold sweat on Wang Dazhi's forehead dripped quietly, I don't know whether I should take this cucumber or not, the eyes of these future teammates are too terrifying, and they don't give any hints, can they have a good time in the future?
His eyes looked at Tong Na, trying to get some answers from his wife, but unfortunately, Tong Na shrugged her shoulders and said that she couldn't help, she was also puzzled by the strange scene in front of her, where was there a clear answer!
Wang Dazhi's gaze swept over everyone, but no one could help him, and finally his eyes fell on the group member who was holding the cucumber, and at first glance, he was startled.
This group member is tall and rugged, if it weren't for the female voice just now, he would almost think that he was another big man with a big foot.
He glanced at the strange-looking female man, and found that the female man was wearing an oil-stained white coat, and behind the white coat was a simple and spiritual military uniform.
"Thank you...... Thank you. β
He took the cucumber in fear, thinking in his heart that since the other party handed it to him, if he refused, it would affect the friendship of his colleagues in the future, and looking at the martial arts of the two guards Tang San'er and Xiao Tudou, no matter how you look at it, you can also know that this cook will not be an ordinary person, and he doesn't want to be beaten by his colleagues on the first day he enters the door.
"Quack."
Subsequently, under the strange eyes of the Huangfu brothers and others, he took a bite of the cucumber tremblingly, and chewed it twice silently, his eyes lit up, hey, the taste is good, sour, with the unique fresh and refreshing taste of the cucumber, this taste is really good.
"It's delicious, thank you." He said.
"Haha."
Xiao Tudou and the team member who didn't know each other suddenly slapped the table and laughed, even Tang San'er, who was expressionless, gave Wang Dazhi a strange look, Huangfu Wuqi turned his head and held back a smile, but his constantly shrugging shoulders betrayed him.
Huangfu was surprised and joked: "Okay, Brother Dazhi, this cucumber is basically everyone in our organization has gone through the initiation ceremony, and now you have also experienced it, congratulations, you have officially become one of us." β
"Is this cucumber weird? Why didn't I eat it? Got a laxative? β
Wang Dazhi took the cucumber he had bitten in, looked at the gloating people in a daze, and scratched his head in confusion.
"Don't I have to participate in this ceremony?" Tong Na looked at the cucumber with a strange expression.
"Girls don't need it, girls don't need it."
Huangfu was surprised to see that the team member who looked like a cook took out a cucumber, he quickly interrupted the topic with a dry laugh, he pointed to the cook and introduced: "Come, let me introduce you to you, this is the chef of our base - Aunt Taste." β
He joked, "Whether we eat or not is all in her thoughts." β
"Hello." Tong Na greeted in a friendly manner.
Wang Dazhi took another bite of the cucumber, and said vaguely: "Hello, I am the suave Wang Dazhi, and I will give me more advice in the future, well, your cucumber is so delicious." β
The Huangfu brothers and others looked at Wang Dazhi strangely, they never thought that when they explained that there was a problem with the cucumber, Wang Dazhi could still eat the cucumber, how big is this experience!
Aunt Wei also glanced at Wang Dazhi in a little surprise, and said strangely: "If you like it, I have many more there, both long and short, and you can eat them at any time." β
"Well, okay, thank you." Wang Dazhi chewed the cucumber and thanked vaguely.
"Ahem." Huangfu coughed lightly in surprise, looked at Wang Dazhi strangely, glanced at Tong Na with a blank look, and pointed to the remaining team member who had not yet been introduced: "This is called Fan Jia, and he is the purchaser of our base, and the daily necessities of our base are purchased by him." β
"Hello, hello."
Wang Dazhi and Tong Na greeted Fan Ke with a smile.
Then, Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice: "That, I don't know what kind of kung fu these two heroes practice." β
Huangfu was surprised and strange: "Aunt Wei cultivates life and death talismans and lion roar skills, her life and death talisman is the ultimate weapon of our organization of interrogation, the middle one is like ten thousand ants devouring the heart, you can't survive, you can't ...... death."
"Huh!?"
Huangfu was surprised before he finished the introduction, Wang Dazhi suddenly fell to the ground and howled in pain, "There is really something wrong with the cucumber, it is actually a colorless and tasteless life and death charm that has been legendary, it's over, it's over, I'm so miserable, ah, I'm better off dead." β
"Great Wisdomβ"
Tong Na was shocked by her aunt's martial arts, but she was caught off guard by Wang Dazhi's sudden pain howl, she came to Wang Dazhi's side and shouted anxiously, looking at Wang Dazhi's wailing appearance, she glared at Aunt Wei angrily, gritted her teeth and said: "You'd better cure him, otherwise I won't let you go." β
The Huangfu brothers and others looked at Aunt Taste in surprise, this kind of cucumber every time a newcomer enters, they have almost eaten it, but none of them have an accident, I didn't expect that when it was Wang Dazhi's turn, there would be this kind of accident, could it be that Wang Dazhi and Aunt Taste had a grudge before?
Thinking about it now, it seems that Aunt Wei has never taken the initiative to give others cucumbers to eat in the past, and today is the first time in the world, and there is really something strange in it.
Huangfu's face sank in surprise, stared at Aunt Taste, and asked, "Aunt Taste, what is it for?" β
And Huangfu Wuqi and they all stopped eating one by one, looking at the good show in front of them with interest, one picking teeth, one picking ears, one, uh, Tang San'er put down his chopsticks and went back to stand guard directly, and the little potato was already lying on the dining table for a morning break, and he didn't have time to pay attention to the grievances and hatreds in front of him.
Aunt Wei looked at Wang Dazhi who was rolling on the ground with a strange expression, and she said: "I didn't attack him, it's because he has a special physique, that's why he reacts like this." β
"Special physique!?"
Tong Na's brows furrowed, and her thoughts were spinning in her heart, while Huangfu was surprised and thoughtful, and vaguely guessed.
Aunt Wei continued: "If I am not mistaken, he should be the most rigid and yang body, and my supreme yin and cold qi are intertwined, the heat and cold are pressing, and the meridians in the body are damaged, so the pain is endless. β
"How can I get rid of that?" Huangfu asked in a deep voice in surprise.
Tong Na looked at Aunt Taste expectantly.
Aunt Wei glanced at Wang Dazhi complicatedly, and said neatly: "I don't know." β
Huangfu was surprised and Tong Na was stunned, Aunt Wei was a martial artist directly related to this matter, she actually said that there was no way to solve it, how could they solve it?
"What about Beacon Fire and the third uncle?"
Huangfu asked in surprise and anxiously, Wang Dazhi was brought by him, how could he allow an accident in front of him? And Wang Dazhi himself has a lot of value, and he is very precious.
Huangfu Wuqi said helplessly: "Fenghuo and the third uncle have been leading the team to leave for more than half a month, and it is estimated that it will take a while to come back, and there is no communication signal at all in the col where they went, and there has been no contact for five or six days." β
"Doctor Huangfu, you are a doctor, don't you have any way?"
Tong Na bit her lip, although she had just seen martial arts, but as a young man in the new era, she believed in science more, so it was better to find that martial arts master to treat Wang Dazhi, it was better to send him to the hospital for surgery.
Huangfu Wuqi said embarrassedly: "This is beyond my ability. β
"Since you didn't cure him, then I'll take him away now, I don't believe there is no hospital in the entire capital that can cure him?"
Tong Na gritted her teeth and hugged Wang Dazhi.
"Dana, where are we going?"
At this time, Wang Dazhi suddenly stopped howling in pain, stared at the plump in front of him with wide eyes, and asked stupidly, when the words came out, he immediately wanted to slap himself, why was he in such a hurry to speak?
Tong Na was slightly stunned, looked at Wang Dazhi, who was already painless, and said in surprise: "Dazhi, are you okay?" β
Wang Dazhi stared intently at the plump in front of him, saliva slowly dripped from his mouth, and said stupidly: "Oh, it's okay, it's okay." β
Tong Na looked at Wang Dazhi's nymphomaniac, her pretty face turned red, and then she threw Wang Dazhi to the ground angrily, and Wang Dazhi fell directly to the ground with a "bang", however, he didn't shout or scream, and still stared at Tong Na stupidly.
Angry, Tong Na raised his foot and gave him another kick, and at this time, he screamed in pain, making the people watching next to him embarrassed, from today onwards, there is another patient in Zhongnanshan Mental Hospital.