12. Temporal relativity
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, when you are with beautiful women, time always flies quickly, which Wang Feng now deeply understands.
In this opportunity to contact He Siman, Wang Feng basically seemed to be a god, and told several funny jokes, which made the three beauties laugh, completely forgetting the identity of the beauty that needs to be reserved.
"On the day of the Qingming Festival, I went out to play, and when I arrived at the station, I found that I didn't bring my wallet, so I called my family to send it, and at this time an uncle asked me what I was doing, and I said I was waiting for my family to send money, and the uncle turned his head and left, and walked faster and faster, and then he even ran up, and now I don't know why I ......."
"I ate at a small restaurant today, and two elementary school students at the next table ordered two dishes! One said, "Why don't we have a little white today?" ”
"No, there's still class in the afternoon!" Another said.
"It's okay to be a little less."
"Okay, two of you can drink one bottle at most!"
"Boss, take two cups and another bottle of Nutrition Express!"
I'll go, is there anyone who persuades milk these years......"
"I read a report that a 38 yuan shrimp in a restaurant was calculated according to the price when checkout, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat - I just ordered a 10 yuan egg fried rice, if the checkout is charged according to the grain of rice...... What to do? ”
After talking about this unscrupulous businessman, Wang Feng led the topic to this coffee, only to see that he frowned lightly, sighed lightly and said: "If this coffee is calculated according to 'drops', how expensive should it be?" ”
Lulu and Lily couldn't help it all of a sudden, and they all burst out laughing, compared to their uncalmness, He Siman covered her lips tightly and forced her laughter.
"Wang Feng, I didn't expect you to be so funny." He Siman said with a smile.
Wang Feng hehe, mother, when I went to the bathroom by myself, I heard others say that I was just slightly transformed.
For He Siman's little appreciation, Wang Feng benefited in his heart, but his face was still calm, and he was a little red, "Usually, it's mainly work, and you can't giggle when you're with students, you have to stay serious." ”
He Siman frowned when she heard this, she didn't agree with Wang Feng's point of view, in her opinion, being both a teacher and a friend is the best.
Not only did He Siman disagree, but her two girlfriends also disagreed, and they chattered quickly, which made Wang Feng a little embarrassed and couldn't resist it again and again.
However, He Siman is very knowledgeable, and she quietly relieved Wang Feng of the siege, which allowed Wang Feng to get out.
What a good girl, Wang Feng cast a grateful glance at He Siman while thinking, and when his gaze was about to meet He Siman......
He was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly looked to the side.
Hey, who is this person?
Wang Feng noticed that someone was walking towards their location, and when he looked up, he saw a burly, heroic young man looking at Lulu, one of He Siman's best friends, with a smile.
"Lulu, long time no see......" the young man said with a cynical expression as he gently shook his car keys in his hand.
Wang Feng quietly glanced at the Porsche that this guy drove.
Lulu smiled and said a little unceremoniously, "Wu Shuai, are you here too?" Not with your girlfriend? ”
Wu Shuai? Sure enough, people are as their name suggests, no? Handsome? ……
Compared with Wu Shuai, Wang Feng feels that he is a living negative teaching material......
The corners of Wu Shuai's mouth were crooked, and he said with a floating smile: "Lulu, I broke up with her a long time ago, you know......"
Lulu began to scoff with some contempt, "yes, that's really bad news......
Wu Shuai seemed to be a little serious, "It's good news for me, you know, she can't compare to you in ......"
Seeing that Wu Shuai praised Lulu as a perfect person in the world, Wang Feng only felt goosebumps straight up all over his body, but after thinking about it carefully, no matter from Wu Shuai's tone, movements, and expressions, they were all so natural and frank, but he had to be secretly envious......
This Wu Shuai can obviously eat with his mouth, and he is so handsome as his mother, any god is fair, what a fucking bullshit.
Look at Wu Shuai's dress, and then look at yourself...... Wang Feng subconsciously moved his body inside, but don't get too close to Wu Shuai, it's easy to be compared.
After Wu Shuai's "sincere" words, Lulu's previously somewhat disgusted face slowly softened, and her tone and expression were no longer contemptuous and sneering, but more peaceful and smiling.
Wang Feng is not a fool, and the relationship between the two is well known to everyone here.
Wu Shuai chatted a few words, and then left on the excuse that he was going to his uncle's house for dinner at noon, and when he left, he did not forget to invite the three beauties to play golf tomorrow.
As for Wang Feng, Wu Shuai didn't even look at him......
After Wu Shuai left, Lulu affectionately took her best friend's hand and said, "Sima, Lily, you have to accompany me tomorrow ......"
After He Siman and Lily glanced at each other, they had no expression or movement......
"If you go, he won't bully me...... Hmph, the last time the vixen happened, it was they who joined forces to bully me......"
Seeing that their best friend was being bullied, He Siman and Lily expressed their stance and said that they would accompany her tomorrow.
Lulu burst into tears and laughed instantly......
Wang Feng took a sip of coffee, bitter to death, but this Lulu was really a little infatuated......
The three of them didn't know what was going on, so they led the topic to their clothes, Wang Feng felt a little unable to interject, so he had to be an audience member next to him honestly......
When the four of them separated, He Siman and the others still thanked him very politely for his treat, and Wang Feng responded sincerely: "It's all a trivial matter, and your friend is also our friend......"
Originally, I wanted to say the phrase "Siman's friend is my friend", but when the words came to my mouth, it became like that.
……
"Already paid?" Wang Feng looked surprised.
"Yes, the ...... that Mr. Wu ordered," the waiter smiled.
Wang Feng said "oh" softly, and then put the wallet back in his pocket.
But this is also very good, at least I saved more than 300 oceans for myself.
A few steps after walking to the store, Wang Feng remembered that the little sister was still thrown in the bubble tea shop by himself.
Two hours have passed, and she won't be stupid enough to drink milk tea all the time.
After Wang Feng arrived at the milk tea shop, he found Ye Xing'er playing with her mobile phone happily like a fool.
"Haven't finished yet?" Looking at the milk tea on the table, Wang Feng asked casually.
Ye Xing'er shook her head, "I've already finished drinking, and the human currency you gave will also run out." ”
Renyuan? When these words came out of Ye Xing'er's mouth, Wang Feng suddenly felt like laughing, RMB can be said so interestingly.
"It's okay, I'm done with it, let's go back." Wang Feng said as he leaned over and lifted up the big bags on the ground.
Ye Xing'er nodded, followed him and walked towards the bus stop.
The traffic in Zhongnan City is very developed, basically every five minutes by bus, and they sit on the hotline, so they didn't catch the first bus when they went.
Ye Xing'er, who was squeezed around in the crowd, seemed to be a little unhappy, and she said, "Why do you have to grab a car?" ”
Wang Feng nodded helplessly, "No way, there are a lot of people here, you have to queue up." ”
Ye Xing'er looked at the crowded crowd around her, and then decisively pushed her body forward and kept squeezing up......
Soon a new bus also came, this time Wang Feng and Ye Xing'er both squeezed into the car, and unlike Wang Feng standing, Ye Xing'er actually grabbed a seat.
Ahem, but it seems that such a seat is reserved for the old, the young, the sick and the disabled.
Wang Feng stood beside Ye Xing'er, surrounded by a few old people and a few young people.
Some of the old people began to look at the young girl sitting in the position of the old and young and the sick and disabled with a look of expectation, hoping that she would give up her seat.
However, her consciousness did not seem to be so high, and instead twisted her head in the direction of the car window.
Wang Feng poked her lightly and whispered, "Hey, get up and give way to this old grandmother." ”
Give way? When Ye Xing'er heard this, she couldn't help but feel ridiculous in her heart, she was a phoenix, and she actually gave way?
"Why?" Ye Xing'er glared at Wang Feng fiercely, not polite at all.
The old men saw that this little girl was a little spicy, and they had no choice but to do so.
The car drove forward for dozens of meters, and suddenly, Ye Xing'er spoke to a burly young man with a gold necklace around her neck with a smile on her face.
"Little brother, come, you sit here."
"What?" Wang Feng couldn't believe her eyes and ears, she actually gave up her seat to such a young man who looked like a gangster?
With a charming face, it's really a slut...... Wang Feng regretted taking in this little sister.
It is really "things are divided by groups, and people are gathered by likes"......