"Hey, wake up. ”

Wang Yu was sleeping Zhengxiang, and suddenly felt that someone was stabbing his buttocks, and when he slapped the carp, he grabbed the white blade empty-handed, but he grabbed the slippery and sticky hands all over his hands, he couldn't help but pick out his eyes and shit, and looked at the murder weapon he had just snatched in his hand a little blankly.

"Are you sick with snake spirits? It's just a joke, as for the reaction, is it so big? I was almost scared to death by you. ”

Yao Lin pursed her mouth and looked at the sugar gourd in Wang Yu's hand with a sad face, ———— did evil! She just took a bite, and she was scratched by Wang Yu's black claws, so she must not be able to eat it, right?

"You... Why are you here? ”

Wang Yu was still a little unconscious, he stayed here all night last night, and he didn't fall asleep on the small table next to the newsstand until dawn, but he was woken up by Yao Lin, the little demon star, when he fell asleep just now.

"I'm supposed to ask you that, right? My younger brother had a group fight, but they sued the teacher, and when they ran over the wall, he fell off the wall and broke his leg, and I came to the hospital to care for him. ”

Yao Lin obviously does not have the pedantic concept of 'family ugliness should not be publicized', for her younger brother's embarrassing behavior, she has been mercilessly cynical for two days, and today she has learned a few new jokes, ready to give his soul and body double destruction, sexuality, and beating, to see if he dares to go out with people to fight in the future.

"Don't talk about me, why are you sleeping here? Aren't the cops very profitable? Why do you still sell newspapers part-time? ”

"Miss, your brain hole is too big, this is a disease, you have to be treated."

Wang Yu threw the sugar gourd casually, and the sticky palms of his hands made him very uncomfortable, so he had no choice but to buy a bottle of mineral water from the newspaper seller who was watching the show and rushed it indiscriminately.

"Hey, you're lurking? Are you playing the role of a newsboy now? No way? How can there be a newsboy as old as you. ”

"That's enough, sister, I'm on a mission, can you please stop?"

In order to prevent Yao Lin from making any more unbearable speculations. Wang Yu had to quickly identify himself, looked at his watch, it was only half past nine, and he had only slept for more than two hours before he was woken up by this little witch. I wonder if the woman upstairs woke up.

"Can you leave? Would you like to come with me upstairs and wash your hands? ”

Yao Lin is worthy of being a nurse, caring about the feelings of patients has almost become an occupational disease, Wang Yu is thinking about what excuse to go upstairs to have a look! At the moment, of course he will not refuse.

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The two of them went upstairs. Wang Yu has already inquired that Yao Lin's younger brother Yao Bin also happens to live on the fifth floor, and lives in the ward next door to the woman, happiness came so suddenly, Wang Yu couldn't believe it, saying how good it would be if he met Yao Lin yesterday, he didn't have to accompany the chatter uncle in the newsstand for 20 years.

As soon as he heard the door, Yao Bin immediately craned his neck and called:

"Sister, why did you come, I'm about to starve to death."

"Starve you little bunny."

Yao Lin slammed the thermos bucket on the table. turned around and motioned for Wang Yu to go to the bathroom to wash his hands first, and he sat on the bed with his butt crossed, and said to Yao Bin with his feet crossed:

"What do you see? Why don't you peel an apple for your sister and me, my leg is broken, and my hand is broken? ”

"Sister, you are inhumane? I don't even let the patients go. ”

Yao Bin's legs were still hanging and pulling, and he couldn't leave the bed at all, so he had to stretch his arms with difficulty, and after grabbing the thermos bucket, he struggled to unscrew it, and after turning it over for a long time, he found that there were no chopsticks at all. I had to gobble up the dumplings with my bare hands and stuff them into my mouth.

"My mother still loves me, I know that I love to eat dumplings stuffed with three fresh, but unlike you, I know how to bully your poor brother one day."

Yao Bin ate so fast that it was almost unspeakable. It's like some big beast lurking around at any time to grab food with him, as soon as Wang Yu came out of the bathroom, he saw such a scene, Yao Bin stared at him, Yao Lin was lying on the bed next to him and laughed straight, saying that he had always been very envious of others having a sister. But if there really is an unobtrusive sister like Yao Lin, he would rather be an only child for the rest of his life.

"Sister, who is this wild man?"

Wang Yu is angry, you are a wild man, your whole family is a wild man, what a bear child, it's too bad.

"He's a patient ...... us"

Before Yao Lin finished speaking, Yao Bin, the bear child, was shocked and said:

"Sister, you can't do this! I know you've always been jealous that your mother loves me more than you, but you can't be so ruthless! I know it's not illegal to kill people with mental illness, but our family is a single line! If I really have three longs and two shorts, my mother will definitely be heartbroken. ”

Yao Lin: "......"

What should I do? She really wants to kill this bear child with her own hands!! (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)

Wang Yu: "......"

He finally understood that Yao Lin's brain hole was too big and definitely belonged to family inheritance, their whole family was a brain supplement emperor, she was intermittent mania, and her younger brother was persecuted delusion.

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can lie comfortably on the bed, and can also tease Yao Xiaomei by the way, Wang Yu naturally said that he would not leave again, when he went out to get hot water just now, he happened to hear two little nurses chatting, saying that the woman had woken up, and it was said that she was still handcuffed.

However, when I heard them say that the soldiers next to them were so handsome that they didn't want to, Wang Yu obviously disagreed, and those crooked melons and cracked dates were called handsome? Shh I really haven't seen the world, is it okay for an iron-blooded real man like my brother to be handsome?

"Hey! What the hell is your mission? Why are you still here? ”

Yao's family actually has a little money, otherwise he wouldn't have chartered a high-bay room by himself, Yao Bin has been pampered since he was a child, and finally he got longer and more crooked, and gradually went farther and farther on the road of bear children.

"Little ghost, remember to call me brother in the future, do you understand?"

Wang Yu still knows the confidentiality system, and he doesn't have anything to talk to in front of such a bear child, Yao Lin came directly after the night shift, and is now lying on the bed next to him to make up for sleep, Wang Yu is lying on the sofa boredly listening to the movement of the ward next to him, I don't know why, he always has a sense of urgency that the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings, maybe he thinks too much!

"Brother? Cut! Who are you fooling? I think you want me to call you brother-in-law, right? ”

Yao Bin is very treacherous, don't look at him just entered junior high school, just Wang Yu's careful thinking, he can't hide it from him at all.

His mind was exposed, and Wang Yu didn't feel embarrassed, anyway, he was thick-skinned, what others like to say, and besides, people didn't guess wrong, right?

Wang Yu put on a posture of 'dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water', Yao Bin was bored, so he had nothing to say:

"I'm annoyed, I don't know who's whistling, it's been more than an hour, and I'm not too tired to panic."

"Someone whistling? Why didn't I hear that? ”

Wang Yu was sick with an occupational illness, and when he heard this, he immediately sat up, and Yao Bin was startled by him.

"Why are you so surprised? You can hear it by the window, so if you don't believe it, come and listen to it yourself. (To be continued.) )