750 Do You Drink Beer or Coke?
Li Longji walked to the door of the main hall in the center of the forbidden land under the guidance of Gao Lishi, Li Longji stopped at the foot of the steps, and motioned Gao Lishi to enter the report to show his respect for Tang Dou, the national teacher. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Gao Lishi hurriedly and carefully walked to the door of the main hall, and whispered to the main hall: "Qi Qi National Teacher, the Holy Lord has come today. ”
Tang Dou, who was sitting on the sofa sorting out the belongings left by his parents, hurriedly stood up and walked quickly to the door when he heard the sound, the door of the palace was not closed, he saw Li Longji standing under the steps outside the door at a glance, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile: "Hello Emperor, I am Tang Dou, I am very happy to meet you." ”
Seeing Tang Dou, Li Longji was stunned, he didn't expect Tang Dou to be so young, in his impression, the immortals should be the kind of crane-haired and childlike fairy bones, and at this moment, Tang Dou in front of him is no different from those ordinary rich sons in the market at first glance.
This person turned out to be the national teacher? He must have colluded with Colliers to deceive me, right?
%None %Wrong%Li Longji glanced at Gao Lishi, who was following Tang Dou in surprise, and Gao Lishi was looking at him anxiously.
This is Gao Lishi's negligence, he didn't tell Li Longji in advance about the appearance of Tang Dou, the national teacher, except for him, who had seen Tang Dou decades ago, I am afraid that no one in this world will associate Tang Dou in front of him with the national teacher.
It would be nice if Di Renjie was still alive, Di Renjie was also a person who had a relationship with the national teacher, but unfortunately Master Di passed away more than thirty years ago, but there were still a few palace maids and eunuchs in the national teacher's mansion who were still alive, but they couldn't find it out for a while to confirm it to the emperor.
Seeing Gao Lishi's eyes, Li Longji still couldn't believe that Tang Dou in front of him was the national teacher, he looked back at Tang Dou in surprise, grinned and asked carefully: "This immortal, are you really a national teacher?" ”
Tang Dou smiled and pulled Li Longji's hand and held it: "Your Majesty, my national teacher was canonized by Wu Zetian back then, and now Wu Zetian has returned to heaven and the dynasty has changed, so naturally I can't do it, the emperor can just call me Tang Dou, as for the title of national teacher, it will be exempted." ”
Hearing Tang Dou call Wu Zetian's name and say such a thing, Li Longji dispelled most of his doubts.
Even if the Wu Zhou Dynasty has become a thing of the past, no one dares to call Wu Zetian by his name now.
Li Longji hesitated for a moment, then knelt down: "Nether grass people Li Longji pay a visit to the immortals. ”
Tang Dou hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold Li Longji and prevent him from kneeling, he smiled and said to Li Longji: "Your Majesty, no matter what you say, you are also the king of a country, I can't stand your worship." ”
Tang Dou was not worshiped by him, and Li Longji had fewer doubts in his heart, and insisted on worshipping.
Just kidding, what's wrong with being the emperor? The emperor is just a mortal, you are an immortal from the upper realm, you can destroy the world with a single move, although you look only in your twenties, but who knows that you are an old immortal who has lived for thousands of years and tens of thousands of years, you can naturally afford my worship, in case you are happy, reward me with an elixir of immortality or something, wouldn't I also be contaminated with a little immortal energy?
Seeing that Li Longji insisted on worshipping, Tang Dou lowered his face and said, "Your Majesty, if you insist on worshipping, don't blame me for leaving this world immediately." To tell you the truth, if it weren't for the fact that you were barely a good emperor, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen you today. ”
Li Longji was shocked into a cold sweat, and he didn't dare to bow down anymore, but he stood there but was cramped, Tang Dou said just now, he can only barely be regarded as a good emperor, now it is the nineteenth year of Kaiyuan, Li Longji asked himself to ascend the throne for nineteen years has been conscientious, hard work, now the Tang Dynasty is prosperous, the people live and work in peace and contentment, is the most prosperous period since the establishment of the Tang Dynasty, if he can only barely be regarded as a good emperor, then the previous ancestors and ancestors have not all become unreasonable?
Li Longji didn't dare to ask, how did he know that Tang Dou said that he was barely a good emperor, referring to the ridiculous things he did in the second half of his life. He first racked his brains to include his daughter-in-law in the palace to become a concubine, and then favored the traitorous minister, which finally led to the eight-year-long Anshi Rebellion.
It was eight years of prosperity, and the destruction brought to the Tang Dynasty by the Anshi Rebellion was about to catch up with the eight years of the Japanese devils, the only difference was that one was internal worries, and the other was external strife, which was different in nature, but the results were almost the same for the people.
Seeing Li Longji troubled, Tang Dou smiled and patted his arm: "You don't have to bother, you have done very well so far, what I am saying is that you will not do well enough in the next twenty-five years, come on, come in and let's talk, maybe it will help you in the future." ”
Boom, Li Longji swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
The national teacher can actually predict the future?!
The national teacher said that I would not do well enough in the next 25 years, does the national teacher mean that I will still be the emperor for 25 years, or will I still have 25 years to live?
Tang Dou took Li Longji's hand and walked into the hall, and asked him to sit on the sofa with a smile.
Seeing the strange furnishings in this hall that Tang Dou used as a living room, as well as the things he had never seen before on the coffee table, Li Longji believed Tang Dou's identity a little more.
Tang Dou looked at Li Longji with a smile and asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to drink some beer or a can of Coke?" ”
In the carton next to the coffee table, there are beers and colas sorted out by Tang Dou, which he brought to his parents in their daily life, but now that decades have passed, these drinks have long been rotten, and Tang Dou is ready to be cleaned up and brought back to modern times to be destroyed.
Li Longji didn't know what cola was and what beer was.
Tang Dou smiled slightly, picked up the things he had packed, activated the crossing ring, and disappeared in place with a bang.
Li Longji saw Tang Dou suddenly disappear in front of him, and jumped up from the sofa in fright.
Gao Lishi, who had seen Tang Dou crossing on the side, hurriedly stepped forward to appease Li Longji: "Don't panic, the national teacher will return in the blink of an eye." ”
Before Gao Lishi's words were finished, the black light flashed, and Tang Dou had already appeared in place again, but the cardboard box he was holding just now had disappeared, replaced by a plastic bag containing a few bottles of beer and cola, and a few packets of spiced peanuts and other snacks.
Tang Dou glanced at Li Longji, who was standing there sweating on his head, smiled, put the contents of the plastic bag on the coffee table, took a can of Coke and threw it to Gao Lis, and said with a smile: "Lux drink a can of Coke, you may not have drunk it for decades, right?" ”
Gao Lishi thanked him repeatedly, and said to Tang Dou and Li Longji with the can of Coke in his hand: "National teacher, saint, the old slave is waiting at the door, just send you two to say hello." ”
Inadvertently, Gao Lishi has put the title of Tang Dou in front of Li Longji, which shows that Tang Dou's position in his mind is irreplaceable.
Tang Dou smiled and nodded at Gao Lishi, Gao Lishi bowed down and exited the door, gently closed the store door, and solemnly stuffed the Coke in his hand into his underwear.
This is a fairy treasure rewarded by the immortals, and if you want to pass it on as an heirloom, you are willing to open it and drink it.
Tang Dou saw that Li Longji seemed to believe in his identity, and he deliberately performed a crossing in front of Li Longji, so that the subsequent conversation between the two would become much easier.
Tang Dou opened a bottle of beer and put it in front of Li Longji, and invited him to sit down with a smile.
Sure enough, then the conversation between Tang Dou and Li Longji became extremely relaxed, basically Tang Dou was talking and Li Longji was listening.
Tang Dou unceremoniously pointed out all kinds of mistakes made by Li Longji in the next twenty-five years, Li Longji was sweating profusely when he heard it, he really couldn't imagine that he would do such a ridiculous thing as robbing his daughter-in-law, but this matter came out of Tang Dou's mouth, but he didn't dare not believe it, but his face was red and white, and he was so ashamed that he almost found a crack in the ground to get into. (To be continued.) )
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