Chapter 13: Cheats
"Gaspβ" The two men jumped into the bathroom in the room after hearing this.
15 minutes later, Wang Xiaojun swayed out against the wall, and he shouted at Tang Sisi resentfully: "Sister, let's not bring people like this, okay?" β
Hu Tailai staggered over from the other side, also with tears in his eyes: "Why didn't you say earlier that you couldn't cook?" β
Tang Sisi was stunned and said: "I asked you if it was delicious, and you all said it was delicious, I thought it was true." β
"Oh my God!" Wang Xiaojun was dissatisfied, "When I asked you if you could cook, you said yes." β
Tang Sisi smiled and said, "After all, I still know how to fry rice." β
Wang Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "We also admit that you give us fried rice all year round, but what is the trouble today?" β
"I don't have a lot of skills, I want to learn a few more dishes."
Wang Xiaojun gasped and said: "This means that our brothers are in good health, but if you are a normal person, you will be considered a crime, you know?" β
Hu Tailai said tentatively: "Actually...... Do you really have no secrets to tell us? β
Wang Xiaojun hurriedly said: "Yes, in order to make up for us, you also have to tell us a few things that you can't see, and the guarantee has to be how you fight wits and courage with your stepmother and poison each other's bowls." β
Tang Sisi chuckled: "My story is not as exciting as you think, it is nothing more than the most clichΓ© kind, it is not new to say it, it is better to leave a suspense." But I have something I want you to do for me, and that's true. β
Hu Tailai patted his chest and said, "You said, no matter how difficult it is, big brother will do his best." β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Although you want to cook to harm me, after all, it didn't work, you say." β
Tang Sisi said: "Tomorrow I will take you, you will bring the money, and you will know everything when the time comes." β
At this time, the sun had completely set, and the faint moon shadow hung in the sky again, Wang Xiaojun got up and said, "I'll go turn on the lights." As he got up, a figure happened to appear on the roof of the main house, Wang Xiaojun didn't expect Chu Zhongshi's old trick to repeat again, and Chu Zhongshi didn't expect to be hit by the master so coincidentally.
The two of them stared at each other with big eyes, and they all said "hey-" in unison.
Not the hey of "Hey, your Yida", but the kind of hey of "Hey - it's the phlegm that you grandson spit on my shoes", the spirit of understanding.
Wang Xiaojun is not angry, the thief at home is secondary, the main thing is that the thief is still the same person, you said that you only came yesterday and didn't succeed, forget it, come again today, come on, every three or five days, it's actually a simulcast like a TV series, this is blatant bullying.
"Grandson, guy!" Wang Xiaojun flew over the empty plate on the stone table, Chu Zhongshi watched the plate smash into the air more than half a meter away from him, and sneered: "Every time I see you, I feel very secure, teach you to be a good person, next time you want to throw me with a hidden weapon, you just aim elsewhere, maybe the chance is better." β
Hu Tailai said in a deep voice: "This friend, I don't know if you are alone or have a partner, but there are rules, if you plan to grab it, you can come down and fight with me happily, if you steal and carry some people on your back, what is the matter if you come to work on time and on time every day?" β
Chu Zhongshi half-squatted on the eaves and said with a smile: "I'll just let you watch me steal things, what's wrong?" You have what it takes to come up and catch me. "This master is quite playful, and he volleyed a few times on the roof.
Wang Xiaojun finally collapsed and said: "What do you want, you tell me, as long as I have it for you, can't you?" β
"Hey, are you admitting this?"
Wang Xiaojun suddenly said: "Are you really looking for cheats?" β
Chu Zhongshi was stunned and said, "It's none of your business!" β
Wang Xiaojun said sincerely: "I'm going to talk to you about it-as long as you can find the cheats of our Iron Palm Gang, I will definitely let you take it away, you just give me a copy, it's not a grandson." He searched for himself for a day and didn't even find a clue, so he was completely ill.
"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" Chu Zhongshi floated along the eaves and walls like a cat, and his body sank to the front yard.
"!" Wang Xiaojun scolded, and ran forward, Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi followed closely behind, Chu Zhongshi used this time to roughly visit a room in the east wing of the front yard, saw everyone approaching and jumped to the roof again, and returned to the backyard along the way they came, and when Wang Xiaojun and they chased over, Chu Zhongshi also finished Wang Xiaojun's house......
This is undoubtedly an irritating thief, the thieves in ordinary people's perception are sneaky and secretly acting, after being discovered by the master, it is too frustrating to play hide and seek with the master, and what is even more frustrating is that Wang Xiaojun They can't even touch the soles of other people's shoes.
Chu Zhongshi jumped up and down, using his agile body to isolate and alienate the people chasing him, breaking into room after room in his limited leisure, and mocking and mocking at the same time: "Yo, this time is good, I'm about to see my face." β
"Well, if you want to be a little faster for a dozen seconds, you might catch me."
"Don't be patronizing, come and catch me, why don't I watch TV in your house first?"
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Later, Chu Zhongshi simply tried to tease Wang Xiaojun, he was going to run early, but he didn't, left and right interspersed with ramming, sat on the bed in this house, turned on the faucet in that house, and whenever Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai arrived, he jumped on the roof, and sometimes sat on the wall and chatted with the people below.
Wang Xiaojun said angrily: "Bastard, the day you fell into my hands, I had to beat you in the stomach with a mouth full of teeth!" β
Chu Zhongshi climbed on the eaves pillar with his legs and laughed: "How do you say that sentence, you can't catch me if the mountains are edgeless and the world are combined!" He probably thought he had had enough fun, and jumped up the roof and jumped out of the wall.
Wang Xiaojun secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and Chu Zhongshi suddenly re-emerged on the wall and said, "Surprise!"
"Holy!" Wang Xiaojun angrily rushed to the top door and kicked on the tree.
"Are you alright?" Hu Tailai also saw that Wang Xiaojun was very angry.
Wang Xiaojun sat on the steps with his legs in his arms and limped and said angrily: "I have to get a cannon to bomb the girl!" β
Hu Tailai said calmly: "It's not a matter to go on like this, it's enough to go to the museum and steal things with his kung fu, why is he pestering you?" Do you really have nothing particularly valuable here? β
Wang Xiaojun spread his hands: "What valuables can a person like me who often can't even pay the water and electricity bills have at home?" The enamel basins are all sold by me! β
Hu Tailai also sat on the ground weakly and said: "I don't know why I was haunted by ghosts, you just wait for him to report every day!" β
Tang Sisi said worriedly: "You ...... tomorrow Are you still coming with me? β
"Let's go!" Wang Xiaojun snorted angrily, "I figured it out, even if we guard it, we can't prevent people from coming, and I will treat this house as not mine in the future." β
Tang Sisi said: "This house is not yours in the first place, it belongs to the Iron Palm Gang." β
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The experience of two consecutive days made Wang Xiaojun start to think about such a question: What is the position of the Iron Palm Gang in the rivers and lakes?
Before, he didn't believe that there was a martial arts - this association, that association, this kind of organization was completely outside the scope of his approval. Now that there is finally a reference, at least there are Black Tiger Gate and Tiger Crane Snake Fist to learn from, judging from the Tiger Crane Snake Fist daring to shout at the Iron Palm Gang, it seems that his gang does not have a high status.
"Grandpa or father is a hidden master" This setting Wang Xiaojun never thought that these two people are the people in the world who have no reason to hide their secrets from him, which is also the fundamental reason why he ignores the rivers and lakes, but the appearance of Chu Zhongshi made him suddenly have a strange thought: What if they didn't learn the real mastery of the Iron Palm Gang? Otherwise, no one is a fool, why is Chu Zhongshi pestering the Iron Palm Gang?
It is impossible for a person of his age not to think nonsense, just do it when he thinks of it, Wang Xiaojun jumped off the bed and rummaged around the room.
Wang Xiaojun started with some places that he would never normally pay attention to, and all the cabinets were removed, and below were the dust that had accumulated for years and the toys he had lost from his childhood. He checked all the furniture for mezzanine, he even took apart the case of the old TV and looked at it, and after a futile effort he sat down on the bed, he was bored and opened the drawer of the bedside table, he didn't know why he did it, maybe it was just out of inertia, the contents of the drawer had not changed for several years, and that was the least likely place. Wang Xiaojun's eyes lazily rested on an old newspaper under the drawer, judging from the date, it was still here before he went to school in other places, and it had become greasy, dirty, and tattered, he picked up a corner of the old newspaper, and then Wang Xiaojun's heart beat wildly - under the old newspaper, there were some things that seemed to be pad paper, which were full of graphics and dense words! For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net