vs 739 The enemy has come
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The Porsche in front of him ran wildly all the way, Li Huaifeng who drove a Rolls-Royce chased after him, Sima in the small bouncing car wanted to cry without tears, and the policeman at the back felt incredible.
Sima Chao's car really couldn't hold on, this was really a fire at the city gate and hit the pond fish, Porsche and Gust had nothing to do with more than 200 miles, he couldn't bear the bouncing car, a tire suddenly sank down, burst!
Sima Chao felt that his car suddenly collapsed in the upper left corner, and the whole car involuntarily began to turn inside. Sima Chao tried hard to control the zhì for a long time, with little effect, his car was very dangerous, in a hurry, the brake handle was torn off, the brake handle in his hand, he bit his teeth, his heart was horizontal, the upper body drilled out, with the sharp part of the half-cut brake lever broken in his hand, poofed into the other tire in front.
There is no way, the situation on both sides is unbalanced, the car will spin, and the car will turn into paste by itself if it spins at this speed here.
The traffic police are clear, this kid actually stretched out of the car and burst a tire by himself?
It didn't take long for the rubber of the two front wheels to fly, the steel wheel bones clattering and rubbing on the highway, and then the rear wheels also blew out .......
This time it's really four Hot Wheels!
The traffic police were stunned, that's all, don't slow down yet!? Still chasing!? Can I say that you are a good bouncing in China? Your spirit is simply .......
The traffic police said in their hearts, I am a very dignified policeman, and my previous dream was also a racing driver, and I even have the ambition to drive a bouncing car! Shame on you!
The traffic police silently gave the bouncing car a thumbs up, let's not talk about illegal speeding, just the way you die, I respect you as a man! said and increased the throttle: "Dude got on with you, you ignited a fire in my heart!" Come on! β
Sima Chao's car was almost devastated, and it was loaded on the roadside isolation belt, and the entire car shell was lifted off, and when the car shell was lifted off, Sima Lan's coat was hung up, and he flew away with his coat at once.
At this time, Sima Chao was the only one left, with only four iron wheels and a broken base, and even the seat of the car was the only one left.
After a sharp turn at an intersection in front, Sima Chao's broken base hit the isolation belt again, bang, four wheels spun rapidly and scattered and fled, each back to their own homes, each looking for their own mother, Sima Chao at this time at the end only left a pair of pants and a broken base, the base was firmly tied to the iron loudly, rubbing and sparking on the road! Along the way, it's like the liver gate is breathing fire - envy others (not the right words, right?) Ahh
The police only knew at this time, I said that this grandson drove a bouncing car and competed with the two luxury cars, so he had to follow, so that the big rope was tied up?
Constantly overtaking, all the owners were almost stunned.
A car owner rushed over from the rearview mirror and a luxury car, and before he could scold, he was in chaos.
"Alas, I'll go! Come on! β
A scene of a news interview car suddenly came to the spirit, leaned out of the window, held the microphone and said: "This gentleman, why do you wear only a pair of shorts, sit on a pile of scrap metal and let the car in front of you pull you, what is your idea?" Why are you doing this? β
Sima Lan still had a steering wheel hanging around his neck, holding a big rope in his hand (in order to adjust the direction and control the swing amplitude), all his hair was frantically thrown backwards, and his face was almost deformed by the wind, and he turned his head with tears in his eyes.
"I'm full, okay!?"
The female reporter nodded, turned back to the camera, and said, "It turned out that I was overwhelmed." β
Then he turned around and asked, "How are you feeling now?" β
Sima messed up with a damn female reporter, and said in his heart Nima, if this is usual, just what you owe in your mouth, I have to beat you to death!
Sima Chao shouted at him, "How do you feel? How does it feel!? Why don't you give it a try!? Let's change it! Why don't you hurry up and call the car in front of you to stop! β
The female reporter nodded, turned back to the camera and said, "It's too windy, I didn't hear a word of what he said." β
The female reporter handed over the microphone again and stretched out half of her body out of the car: "What do you want to say to the audience and friends across the country now?" β
Sima Chao grabbed the big rope with both hands, turned around and glared at the female reporter crying, and roared angrily: "I'll go to your Malegobi!" Roll the calves! β
The female reporter heard it clearly this time: "Hey!? How do you curse!? This man is so rude! β
The traffic police in the back were not happy: "The interview car in front, slow down immediately, how dangerous is this!?" β
Porsche did not turn at the intersection in front of him, and rushed directly into a very hidden path, Li Huaifeng was puzzled, and inadvertently made a strange picture from the rearview mirror.
There was a strange man in the back, who was only wearing a jump of shorts for some reason, with a big rope in his hand, sitting in a car that he didn't know what it was, like a piece of scrap metal, and sparks were bubbling all over the ground.
Behind is an interview car, a police car.
Could it be that the TV station recorded the program? Still is...... Ay? Why is that man so familiar!? Hiss? By the way, what about Sima Chao? What about his bouncing car? Didn't you keep tying me back?
Thinking of this, Li Huaifeng was shocked, broken! I forgot about Sima! I patronized the drag racing car just now, so I won't dump him, right? I don't know where I left it!
Li Huaifeng put on the brakes and began to pull over.
He brakes like this, Sima Chao behind him can't stand it! His brake lever is carried in his hand, he doesn't know when the brake pads fell, the four wheels have already flew, simply put, at this time, for him, the brake, in technology, can not do!
As a result, Sima Chao went forward without suspense, bravely and with a long scream to cut through the sky, its pitch reached the world tenor level, the resonance was mellow, the voice was majestic and heroic, and the emotions were abundant, fully expressing his strong dissatisfaction and accusation with this society, as well as his confusion and ...... for the future Fearfully...... Rush out!
Li Huaifeng stood under the car, a figure who was puzzled, and rushed to an ox cart on the side of the road with a miserable scream.
The ox cart was full of hot cow dung, Sima Chao did not hesitate, and plunged into it without hesitation, the entire upper body went in, leaving the calves to kick outside!
If this were normal times, Li Huaifeng might go to help out, or make trouble, but now Li Huaifeng can't care about the excitement, he has no thoughts, at this time his heart is anxious, he is full of only one thing, that is, to hurry back and find Sima Chao who was thrown away by himself halfway!
At this time, the police car also stopped here, and the police walked up to Li Huaifeng and pointed at him: "Have you been drinking?" β
Li Huaifeng smiled: "I didn't drink it." β
"Let's go! Come with me, a kid is dead! β
"Another day." Li Huaifeng said embarrassedly: "I won't tell you, there was a bouncing car tied to the back of my car, and there was a friend of mine in the car, and I am very worried about him now." β
The policeman was in the wind, his eyelids jumped for several seconds, he tried hard to tell himself, to be calm, he tried hard to control his feelings: "This gentleman, just for your reference, I think that the guy who is about to drown in cow dung should be the friend you are looking for!" β
Li Huaifeng was in an ox cart and looked surprised: "Impossible!" My friend is dressed and in a bouncing car! β
The policeman gasped for breath and tried to suppress his temper: "Friend, your friend's bouncing car was lost by my eyes, you are quite particular, and finally left him a big rope and a seat, otherwise he will really let you throw you on the way, and you may not know where to fall!" β
Li Huaifeng frowned and snapped his fingers: "You mean, my car is driving a little fast?" β
"It's too fast."
"Then his car broke up."
"It's all gone."
"And then there's a pedestal and a big rope left?"
"That's right."
"That sparkling base is the bouncing car in my original impression!?"
"That's right."
Li Huaifeng grew his mouth, inhaled in, and yelled: "Isn't that guy who is stuck in the cow dung heap and is about to choke to death cow dung to death!?" β
The policeman's face became longer and his teeth became sharper: "Didn't I sue you a long time ago!?" β
Li Huaifeng and the police pulled Sima Chao out, Sima Chao, this is miserable!
All over his body, there is only a pair of shorts and shoes, there is a steering wheel around his neck, he is covered in cow dung, and his hair is creaking in the front and back of his chest, including his nostrils and the corners of his eyes...... All of them!
Sima Chao cried and pushed Li Huaifeng: "Li Huaifeng! Is there anyone like you? Yes? Is there anyone like you? β
"I'm sorry, isn't it!" Li Huaifeng apologized again and again: "I ...... I forgot about you. β
"You forgot me? You forgot about me? Sima roared angrily: "If I don't want to die, I've wanted to kill myself many times, you know?" You can try it! You can also try it! Next time I'll pull you, why don't you go to the back! β
Li Huaifeng knew that he was wrong, and kept bowing his head to admit his mistake: "Sorry! sorryοΌ It's all to blame on that Porsche, talk to me, I think I'm driving your car, luxury car, I can't embarrass you! I've got to give you a face! β
"Yes, I have a face!" Sima cried with tears on his face, tears washed away the remaining cow dung residue on his face, and the soul drew a particularly funny picture: "I really have face!" I feel like this is the most glorious moment of my life, should I thank you? Oh, I should thank you!? β
"Calm down." Li Huaifeng reassured him.
"I can't calm down!" Sima roared angrily.
At this time, a car stopped not far away, and Demon Shicun asked in the co-pilot, "Which one is Li Huaifeng?" β
Apple frowned: "Although he looks cow dung, that guy is Li Huaifeng." β
Shi Feng hesitated a little: "But why is he so strange today?" Don't you think? appleοΌ β