"The origin of a laugh, love open two doors, troubled times and troubled souls. There are many grinds in his life, and the man is rampant, and he is a person. Affectionate, responsible, helpless, self-reliant, this proud bone knocks up and rings loudly......"

I haven't even woken up in the morning when I was woken up by the ringtone of my phone. So early in the morning, I called, and I was not allowed to sleep, and I slept a little late last night.

Picked up the phone in a haze: "Hey, which one?" "I used to train in a telephone company, and the first sentence I said when I picked up the phone was not to say hello, but to say hello directly, which can give people a very comfortable and polite feeling. But now that I've been woken up from my sleep, how can I still be in such a good mood to maintain a gentlemanly demeanor? Not scolding others is already considered the creation of the other party.

"What a fart, haven't you gotten up yet?" The tone of my voice that I had just woken up was easy to hear, and the other party obviously heard it, otherwise he wouldn't have said that.

"Who are you?" Before my brain could wake up, I couldn't hear whose voice it was. Being woken up in my sleep was already a fire in my stomach, and if I hadn't heard the other party's voice a little familiar, I would have scolded a long time ago.

"I think you're so sleepy that you can't even hear my voice." The other party complained.

I heard it, this is Brother Pig's voice.

"Early in the morning, what's the matter?"

"What else do you ask me? You quickly wash your face and wake up, can't the door be open with such a strong wind blowing you up? I'll be waiting for you downstairs, hurry down. ”

As soon as Brother Pig said this, my body was shaken by a spirit, and I remembered that I made an appointment with him yesterday to go to the owner of the small processing factory today to talk about the cooperation of 20,000 down jackets. It looks like I've overslept, and I need to get up. As soon as I got up, her head suddenly lost its support, and there was a bang, and there was an intimate contact with the mat on the chuang.

"Ahh Her screams immediately woke me up, and I immediately opened my eyes to see that I was in her room. I immediately remembered what happened last night, and I slept all night on her chuang's head, and she naturally used my thighs as a pillow and spent the night comfortably.

"Ah, there are thieves." Her first reaction when she woke up was to take me for a thief.

"Don't scream, it's me." I hurriedly stopped, and my foot took a step forward, and I almost fell down with a stumble, what happened? I didn't feel any sensation in my feet, it was miserable, I must have been pillowed by her all night, the blood flow was not smooth, and both feet were paralyzed.

"It's you. Ah, how are you in my room? She was stunned, and there was a look of suspicion in her eyes.

"You were drunk last night, and I slept with you all night." Before my mind was fully clear, I instinctively told the truth, forgetting to think about the serious consequences that might come if I said it.

"You slept with me all night?" She grabbed the quilt and shrunk her head, her eyes full of horror. It's a pity that at this time, I was thinking about how to explain to Brother Pig why I got up so late, and I didn't notice her look at all. If I had noticed, I would have regretted saying that.

"Yes, I'll accompany you...... Oh no, it's me holding you...... Oh, no......"

"Stinky rascal...... What the hell have you done to me? …… You...... You're taking advantage of people's danger. The pillow on Chuang's head was hit by her as she spoke. I quickly caught it, and the pillow was still the same as last time, but now I have no mood to appreciate it at all. I had to explain this to her right away.

Before I could speak, she cried, first tears flowed, and then the cry sounded in my ears, what a special vixen, even crying is different from others.

"Don't cry, I didn't, I really didn't do anything." Despite my best attempts to explain, she kept crying, and the tears kept falling like drops under the eaves, and I had no idea at all. It seems that she has caught my death hole, and knows that crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself is definitely a trump card weapon against me.

"Alas, these days, it's really hard to be a good person, I knew this, I was a decent gentleman last night." I muttered softly. It's true, she didn't do anything, but she was wronged, Ren Buddha couldn't stand it, Sun Wukong, who defeated the Buddha back then, was wronged, and he was so angry that he smashed the life fruit tree of Wuzhuang Guan.

"You are not a righteous gentleman in the first place, how can a righteous gentleman take advantage of others like you?" The pear blossoms brought her down, crying and talking have a different style, I was crazy at this moment. But stupidity is a matter of my reputation, and I have to reason with her.

"I really didn't take advantage of people's danger, last night you were drunk and fell asleep on the table, I was afraid that you would catch a cold, so I took you to chuang to sleep, who knew that you would sleep on my legs as pillows."

"Won't you leave? It's clearly making excuses for yourself. ”

"How am I leaving? Are you holding my leg so deadly? I don't dare wake you up loudly. ”

"Won't you leave while I'm sleeping?"

"That's what I thought, but then I leaned on your head and I somehow fell asleep."

"That's because you didn't pay attention to it at all, maybe you were thinking about those messy things, right?"

"Hey...... You can talk nonsense about other things, but you can't spew blood. ”

Coincidentally, the voice of Brother Pig calling me down came into the room at this time.

"Okay, now that your friend is down there, we'll let her judge it."

"Uh...... I'll do things by myself, don't hurt the innocent. ”

"Look, you've finally admitted it, haven't you? I'm telling you, it's late. ”

While talking, she was about to rush to the balcony to call Brother Pig.

My mother, this kind of thing is getting darker and darker, and the less people know about it, the better, how can it be put in a third person to judge? I'm afraid that the more you evaluate, the more it's okay.

I hurriedly grabbed her, but she tried to break free, and it was like she was about to jump off a building, but I was pulling to prevent her from jumping.

"You let go of me, irresponsible fellow."

"How do you want me to be responsible?"

Now is not the time to be angry with her, let's be soft first, and when she is angry in the future, find a chance to talk to her, it should make sense, after all, she is still a reasonable person. Alas, I was really hopeless, and at this time I was still trying to excuse her.

"Don't you deny it?"

"I ...... Say, how do you want me to be responsible? "I know I can't entangle with her anymore, and if I continue to entangle, I will really jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it away.

"You stinky rascal, you really took advantage of people's danger."

"Hey...... You don't have to take an inch. ”

"You dare to do anything, are you still afraid of me saying?"

"Shut up, I didn't." I was angry and yelled, the clay man also has three points, I deliberately showed weakness, she still has to inch in, and I am not the master of being slaughtered. She didn't expect me to get angry suddenly, I used to argue with her, I let her, never got angry, this sudden scream, it really scared her.

"I will never break my word, how do you want me to be responsible?" As soon as I yelled, her cherry mouth curled, and the tears in her eyes rolled down again.

"I haven't thought about it now, I'll let you know when I think about it." She was crying and talking, the voice was really like a cassette record player, although it was not easy to hear clearly, but I felt that the melody was beautiful.

"Then you're not afraid of me running away?"

"Afraid?"

"Afraid? Then you ......"

"I'm afraid that if you don't run, if you do, it just proves that you are a thief." What the hell did she have in this head? Why is it different from others when you think about problems?

"You ......"

There was a knock on the door, and I was shocked, how could anyone come to visit her house at this juncture? My mother, what can I do about this? Now this situation has been seen by others, and I can't wash it away by jumping into the Yellow River.

Hide, I hide, I have to hide. But where can I hide? Her room is the same as mine, except for the bathroom, which can be hidden, even under the chuang, there is no one to hide.

My room, by the way, I can go back to my own house, and when I think of this, I remember that I can hide back in my room. I was really confused by her crying just now, and I was completely out of proportion, no wonder my father taught me to be calm when I did things, and not to be confused. Dad, you're great.

Flipping over the railing and returning to my room, I quickly closed the balcony door, and then did not dare to say a word like a thief, and even lowered the sound of my breathing very slowly, for fear that her friend would notice that something was wrong.

"What are you doing? Still not open? Brother Pig's voice sounded outside the door, followed by several knocks.

No way? Why did Brother Pig come up at this time? I rushed into the bathroom and wiped my face with water, then wiped my fingers in my hair with a towel, and then rushed over to open the door, praying that her friend had entered her room.