vs 196 Men are terrible
In the villa, a group of people were elated, and Luo Meiwei had four gold medals around her neck, standing on the sofa and bouncing proudly. [This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
"Shi Shi, I call you, do you dare to agree?"
Du Shishi glanced at her: "Meiwei, I feel that you have been very abnormal recently, don't go to the game tomorrow, I will accompany you to the doctor." ”
Luo Meiwei jumped on the sofa, and the four gold medals trembled up and down with her chest (trembling violently, Li Huaifeng, Zhao Xiaotian and Luan Ying stood below, looking stupid): "Psychiatrist or physiologist?" ”
"It's a psychiatrist!" Du Shishi found the problem and immediately went to stop Luo Meiwei, and said angrily: "Don't jump, your ...... Throwing up and down, you look at their eyes! ”
Luo Meiwei stopped and looked over in a daze.
Li Huaifeng hurriedly looked away: "Oh, Xiao Tian, what did you get to eat at noon today, I had diarrhea after eating." ”
Luan Ying also said: "Ah, what, Huaifeng, you played a good job with Guan Gongdao today, but why did you sit on the ground in the end?" ”
Zhao Xiaotian also said: "I remembered, it's time to release the news, let's take a look at the comments on the Internet, I am now very interested in the views of the media...... ”
"The acting is so bad!" Du Shishi shouted: "I was staring at Meiwei's boobs just now! ”
Luo Meiwei covered her chest with a red face: "I hate it, people haven't squeezed it yet!" Not prepared at all! ”
Du Shishi's teeth became sharp and shouted: "This is not the point! ”
Finally, everyone's noise finally stopped, and everyone sat on the sofa together, staring at Du Shishi's large LCD TV, watching a special program about the youth martial arts competition.
"It's so intense, it's too exciting." An audience member apparently gave an interview when he first walked out of the gymnasium: "When Han Xiaoling was somersaulting on the knife holder, I was scared, to be honest, I never lie." It's a real steel knife, I didn't think that human light skills can really resist gravity, it's just incredible. ”
The hostess continued to ask: "Then what do you think of this year's biggest hit Sima Chao's table?" ”
The man said: "He's also very powerful, he was walking around with those two fireballs on his body, and when he finally held it in his hand, really, I was scared to pee, I didn't lie at all, it was too exciting, it was too enjoyable." ”
The hostess looked a little embarrassed: "What about today's dark horse Li Huaifeng?" What do you think? ”
"Him?" The man said disdainfully: "He's a yankuai, the organizing committee doesn't know what he's doing, he meditated on the spot and let him win the game and become the champion, this is obviously shady!" I was so angry. Have you noticed that Li Huaifeng is very similar to that old monk? Absolute father and son, let me tell you, they are exactly the same ......, why are you slapping my lower body? ”
The hostess said suspiciously: "Why are your pants all wet?" ”
"Of course, didn't I tell you? I'm scared to pee, and I never lie. Alas, don't shoot it, Ciao, are you still shooting? Just slap my face, why shoot underneath? Next Olympics, don't shoot your face deliberately after you've slapped it below! You definitely did it on purpose, I fought with you! ”
Next, the camera flickered .......
The whole hall was silent, everyone looked at Li Huaifeng together, Li Huaifeng twitched the corners of his mouth with some embarrassment: "Sick, this person is sick, he ......." ”
At this time, the hostess found another student-like person to interview: "Hello classmates, do you feel about today's game?" ”
The classmate pointed to the camera and said, "Have you started filming?" ”
The hostess's forehead slid down the black line: "Uh...... Filming has begun. ”
"Dio!" The classmate said excitedly: "Then why don't you say it earlier, give me some preparations, you can wait a while." As he spoke, he took out a wooden comb from his schoolbag, carefully combed his hairstyle, and after tossing for a long time, he hung out his signature smile and signaled to the hostess with a tense face: "You can start." ”
The hostess twitched her face: "It's always started." We just wanted to ask, what do you think of today's game, ....... ”
"Don't mention the game to me again, I'll sue you!" The classmate was suddenly very excited: "I have never heard of the ...... that someone can win a championship while lying there." ”
"He's sitting there." The hostess reminded.
"Does it make a difference?" He spread his hands exaggeratedly, and looked very absurd: "Won the victory without moving, is there a more exaggerated shady curtain than this?" The most exaggerated thing is that he took all four gold medals, all of them! Tomorrow is the final duel day, and I'll see if the player he took the four gold medals is really more powerful than God Rebellion and Han Xiaoling in the real battle! Actually, my kung fu is also good, you point back from the camera, shoot my whole body, and I will give you a set of Shaolin Changquan ....... ”
"Uh......, classmate, in this case, tell me which player you prefer?" The moderator quickly diverted the topic.
"Han Xiaoling! Must be Han Xiaoling! "That classmate must be extremely authentic.
"Why are you so optimistic about her? Or what do you admire about her? ”
"Of course it's her breasts, oh no, I mean her pectoral muscles are particularly well developed, I'm sorry I'm blushing; And her body is very soft, which makes people think about it, oh no, I mean, it gives people the feeling of being full of imagination and creative power, and full of surface power; And her little eyes ....... ”
Luo Meiwei tilted her head: "This is obviously a pervert, can't the host find a few normal people to interview?" ”
In the picture, the host stopped a group of girls again and said, "Students, are you all here to support Sima Chao?" ”
"Well, yes!" Under the recommendation of everyone, a girl leaned towards the camera with a red face and said shyly: "We are all fans of His Royal Highness Sima, and we are here to cheer him on today." As he spoke, he was particularly weak and cute, and made a gesture of raising his fist to cheer.
The host breathed a sigh of relief: "Then what do you guys think about today's game?" ”
The little girl said shyly, "People...... People are embarrassed to say it, but we really feel that Sima Lan is really hard working and hard, and we hope that everyone will not say that he is inferior to others because he did not win the championship, because the hardships and efforts he has put in behind him are invisible to others, and the pressure he is under is unimaginable to ordinary people. As his fans, we will always support him forever. ”
The host is a little depressed, can't he meet normal people?
"Then what do you think of the other two more popular players, the beautiful Han Xiaoling and the dark horse Li Huaifeng?"
The shy girl immediately clenched her fists and said, "Han Xiaoling is a little at all!" ”
"That's it." A group of girls behind him echoed angrily.
"She participated in the competition just to get close to Ah Ran, and wanted to pursue Ah Ran, and when she was behind, she took the initiative to find Ah Ran several times, and she always found a way to make physical contact with him. I've never seen such a shameless woman! ”
"That's it." The group echoed angrily.
The host lowered his head and asked, "Then what do you think of the dark horse Li Huaifeng?" ”
"Li Huaifeng is the most disgusting man." The little girl waved her fist: "He must have used some obscene means behind his back to bribe the jury and let them give him a high score ......." ”
"However, it is said that his family background is very bad, and the four major families of the judges are all families that are not short of money, so he should not have the money to bribe so many judges, right?"
"There are many kinds of bribes." The little girl said excitedly: "Li Huaifeng must have betrayed his yankuai!" ”
Li Huaifeng took a sip of yogurt and squirted it out, and everyone looked at him and said, "Let's mourn." ”
On the screen, the little girl was still excitedly expounding her point of view to the screen: "Haven't you noticed how ambiguous the old monk's eyes are when he looks at Li Huaifeng, there must be something wrong with them!" ”
The host hurriedly stopped: "Okay classmate, thank you for the interview, that's all." ”
A group of girls happily walked away arm in arm, and did not forget to turn around and wave at her: "Goodbye, Auntie!" ”
At this time, the picture was taken back to the studio.
The hostess was dressed appropriately and said with a serious expression: "Okay, let's go back to the studio." As for today's all-day match, it should be said that it is only a prelude to tomorrow's match, but it is such a preparatory event, and it has already received a lot of attention. The reason why there is such a high degree of attention, in addition to our own enthusiasm for martial arts, the unexpected appearance of dark horses, the change in the situation of the field, is undoubtedly one of the most important reasons for the huge attention. At the same time, there are a few words that have become very popular, and one of them is 'meditation'. ”
The hostess turned her head and looked at a middle-aged man in a suit next to her: "The reason why there is such a big controversy in today's competition is that Li Huaifeng's 'sitting to win' and the explanation of 'meditation' given by the judge Master Cihai are undoubtedly the key." So is there really a basis for meditation? Or is it simply an unfair verdict made by the judges on an ad hoc basis? We have invited the president of the Shimizu City Senior Disco Martial Arts Association, Wai Han to give an in-depth interpretation. Please Mr. Door. ”
Outside the door, Han waved his hand at the screen: "Hello audience friends. Actually, there is nothing about meditation. As we all know, the basic skills of martial arts are just a few big items, which are speaking, learning, teasing, and singing! There is no such thing as meditation at all. The so-called meditation,It often appears in the works of some comical web novel writers.,Most of the authors of this kind are yankuai silk.,I don't have a girlfriend and like to pretend to be b.,I don't learn and fantasize about saving the world all day long.,I think I have the wisdom and depth that others don't have.,Long-term immersion in self-appreciation can't extricate yourself.。 They tend to entertain themselves in small groups and lack social ......, and the word 'meditation' they coined is the best ...... of the emptiness of their inner world and the thin indirect reflection of the spiritual level. ”