Chapter 12 The mountains have trees, and the trees have branches
"Talking on TV doesn't count?"
Or maybe the police department and the propaganda department have negotiated, and the school violence case really did not continue to be followed and reported. This made Xiao Duo, who had been staring at the "Today" column, very disappointed. According to the normal script, shouldn't it be "fat heroes hired as security guards" today? Even if it doesn't mean that the fat hero has a lively and lovely niece daughter named Bai Xiaoduo.
Wang Xia was also a little disappointed, once reported, it was a free advertisement! Last night's phone call was soft and my ears were hot, but tonight there was no one. Bai Qiang's mentality is better, "swoop" a sip of wine, but unfortunately the fat man refused to accompany him to drink, and Wang Xia only approved him to drink a small glass.
The fat man just has to deal with the steamed buns seriously. If Bai Qiang ordered noodles, the fat man would eat the same. Anyway, one person tops Xiaoduo's family of three, and it has to be doubled. It's not that you can't eat more, but it's not good to eat for too long.
After dinner, the phone still rang, and Wang Xia hurriedly went to answer it, "Yes, yes!" That's my brother. Mmmm, it's my brother who sent it! ”
With another new customer, is the effect of TV advertising still there? I haven't received a few new calls during the day today, huh? Wang Xia looked at the fat man puzzled.
Then, the phone became a hotline again, and new customers were pouring out.
"Maybe those cards worked, I sent out a big stack when I picked up Xiao Duo in the afternoon." The fat man guessed the reason. But it's not quite right. Most of the people who took the cards were old men and old ladies, who were idle all day long, and would not wait for the evening to make a pile of calls.
Wang Xia memorized another water ordering address, and asked curiously, but the answer given by the other end was unexpected, "You still don't know, Dacanghai Community, the fat hero is on fire!" ”
Dacanghai Community? Nowadays, the urban villages have been renamed as a certain community, such as hnzhuang, and now the official name is Heyang community. It should have been changed to the hn community, or the hn village community, the former is easy to cause misunderstanding, and the latter is too rustic. Some literate people in the village proposed to change it to Heyang Community, which was indeed high-level, and was unanimously approved by the villagers' assembly, which is now the community residents' assembly. However, the people outside the village are still called hnzhuang.
However, haven't you heard of a village called Dacanghai? Even if it is a newly changed village name, such a change is too much to bully Canghai, a sub-provincial city, right?
Wang Xia asked another one, and sure enough, there was a new clue. said that there was a video in "Da Canghai", which was almost artificially topped, and the video content was more complete than on TV.
After persevering in questioning, Wang Xia finally learned the official name, the community is the forum, and the foreign name is BBS.
"It's just that the video was posted on the Internet, and it's still very popular." The fat man couldn't help but grin. As soon as they said this, Wang Xia and Bai Qiang understood that there were free ads again!
In fact, forums were relatively prosperous more than a decade ago. At that time, major websites and traditional media outlets, both government-run and private, rushed to run forums, and after three or five years, they were shut down in droves. But there are also some national comprehensive forums and professional forums that have survived, and the registered users are basically the first batch of netizens in China, and now most of them are middle-aged.
Localities often survive one or two local forums as well. The Da Canghai community is the local forum of Canghai City, which has some influence in Canghai and even the peninsula area, and is also relatively high in the national forum rankings.
The fat man once went to the Dacanghai community, and most of the pages were barren, and he didn't necessarily update a post for half a year. That is, the popularity of the first edition is relatively high, but half of them are small advertisements, and half of them are all kinds of grievances and grievances. The moderator should be a public official, and the deletion of the post is very neat, but the deletion is also very fast, just like the guerrillas.
I guess it's a good thing that the video was uploaded to the first version. This content is really popular, there are beauties, heroes, students, thugs, and it is a local original, and it is more likely to be artificially topped. But it is estimated that it will not last long, if the Propaganda Department sets the tone. This forum was hosted by the Cang Poster Industry Group, which is directly under the jurisdiction of the Propaganda Department.
Although the fat man's hometown is backward, there are also Internet cafes in the town. In recent years, some wealthy villagers have also begun to pull network cables into their homes, such as Erdanjia, who runs a small store in the village. Erdan is a fat man's hair, and the fat man often surfs the Internet at Erdan's house.
Fat people know the world, that is, from the Internet. But the original purpose of the fat man on the Internet was just to know himself.
There is a seed in the stomach, after all, it is more terrifying, and I dare not ask others. A woman has a seed in her belly and can give birth to a doll. When a man has a seed in his belly, does he give birth to a small tree? Is my brother the father of this tree, or is it my father?
However, there is no news on the Internet. Fat people are lonely. I don't know who else has seeds in their stomachs.
However, it doesn't have to be. Brother has a seed in his stomach, didn't he post it on the Internet?
However, when surfing the Internet, the fat man discovered a new abnormality, that is, after having seeds in his stomach, his comprehension ability and memory ability have become stronger. In layman's terms, the former is to understand at a glance, and the latter is to never forget.
Inhuman, I already have this ability, can my brother still fail in the college entrance examination? It's clearly the material of the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China!
Well, the term junior class of USTC is also what the fat man learned from the Internet......
Wang Xia has always been rough-branched, and Bai Qiang is the pursuit of his wife and children to hot kang heads, and it is not impossible to say that it is delicious and lazy. Therefore, after understanding the source of the advertisement, the two of them are too lazy to know more.
Shi Lei's three Taibao are more hard-working, and the old customers during the day are basically sent by them. Bai Qiang also resumed his identity as the boss and was specifically responsible for going to the water plant to purchase goods. Of course, Bai Qiang's most important job is to make dinner, and in good conscience, he did a good job in this work.
After chatting for a while after dinner, Wang Xia continued to answer the phone, and Xiao Duo reluctantly went upstairs to do her homework. Bai Qiang drove the fat man to pioneer the land, that is, to send the fat man to various households to exhibit to satisfy the comrades' desire to watch.
Not to mention, the new customers from the Internet are basically middle-aged people with primary and secondary school students, who maintain good etiquette when watching, at least they will not pinch the arms of fat people, and there are no nannies or age-appropriate rural relatives at home.
In the dead of night, the fat man jumped out of the yard. weighed more than 200 pounds, but there was no sound at all when he landed.
These days, the fat man walks every night to the dirt hill two kilometers to the east. This mountain is called Zao'er Mountain, and in ancient times, a lot of jujube trees may have been planted, but now there are no more, and jujubes are not valuable.
There are many other fruit trees on Zao'er Mountain, planted in large and small orchards, which can be regarded as a special benefit of urban villages. Orchards have also been shrinking in recent years. Zao'er Mountain has been surrounded by the surrounding community, and in time, I am afraid that the mountain will also be full of houses.
Even the current orchards are basically not producing fruit. Large swaths of hillsides were divided into neatly arranged small pieces that were rented to the townspeople to grow green vegetables. On weekends, the family drove over, worked for an hour or two, then had a farmhouse feast and drove home happily.
As for what the vegetables in the field look like, it doesn't matter, and they are usually managed by the villagers. This is the real cultivation regardless of the harvest, and you can also praise the "good pastoral scenery".
There are still some wild trees on the top of the mountain. There are black pines, willows, locust trees, cedar trees, and so on, and the largest ones are even hugging the thickness of each other.
The mountains have trees and branches, and the heart is pleasing to the king. The fat man liked these wild trees very much, and thought they were very kind, and stroked the rough old bark, as if he were talking all night with an old friend who had been reunited for a long time.
It's a kindness that comes from the heart. Where is the heart, the fat man is not clear. Or is it the kindness from the dantian?
Wild trees are pleasant, and the remaining leaves are chirping and even falling to the ground. Fat people are also pleasant and have a lot of goosebumps.
Whoever becomes a demon, the grass and trees are the essence, and the beasts and birds are the monsters. I can't be the reincarnation of some old tree spirit, am I? The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched a little.