Chapter 300 I didn't expect you to be such a potato
Zhang Jia: "I didn't expect him to be such an ice slag. β
Li Yi: "This is just scum!" β
Tian Ding: "It's too cheap for a corpse roach to eat him, and if I catch him, I'll have to break his four legs." β
Wang Bing: "Four legs? Three legs can be understood, how can four legs be explained?"
The other three glanced at Wang Bing with disdain: "A little virgin is a little virgin, don't you know, for girls, our tongue is also a leg?"
Wang Dazhi, Wang Bing, Ah Da: "......"
"Why is the tongue also a leg?"
Dong Fei'er looked at them curiously.
"Ahem!"
Wang Dazhi coughed twice and forcibly explained: "They are talking about vomiting, not legs." β
The four brothers chimed in: "Yes, we are talking about vomit, not legs. β
"Oh, it turned out to be spit!" Dong Fei'er tilted her little head and said, "But the tongue is spit out, so how do you spit out the remaining three?"
The five men subconsciously looked at their lower bodies, all of them broke out in a cold sweat, and then they staggered the topic.
After a period of idle talk, Wang Dazhi finally got to the point: "You just said that you are guarding here, who asked you to guard here?" What is the purpose of your stay here?"
The four brothers were puzzled: "Didn't Ah Da sue you?" β
Ah Da said embarrassedly: "I have encountered some dangers along the way before, and I have never had time, so I didn't tell SΓΉ Dazhi." β
"Oh."
The four brothers explained: "It was the head that let us stay, firstly to ensure that the road back is worry-free, and secondly, to sign the return journey. β
Wang Dazhi was surprised: "Didn't they leave you food?" β
The four brothers sighed: "I left half a moon of food, but I never expected that the road has not been opened so far, and the food has run out, so I can only catch mice as food." β
Wang Dazhi scratched his head: "Why don't you come with us!" β
The four brothers glanced at each other and shook their heads together: "No, our duty is to stay here, if they don't come back, we can't leave." β
"Hey, in that case, I'll leave you half a month's worth of food." Wang Dazhi said heavily: "If we still haven't come back for half a month, then you ......"
The four brothers said with tears in their eyes: "No, we will definitely wait for you to come back, we believe that you will definitely be able to come back, we will stay here and never leave." β
"Well, you misunderstood." Wang Dazhi smiled dryly: "I mean, if we still haven't come back for half a month, you can catch mice and eat them yourself, live well, and wait for us to return." β
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The four brothers stared at Wang Dazhi speechlessly, you are kidding us!
Wang Dazhi turned his head to look at Ah Da and said, "Ah Da, if you don't stay here, at least it's safer here." β
Ah Da shook his head and said firmly: "Dazhi, my life was saved by you, and my brother's revenge was also avenged by you, I have nothing to repay you. β
Wang Dazhi looked at Ah Da's bloodstained feet, and said hesitantly: "But you ......"
"Dazhi, do you dislike me for being a cripple?" Ah Da gritted his teeth and said: "As long as my hands are still there, my strength is still there, Dazhi, don't worry, if I become your burden, I will immediately cut myself off and will never drag you down." β
"I didn't mean that, hey, since you insist, then let's go together!"
Wang Dazhi pretended to grope around in the guide car for a while, and immediately took out a lot of food for the four brothers, including bread, chickens and ducks, and even a bag of Wujiang mustard.
Then he asked the whereabouts of the large army, and without further delay, he drove the wooden oxen and horses and set off immediately.
"Oh, go catch butterflies and fireflies!"
Dong Fei'er danced hand in hand on the wooden cow flowing horse, happily.
This time the road was also peaceful, along the way encountered a lot of precious cultural relics, each time Wang Dazhi was righteous and awe-inspiring to say that the cultural relics belong to the country, they must not touch.
Immediately, every time he deceived Ah Da into showing his admiring gaze, he secretly loaded the cultural relics into his lamp god space.
He thought happily in his heart: "Bring these relics back to Dana, and she will definitely be excited to make a promise." β
Thinking that he was about to enter the palace of marriage with Tong Na, he immediately laughed stupidly.
But when he was woken up by Dong Fei'er and asked him what was wrong, he always replied seriously: "It's healthier to smile and smile." β
"Crunch!"
After walking for more than ten minutes, there was a faint sound of gnawing in a burial chamber in front of me.
Ah Da's ears moved: "Someone is eating." β
Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes: "Why don't you know it's a mouse?"
Ah Da said gloomily: "The sound of this person eating meat, I will never forget it." β
Wang Dazhi saw the sad thing that triggered Ah Da, and he smiled embarrassedly: "Ah Da, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." β
Ah Da shook his head: "It's none of your business, it's this voice that is too familiar to me." β
Wang Dazhi's face changed suddenly: "Is it really so similar to the voice of ice slag eating people?"
Ah Da said solemnly: "It's almost exactly the same." β
"Shhh
Wang Dazhi took a deep breath of cold air, doesn't this mean that someone has killed his companion and is eating his companion?
A chill ran down his spine, and at the same time, a touch of anger welled up in his heart.
"Quack!"
Ah Da gritted his teeth in anger and rattled to the ground.
"We can't jump to conclusions so lightly, and wait until we have found out, if we ...... If it was what we thought it was, I'd have killed that bastard. β
Wang Dazhi finally returned to his senses.
Ah Da exhaled a few breaths, trying to sober himself up from his hatred, he nodded and agreed: "Dazhi, you are right, we can't wronged good people. β
Wang Dazhi drove the wooden ox and horse gently close to the door of the tomb, and looked into it, Dong Fei'er looked at it curiously.
Ah Da struggled to crawl over to investigate.
In the burial chamber, there was a small, muscular man with his back to the door, bowing his head to nibble on something, occasionally looking up and touching his mouth.
When he looked up, blood was flowing red from his mouth, and scrap of meat was clearly visible between his teeth.
"Little potatoes?"
Wang Dazhi almost screamed, and the short and sturdy person in front of him was the amateur gatekeeper of the organization-Little Potato.
"Dazhi, he's eating people." Ah Da's eyes were red and he said: "Although you know him, you can't let go of a scumbag like him." β
"I know."
Wang Dazhi was gloomy in his heart, he never thought that the honest and cute little potato would become like this, it's just that anyone who makes a mistake should be punished, even if it is an acquaintance, but eating people is eating people, and it can't be forgiven no matter what.
Thinking of this, he squeezed his fist, his internal force surged, and his feet slammed down, and the whole person went out, and his fist hit the back of the little potato, he had tears in his eyes, and roared at the same time: "I didn't expect you to be such a potato chip." β
"Bang~"
His sudden punch hit the little potato directly in the back.
"Hmm!"
The little potato snorted and flew straight upside down, and at the same time, what he was gnawing on also flew out, like a dead mouse.
Wang Dazhi fixed his eyes, and was immediately stunned, and glanced at Ah Da: ", it's a dead mouse, we have wronged the little potato." β
At this time, the little potato turned over and jumped up and roared: "Who attacked me?" (To be continued.) )