115 drunk
The game continued, and the atmosphere in the living room was very high, this time it was Tian Qinghua who started, "One step to the sky".
"Forever"
"Sophisticated"
"Revisiting"
"Sightseeing"
"Falling out of the water"
"Birth to Death"
"Come Back to the Dead"
"Those who come do not refuse"
"Shut Out"
"Soft on the outside and rigid on the inside"
"Combining Rigidity and Softness"
"All in one"
"Grandiose"
"That's it", Tian Sisi asked Jianguo and Donghua for help, but these two were better than her, after all, she didn't even recognize all the words, and the helpless Tian Sisi had to hold back these four words.
"No, these four words are not idioms." Tian Shouhua was very strict, and as soon as Tsinghua and Wei Guo heard Tian Shouhua say that it didn't count, they immediately picked up chopsticks and knocked them.
"Show show, show show." Everyone was heckling and slapping the table.
Tian Sisi looked at the two Jianguo Donghua who shrank their heads and tried their best to reduce their sense of existence, and slapped them twice with hatred, "No righteousness!" ”
"Then I'll tell you a joke too." Now Getian Sisi can't sing, she can only sing the pop songs of later generations, she stood up generously, drank a glass of wine, and asked Jianguo and Donghua to drink a glass each, hum, let you not be righteous.
"Once upon a time there was a Chinese, an American, a little Japanese devil." As soon as Tian Sisi said this, Tian Xinhua quickly rushed to the door to look, and saw that Rhubarb was lying dutifully in the yard gnawing bones, so he came back with confidence. motioned for Tian Sisi to continue.
Tian Sisi gave him a blank look, it was really a fuss, "The three of them all boasted to each other that their country's wine was the best, and they couldn't compete for a long time, so they took out the best wine in their own country and gave it to a rat to drink." ”
"Little Japan first poured Japanese sake for the mouse, but the mouse drank it and walked ten steps before pouring, and Little Japan was very proud, and the Americans gave the mouse American whiskey, and the mouse drank it and poured it after five steps. The Americans are also quite proud. In the end, the Chinese gave the rat to drink our Chinese old white dry, and as a result, the rat returned to the nest as if nothing had happened, and there was nothing. ”
"How is that possible? Our Chinese wine must be the best, how can it not be dry for little Japan and Americans? "The listener is gone. Protests.
Tian Sisi motioned for everyone to be calm. He continued: "The Americans and little Japan are quite proud. Thinking that Chinese wine was not good, at this time, the mouse that had returned to the nest ran out with a brick and blood-red eyes. Shouting in the mouth, what about the cat? Where did it go? Look at Lao Tzu if you don't shoot you to death! ”
After Tian Sisi finished speaking, he sat down, picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine, after saying so many words, his mouth was dry, the others were silent at first, and then they burst into laughter, the laughter was even more violent than just now, Zhong Ankang kept patting the table, laughing the loudest, although Qinghua and Wei Guo didn't understand what it meant, but they also followed their brothers and sisters and smirked.
Only Tian Sisi is very calm, this joke is the most ordinary one in later generations, but unfortunately there are many jokes in later generations that are not suitable for talking about now, otherwise they will definitely make them laugh.
In the yard, Rhubarb alertly pricked up his ears, and saw that it was the familiar old man and Tian Manyin, although the other two people were not familiar, but they threw it a piece of meat and bones, and it was Rhubarb that didn't even gasp for breath, and continued to lower his head and gnaw on the meat and bones (it's really bottomless).
The other two people were Tang Tieshan and He Xuewen, the four of them came over to see what was going on here after drinking, but as soon as they walked over, they heard Tian Sisi telling jokes, and the four of them almost laughed out loud.
Seeing that the children inside were having fun, the old man who was holding back a smile made a gesture to go back, and the four of them quietly walked out of the yard, Rhubarb didn't even lift his eyelids, and when he got out of the yard, a few of them finally laughed out loud, and Tian Manyin laughed so much that tears came out.
"Ouch, where did Ah Nan hear this joke, my stomach is going to burst with laughter, and I will say a few more next time."
"Let's go, let's go back to playing chess, it will take some time to see how it goes here."
The old man also laughed so much that tears came out, and the depression in his heart was scattered, during this time he asked around for news from Lao Zhang, but he didn't know anything, and he felt a little uncomfortable, but now he feels much better.
The four of them walked back slowly, and under the illumination of the moonlight, four long black shadows were pulled out.
The idiom solitaire game here continues, almost everyone has been stuck, most of them have chosen to tell jokes, only Zhong Anmei chose to sing, she sang the popular "Let's Swing Double Pulp".
Zhong Anmei has a good voice, although it is an old song that has been listened to many times, it is still very good under her interpretation, and everyone is fascinated by it.
Unconsciously, the dishes on the table were all eaten, and the wine in the jar was drunk, Tian Sisi took out a ten-pound wine jar, which means that they drank ten catties of glutinous rice wine, and those who have drunk glutinous rice wine know that although this wine is delicious, the stamina of the wine is very strong.
Everyone present was a little drunk, but everyone else was fine, they just felt a little dizzy, and they were still conscious, only Tian Sisi couldn't do it, because she drank the most.
Everyone else only drinks a small glass when she is punished, only when she is fine, she keeps drinking, just like drinking a drink, but she forgets that her current body is just a ten-year-old girl, not a woman in the wine who was not drunk in her previous life, so Tian Sisi children's shoes were honored to be drunk, her cheeks were red, and her eyes were in a daze.
"Sisi, how much is this?"
Zhong Anmei teased her and stretched out a hand to shake in front of Tian Sisi.
"Chicken paws."
Drunk people know that they are either drunk to death, but if they don't get drunk to death, in fact, the drunkard's consciousness is still relatively sober, but the brain can no longer control his actions.
Tian Sisi is in line with the current situation, she bit Zhong Anmei's hand in one bite, biting very hard, and said in her mouth:
"I just said I forgot to cook something, it turned out to be braised chicken feet, who made these chicken feet?"
Zhong Anmei pulled out her hand in pain, leaving two deep tooth marks on it, Zhong Ankang smiled on the side, "You deserve it", and Tian Sisi kept chanting, "Where did the chicken feet go?" ”
The little girl looks very cute now, according to the current words, she is cute, everyone laughed, even Zhong Anmei herself couldn't help laughing. Tian Xinhua couldn't help but smile and took out his camera, turned on the flash, and took a picture of Tian Sisi's confused appearance.
He Xuewen and Tang Tieshan came back, Tian Manyin also followed, and when they saw that this group of little guys were drunk and misty, it seemed that they had drunk a lot, so they wanted to send them home, but Zhong Anping politely refused, saying that they were fine.
However, He Xuewen was still not at ease in the end, he quietly followed behind them, and only came back with confidence when he saw that they had all returned to their own homes, Tian Xinhua, Tian Shouhua, and Tian Qinghua had already cleaned up the rice bowls on the table, and also washed the dishes, it seems that these three people have inherited the good amount of wine from the Tian family's men! (To be continued.) )