"Help, help, which hero who helped the weak threw me here?"

Bai Zhi lay calmly in the gloomy basement and called for help.

In fact, he had been in this basement for two or three days, and because of the light, he thought he had been here for a long time, and he couldn't remember what year it was.

Not surprisingly, there was no response to his cries for help.

He picked at the moss that had grown on the ground and stuffed it into his mouth desperately, because he had been hungry for a long, long time, so long that his stomach could no longer bear the excess gastric acid secretion, and sent him a signal of "cooing".

It's better to tell people whether it's dead or alive, is it really good to keep yourself here like this?

Bai Zhiping stuffed the last trace of moss, sighed helplessly, and then silently watched the water droplets on the dark and damp wall gradually flow outside the door, and outside the door was the free world he longed for.

It seems that a low-level plant like moss can save its own life.

Or in other words, I'm a cheap life, the type that shines when I give a little sunshine.

Thinking of this, Bai Zhiping gave up his plan to call for help again.

If someone had really passed by here, they would have already discovered their cries for help.

Unless, someone deliberately threw themselves here and left themselves to fend for themselves?

Thinking like this, Bai Zhiping's heart was left with despair.

Because of the long period of darkness, his eyes had gradually seen the layout of the entire small dark room in the darkness.

Visually, it is probably no more than ten square meters here, and if it is convenient for you to go by yourself, it is convenient to face the door.

I can't remember when I've ever been on a tuba, and I haven't been on a tuba a few times. But because he couldn't stand the hunger, and after eating some moss, Bai Zhiping felt that his body had an abnormal reaction, and that familiar reaction made him feel that if someone gave him a few pieces of paper at this time, he would be grateful to that person for a lifetime.

Because of the effect of plant hormones, Bai Zhiping forcibly resisted the gas jumping up and down in his stomach. Then try to open this copper door.

A bastard like himself. It is also worthy of such a gate detention treatment, and the person who arrested him must hope that he will never be able to get out of this door.

He could boo at the gate, but in such a confined place. He really can't do it!

Just when he wanted to put down all the discipline, he directly grabbed a handful of leftover moss as a handpiece of paper, and found a random place to solve it, and then there was the sound of human footsteps at the gate.

"Help. Help, anyone? I was arrested. ”

Bai Zhiping rushed directly to the door without thinking about it. He shouted directly out the door with all his might.

Sure enough, with a "bang", the door was opened all of a sudden.

After the door opened, Bai Zhiping didn't see the person who came clearly at all. Just being illuminated by the strong sunlight, his hands naturally blocked the dazzling bright light.

"What howl? It's been a few days, why haven't you been killed? It's really cheap enough, it looks like you've passed the preliminary test. I can go to work tonight. ”

The person who opened the door was an old woman who was over half a hundred years old, she was wearing a traditional flower dress and cotton pants popular in Tengjiao Town, combing her oily and shiny bun, and looking at him indifferently with an old face that was more constipated than Bai Zhiping, with a cold appearance, as if as soon as she approached her, she would be frozen by the momentum she exuded.

Bai Zhiping didn't notice the admiration in her words, he was sad in his heart, but said on his face: "Yes, I am a slut, I am the cheapest, more cheap, I am serious." ”

"Poof." Bang.

But it was this flower woman who was actually amused by Bai Zhiping.

This is even more surprising than winning the 5 million lottery, but the tragic fate that Bai Zhiping didn't know started from Hua Pozi.

"Well, you performed very well, but the ability to be funny is not thorough enough, you have to go through a retest, originally it was just to see that you are a down-and-out mountain man, the proprietress listened to the guest who sent you, and it was just a matter of entertaining you for a few days, who knew that your learning ability was good, in our industry, maybe there was a future for development, I am very optimistic about you!"

Hua Pozi looked at Bai Zhiping like a cargo.

After looking at his figure and private parts, he showed a satisfied look.

Well, yes, as a small thin recuperation, it is still very promising.

This nightclub was run by the proprietress with hard work, and she was notoriously strict in this industry, so she was tapped by the proprietress with a high salary.

In the princesses, I have trained a lot, but in terms of the young master, there are still some varied characteristics.

And this Bai Zhiping looks a little older, but his body is flexible, and he has gone through the tricks of some guests with special needs, adding a higher commission to his income.

Thinking of this, Hua Pozi said to Bai Zhiping with rare gentleness: "Well, then your re-examination will start with me, I am very optimistic about you!" Come on, please me to your heart's content, busy, North Nose. ”

"Poof, poof."

Before Hua Pozi's words fell, a long series of farts came out of Bai Zhiping's stomach.

In an instant, the claustrophobic little dark room emitted a strong smell of constipation and foul-smelling fart.

Bai Zhiping almost didn't spit out the moss that he had just swallowed with great difficulty by such a stench.

Hua Pozi's face did not change, she stepped forward directly, pushed Bai Zhiping, looked at him with a look of hunger and thirst, and said, "Well, if you haven't passed through my level, do you know how you will go in the future?" Work hard, young man. ”

Hua Pozi's words obviously woke up Bai Zhiping.

To be honest, he doesn't mind that he is in the sun once like this, this flower woman must be a ghost-level character in the color, looking at her appearance, she can still play with the kind of open, I'm afraid her skills, even she may not be able to play.

But if you inspect the goods, you have to let yourself solve the three emergencies in your life!

"Old woman, can you, let me go to the toilet first, I really can't hold it back, what came out just now was a fart, and what came out later, it was some kind of unknown object, you definitely don't like to encounter such a situation when you are playing."

Bai Zhiping covered his stomach and said with a pale face.

"Well, I don't mind, I just like to play some special tricks, and I'm really looking forward to your wonderful performance!"

But it was the flower woman who ripped off the disguise on her face, and then revealed a beautiful girl's face, with a girl's unique beautiful voice, and her red lips said lightly. (To be continued.) )