Chapter 89 Le Ji was sad
Half a o'clock later, Dong Yang Chengsheng said goodbye and left in a daze, and staggered to the door.
Tong Na was going to get up and send Dong Yangcheng off, and apologize by the way, but was grabbed by Wang Dazhi, and he said to Tong Na mysteriously: "Da Na, I have something good for you to see." ”
"What's that?"
Tong Na was puzzled.
Wang Dazhi took out a beautiful life card wallet from his back, he opened it with a wicked smile, and there was a pile of red Grandpa Mao inside, however, his target was obviously not these Grandpa Mao, he pinched a small bag of things from inside, and the famous "Jieshibang" three words hung on it, hehe, it was a pack of condoms.
He smirked and said, "Hey, show your passion, you have your own set." ”
Tong Na's pretty face darkened, and Dong Yangcheng's body who walked towards the door was stunned.
Wang Dazhi smiled evilly and took out a box of gadgets from the brand-name wallet, with a signature golden arrow shot out from the bottom to the top, as if implying that a man has a golden arrow from malaise to majestic again, and the word "Viagra" on it is even more thunderous, of course, if it is directly called "viagra", I am afraid that it is known throughout China.
He laughed and said funny: "Shotgun for cannon, Viagra tastes good." ”
Tong Naqiao's face darkened again, and Dong Yangcheng's body began to tremble.
Before this was over, Wang Dazhi fumbled for a note from his wallet, with a series of names and phone numbers written on it, and even a brief introduction to the characters and the process of hooking up and getting into bed.
"These names are so familiar!"
He pinched the note and stared at those very familiar names with wide eyes, what Lin Moumou, what Li Moumou, what Fan Moumou, Liu Moumou, Yang Moumou, these names really made him very familiar and familiar, as if he had seen them on TV.
And Tong Na's eyes glanced at it, and her face suddenly turned black and purple, because she found her name on the small note, although there was only a blank name and some empty introductions, and there were no other bad things, but it was enough to make her angry.
She's been prey!!
While being angry, she looked at Wang Dazhi nervously, observing Wang Dazhi's every move, and the slightest change in expression, for fear that Wang Dazhi would misunderstand her.
However, the grinning Wang Dazhi didn't take this Tong Na's name to heart at all, and he said with a funny smile: "Hey, are these three things the auspicious Three Treasures?" ”
"Give me back your wallet."
Dong Yangcheng, who originally looked loveless, suddenly came to Wang Dazhi with an arrow step, snatched his own wallet angrily, and glared at Wang Dazhi angrily.
"Dong Yangcheng, even if I look away, you are not welcome in my family, please go out immediately, from now on, we will not know anyone again."
After Tong Na saw that Wang Dazhi didn't care about this note, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time she was very disgusted with Dong Yangcheng, and looked at Dong Yangcheng like a clown coldly.
"Shameless Uncle Badass."
Xiao Na was ignorant, I don't know why Tong Na suddenly hated Dong Yangcheng so much, but she hated Dong Yangcheng in the first place, so she happily agreed.
Cortana......
Dong Yangcheng blushed and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything to justify, his face changed a few times, and finally glared at Wang Dazhi, who was overwhelmed, and turned to leave.
At this time, Wang Dazhi saw Dong Yangcheng's aggrieved face, and he simply laughed in his heart, he suddenly thought that Dong Yangcheng was so good at picking up girls, could he copy it, you must know that he has a big killer - ability copying.
It's just that this big killer weapon is light and not bloody, and after getting it for so long, the only time it succeeded was to get a thousand tricks like chicken ribs from Tong Jin's hands, but fortunately, the system compensated later, otherwise that incident would have made him cry for the rest of his life.
This time, he also threw his big killing weapon at Dong Yangcheng with luck - ability copying.
"Ding Dong, the ability replication has been successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining Dong Yangcheng's super ability-premature-impotence-impotence."
The cold prompt sound of the system with the successful replication of the ability came quickly, however, before Wang Dazhi had time to be happy, he immediately heard the words "premature ejaculation-impotence-impotence", which made his smiling face freeze all of a sudden, at that moment, he seemed to see the sky collapse, see the earth crack, and see Dongfang Undefeated calling him "sister".
"System, I curse you for having a baby without an asshole."
Wang Dazhi tried his best to recall the scenes he had seen in the Japanese capital before, but his body gradually became hot, however, there was no reaction in a key part, and his expression suddenly looked like Dong Yangcheng's appearance just now - there is no love.
"Bang~"
Dong Yangcheng hurriedly walked away The sound of slamming the door suddenly woke up Wang Dazhi, his eyes were dull, and he looked straight ahead in a daze, his expression was gray, and his body was full of despair.
"Dazhi, are you alright?"
Tong Na saw Wang Dazhi's sudden appearance, her heart tightened, and she mistakenly thought that Wang Dazhi had reacted to the fact that her name was on the note just now, and she said anxiously: "Dazhi, listen to me, I really have nothing to do with Dong Yangcheng." ”
"Needless to say."
Wang Dazhi interrupted Tong Na's explanation with a wave of his hand, and he stood up lifelessly, and walked towards the door with a dull expression.
"Great Wisdom ......"
Tong Na chased after him anxiously, Wang Dazhi turned around and said expressionlessly: "Da Na, I want to be quiet." After speaking, Tong Na, who threw down his anxious tears, took two steps forward, and suddenly turned back and explained: "By the way, Jing Jing is not a person. ”
Then, he walked away, and you ask him where he went. Where can he go? Remember the little card he sent back last time? Treatment of premature ejaculation-impotence-impotence looking for andrology, he hid a small card at the time, and now he is using it.
At home, Tong Na leaned softly against the door, looking at Wang Dazhi's departing back, she couldn't help but shed tears when she had always been strong, and Wang Dazhi's figure became more and more blurred in her beautiful eyes.
"Mom, why are you crying? Where did Uncle Dazhi go again? ”
Xiao Na opened her eyes wide and looked at Tong Na, who was crying silently, with a confused expression.
Tong Na wiped her tears and said with a forced smile: "It's nothing, the wind is strong at the door, blowing my mother's eyes, your Uncle Dazhi just went out for a walk, and he will come back in a while." ”
Cortana blinked, tilted her head and said, "But why do I suddenly feel that Uncle Dazhi won't come back?" ”
Tong Na looked at Xiao Na blankly, her expression panicked all of a sudden, Xiao Na is the owner of Wang Dazhi's magic lamp, Xiao Na's premonition is not to explain something, she was suddenly anxious, hurriedly put on her shoes, and said to Xiao Na: "Xiao Na, you are obedient at home, my mother will go to your Uncle Dazhi, and I will be back in a while." As she spoke, she hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Also, what if...... If Mom doesn't come back tonight, you call your grandpa, and your grandpa's phone number is the first one on the phone book. ”
After explaining, she waved at Cortana and hurriedly left to find Wang Dazhi.