The witch asked rhetorically, "What do you mean?" ”

"These drugs were prescribed by doctors when we used to have an abortion. You didn't even take a single pill? ”

"I don't like to take medicine."

It's no wonder that she later had inflammation, and after the abortion, she didn't take a single medicine prescribed by the doctor!

"Then I went to the hospital for the second time, what about the medicine prescribed by the doctor?"

"It's all there!" The witch said.

I said, "How can you do that?" ”

"Why can't that? Those medicines are so disgusting that I want to vomit when I smell them. ”

"No, we'll go to the hospital tomorrow for a check-up."

"Check what?"

"Your gynecological disease."

"No, I don't. The last time I went to the hospital for a check-up, it was already fine. ”

"You demon people, the cells and blood are different from our human race, right? What if a child is born in the future like Na'vi in the Avatar movie? I asked.

"Nami is so beautiful and has such a good body. I hope so! ”

"Xiao Luo, tomorrow, I will arrange for you to receive a customer, a big customer."

"What big customer?" I say.

"Government procurement! A big order. ”

I laughed and said, "Big order? That's good. ”

"I checked, and the main person in charge of procurement is a middle-aged man with a very strange temper. Honest and honest, upright. No bribery. Neither tenders are invited nor single-source procurement. Every year, he personally comes out to negotiate with a number of suppliers (no less than three), and finally determines the winning supplier. He doesn't care about the price, no matter whether the company's name is loud or not, he only looks at whether it is in line with his heart. ”

I said, "When is tomorrow?" ”

"I don't know, I left your phone number for the person in charge. Tomorrow you wait for the call. It's a big list, and it's not very promising, because every year we try our best, but it's all in vain. I went out in person last year, hehe, and I had a fight with him. I was mean-spoken, and so did that person. ”

Even a witch can't handle it, so should I give myself confidence?

I yawned and said, "Sleep, I'm sleepy." ”

"You are not allowed to turn around and sleep with your back to me! Sleep with me in your arms. ”

"My arm is numb......"

"Ma also has to sleep with me." The witch said savagely. "Also, if you have a baby in the future, you will also sleep with him!"

"You have to pay attention to your body, you look at you. Jumping up and down all day long, how does it look like a pregnant woman? ”

The witch said, "I don't look like a pregnant woman, and I don't have a big belly. You bad guy, tell me a story. Jokes. ”

I nodded: "I've been tired and tired lately, I want to tell an inspirational story, do you want to hear it?" ”

"Is it your own story? Do you want to go from me driving you to a suburban warehouse, to firing you, and then ......"

"It's my story, but the protagonist of this story is not me, it's a crab!"

The witch asked, "Crabs? ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

The witch said, "Okay, then you can say it quickly." ”

I said, "One day in the seafood section of the supermarket, a crab, regardless of the situation of being tied up, tried very hard, hard, trying to climb from a box with a price of 18.99 yuan and 500 grams to a box with a price of 29.99 yuan and 500 grams!" I stopped and stared for a long time, and I couldn't help but burst into tears...... What a touching and inspirational story. ”

……

……

I've been looking at my phone for a long time, and I'm about to get off work in the afternoon, and the person in charge of government procurement that the witch said didn't call me.

In the office, He Ke took a few boxes of business cards and said to me: "Manager Xiaoluo, the business cards are all here." ”

I said, "Put it down, what." There's still something to do, fax these texts for me. The contact details are marked in the upper right corner of each document. ”

He Ke took the text and left without expression.

This little girl is also weird today......

From the back, the xiongting butt is upturned, very punctual. After returning to Huping City, the frequency of piston movement with the witch is a bit too much, and I want to eat a little lately. It's better to eat Wang Ba tonight, I don't know if pregnant women can eat it. I was about to call the witch when someone came in first.

"Vice President Yin Ran? It's relatively rare to have a lewd surname. "Strange words.

I asked, "Where is sacred?" ”

"Who are you?"

Ah? Call me and scold me! I suppressed my anger and said, "I'm Yin Ran, who are you?" ”

"The person in charge of purchasing, your company is downstairs. The last three digits of the license plate number are 444, and it must be arrived within five minutes. He hung up.

Sure enough, the temper was strange. I hurriedly took a bunch of materials and ran down, 444, this is the car. The man rolled down the glass window and said, "Hurry up, get in the car!" ”

I got into the passenger seat.

I gave him a cigarette, and he said, "Just call me Lao Xu." According to Section 90 of the Traffic Safety Act, smoking while driving is punishable by a fine. Twenty to a hundred, and besides, it's very unsafe to smoke while driving. ”

Look, government officials are different, they talk as if they were reading official documents. I said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, then I won't smoke anymore, it will affect your driving." ”

But he took the cigarette from my hand and put it in his mouth and said, "Light it for me." ”

I quickly pulled out a lighter and lit it for him.

He added: "Anyway, there are no traffic police on duty now. Also, have you ever heard of being hit and killed if you smoke while driving? ”

I shook my head, "No." ”

"Then why did you say I wouldn't smoke and you wouldn't smoke? Why are you trying to please me? ”

My day! Sure enough, he is an old stubborn with a strange personality, and what he says is upside down.

I said, "I'm not calling it flattering, I'm honoring." ”

"You're obviously currying favor!" He was still glaring at me.

What kind of person is this!

After driving for a while, I asked, "Why did you drive the car to the outskirts of the city?" ”

He asked, "So where do you want to go?" ”

"Of course, it's to see the goods, to the warehouse, to the store, to the company, it's all done!"

"Then why should I listen to you, go to the warehouse, go to the storefront, go to the company?"

I said helplessly: "Cheng, if you want to go fishing, go to the mountain villa to play, it's up to you." But it's getting dark. ”

He said, "I want to go to Huping New Town to see your storefront, do you know why?" ”

I shook my head, "I don't know." ”

"Because I have an old friend who has a tea shop over there, I want to go to him and exploit two packets of good tea. Drop by and take a look at your storefront in Huping New Town. ”

What is the reason for this?

The store in Huping New Town is Peony and Cheng Yong, newly opened and imposing. Just go and visit.

When he arrived in Huping New Town, Lao Xu drove to his friend's shop selling tea. Lao Xu chatted with his friend for two hours, and I didn't interject a word, sullenly drinking tea on the side.

After chatting enough, Lao Xu said goodbye to his old friend. It's already dark.

After getting out of the car, Lao Xu asked me, "What's the matter, it's very unhappy?" ”

Lao Tzu is so unhappy that he wants to beat you!

"Yes."

"Hungry?" He asked.

I was displeased: "What do you say? ”

"Cheng, let's find a place, you invite me to dinner. I'm hungry too......"

It's shameless.

After a few turns, he took a fancy to a high-end restaurant: "That's it!" ”

He went in and ordered a lot of dishes. After serving the first dish, he devoured it with a bang, and within ten minutes he said, "I'm full, let's go!" ”

I said, "I haven't eaten yet!" ”

He asked, "Why haven't you eaten enough?" ”

I said, "Why should I be in a hurry to eat if the food is not ready?" ”

"Oh, that deserves it, that's none of my business. You're not leaving, are you? If you don't go, I'll go first. ”

"You man! What do you mean? Since you don't eat what you order so many dishes, what are you doing? ”

"I was hungry just now, but now I'm full. I'm sorry to break the bank. Then you can take a taxi back by yourself, or wait for the bus tomorrow, and there will be a bus back at half past six tomorrow morning. Don't worry, I'm not lying to you. I'll go first. ”

I endured my anger and went to settle the bill and went to the second seat.

Lao Xu said again: "Where are your hundreds of millions of broken stores? ”

I said angrily, "What is the broken storefront? Check it out! ”

Passing in front of hundreds of millions of stores, I pointed to the hundreds of millions of new city stores: "Look, that's, that!" ”

Old Xu looked around for half a minute: "Where, where?" Where the hell is it? Didn't you see? ”

I was furious: "It's over! Did you do it on purpose? Think I'm funny, don't you? ”

"In the past? Then go ahead. I'm sleepy, let's go back. ”

I clenched my fists, and I *** wanted to stomp him off.

After leaving the new city, he reached out. I asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Smoke."

I pulled out my cigarette case and gave him the only cigarette I had. He asked me to order it, then turned around and went back to the new city. I wondered, "What do you want to do?" Go back to see the storefront? ”

Lao Xu said: "I'm full, hold on, go and see the storefront?" Out of smoke, go buy cigarettes. How about driving back? ”

I said, "I'll do it!" Now that they are all out of the new city, they have to go back, and it will take more than half an hour to go back and forth. Are you tired? ”

"Your skill, I'm afraid you'll open a ditch. Young people, technology is not good, too frivolous and too young. He said as an old man.

The witch gave me the phone: "Where are you?" ”

I said, "New Town." The person in charge of government procurement, Lao Xu brought me here. Going around and around, I don't know when I'll be able to go back. ”

The witch asked, "How's the business going?" ”

Speaking of this, I got angry: "It's not good, I hate him to death now!" I wasted a day with him and prepared so many materials, but he dragged me into the car and walked around with him! I don't talk about procurement, I don't know what it means. I said as I glared at Lao Xu, who was laughing. Like a neuropathy.

The witch said, "It's hard for this person to communicate, so forget it if it doesn't work." Although the list was large, I had little hope. I'll wait for you to eat. ”

"Witch, you go eat first."

"No, I'm going to wait for you! Hurry up. ”

"Roger!"

I asked Lao Xu, "Did you do it on purpose?" Drive so slowly? With such a turtle speed, you can't go home until the early hours of the morning! "I'm already planning not to give him any face, the witch is right, there should be no hope for such a person. If you want me to guess,

He simply swore that he had already made a choice. Anyway, take the government's subsidies and come out to play, don't play for nothing. The government paid for the car and gas, and he sat in the office for Mao and waited for the mold. Coming out like this can entertain people, and it makes the people in the office feel that he is very busy. And I'm busy until dark before I can go home, model worker!

He said, "Why are you in such a hurry? Have a wife and so on? ”

"It's none of your business. I know you're using me for fun. You've already decided on a supplier in mind. But you don't want to huddle in the office all day long and watch yourself get moldy little by little, so you take the public car and the public gas money out and shake it, and shake it until it gets dark, giving people the illusion that Lao Xu is a model worker. Right? That's your trick, and you're throwing the dead. I said unceremoniously.

He stopped, and I angrily said, "What to do? You want to get me out of the car, right? Cheng, I'll fight back! ”

"Go down and buy cigarettes! Buy two packs of cigarettes! ”

I got out of the car angrily: "Smoke, smoke." A pack of cigarettes for an hour, smoking you to death! I reckon your lungs are at least as black as coal now. The heart is as black as coal! ”

Unmoved, he shouted at me, "I don't smoke rotten cigarettes under fifty dollars!" ”

Cheng, bought a cigarette and came back.

I got in the car and said to him, "Don't think I'm going to bribe you, there's no way I'm going to bribe you with a white-eyed wolf like you." I'll get you a pack, I'm going to take it home. ”

"A pack is not bad! This cigarette retails for 68 yuan a pack. He happily slipped it into his pocket.

I opened a pack and lit a cigarette, and he said, "Don't give it to me?" ”

I handed him a cigarette and said, "I really haven't seen anyone who picks the door and picks such a way, and even a cigarette has to exploit people." Knowing a friend like you is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. "I drove the public car, used the public oil, and came to the new city to exploit my friends with two bags of good tea. I shook my head and sighed in my heart, my skin is really thicker than the city wall, shameless to the peak, and biantai is perfect.

The car was still moving slowly at a speed of less than 30 kilometers per hour in the rightmost lane, and I couldn't help but say, "Can you drive faster?" ”

"It's dark and the road conditions are unfamiliar, how dare you drive faster?"

I looked at the street signs: "At this rate, I won't be able to go home in two hours!" ”

He reached over and I hurriedly put my whole cigarette on my right side to keep it from him. It's not that I can't afford this cigarette, it's that I think this person is too hateful.

Lao Xu had no choice but to take the pack of opened cigarettes, take out one and light it and say, "No." Then he threw the cigarette case at my feet.

I said, "No, no, I can't give you any more cigarettes." Don't you still have a bag in your pocket? ”

Lao Xu said: "Then you don't open the cigarette box?" ”

I said, "No." ”