Chapter 150: The Night Hades Kneel and Call Daddy (2)
It's not terrible to be stupid, it's terrible to be smart, an old monster who has lived for an unknown number of years, whether it's a person or a bird, it's not a small role to deal with, although Zhang Xiaoshuai is not afraid of it, but he doesn't dare to be too big, in his meaning, the best way is to cold it for two days first, at least let it recognize the current situation.
Seeing that Ye Jinghong and Zhang Xiaoshuai had already sat upright at the table, there was a smile and a smile, Jing Sai was really angry and hungry, and he held back a belly of evil fire, thinking that it was a dignified mountain lord of the Quartet Mountain, even when he was not famous, no one dared to underestimate it, especially when he killed the old mountain lord and became the mountain lord himself, which saw it was not groveling, and tried his best to meet the greetings, when did he receive such a bird gas, the more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, the more he held his breath, Jing Sai was actually a bird's eyes rolled, and he fainted directly.
Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced at it from the side, and couldn't help but be surprised, he didn't expect that this guy was not small, and he actually fainted himself, it's good to have a temper, if it is really a bad mud character without a temper, he really doesn't know how to handle it, since he is a temper, he can make good use of it.
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Jing Sai was directly choked by the water, because it was still a little unable to return to its senses for a while, it only dimly felt that it seemed to be all around it with water, cold to the bone, fluttering, and a little unable to step on the end, so it thought in a daze, isn't that the bastard boy finally realized his stupidity, and was ready to bathe Lord Ben in order to apologize? Well! Even if he still knows each other, otherwise when Lord Ben recovers his mana, he will kill his little turtle grandson in a minute.
But after a while, it began to feel that something was wrong, what was the white flower next to it? Thinking about it, it couldn't help but kick its paws, swaying left and right, and finally exposed its head to the water.
It doesn't matter if you look at this, you almost turned Jing Sai so angry on the spot. This little deflated calf really pickled him into the pickle jar, and the neatly stacked around him was not salted duck eggs! The most hateful thing is that its mouth is still sealed with tape and cannot be opened at all. Anyway, it hasn't eaten for two days and two nights, and now that it has no cultivation, it's only a little stronger than the mortal bird's body, and it's so hungry that it wants to cry if it doesn't eat for a day, okay? Your second uncle, didn't Lao Tzu just steal a few salted duck eggs from you? Are you so neat? Tainyima lacks virtue!
Jing Sai was completely depressed. Even if the catastrophe failed and was almost directly split into scum, it has never been as desperate as it is now, what does it mean to be bullied by dogs in Pingyang? What is the shrimp play in the shallows? That's what Nima said! Thinking that it was the lord of the mountain in all directions, it was actually pickled into the pickle jar by a mortal, such a shame and humiliation, it is simply a stain that can never be erased in its bird life! If this is spread out, how will he be able to mix in the spirit bird world in the future.
No way! Even if you die, you can't die in the pickle jar, is it a shame for Tinima?
Think about it. Jing Sai suddenly became angry from his heart, and his two paws kicked wildly, and he looked up and saw that it was dark outside, presumably the two bastards must have fallen asleep, and said that now is a good time for it to escape, not to run away at this time, but when!
After separating the two pointed claws, and carefully inserting them into the crack of the stacked duck egg beside him, Jing Xi secretly held his breath, and then slammed upward. Hearing only a bang, Jing Sai didn't even have time to kick his legs, and he sank directly to the bottom like a lead block, falling into the last moment of darkness. The same sentence looped in its mind:
"O Nima! Who went out of his way to cover the pickle jar! It's also a glass lid, I'm a fairy banban, I'm going to be a fairy board! ”
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On the rooftop, there is no wind and no moon, and the two figures are ghostly and ghostly, you come and go, and I have to fight in one place.
"Are you sure you won't drown it?"
Zhang Xiaoshuai is still a little worried, after all, the pickle jar is closed, and it is full of water. If you really drown that goods, won't you have to play in the future, and then you still owe a lot of money and debts! You can't die at this time.
"Don't worry! Even if you pickle it for a year and a half, it won't die. ”
Ye Jinghong said, the splitting hand is another knife, the snow blade is as thin as a piece of paper, reflecting the faint lights on the left and right, the cold and cold directly teach people to the bone, Zhang Xiaoshuai seems to be a little distracted, but the reaction is extremely fast, although he is a monk halfway, but after Ye Jinghong's hellish devil training for a while, he is also a little presentable, at least Ye Jinghong, who is a teacher, is still very fulfilling.
"Is the reaction too slow, is the psoas muscle strained?"
Some people can't boast about it, and they must be hit to death, such as Zhang Xiaoshuai, if he doesn't praise him, he is already too scared, if he praises a few more words, he has to go straight to the sky.
"Damn! Is this still slow? ————Ah————hh
Taking advantage of Zhang Xiaoshuai's gap, Ye Jinghong opened his bow left and right, and slashed head-on with three knives, forcing Zhang Xiaoshuai to retreat again and again, but the rooftop was so small, and there was no way to retreat in two steps.
Ye Jinghong faced three knives, and his waist was twisted violently, and his waist, knees and feet were three knives, in the vast night, her willow waist was slender like a bundle, but it was extremely flexible and powerful, seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai's left and right staggering, she was obviously in a hurry, she bit her silver teeth, and flew up at the moment, and kicked him out directly.
Zhang Xiaoshuai rubbed his old waist, and got up with a heck, he could feel that Ye Jinghong was getting more and more serious, it was said that he should be happy, which indirectly showed that he was getting better and better, didn't he? But this girl is a little darker! Oops hey! Master, my waist is about to break, okay? I'm still studying medicine! Don't you know that a man's waist hurts the most? What a problem is really kicking, look at how you live for the rest of your life, hum!
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Because the next day was the weekend, the two went out early, and when they were blocked on the outer ring road, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but feel complacent.
"If it weren't for my master, I would be wise and martial, and I might not be able to move my nest in a corner now!"
Ye Jinghong lowered his head and turned a page of the book, completely when he didn't exist, Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly lost his interest in bragging X, saying that finding a girlfriend with a personality of cold personality (cold personality) is also particularly bad, although she neither dies nor spills. But he also completely lost the supreme pleasure of being worshiped by his own woman as a man and then held up to the sky, hey! Sure enough, you can't have both fish and bear's paws (ah, hey!). Anyway, where did you get the fish? Besides, the bear's paw isn't yours yet, is it? Nothing! It's starting to be arrogant, won't it be too early? )!
When the two finally arrived at the agreed place, Uran was already waiting there. I haven't seen her for a few days, and Urnara seems to be a little fatter again, her cheeks are ruddy, her eyes are like water, and she has a standard beauty embryo. It is said that skinny beauties are popular now, but if they are so thin that they are almost out of shape, it is estimated that there is no beauty at all.
"Good complexion, no wonder Ding Duo is obsessed with you, such a beauty, I am reluctant to let go."
As soon as Zhang Xiaoshuai spoke, Ye Jinghong rolled his eyes, but Yinglan smiled indifferently, raised her hand and beckoned the waiter to start ordering, until the male waiter reluctantly walked away with the menu. She smiled peacefully:
"Originally, my parents were going to come over, but because I had to pack up a lot of things, I did it alone."
Ye Jinghong took a sip of lemonade and asked:
"The school has already been chosen? Is there anything you can help with? ”
"Well, it's all done."
Urnaran smiled and shook her head, her face really not showing any gloom.
Zhang Xiaoshuai could see that Urouran had indeed completely walked out of the haze brought to her by Ding Duo, this woman's vitality was so vigorous that she could be called a weed, and he had reason to believe that even if such a terrible thing happened. She is still able to live well calmly.
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said that he was invited to dinner, but in fact, he mainly thanked him in person and paid back the money by the way, and sent Cherryan away, Zhang Xiaoshuai happily pulled Ye Jinghong to watch a movie. Seeing that she was silent all the way, and seemed to be a little sullen, Zhang Xiaoshuai only thought about it for a while, and then guessed the reason.
"You don't think Ouran should ask for Ding Duo's money?"
Ye Jinghong pursed her lips, she didn't squeak, she could understand Uran Lan's distress. I just feel a little depressed, but what I'm depressed about, even she can't tell herself.
"Do you know what it's like to be poor?"
Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced at Ye Jinghong's bag hanging on his arm, and sighed in his heart, this kind of Miss Jiao who came out of the rich nest, where does she know the taste of poverty, to put it mildly, people are poor, short horses, thin horses, long hair, so poor that they can't eat, what's the use of the so-called ambition?
Seeing that Ye Jinghong didn't speak with a small face, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't ask anymore, and simply pulled her little hand and ran to the emergency channel.
"I booked my tickets online last night, and the show will start soon, we have to hurry, we won't be able to catch up any later!"
"Isn't there an elevator?"
Ye Jinghong struggled a few times, but he didn't break away in the end, Zhang Xiaoshuai tightly held the small hand with a slight callouse in his palm, and said with a smile on his face:
"The elevator is not sure when it will come down, and people won't let it in if it's late."
Can I still hold my hand when I enter the elevator? Shh Be stupid!
As soon as he heard that it was too late to let him in, Ye Jinghong was honest in an instant, Zhang Xiaoshuai secretly laughed, sure enough, he guessed that this girl had never watched a movie, she believed this kind of nonsense, it was too easy to deceive Youmuyou?
Ye Jinghong was pulled hard by Zhang Xiaoshuai all the way, and refused to let go until he entered the dark movie theater, the movie had just opened, and it was still advertising time, the two of them were seated in pairs, and they would sit down, Ye Jinghong couldn't help but ask curiously:
"What movie are we watching?"
Zhang Xiaoshuai handed the 3D glasses in his hand to Ye Jinghong and asked her to put them on again at the beginning of the movie in a while.
"Love action movie ———— Sadako, 3D version of Yo!"
3D is the meaning of three-dimensional movies, Ye Jinghong has seen the relevant introduction in the book, so I don't think it's unusual, but what are the meanings of love action movies? Before she could figure it out, she heard a crisp click, and it turned out that Zhang Xiaoshuai actually broke the handrail between the two of them, and came over with a dead face.
"Why are you leaning in?"
Ye Jinghong glared at Zhang Xiaoshuai defensively, and the latter immediately put on a righteous and awe-inspiring serious face.
"You don't know the hearts of good people, do you? There's a nail coming out of the handrail, and I'm afraid I'll scratch your hand! ”
"Where are the nails? How I didn't see it. ”
Ye Jinghong was still a little unconvinced, but Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly covered her mouth and whispered:
"Shhhh Don't make a sound, the movie begins. ”
Stretched out his hand to bring 3D glasses for Ye Jinghong, Zhang Xiaoshuai leaned on the back of the chair happily, and waited for the beauty to scream and throw herself into his broad embrace, in fact, at first he was going to see the 3D meat | puton group, but unfortunately the mainland wood has been released, and even if there is a release, he doesn't dare to invite her to watch, right? Ay! A man who falls in love with a martial arts master can't afford to hurt him! Who could be more bitter than him? There is no one left! ╮(╯▽╰)╭(To be continued.) )