Chapter Twenty-Three: Fun Stories About Horseback Riding

Carefully pedaling the old grandfather's bicycle, Yunhe began to patrol the ranch every day again, watching the cowboys along the way nod to him one by one, Yunhe suddenly had a feeling that the ancient emperor was on patrol, although this emperor was very down-grade pedaling on a broken bicycle, please ignore this detail.

Emperor Yunhe, who was inspecting the world, was smug in scanning his territory, and suddenly found that several large trucks had broken into his territory.

I didn't care about pity for my classic car, so I quickly increased the horsepower to the maximum horsepower, and rushed to the truck convoy with righteous indignation, shouting while pedaling desperately: "Stop, stop, what are you doing?" Who let you in? ”

Gradually, as he approached the convoy, Yunhe, a guy whose head was often cut off, suddenly remembered that Joseph seemed to have told him that there would be a cart to bring livestock in the morning, and this should be it! He quickly stopped, and when he looked closely, it was all a cart of grass and mud horses, hey, and a few horses!

Seeing that there were horses in the carriage, Yunhe immediately became excited, my Jesus Daddy, I can finally get out of this classic car! Speaking of this, Yunhe couldn't help but complain about Old Liman's stinginess, there were only a few horses in the huge ranch, only enough for cowboys, and he, the rancher, didn't even have his own horses until now, and this rancher was also a scorpion poop - the only one!

Commanding the cowboy to drive all the livestock out of the car, Joseph, who was finally relieved, shook his head amusefully when he saw Yunhe, who had been scratching his ears and cheeks, and told Song Chuan to take him to learn horses quickly.

However, Song Chuan didn't dare to take Yunhe, a rookie, to ride directly, an employee who would only please the boss would not work for a long time, and he couldn't patronize the boss to make him happy, so he didn't care about the boss's danger, so he led Yunhe to the stables first, and he wanted to familiarize Yunhe with the habits of the horse before going to practice.

Can't ride a horse immediately, Yunhe was a little depressed, muttering sullenly, seeing Yunhe's expression, Song Chuan smiled, "Boss, the rice has to be eaten one bite at a time, the road has to be walked step by step, you can't be anxious, only learn to communicate with these babies first, in order to control them, you want to run before you learn to walk, but if you take a big step, you will pull the egg!" ”

Yunhe rolled his eyes, "Hehe, don't you know that my eggs are hard?" ”

Song Chuan immediately pinched his orchid fingers, patted Yunhe's shoulder, and said with a wink: "Boss, I really don't know that you are hard!" That person came to your room tonight to try it! ”

Yunhe immediately felt a chill, pushed away desperately, and quickly hid to the side: "Get out of your uncle, you dead faggot!" ”

The two came to the stable, Song Chuan took out his jujube red horse, touched its neck, and said to Yunhe who was standing aside: "Boss, come and try, you have to gently stroke it first, let it feel your kindness, horses are also like people." ”

Hearing Song Chuan's words, Yun He immediately couldn't wait to come up, stretched out his hand to touch it, and was so frightened that Song Chuan hurriedly pulled him over, "Boss, you are standing in the wrong position, fortunately, the horses in our ranch are docile, if you are unlucky and meet a grumpy horse, maybe it will raise the horse's hooves to give you a kick, and it is normal to break a few ribs." ”

When Yunhe heard this, he was startled, wiped the sweat on his head, and couldn't imagine that a small position was so important! Then, Song Chuan said: "Before riding, it is best to brush the horse and stroke its neck, how to say it, this is equivalent to you and your girlfriend before you have to do a foreplay, now I will teach you how to brush the horse." As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows at Yunhe, and the face of Yunhe was full of black lines.

Song Chuan picked up the brush and demonstrated: "Boss, you have to use a stiff brush first, and when brushing, you have to brush in circles, so that you can brush off the dirt in the hair, this is not only a hard work, but also have patience, and be as gentle as you treat your girlfriend, just like me." ”

After demonstrating for a while, Song Chuan handed the brush to Yunhe, who felt the novelty, brushed it with great interest, it looked easy, but it was difficult to do, and after brushing for a while, his arm became a little sore, and with his perverted body, he was sweating a little.

Seeing Yunhe clean up the horse's body, Song Chuan took out another brush, took his place, and said, "Boss, your arm is quite powerful!" The average person will be a little unbearable for the first time brushing the horse, I can't imagine that you can insist on brushing it to the end, amazing, you are definitely a single unicorn arm for 20 years, it seems that there is exercise every day, admire and admire! As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows again, smiled obscenely, and pointed at something.

Seeing that Yunhe's face was starting to be wrong, and he could vaguely feel a cold murderous aura directed at him, Song Chuan hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Okay, let's continue to learn, after brushing the hard bristles, we have to use a soft bristle brush to brush again, remember, you must not use a hard bristle brush to brush the horse's face, you must use a soft bristle brush." ”

Seeing that Song Chuan was teaching seriously, Yun He forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and dared to say that he had been single for 20 years, and with his brother's appearance, he still couldn't find a sister paper to make an appointment or something, are you looking down on me? You can look down on me as a person, but you can't look down on me!

Although Song Chuan's mouth is a little cheap, but this technique is not said, just a few times, the jujube red horse comfortably rubbed his back from time to time, seeing that the horse likes himself so much, Song Chuan couldn't help but wave his eyes at Yunhe.

What a naked provocation! How can Yunhe's temper stand it? He immediately threw away the brush in his hand, pushed Song Chuan away, occupied his seat, gently hugged the neck of the jujube red horse, and then stroked it gently, only to touch it twice, the horse's eyes flashed with intimate colors, rubbing his arm coquettishly, and Yunhe also waved his eyes at Song Chuan proudly.

Seeing that he touched it twice, his jujube red horse rebelled and threw himself into the arms of Yunhe, Song Chuan said that his fragile little heart was a little unacceptable, he stood in place dumbfounded, and said in disbelief: "Damn, how is it possible, you just touch it twice, and it likes you?" ”

In an instant, Song Chuan felt that his cognition of the whole world had collapsed, and he had been with this horse for many years before he finally cultivated a relationship, but today the boss did it with two touches, and he suddenly felt that his life was so dark, and all these years were in vain!

Seeing Song Chuan's unbelievable expression, Yunhe felt the feeling in his heart, not to mention how cool it was, and instantly felt a full sense of accomplishment in his heart, sure enough, it was the most feeling of slapping his face! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel proud, boy, don't you know that my brother is a man who hangs up? You still dare to provoke me, I will defeat you in the proudest place today, and let you pretend to be forced! Don't you know the saying that you can't pretend to be a man, and pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning? Tsk, this feeling of crushing others while hanging is cool!

Song Chuan, who felt that his whole life was bleak, was silent, but Yunhe was still using the taunting skill on the side, and what this guy liked to do the most was to sprinkle salt on the wound, "Hey! Song Chuan, don't be discouraged, after all, my brother is not an ordinary person, I am a man who hangs up, what is the darling of God, I am! No matter how hard you work for years, you can't reach my brother's level, hahahaha~"

Seeing that villain's smiling face, Song Chuan hated it so much that his teeth itched, but he was helpless, this was his boss after all, what else could he do? I could only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, the more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, Song Chuan scolded in his heart, Song Chuan, Song Chuan, do you say you are a big fool X? It's not good who you're looking for, you have to find the boss, now it's planted, and you have to be honest if you are ridiculed!

was hit by Yunhe like this, Song Chuan stopped snorting, and taught honestly, Yunhe saw that this guy was honest, and he stopped hitting him. You can't be ruthless at one time, the fine water has to flow for a long time, otherwise this guy will hide from me when he sees me in the future, it won't be fun, and the ranch cowboy is a big celestial empire, so he can't play him badly!

After the theory class, next, Yunhe can finally get on the horse to practice, every man has a heroic dream of riding a horse and fighting a sword to go around the world since he was a child, but as he grows older, this dream is gradually placed in the corner, and now he can finally fulfill this small wish, although it is only a small part of the wish, but Yunhe still can't help but be a little excited.

Looking at these big guys in front of him with strength and elegance, the chic and flowing mane, the solid and explosive muscles, and the slender and powerful limbs, Yunhe unconsciously indulged in it.

"Hey, boss, have you picked any one?" Seeing Yunhe stunned in a daze, Song Chuan hurriedly reminded.

Hearing Song Chuan's reminder, Yunhe came to his senses, "Huh? Ah, don't worry, don't you see that I'm picking? My brother is also a person with status, as my mount, how can this be stylish, right? Otherwise, how can you be worthy of my handsomeness? So you have to pick and choose, unlike you, you don't have to, hey, what are you talking to you for? Anyway, you don't understand our handsome troubles! As he spoke, he shook his head in distress with a very helpless expression.

After hearing that Yunhe could be shameless to such a point, Song Chuan immediately felt that he was a little hot-blooded, the five Buddhas ascended to heaven, the seven orifices were bleeding, and a raging anger burned in his heart, but he had to suppress the violent impulse in his heart, who could understand his fucking aggrieved mood at the moment?

Holding his chin, Yunhe looked over one by one, and when he walked in front of a black horse, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he excitedly circled around it, staring at a pair of big eyes, and looked carefully, "That's it!" Without looking at the rest of the horses, Yunhe patted the black horse's neck with a satisfied look and said to Song Chuan categorically.

Looking at the horse selected by Yunhe, Song Chuan said with disdain: "Boss, you can't just look at the appearance when picking a horse!" Although your horse looks handsome, I have to remind you that its physical fitness is not good, its body is too slender, its limbs are too slender, it has no strength, no muscles, no explosiveness, and no endurance! Listen to the opinions of our professionals for this kind of professional thing! Let's take a look at this one, this horse is definitely the best one in it. As he spoke, he pointed to a horse next to him.

This horse can be said to be very much in line with the characteristics of a good horse, but the only sad thing is that it looks a little cold. The coat color is messy, one is green in the east and one is white in the west, and it looks like the grade has dropped a lot in an instant.

Hearing that Song Chuan actually recommended such an ugly horse to himself, Yun He didn't even think about it, and immediately shook his head and refused, "No need, I want this one." ”

Seeing Yunhe's disdainful eyes, the horse that was lying down and was also shot instantly felt that it was injured, and its heart ached, "What the hell, my hair looks like this, is it my fault?" Don't judge horses by their appearance! ”

Hearing that Yunhe still insisted on his opinion, Song Chuan could only shake his head helplessly, who made him the boss? That's how capricious!

Seeing Song Chuan's expression of contempt for himself, Yunhe chuckled, do you want me to tell you that for him, the most important thing is appearance, what physical fitness is a trivial matter, there is divine power, what explosive power is insufficient, and no endurance is a floating cloud, under the nourishment of divine power, he is a scum, and he can also cultivate it into a little monster.

Stepping on the horse pedal and quickly getting on the horse, Yunhe instantly felt that the field of vision in front of him was broadened, the physique of the Quartma was much taller than the Mongolian horse, the shoulder height was basically about one meter six, sitting on the horse's back, looking at the vast grassland in the distance, there was a feeling of dominating the world, who else should I be!

The horse below seemed to feel the excitement of Yunhe, neighed, and immediately soared, and disappeared from Song Chuan in a swoop, which scared Song Chuan to death, and ran up to catch up with him desperately, while shouting anxiously: "Boss, hold on to the reins!" Be sure to hold on to the reins, don't be nervous, take it easy, don't pedal too hard, and your body bouncing up and down with the horse's jump! ”

Yunhe seemed to hear Song Chuan shouting something behind him, so he pulled the reins of the horse and passed the instructions back to the black horse under him, the black horse immediately stopped, then turned the horse's head and jogged back, walked to Song Chuan's side and stopped, Yunhe asked him suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”

Since seeing Yunhe stop the horse easily and skillfully turn the horse's head, Song Chuan was stunned, standing there dumbfounded as if he had been struck by lightning, and it was not until Yunhe asked him that he replied reluctantly, "Ah, it's okay......"

Song Chuan suddenly felt that he had not been hit for more than a day in his life, did he make a wrong choice, he shouldn't have come to teach him to ride a horse at all, he originally wanted to teach the boss this rookie to have fun, but he was hit by it! Have pity on his fragile heart!

For Song Chuan's broken heart, Yun He, who was immersed in the novelty of horseback riding, naturally didn't know, otherwise this girl didn't know how to fight him!

Seeing this behemoth under his own command like arms and fingers, swaying freely, instantly a full of pleasure of conquest welled up in my heart, no wonder so many people are keen on horseback riding, this kind of control of the big guy stronger than themselves, will indeed bring a different experience!

When encountering novelty things, people are always a little obsessed, so Yunhe was so happy that he rode for a whole morning before he came down. This didn't feel anything on the horse, but when he got off the horse, Yunhe suddenly felt bad, and immediately felt the inner thighs of the two thighs, which was a hot pain! Especially when such a critical place is worn out, that sour!

Seeing Yunhe spread his legs widely, limping and walking towards him like a duck, baring his teeth and twisting his mouth as he walked, inhaling painfully, Song Chuan couldn't help it anymore, even if he was in awe of the boss, he couldn't suppress the movements on his mouth!

Seeing that Song Chuan not only didn't come to help him, but laughed there, and even lay on the ground with his stomach covered in frenzy and rolled with laughter, Yunhe instantly felt that he couldn't live! I can't wait to dig a pit and jump down, how will this special buddy mix in the future? It's over, poor my reputation is ruined!

Seeing that Yunhe's face was getting more and more ugly, and a cold and murderous aura enveloped his body again, Song Chuan immediately stood up, pursed his mouth, forcibly held back his laughter, and stepped forward to support Yunhe.

Feeling the twitching shoulders around him, as well as the suppressed laughter, the more Yunhe felt faceless, this is special, lose a lot of hair!

After Song Chuan sent Yunhe back to the villa, he immediately took out Yunnan spray and sprayed it, and then put a band-aid on it, but the wound was a bit big, and the sticker couldn't be attached! And it's like this, it's difficult to walk, so as a little sycophant, Song Chuan took the initiative to ask to stay and cook for him, seeing Song Chuan, who couldn't stop this enthusiasm, Yunhe really had the heart to cry.

Uncle, please, hurry up, okay?! If you're gone, I'll be able to heal myself with divine power! Do you know what it's like to have a broken crotch?! I feel that all chairs should be made in the shape of a toilet!! Hollowed out! Hollow!

This lunch Yunhe ate on his knees with tears in his eyes! It's not that he has any gratitude, it's that he can't sit down because of the pain!

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