Although Xia Xing's words are very heart-wrenching, they are very realistic.

The girl on the other end of the phone took a deep breath: "Thank you, host, I understand." ”

Xia Xing nodded: "Well, there is no grass at the end of the world, and I am afraid of ignorance if I am affectionate!"

"Damn, good poetry, Xia Shen's production must be a high-quality product. ”

"Yes, this poem is so appropriate. ”

"In worship, this is definitely a divine sentence. ”

Xia Xing secretly laughed: "Of course, the sentences that my brother said are all famous sentences from his previous life, but it is strange that they are not classics that have been tested by the people." ”

"Host, you are so talented, by the way, I am beautiful and generous, and I know how to hurt people, beautiful and sincere, I don't care, can I be your girlfriend?"

Xia Xing listened to the girl's confession and suddenly felt a pain in his head.

"Damn, here it is again, terrible reincarnation. ”

"This girl, brother has actually seen through the red dust, so please don't seduce me in future shows, I am destined to be a man you can't get. Xia Xing decided that he must seal this opening.

Otherwise, what if one day there is a girl who courtships again, and she refuses to jump off the building again?

"Host, no, just now you said that you went to the TV station because there are many beautiful women. The girl retorted.

"Listener friend, our end time is almost approaching, I wish you happiness to find the one you love and the one who loves you. Xia Xing hung up the phone directly.

Special meow, almost debunked.

Seeing that Xia Xing forcibly hung up the girl's phone, the message area exploded.

"Host, your nonsense is too unskilled?"

"If you see through the red dust, there will be no monks in this world. ”

"I feel sorry for the girl, host, your way of refusing is too unlevel. ”

......

Looking at the audience's verbal criticism, Xia Xing stabilized his mind and said: "Actually, I want to tell you one thing, sometimes you have to be low-key, so that the show will end in a few minutes, I will tell you a story about Wang Ji." ”

In the past, I had a colleague named Wang Ji, he had a girlfriend, the first time I went to my girlfriend's house, many relatives and friends were there, I wanted to see Wang Ji, the girl's father was very enthusiastic and smiled and said, "You are Xiao Wang!"

Wang Ji was very depressed and was about to speak, when Wang Ji's mother came over.

"Lao Wang, why can't you speak so much, how can you say that. ”

Then the girl's mother smiled and said, "You are Xiaoji!"

......

"Hahaha, this Wang Ji is too depressed, little Wang Ba, Xiao Ji Ba, beg the dark side of the psychology of this big brother at that time. ”

"This pair of father-in-law and mother-in-law are so talented, haha!"

"Hatred from Wang Ji +999!"

it!

It turned out that this Wang Ji was really listening to his show.

But this story is not over, Xia Xing secretly sympathizes with Wang Ji in his heart, brother, you must hold on.

Xia Xing continued to tell the story.

Because of this incident, Wang Ji and his girlfriend had a very unpleasant quarrel, and it didn't take long for them to break up. ”

It didn't take long for Wang Ji to meet a girl again.

The girl invited Wang Ji to her house, and heard that there were also many relatives and wanted to see him.

Hearing that he was going to see his parents again, Wang Ji was a little nervous, after all, he had the experience of the last time.

The two of them bought a lot of delicious food, and then came to the girl's house.

On the way, the girl told Wang Ji.

"My parents like low-key boys, and you have to be low-key when you talk at that time. ”

Wang Ji took the girl's words to heart.

Entering the door of the girl's house, the girl's father came over with a smile.

"Haha, you're Xiao Wang. The girl's father said with a smile.

Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward.

Wang Ji was also very depressed in his heart, why did he like to use this sentence as an opening remark.

At this time, the girl's mother came over and said, "Lao Zhang, why do you talk like this, in fact, ......"

As soon as the girl's mother was about to speak, Wang Ji remembered the story from last time, and even remembered that his girlfriend kept a low profile.

So Wang Ji hurriedly said humbly: "Uncle, aunt, you can call me a turtle in the future." ”

"Haha, Xiao Wang Ba is a low-key turtle called a turtle, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"Haha, the turtle is really low-key!"

"Laughing to death, little turtle ......"

"But the little turtle is better than the little base, this brother is very witty. ”

In front of the radio, everyone burst into laughter.

Xia Xing continued: "Actually, sometimes you have to be low-key, even if it is a white lie, you can avoid greater embarrassment. ”

After listening to Xia Xing's words, the audience tasted the taste, and there was indeed nothing wrong with it.

Xia Xing smiled: "Actually, we will encounter a lot of embarrassing things in our lives, such as not being able to find a girlfriend, but you must not be in a hurry, remember what I said." ”

"Is there no grass at the end of the world, are you still afraid of ignorance?" asked a listener.

"Of course not, in fact, the sentence just now is a lie, what I want to tell you is that although you can't find a girlfriend now, but don't worry, maybe you won't be able to find a girlfriend in the future, so you have to learn to adapt to the life of a single dog. ”

"Poof......" The audience squirted en masse again.

This is too damn funny.

Don't worry if you don't have a girlfriend now, you may not be able to find a girlfriend in the future, and you have to adapt to the life of a single dog, which is too special and heart-wrenching.

Without waiting for the audience to react, Xia Xing's spiritual perception continued.

"Damn, the host is getting more and more heartbroken. ”

Xia Xing said: "There are many embarrassing things around us, such as the frequent moonlight clan, the money is not enough to spend every month, we can't afford to buy a car, we can't afford to buy a house, right?"

"yes, I don't feel like my salary is enough. ”

"It's just, it's the most depressing thing about me. ”

"Host, you said to our hearts, life is too difficult now. ”

Xia Xing smiled: "Actually, what I want to tell you is that friends have no money now, and there will be more days when they don't have money in the future, so you have to adapt." ”

"Damn, you have to get used to it. ”

"Host, aren't you really afraid that we will take the bricks to the radio station and build a building?"

"Damn, Xia Shen's poisonous soup is getting more and more poisonous!"

Xia Xing looked at the messages that kept popping up on the message board and smiled: "Okay, the time to get together is always short, I look forward to seeing you next week, everyone must remember Mr. Xia's chicken soup for the soul!"

"Remember you big-headed ghost. ”

"Anchor, the blade has been sent, please check. ”

"The bricks are ready, there is no ...... to form a group"

Xia Xing took off his headphones and walked out of the live broadcast room, and the two directors looked at him with adoration on their faces.

"Xia Shen, you are too awesome, when Gao Yong was here in this show, there were almost no messages on the message board, and you already had more than 400,000 messages, and you want to break the record. ”

Xia Xing smiled faintly: "It's nothing, this is the difference between a genius and a fool." ”

Two Directors: "......"

Xia Xing came to the office and saw Mu Ke listening to his radio, and said with a smile: "Director Mu, are I satisfied with my performance?"