Chapter 263: Simulated Pregnancy
"It's not...... Shouldn't I have screamed at such a big thing? "It's strange, isn't it so exciting to get her pregnant?
I sometimes think about this in my dreams, and in my dreams I catch her badly doing whatever she wants, in my dreams she is really considerate, let me do it, and will try her best to cooperate, completely a superb vixen who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen.
Of course, when I woke up the next day, I had to wash my underwear myself.
"It's not a big deal, look at you." Qian Annie gave me a blank look, as if she was blaming me for being rare and strange.
"Wouldn't it? Isn't that a big deal? So what's the big deal? "The bomb that Qian Annie dropped on me today is simply too weighty, if even such a thing as pregnancy is not a big deal, then I don't understand, what is a big deal?
I'm really curious to ask, what kind of things are big things in her heart? But don't tell me nonsense like saving the planet, I'm going to be mad.
"I just want to experience it, not to get pregnant." Qian Annie easily stated her intentions, and she really didn't care about my feelings.
"What?" Does she want to experience it? Wouldn't I be happy in vain? Really, you still say I'm screaming? Wasn't she all the way I did this?
"What are you doing? Shocked, want to scare people to death? She gave me a blank look and was about to turn on my computer.
It's online so late, I'm really convinced of her, I don't know what she's going to do?
"Uh...... You mean what you just said doesn't count, it's just a joke? "I'm so confused by what she said, I don't know what she wants?
"No, experience, I just want to experience it. Didn't say she really wanted to get pregnant. Experience you understand? It's a simulated scene. "She came up with a new term that I didn't know anything about.
"Simulated scene?" This is not a game, nor a war, nor a commercial sand table exercise, what kind of simulation scene do you have to fight?
I really wonder what's wrong with her today? Can pregnancy also be simulated? I've never heard of anything so strange.
"Right? For example, if I'm not pregnant, and then we pretend I'm pregnant, this will help you practice how to take care of a pregnant person in advance. ”
Qian Annie said that she didn't mind. She probably thought of something that would happen, and her face turned a little red.
But such a strange idea, only her brain can come up with it, and I will never think of it.
"This also needs to be practiced in advance?" Alas, it's unladylike to meet someone, meet such a quirky girlfriend, come up with such a creative thing, I really have no way at all, I can only symbolically struggle.
"Of course. Do you think you now have the ability to take good care of a pregnant person? Qian Annie looked at me with a look of suspicion.
"Uh...... "To be honest, I haven't really thought about it. But I have this self-confidence, even if I don't practice, as long as Qian Annie is really pregnant, I can take good care of her.
Just because she is my favorite, and my heart is with her, my spirit will be uplifted by her. And busy.
"Don't be stunned, just happily decided. Starting tomorrow. It's up to me to help you practice this scene, and you don't have to thank you, we don't have to be so cheesy between us. ”
She was like an empress who had given a holy decree, and she didn't ask me if I agreed.
No, I already have dozens of military regulations in my body. If I still add this live simulation exercise, then do I still want to live?
"Uh...... No, how can you decide such a big matter without consulting me? ”
If you want to fight back and fight for it, you must not give up such a big right in a vague way.
She'd really think about it. So why doesn't she want to make every day of her life a Father's Day?
"Am I not talking to you?" Seeing that I reacted a lot, Qian Annie's tone softened.
"You made the decision directly, is this also a discussion with me?" Now that her tone has softened, I have to be stronger, or I won't have a chance to turn over.
"Of course, if I hadn't consulted you, I wouldn't have said so much." Qian Annie is really good, what she said before was clearly to set me up, but now she says that it is a discussion, which is too powerful.
"You...... I'm a poor wolf, I shouldn't have listened to you, a lying human mother. "Yes, I can't get entangled with her, I have to change the subject and take a detour.
"What do you mean? What nonsense are you talking about again? "Fortunately, as soon as I transferred this time, she followed, otherwise I really didn't know how to deal with it.
"I'm not talking nonsense, am I? Your experience has made me happy. "I deliberately pretended to be very aggrieved and frustrated.
Truth be told, that's exactly what happened. I thought she was going to be with me tonight when she said that, but I didn't think she would come up with such a chore.
"I'm not talking about this, what did you just mean by talking about wolves, what human mothers?" Haha, that's good, she's all confused by me, that's easy, I've got to do it well.
"Haven't you heard this story?"
"Which story?"
"It's the story of a wolf who heard that his mother was going to throw the child out of the window, but waited outside the window all night but did not wait for the child, and then left with regret when he was half hungry for breakfast."
"Do you think I'm lying to you?" Qian Annie was stunned for a moment, and then asked very calmly.
"That's for sure, my pure and kind heart was almost broken by you." I made a gesture of covering my heart.
If there was a mirror at this time, I would probably laugh out loud with my own expression, because when I did this action, I actually thought of the sad sister Lin.
"Really? Then I'll have to look for it. Just when I thought that the bitter expression I had pretended to have an effect, Qian Annie suddenly said that she was looking for something, which caused me to be confused.
"Looking? What are you looking for? My heart is in my belly, where can you find it on that table? You really want me to die laughing, don't you? ”
I forgot that she was also a way to shift the subject. Alas, I hunt geese all day long, but today I accidentally let the geese peck my eyes.
"Isn't it funny?" Anne looked for it alone, but she still looked at me meaningfully and asked me very calmly. (To be continued.) )