Chapter 253 of the main text volume is finally liberated

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Tang Dou's disappearance made Jinling City full of storms, but at this moment, Tang Dou's children's shoes were still tied to the cross by Wu Zetian, ignorant of what happened in Jinling City.

Wu Zetian's founding ceremony was grand and grand, and the scene was magnificent. After the ceremony of sacrificing to the sky, hundreds of officials worshipped in different clothes, Wu Zetian personally read the edict of enthronement, posthumously crowned King Ji Chang of Zhou Wen as Emperor Wen of Zhou, changed the name of the country to Zhou, set the capital of Shendu, changed the Yuan Tianzhi, promulgated a new law, and granted amnesty to the world.

I heard that Wu Zetian claimed to be a descendant of King Jichang of Zhou Wen, and Li Tang and those princes and nobles had a lot of sneers, but under this grand ceremony, no one dared to be the first bird to jump out and speak, and there was no way to know what idea he had in his heart.

After the ceremony of sacrificing to the sky, Wu Zetian accepted the worship of all the people, and the 60,000 subjects shouted long live, and his deafening worship sound was clearly audible even Tang Dou who was tied to the side hall of the Zichen Palace, but unfortunately, he was not interested in witnessing such a grand occasion with his own eyes, and he had no intention of paying attention to these.

After Wu Zetian accepted the congratulations of the people, a grand military parade ceremony was held, and 20,000 soldiers were reviewed, including the chariot phalanx, the cavalry phalanx, the spear phalanx, the sword and soldier phalanx, the shield phalanx, the bow and crossbow phalanx, and the siege phalanx...... The military posture was mighty, the murderous spirit was monstrous, and the voice of the mountain shouted long live to the sky, and some officials and people who were already a little wavering in their minds trembled and hurriedly extinguished the thoughts in their hearts.

It was noisy for a whole day, Wu Zetian feasted the ministers, and all the people in Luoyang, the capital of God, were rewarded, and until midnight, the noise could be faintly heard in the city.

Wu Zetian, who was slightly drunk, did not forget Tang Dou, she was half lying on the dragon couch, giggling and ordering the attendant to pass Tang Dou into the dormitory.

Tang Dou has not eaten a grain of rice for a day, and he has not been touched with a drop of water, coupled with his impatience, he already looks very haggard.

It's not that no one provides Tang Dou with food, the wine and meat in front of him in the side hall have been changed several times, and the two eunuchs Fengyue and Xinyu tried their best to persuade Tang Dou to eat some, but Tang Dou was full of concerns, where was he willing to bow down, let alone let the two eunuchs serve him to eat and drink. Not only that, but even the gushing urine was forced back.

Mother, Lao Tzu would rather pull it inside his pants than let you two dead eunuchs reach out and touch Lao Tzu's place.

Tang Dou was carried into Wu Zetian's palace by several chamberlains. Seeing Tang Dou's haggard appearance, Wu Zetian hurriedly got up from the couch, walked up to Tang Dou, looked at Tang Dou with an angry face and asked, "Mr. Wu, who tortured you like this." If I say it, I won't spare him. ”

The two eunuchs, Fengyue and Xinyu, were so frightened when they heard this that they knelt on the ground, kowtowed like garlic and cried at Wu Zetian: "Your Majesty spares your life, the slave serves Master Wu wholeheartedly, but Lord Wu does not eat and drink, and even Xingqing does not allow the slave to do it......"

Tang Dou stared at Wu Zetian and sighed: "Why should you blame others, the matter has come to this point, can't your majesty let people go?" ”

Wu Zetian shouted angrily at Fengyue and Xinyu: "Useless minions, don't let me go down yet." ”

Seeing that Wu Zetian did not lower the punishment, the two eunuchs hurriedly retreated. In my heart, I was also grateful to Tang Dou for saying good things for them just now, the two of them had followed Wu Zetian for many years, but they knew Wu Zetian's methods, if Tang Dou's mouth was crooked just now, it was estimated that the two of them would not even be able to be eunuchs in the future.

Wu Zetian charmingly reached out and stroked the rope on Tang Dou's chest, tilted his head to look at Tang Dou and asked, "Mr. Wu, if I let you go, will you be unfavorable to me?" ”

Your sister's surname is Wu ......

Well, isn't Wu Zetian's sister surnamed Wu Dadi......

Tang Dou said speechlessly: "You can swear to the Buddha in the next, and if your majesty is let go, you can let go in the future." In the next will never have any disadvantage to His Majesty, otherwise in the next will be hit by the sky and thunder will not be able to die. ”

The ancients believed in oaths very much, and they believed that there were gods three feet above their heads, especially in Luoyang, the prosperous Tang Dynasty, where Buddhism was at its peak. No one dared to swear an oath in the name of the Buddha.

Wu Zetian stared at Tang Dou's eyes for a moment, then suddenly smiled, reached out and stroked Tang Dou's chest, twisted it slightly, and said softly: "I believe in you, and I will loosen the shackles for Mr. with my own hands." ”

Your sister. This old guy doesn't want to take her brother as her face, right?

Tang Dou fell goosebumps all over the ground, but he didn't dare to express any disagreement at this moment, lest this old man change his mind again.

Wu Zetian said that he was untying Tang Dou with his own hands, but in fact, it was just a show, where would those inner servants let Wu Zetian do it himself, as soon as Wu Zetian stretched out his hand to pull the rope, the inner servants had already untied the rope on Tang Dou's body.

Regaining his freedom, the first thing Tang Dou thought of was not to immediately activate the teleportation ring and fly back.

Tang Dou jumped up, stretched out his hand to cover his crotch, tried to control his bladder that was about to explode, and shouted at Wu Zetian's bloodshot eyes: "Where is the toilet?" ”

Tang Dou's violent movements startled everyone in the palace, and several chamberlains had already rushed to Wu Zetian, and they were about to shout to protect the emperor, including Wu Zetian, who was also shocked and took a step back and stared at Tang Dou tightly.

Tang Dou hunched his waist and covered his hips and shouted again: "Toilet, hurry up, where is the toilet." ”

"Toilets?" Wu Zetian raised his eyebrows, not knowing why.

Tang Dou couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted out all the ancient nouns he knew about toilets: "Thatched house, clean house, 溷, 圊, toilet, Mao Si, gray circle, Wotou, Xijian, Xige, Shehou, Jingping...... In short, it is the place to solve the three urgents, hurry up, hurry up. ”

Looking at Tang Dou who was bumping around, Wu Zetian snorted and laughed, and she stretched out her finger to the screen in the corner of the dormitory: "There, you two serve Mr. Wu......"

'Whoosh', Tang Dou had already rushed behind the screen, and the speed was jaw-dropping.

In an instant, there was a sparse crackling sound behind the screen, and the sound was so loud that it could be heard clearly in the entire dormitory.

Wu Zetian couldn't help but cover his mouth and snickered, what kind of person does this person have to hold back to make such a big move?

The two eunuchs who were sent to serve Tang Dou to the toilet were unceremoniously blasted back by Tang Dou before they turned the screen: "You two are not allowed to come in, and you can't look at it." ”

The two eunuchs looked at each other and turned their heads to look at Wu Zetian.

Wu Zetian smiled slightly, if this strange martial artist needs your service, how can he hold back like this?

Wu Zetian waved at several eunuchs and said, "Go down and prepare a table of wine and banquet." ”

Several eunuchs were ordered to retreat in a hurry, and in the blink of an eye, only Wu Zetian and Tang Dou, who were still hiding behind the screen, were left in the dormitory. (To be continued.) )

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