When the old man led a group of men and women, young and old, in, Ling Yun had almost finished listening to their quarrel in the room.

Feelings happened to meet the old man's wife when Yun Muling and Wang Zhengzhong came in, and the old woman was anxious when she saw Yun Muling's appearance, and thought it was her wife's lover, so she selectively ignored Wang Zhengzhong's second child and scolded Yun Muling.

Who is Yun Muling? That's the arrogant daughter, except for being more restrained in front of Ling Yun and his friends, usually it is the king of heaven who doesn't bring a face, let alone such a bloated old woman? So the rampage mode was turned on, and the sharpest words and phrases were used to fight back, and the two were on par for a while, and the scolding was inseparable, until the old man rushed over and explained vigorously.

"Finished?" Ling Yun looked at the group of people coldly.

"Hmm......" Yun Muling was a little embarrassed, and he didn't speak anymore after answering softly, but a group of people led by the old woman looked at Ling Yun with unkind faces, as if they wanted to devour him alive.

"Who are you?"

The old woman had just finished fighting, and the fire had not been extinguished, when she saw Ling Yun's egg-like appearance, she directly ignited again, pointed at his nose and scolded: "How old are you?" My mother has lived for more than 50 years, and I have never seen such an awesome young man as you! ”

"I'm a Taoist priest." Ling Yun chuckled, his tone filled with disdain, "What do you want?" ”

"Hey, hey! Taoist? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, and I'm a Taoist priest?! The old lady has seen more liars, and this is the first time I've seen you at this level! The old woman pinched her waist, relying on her high status in the family, and scolded Yun Muling again: "You little is with him, right?" Look at your eyes, they all say that dogs look down on people, and you ......"

"Smack!"

Before she finished speaking, the woman was slapped directly in the face, which was hit by the old man.

"You get out." The old man's face was gloomy, and he trembled with anger, he was really disgusted with this woman, if she hadn't thought of her kindness to him, he would have taken her to feed the dogs.

"You, you hit me?!" The old woman covered her face, her eyes red, "You smashed me for your?!" ”

"I'll you Xipi, Lao Tzu can still beat you with his feet!" The old man and his feet were horizontal, and one of them stumbled on the woman's lower abdomen, and he fell to the ground because he couldn't stabilize his center of gravity, so he pulled the woman's clothes before he fell, and took her to the ground together.

"Hey, brother-in-law, you're not right, my sister is for your good, look at the appearance of this Taoist priest, just a old man came out to mix, really be a Taoist in this line of learning?" The man next to him couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed his sister and helped the old man by the way, "Hey, brother-in-law, I didn't say it, my nephew is like that, it's useless for you to find more people, hurry up and think about how to take care of the aftermath!" ”

"Ahh You old horseman, a dog with no conscience, I'll be with you for a few years, and you shouldn't have to work hard if you don't have any credit, right? You're doing this to me? I'll kill you white-eyed wolf!! ”

Who knew that the old woman suddenly went crazy, waving her claws and beckoning to the old man's face, if it weren't for Ling Yun's fast hands, the old man's eyes would probably be blinded.

"Yo, you're still his wife? I don't see it. Ling Yun whistled and said with a smile: "Follow such a rich man and go out to find a lover, hey, it's really a human thing!" ”

"Huh?!" Except for the part of the people brought by Ling Yun and the woman, the rest of the people all turned their curious eyes on her, and they didn't know whether they were lying on the bed or alive...... Oh, and the one who is still alive also opens his eyes.

The woman's face changed and changed, and she was shocked in her heart, could it be that this was a private detective invited by the old man? Well, quite possibly.

"Why don't you speak? Hey, hey, old man, let me tell you how you two met, and you can hear it. Ling Yun coughed and was about to speak, when someone suddenly interjected:

"Who are you? This is my aunt's house, you are trespassing on a private house! ”

"Trespassing?" Ling Yun didn't speak, but the old man's voice raised by eight points, "What do you think of me?" ”

"Ahem, what, I ......"

"Get out, get out, this is my house, I have the right to get rid of you!" The woman who was captured by Ling Yun seemed to have found hope and upgraded directly from a shrew to a monkey.

That's right, it's a monkey, this woman actually sat on the ground and rolled around, and the fat fat was twisted into large pieces of meat, which made people sick to their stomachs.

"I'll go, old man, why do you live with her?" Ling Yun couldn't stop retching, and gossiped by the way.

"She used to have a good temper, but then something happened." The old man explained, and there was a hint of excitement in his voice, "Dao Chief, what were you going to say just now?" Can you go on? ”

"Don't worry, vomit—"

Finally spitting the food scraps on the floor, Ling Yun smiled and watched the woman roll on the ground, while telling the story he had to tell before-

"One day, the old man's ex-wife died, grief and indignation, was about to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river, and suddenly saw a woman save himself...... The old man himself is a rich man, isn't it easy and enjoyable to be a girl? But the more I have contact with a woman, the more I feel that there is something strange about her, such as she seems to have become ugly and her body seems to be fat...... Wait a minute.

Originally, the old man didn't care about anything, after all, this woman is a foodie, and it is a normal reaction to be fat, as for the appearance, being fat can definitely affect the face. The two got married and spent several honeymoons, but one day after that, the old man suddenly fell into a coma, and when he woke up, he found a woman crying in front of his eyes, and when he asked her who she was, she replied:

Your wife.

The old man was surprised, his wife is a fairy, where did you come out of this toad? But listened to the toad...... Oh no, it was his wife's explanation that the old man suddenly realized, and at the same time he was a little moved: it turned out that there was a problem with his own blood and bone marrow, and it was his wife who donated bone marrow for herself, and she ate and drank a lot in order to replenish her body's nutrition, which caused her to look ...... now"

Looking at the shocked eyes of the old man and the woman, Ling Yun smiled and said, "Right? ”

"Yes, that's right! The Taoist is indeed a man of God! The old man stretched out his thumb, his expression was respectful and puzzled, "I don't know what the long man said about this...... Stealing people has to be in contact with? ”

Now, the old man has no face, and asked explicitly, but the woman was in a hurry, sat on the ground and scolded the old man for being ungrateful, saying that he was ugly and the old man had an outside heart, but he didn't know that the reaction of the dog jumping over the wall in a hurry made the old man catch chickens and be self-defeating.

"Of course there is a connection, old man, you have invited so many Taoist priests, I don't know if you have seen witchcraft? It's that voodoo doll. Ling Yun smiled, "That thing is very magical, revenge can be used, tricks can also be used, and most importantly, it can be used to deceive feelings, you were cursed when you first met this woman." ”

"You talk nonsense!" The woman jumped up, stomped her feet and scolded, crying, "My mother has done so many things for this white-eyed wolf, how can she harm him?!" ”

"Yo, aren't you going to roll?" Ling Yun looked at the stains on the floor and almost laughed, this has to be rolled up, the effect is absolutely great.