Chapter 109: Smash Bros
Chapter 109 of the text volume
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Wang Xiaojun vomited for a long time, and Chen Mimi really waited for him on the side for a long time, it seemed that she had to beat Wang Xiaojun to dissipate her anger.
Wang Xiaojun didn't actually spit out anything, he gradually straightened up and said, "Miss Chen, calm down, that DV is empty, I didn't shoot anything." Wang Xiaojun is also a person who has watched idol dramas, and knows that at this time, he must explain things clearly in one sentence to have the possibility of resolving misunderstandings, so this sentence is full of dry goods, and words like "You listen to me explain, you listen to me" and the like are not used as materials, which can be described as well-intentioned.
Chen Mimi's brows furrowed: "You said this because you were afraid of being beaten, right?" Wang Xiaojun, I didn't expect you to be such a person! Speaking of which, the little saintess was disappointed and heartbroken, and I don't know where she came from such a painful realization.
Wang Xiaojun was also unhappy, and said in his heart that I, a big man, would cheat on you for fear of being beaten up as a little girl? As if I'm really afraid of you. He wanted to say something more, but Chen Mimi had already walked around the car and came to him and said, "Come on, I'll let you strike first." ”
Wang Xiaojun said helplessly: "If you want to fight, I will accompany you, but you have to make it clear, I didn't do anything wrong." ”
"Long-winded!"
"You're welcome, then." Wang Xiaojun was angry in his heart, and slapped Chen Mimi's shoulder with his palm, but naturally he was still measured, this palm mainly attracted Chen Mimi's attention, and it only used one or two percent of his strength.
Chen Mimi's face was calm, one hand dialed the palm, and the other hand directly grabbed Wang Xiaojun's chest, it turned out to be to attack Wang Xiaojun, Wang Xiaojun smiled secretly, and said in his heart that your Taijiquan defense is just that, wouldn't it be hard to fight with the iron palm, it seems that the other party is still too young. He let Chen Mimi's palm be close, and his left palm reached out to counter her wrist, and when the two sides collided, Wang Xiaojun only felt that his left palm seemed to be slapped on an air bag made of thick cowhide. was instantly flicked back a step, not to mention, his right palm was flicked by Chen Mimi. Half of his body tilted as if out of control, and he made a move. Wang Xiaojun jumped and retreated, and Chen Mimi continued to make progress with him.
Wang Xiaojun was surprised, but quickly corrected his mentality, the other party was the famous Wudang little saintess, he didn't do his best just now because he was afraid that she would have a good reputation, since the two sides were evenly matched, then there was no need to hide it, he opened his palms and bombarded wildly. Chen Mimi faced this wave of storms without the slightest intention of retreating, her steps were short and brisk, swaying left and right in front of Wang Xiaojun, drawing a circle with her left hand to twist Wang Xiaojun's palms to the side, and finding a gap with her right hand to "snap" on his shoulder, which is the world-famous Taijiquan!
Wang Xiaojun was not calm this time, he saw that the other party was younger than him and was a girl, what he was most afraid of was that Chen Mimi and him would spend time playing Tai Chi, but he didn't expect people to attack. Wang is not smaller than him at all, after all, Taijiquan is not Taiji Shield. Since there is a fist word, it is to beat people! Wang Xiaojun thought that he did not underestimate the enemy, but in fact, he made the biggest mistake, that is, self-righteousness. He's the one who is "too young". The punch in his shoulder was still fine, and he struck it again with his palms in high spirits.
Once these two people face each other, one is a big move to sink and the other is to use strength to fight with strength, one is a trick and a strange move, and the other is no trace to follow, and at the same time, after exerting all his strength, there will be no one-sided situation just now, Wang Xiaojun has learned a lot, but it can not be said that he is not fine, iron palm, silk hand, Yu Bachuan's strange palm. Even Hu Tailai's Black Tiger Fist was all integrated in his mind at this time, and there was no boundary between taking and using. But even so, he still didn't even have the upper hand, and Chen Mimi's hands flickered with fists. There is no shackles, often Wang Xiaojun has dozens of palms to just change a little initiative, and a small circle on her hand is instantly reversed, compared with Wang Xiaojun's long talk, Chen Mimi can put the finishing touch in a word, Wang Xiaojun has not understood the mystery of Tai Chi until today, and he can also feel that half of the force exerted by the other party on his body is his own contribution, but it can't be done, Wang Xiaojun is more and more frightened, and the more he fights, the more frustrated he becomes, since he went to Wudang Mountain, Any crazy old man and a little girl made him helpless, so the Wudang faction in his eyes was infinitely mysterious and tall, and he felt that it was a fluke that the Iron Palm Gang could rank before Wudang.
In fact, Wang Xiaojun is thinking too much, Chen Mimi will not be easy, this girl is a unique talent in terms of qualifications and congenital conditions, and the master is a top figure in the rivers and lakes, the reason why she can still restrain Wang Xiaojun is because Wang Xiaojun's foundation is too poor, and Wang Xiaojun himself never thought that he had only started practicing more than a month ago. Chen Mimi only felt that the opponent was very strong, as long as there was a slight negligence, it would inevitably be difficult to get back, but the higher Wang Xiaojun's martial arts skills, the more angry she became, at this time, there was frost on her face, and she used the Tai Chi exercises to the peak, Wang Xiaojun said speechlessly: "If we don't stop first, you have to give me a chance to prove yourself, right?" Chen Mimi didn't speak, Wang Xiaojun's heart to strike suddenly fell down, he was originally not as good as Chen Mimi, at this time he was at the mercy of Tai Chi Jin, Wang Xiaojun leaned back, his palms rushed forward, Chen Mimi saw that this move was too strong and did not dare to force it to resolve, so he had to float and retreat, Wang Xiaojun said angrily: "I'm really welcome if you pester me again!" ”
"Come on!" Chen Mimi said succinctly.
Wang Xiaojun complained bitterly in his heart, the day before yesterday he met an old madman, and today he met a crazy girl, the ancestor of the Wudang Kai faction is called Zhang Sanfeng, it seems that they are all masters who are not crazy and do not survive, and they have become the public enemy of Quan Wudang without recruiting anyone and not provoking anyone, and they don't know who to reason with. His ups and downs are not as vigorous as Chen Mimi's, and he was hit by a punch and a slap on his body.
At this moment, someone suddenly appeared in the bushes on the side of the mountain and complained: "Why don't you call me when you fight?" ”
"Old madman!"
"Bitter child?"
Wang Xiaojun saw hope, and Chen Mimi was startled by the new image of the bitter child, the old man's hair and beard had been repaired, and he wore a new half-sleeve, and underneath it was cropped pants, which looked like he had been beaten by the young man. The two naturally stopped, but the bitter boy flew out and said, "You two have played enough, I haven't played yet!" He leaned over and slapped a palm at Wang Xiaojun, and then went around in a circle and punched Chen Mimi, Wang Chen and Chen resisted his attack from both sides, the bitter boy felt that it was not enjoyable, and drove Wang Xiaojun to Chen Mimi's side, Chen Mimi saw Wang Xiaojun was still angry, and the two passed a few moves in an instant, the bitter boy was not willing to be lonely, one in one hand, attacked the two, and the three of them suddenly came to a big chaotic battle.
In terms of combat power, the bitter boy is much higher than the other two, originally he and these two young people are friends, but as soon as he gets started, he is not light or heavy, the bitter boy slapped Chen Mimi with a palm, Wang Xiaojun was afraid that Chen Mimi would have a hard time and was anxious to find the old madman to confess, so he leaned over to meet the bitter child, and slammed out a palm to force him back, the bitter boy saw Wang Xiaojun's palm, and happily waited to use the dragon strength to bounce back the opponent's strength, Chen Mimi frowned, she is the kind of girl with clear priorities, Seeing that Wang Xiaojun's palm was solid, the rebound must not be light, and maybe he would be seriously injured, so he stretched out his hand and pulled him back at the last moment, and held the arm of the bitter boy with Tai Chi strength, as soon as this move passed, Chen Mimi and Wang Xiaojun found that the two of them were just right to match the bitter boy at the same time, and the bitter boy was also surprised and happy: "Okay, it's interesting for the two of you to beat me!" Saying that, stepping up the offensive, this time Wang Xiaojun and Chen Mimi didn't care about talking, let alone guarding against each other, and were forced to work together wholeheartedly to deal with the bitter child.
Wang Xiaojun and Chen Mimi have both had countless tricks with the bitter boy alone, and the two of them are treated the same as long as the bitter boy gets serious, he will be beaten immediately, but at this moment, they have joined forces and the old man is on par, but there is a premise, that is, the two must put aside a qiē mustard and work together, not to mention that they want to attack each other with ghosts, even if they have a selfish luck mentality, the two of them will inevitably have eye contact when they are wrong, Wang Xiaojun found that Chen Mimi was angry after all.
"Old madman! You have to say something for me, how have I treated you these two days? ”
The bitter boy said: "You are good to me, but you are a little stupid." ”
Wang Xiaojun shouted: "It's not this, do you say I lied to you?" ”
Without waiting for the bitter boy to speak, Chen Mimi said: "The bitter boy only has an eight-year-old IQ, how can he know how to cheat or not, and how can you know if you use DV to secretly shoot him?" ”
Wang Xiaojun was depressed to the extreme, isn't this indescribable?
At this moment, the two little Taoist aunts who had led Wang Xiaojun also came out of the side of the road, and when they saw the three of them fighting, they couldn't help but shout: "What's the matter?" ”
The bitter boy said angrily: "Two little girls, go aside!" ”
Wang Xiaojun took advantage of this opportunity to jump aside and said, "If you don't fight, whoever wants to beat me can do it." ”
Chen Mimi glared at him fiercely, and then asked, "Mingyue, Jingjing, what are you doing here?" ”
The white-faced little Taoist aunt named Mingyue pouted and said, "My master and master are angry in the house, we have nowhere to stay, so we have to find your uncle and ancestor to come to this safe haven." ”
Chen Mimi wondered, "Why are they angry?" ”
Mingyue looked at Wang Xiaojun and stopped talking.
Straightforwardly and quietly: "It's not because of Wang Xiaojun, the ancestor gave Wang Xiaojun a DV and asked him to shoot You Longjin back, but he didn't shoot anything." ”
Mingyue corrected: "It's not that he didn't shoot anything, he ate a piece of bread with the bitter old man in the camera"
Jing Jing continued: "And then there was nothing-
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