After two days of trekking, Wang Xiaojun and the others entered the Sichuan border that morning, and then according to Tang Sisi's instructions, they approached the Tang Gate in the middle of the afternoon. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In the past two days, Wang Xiaojun and Chen Mimi took turns to drive, tired and could only rely on for a while, it can be said that they did not sleep endlessly, Wang Xiaojun's hair was fried, Chen Mimi's hair was no longer smooth, Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi were no better, the four of them were like squirrels after a storm, all of them had puffy faces, dirty and smelly.

The car got off the highway and drove on a country road, Wang Xiaojun held the steering wheel and said confusedly: "Sisi, how far is your home?" ”

Tang Sisi stood up from the back seat, pointed to the shadow of a round building in the distance, and said, "See that?" That's Tangjiabao! ”

Wang Xiaojun suddenly came to his senses: "Wow, don't tell me that your family really lives in the castle!" ”

Tang Sisi said: "What's so strange about this? ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Although we are making trouble, your grandfather will still symbolically entertain us, right?" ”

Tang Sisi said: "This is not good. ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Anyway, even if Yu Bachuan gives me a hot mouth, I can laugh and enmity with him!" ”

Chen Mimi smiled: "I still want to take a hot bath first." ”

Although Tangjiabao looked right in front of him, but a few people drove forward for nearly 40 minutes, it was still standing not far away, like a mirage, and because Sichuan is mountainous, it appears from time to time, like playing hide and seek with everyone.

At this time, a motorcycle overtook from behind, the rider probably saw the license plate of the foreign car and felt very strange, he and the car parallel, curiously looked into the car, Wang Xiaojun poked his head out and said friendly: "Brother, let me ask how far it is from Tangjiabao here?" ”

The rider was not wearing a helmet, and he and Wang Xiaojun walked face to face, and both of them were surprised: "It's you?" "It turns out that this guy riding a motorcycle is none other than the big Taibao of the thirteen Taibao of the Tang Gate who appeared at Tang Sisi's wedding in Xi'an!

The big Taibao saw Wang Xiaojun as if he had seen a ghost, and without saying a word, he ran away with a bang on the accelerator.

Wang Xiaojun smiled bitterly: "If you don't welcome it, you don't have to run." He asked Tang Sisi, "Is this the hospitality of your Tang Sect?" ”

Tang Sisi said: "You are not a guest-" After speaking, he was also strange, "With the temper of the Great Taibao, it is normal to throw a flying knife at you, but why do you want to run?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "It seems that the only good news is: we are really almost there." ”

Sure enough, after driving for another 20 minutes, the road was a lot smoother, houses and small shops began to appear on both sides of the road, and the road was very clean, from the architectural style and advertising light boxes, it was not lagging behind, it turned out that Tangjiabao was not just an independent castle as Wang Xiaojun thought, they seemed to enter a small town, in this remote area far from the city, it was like coming to a paradise.

Chen Mimi was surprised: "Are all the people who live here surnamed Tang?" ”

Tang Sisi said: "Of course not, this place is not called Tangjiabao on the map, but more than eighty percent of the people here have to rely on the Tang family to survive, so it has become Tangjiabao by convention." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "No wonder your grandfather can be the emperor of the soil, in fact, he is the owner of the manor." ”

Hu Tailai said: "In this case, I think we still have dinner, rest and then visit." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "That's right, I'm still afraid of poisoning when I eat the Tang family's food." He parked the car in front of a small restaurant, the owner of the restaurant had no business and was sitting at the door chatting with people, seeing a strange car stop and suddenly became nervous, he got up and couldn't help but say that the door panels were hung one by one, and when he got on the last door panel, he also got in, so he simply came to a complacency and locked himself up.

Wang Xiaojun was blocked out of the door before he got out of the car, and the people on the small street saw that everyone was in danger, so they instantly went back to their houses and locked the doors, and the street that was still bustling just now was soon deserted.

Wang Xiaojun shook his hands and said, "When did I become a Pure Street Yama?" He had no choice but to drive forward, turning a corner and coming to another street, this time he parked the car in front of a restaurant, Wang Xiaojun leaned over and shouted, "Is there food now?" ”

A vicious-looking woman walked out of the store quickly and said in a thick Sichuan accent: "Hurry up, we don't do business." ”

Wang Xiaojun wondered, "Why? ”

The woman frowned angrily and said, "Why, what are you instigating, %¥%& (inaudible) Plague God!" ”

Wang Xiaojun was stunned, and Tang Sisi said gloomily: "Let's go, she said that we are plague gods." ”

A few people barely ate or drank on the last day and night, just hoping to get to Tangmen soon, they would be so hungry that their stomachs were on fire, and they were turned away from the door when they smelled the aroma of food, and their depression can be imagined.

Chen Mimi said: "There is a small supermarket in front, let's buy some water first." ”

Wang Xiaojun moved the car forward again, the supermarket owner obviously didn't know what was going on, Wang Xiaojun walked in and said hello with a smile on his face, Wang Xiaojun said like a savior: "Let's buy water." ”

Unexpectedly, when the boss heard Wang Xiaojun's accent, his face was suddenly covered with a layer of frost: "Go farther, don't make trouble!" ”

Wang Xiaojun was also angry at this time, and threw a stack of banknotes in his hand and said, "I have money!" ”

The boss didn't say much, got up quickly and pushed him out of the door, and then pinned the door from the inside......

Wang Xiaojun collapsed and said, "What's the situation? ”

Tang Sisi got out of the car, tapped the door and said, "It's me." ”

The boss subconsciously put on a smile: "It turned out to be the eldest lady." ”

Tang Sisi said: "Open the door quickly, let's buy something and leave." ”

The boss said embarrassedly: "Uncle has ordered, no merchant or resident is allowed to sell things to people outside, and you are no exception, Miss." ”

Wang Xiaojun shoved a 100 yuan bill through the crack in the door and said, "We only need four bottles of water for this money, this is all right?" ”

The boss stuffed the money out as it was, and said without humility or arrogance: "No! ”

Chen Mimi said: "I understand, the Great Taibao told Tang Tingfeng the news of our arrival, and Tang Tingfeng simply made a strong wall to clear the wilderness for us, wanting us to retreat in the face of difficulties, otherwise we would starve to death here." ”

Wang Xiaojun raised his palm viciously and said, "Then what can you do to me if I go in and rob you?" ”

Chen Mimi stopped him and said, "Forget it, don't be embarrassed for him, let's think of another way." ”

Tang Sisi said quietly: "My uncle didn't even let me in. ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "I don't believe that I can't even eat a meal if I have money!" ”

Chen Mimi said: "This is Tangjiabao, people don't want you to eat it, you can't eat it, our car is too conspicuous, as long as you look at it, you know that we are outsiders, so let's hide the car first." ”

A few people got into the car, sneakily walked around the town, and finally parked the car behind an abandoned earthen house, Wang Xiaojun cleaned up his body and said: "It seems that if we want to eat, we have to pretend to be Sichuan people-Sisi, do you Sichuan people have any distinguishing characteristics?" Am I dressed in Sichuan? ”

Tang Sisi glanced at him and said, "Sichuan people must first be able to speak Sichuan!" ”

Wang Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, and then scolded "Turtle Son", "Immortal Banban" and "Ha'er", and then asked: "Is it like this time?" ”

Tang Sisi said: "You are not from Sichuan, you are a psychopath!" ”

Wang Xiaojun spread his hands and said, "You can't show your face again, and none of the three of us will say anything else." ”

Chen Mimi suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "I have a way." ”

The crowd said, "What can you do?" ”

Chen Mimi said: "We can't learn from Sichuan people, but we can learn from Sichuan dumb." ”

Wang Xiaojun wondered: "Sichuan dumb? ”

Chen Mimi smiled: "Believe me, the dumb people in Sichuan will never speak Sichuan." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "But we won't be dumb. ”

Hu Tailai said a little: "We won't, let alone others, in short, it's just a blind comparison, eat him a full meal first." ”

Wang Xiaojun clapped his hands and said, "Gao Ming! ”

……

Everyone came out of the room, Wang Xiaojun asked Tang Sisi to follow behind, and said to her: "You can find a place to hide in a while, and we will bring it to you when we are full." ”

Tang Sisi's face was full of depression, and he could only nod.

Wang Xiaojun pointed to the side of the street: "Then there is a restaurant." ”

The restaurant is also small in size, and because it is too small, there are a few tables in the open air on the street, and the banner at the entrance reads "Dandan noodles" and "bowl chicken". Wang Xiaojun touched Chen Mimi and Hu Tailai hard: "From now on, you must pay attention to your words and deeds, and don't wear gangs." ”

Chen Mimi corrected him and said, "The main thing is to do it, not to speak." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Yes, there are three straight dumb people, you will look at me for a while and learn more." He fixed his eyes in the middle of his sockets, stiffened his body and walked up, Hu Tailai and Chen Mimi imitated him, and the three of them sat on the stall with straight eyebrows.

When the shopkeeper saw the guests, he rushed out enthusiastically, and before Wang Xiaojun could act, he was already babbling and gesturing back and forth with both hands.

Wang Xiaojun's sweat came down in an instant, he tried his best to keep his mouth still, and said in a low voice: "It's bad, I'm really dumb when I meet him!" ”

Hu Tailai also whispered: "What now? ”

"Guess there's a dumb person who can't speak?"

"It's hard to say......"

The mute boss saw that the three guests didn't speak, so he continued to wait on the side with a smile on his face, Wang Xiaojun Leng Ding raised his head and opened his mouth wide, and then stretched out his finger and pointed to his mouth, the meaning was very simple and clear: Hey me. The boss nodded again and again and handed over the menu.

At this time, Chen Mimi suddenly stood up and said, "Let's go." ”

Wang Xiaojun said unexpectedly: "Why? ”

Chen Mimi said: "The boss is deaf and mute, he must not have heard Tang Tingfeng's warning, we ate here at his place, and it will inevitably cause trouble for him in the future." ”

Hu Tailai said: "Yes, I was careless. ”

Wang Xiaojun stood up in frustration, he saw a plate of cooked meat and cold vegetables on the counter, and couldn't help but stuff a piece of money into the boss's hand, and then gluttonously took out a plate of pork knuckles with sauce, Chen Mimi shook his head at him slightly, Wang Xiaojun had to sigh and leave the restaurant in pain.

The three of them walked back dejectedly, Tang Sisi saw that they were empty-handed, and couldn't help but be surprised: "You are all seen to be dumb?" ”

Wang Xiaojun suddenly gritted his teeth and said: "That's it, no matter who you go to to eat, you will cause trouble for people afterwards, and only one family does not have to worry about this." ”

Hu Tailai said: "You mean ......"

Wang Xiaojun pointed to the top of the castle in Tangjiabao: "**** immortal board, that is the Tang family!" ”

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How do you say to imitate? (To be continued.) )