Yes, even after the signing of the Agreement between the People's Republic of China and the Socialist State of Vietnam on the Delimitation of the Territorial Sea, Exclusive Economic Zone and Continental Shelf of the Gulf of Tonkin between the two countries, and even until 2008, when Zhang Lan returned, although in >Even if the so-called bullshit agreement was signed, in the eyes of the Vietnamese government, it was no better than a piece of toilet paper to wipe the buttocks -- the white-eyed wolf-like Vietnamese really planned to carry out the shamelessness to the end.

The bad effects of this kind of thing are not only that, but the weak reaction taken by the Chinese government after seeing Vietnam's actions seems to have taken no practical measures other than verbally saying "protest, solemn protest, strong protest, and reserve the right to take further action". confiscation of Chinese fishing vessels operating normally in public waters and illegal and forcible detention of Chinese fishermen.

It is the Gulf of Tonkin again, and it is the white-eyed wolf of Vietnam that is not well raised, and it is the forcible detention of Chinese fishing boats; The Government's response was to express its indignation and displeasure as always, protesting, strongly protesting, solemnly protesting, and reserving the right to take further action. It is estimated that the final result is still the same as before, and in the end there is no action.

Seeing this news, Zhang Lan's good mood of watching fireworks just now suddenly disappeared, and she sat on the sofa with a sour and weak body, burying her head deep in her legs to prevent her tears from flowing out: Why, why is it like this every time? With Vietnam's small navy, why does it dare to touch China's tiger whiskers repeatedly? China's tiger, why, why do you just do this every time you are touched by someone's whiskers, except for saying a few useless words of protest and indignation, you don't take any practical actions to protect the interests of your own people? These Chinese people who are bullied by foreigners are the foundation that really supports you to stand up in the world!

Zhonghua, you sleeping lion, when will you wake up? When will you be able to restore the majesty of the Han and Tang Dynasties, and when the Han Dynasty is restored, "Those who commit me to strengthen the Han Dynasty will be punished even if they are far away!" The self-confidence and the Tang Dynasty "all the countries come to the dynasty, the whole world comes to congratulate"? Recalling the prosperous Tang Dynasty, all the four sides are tributary, bowing their heads and calling their ministers to listen to the dispatch, the Japanese Kou'an dares to violate the heavenly court, and China must rise! Zhang Lan secretly clenched her fists: With my iron-blooded heart, serve the motherland and protect my China!

Xiao Chenxi, who was happily chatting with everyone about tonight's fireworks scene, glanced at it inadvertently, and suddenly found that Zhang Lan buried her head deep in her legs, looking sad and sad, and suddenly lost her excitement just now, and then turned her head to look at the news that was playing, Xiao Chenxi suddenly understood that Zhang Lan's sadness must be related to what news she had just seen on TV.

The evening news is now introducing a state-owned enterprise reform, of course Xiao Chenxi knows that it will not be this incident that makes Zhang Lan so sad, and replayed the news broadcast on the TV in the system, after reading the actions taken by the Vietnamese military against Chinese fishermen just now, smart as Xiao Chenxi, where can I not know why Zhang Lan is unhappy? came to Zhang Lan and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

"I want to set up a fleet, a professional fishing fleet," Zhang Lan almost gritted his teeth and said this from his throat, "I want the number of ships in this fleet to be no less than 30, I want the total tonnage of this fishing fleet to be no less than 100,000 tons, and I want to set up a special escort formation for this fleet!" ”

"Are you crazy?" Xiao Chenxi felt incredible at Zhang Lan's words, these news wouldn't stimulate Zhang Lan like this, right? "Let's not talk about where you bought so many boats and how long it will take to buy them all, it's the escort formation set up for fishing boats, what are you going to use, warships? Where did you buy these warships from? Which country is willing to sell you warships? Everyone knows that no country would allow private individuals to possess such large firepower strike weapons as warships. ”

"Who said that escorts must be escorted by warships?" Zhang Lan raised her head and asked rhetorically.

"Uh," Hearing Zhang Lan's words, Xiao Chenxi was also stupid, and said in a hurry, "Escort, no matter what escort is given, you must have enough firepower, what do you use without a warship?" Otherwise, how are you going to deal with ......," he said, gesturing to the TV, "dealing with this Vietnamese navy?" ”

"Remember when Marlene, Elaine, Tom, and Cruise first arrived?" Zhang Lan did not directly answer Xiao Chenxi's question. Instead, he talked about the past. "At that time, they were also responsible for protecting my parents. From the point of view of the duties of the bodyguard. They were supposed to be carrying guns. But they didn't have guns at the time. Instead, the land is a slingshot. ”

"Oh." Xiao Chenxi nodded. It's just that I still don't understand what Zhang Lan said and not using the army

What does it matter to ship an escort. "So what?"

"No country allows it. Illegal possession of a firearm is a crime. Hurting someone with a gun is even more of a crime. Zhang Lan said. But if you hit someone with a slingshot. Even if it's a deliberate hit. As long as the person is not dead. Naughty at best. It's not even intentional to hurt someone, is it? ”

didn't wait for Xiao Chenxi to speak. Zhang Lan continued. "It's like you shoot someone, you hit someone with a knife, you throw a stone at someone's head, or you hit someone with a slingshot. It is definitely a crime to cut and shoot people with knives. Be sure to deal with it strictly! But throwing stones at people doesn't even care about the "Public Security Administration Punishment Regulations". At best, it's a scolding from others. ”

sighed. "Slingshots and stones are such a good thing. It can also knock people to the ground and break the blood flow. You can throw stones and slingshots to hurt people by hitting steel balls. and wounded the people with guns. The nature is completely different. One is definitely going to jail. In addition, a warning at most is over. ”

That's the truth, look at the demonstrations and police clashes in foreign countries, isn't it rocks, bricks, rotten eggs and the like thrown at the heads of the riot police? Throwing rocks and bricks at the police. Rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes are fine, but it doesn't matter if you shoot them with a slingshot, but if you shoot at the police with that gun, or look at the police with a machete? If the police don't beat you into a honeycomb in front of you, it will kill you - this is not a big knife to cut off the heads of devils. ,

"Do you want to convert the convoys of your entire fishing fleet into old warships that resemble trebuchets before the invention of artillery on your planet?" Hearing Zhang Lan say this, Xiao Chenxi's face was incredible.

"Wrong," Zhang Lan said, "I want to make these escort ships all fully automated, with super-large fully automatic slingshots that can automatically search and lock on targets, automatic aiming, automatic ranging, and automatic projectile launch!" Civilians are not allowed to have weapons, let alone warships, but the slingshot is the only weapon that officials allow private individuals to have, so I transform this ship into a slingshot ship, so who can say anything? Although this slingshot is indeed a bit bigger. ”

At this point, Zhang Lan nodded, obviously very satisfied with his idea, "When the time comes, as long as the navies of Vietnam, the Philippines, Indonesia and other countries dare to come and expel my fleet, and want to expel our fishing boats, they will always shoot or fire guns to demonstrate, right?" As long as they dare to fire the first shot, I'll hit their boat with my super large slingshot boat. I'm not firing, I'm hitting them with a slingshot, and I'm just throwing stones at the police from the demonstrators, or the deported fishermen angrily picking up wrenches from their fishing boats and throwing them at them, and they can't take care of them wherever they go. It's just that my slingshot is a little bit more powerful. ”

After thinking about it, he added, "Even if they don't shoot, as long as we judge that their actions have posed a threat to us, we can fire the slingshot first, and no one stipulates that private individuals can't shoot slingshots at the army." ”

Thinking of this idea, Zhang Lan was a little proud: it seems that no one in the world has thought of this idea, such as the fishing fleet of Japan or the United States, and no country's navy dares to provoke them, so they naturally do not need to equip their country's fishing fleet with escort forces. Those small countries do not have such a strong fleet of fishing boats as China, and China is the only country in the world that really needs to protect their fishing boats.

Imagine that when facing the small navies of Vietnam, the Philippines, and Indonesia, the slingshot groups on their ships are overwhelmingly launched, and all kinds of large projectiles are smashed on their warships, and they can't shoot back.

"Oh," not only unconsciously, Xiao Chenxi had been caught up in Zhang Lan's words, and involuntarily began to think about this problem from Zhang Lan's perspective and solve the problem encountered by Zhang Lan, "But this ...... yours Well, the super big slingshot boat, where did the projectile of this super big slingshot above come from? You can't make a batch of large projectiles custom-made, right? Even if it's custom-made, how many projectiles can you fit on your ship? When the time comes, it's really enough to fight, so how long will you consume? ”

"Faint," Zhang Lan patted her head and asked rhetorically, "Why are you so troublesome?" I ask you, where will our ship sail then? ”

"Of course it's at sea," Xiao Chenxi replied without thinking, and glanced at Zhang Lan dissatisfied, "No matter how stupid I am, I won't even know the whole problem, right?" ”

"Well," Zhang Lan nodded, "what is in the sea?" ”

"Of course it's seawater!" Xiao Chenxi was a little angry: Why do you keep asking me such idiotic questions? replied to Zhang Lan angrily, "Do you still want to splash people with seawater?" ”