Chapter 31: Contrasting cuteness and natural embarrassment

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At this time, Mizuki Xun had already appeared on the stage to perform. Just now, behind the scenes, she also knew that Ah Fu was changing his lines on stage, and she was also holding her breath: Ah Fu, do you dare to steal the show? What about the actor's work ethic? Only as a supergiant can I steal the show! How dare you rob me of my show? I won't play with you anymore, what a bad guy wow! โ€œใ‚ใฎใ†๏ผŒใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใฉใ„ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚โ€ "ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใใ“ใ‚’ใ‚ใ‘ใฆ้€šใ—ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„." "Don't understand? Please let me! Please give it a look! Thank you! "Shui Yuexun appeared with a large bag and a small bag all over his body, it was like a moving luggage bag, and he couldn't see anyone. Watching Shui Yuexun's performance, the students wanted to laugh. The little girl's body language is funny and rich. She made a gesture to indicate that she was on the train and called on the phone. "ใŠใ˜ใ•ใ‚“,I'm finally squeezing into the train. No, no, you don't have to pick me up. Listen, I speak Mandarin very well! You don't have to worry! I have passed the Chinese Level 8 exam, which is more standard than what the Chinese say. Alas! It's not easy to be a nanny now, and you have to take the exam, and there are Filipino maids to grab the market. They are globally competitive, group-based, and say that the appearance of their Filipino maids reassures the hostess that they don't have to be afraid of seducing their husbands. It's all an advantage to look ugly now! The classmates burst into laughter: Is there such a beautiful nanny as you? Zhou Yi touched his forehead: Did I ask you to change the script? You're so good at changing the script, what else do you want me to write? Little girls are just lazy, but they can do everything by themselves. With a whip, you must be running fast! The students thought it was very interesting, they had seen them rehearse before, but now they feel that the plot is refreshing. The teachers also thought it was funny, but they didn't expect the lines to change, and they didn't know what the script had changed, so they had to take a serious look. The leaders in the back haven't seen the rehearsal, and they think it's quite fresh, thinking that the little girls do have acting talent. "Oops! Uncle, I'm talking to you! I can't find my ticket! Let's not talk about it yet. "Oops! Scare the baby to death! Found it, found it. The classmates laughed again. Block 19. "The water and moon in front of him are looking around, and Ah Fu is scratching his head and making a posture in the back, looking east and west, scratching his head and making a posture...... The two work together really well and are very cute. Shui Yuexun's performance is also wonderful, very stated, not a comedy action, she plays a little girl from the countryside in Dongying, it seems that she can indeed perform a drama, and it is no problem to play this kind of local role, and she also has her own characteristics. Obviously, she studied well in the academy and did know how to act, and she usually didn't mess around, and she didn't come to Yanying to mix her diploma. It's just that classmates want to laugh when they see her serious performance, which is habitual. This is a kind of "contrast cute". The skit performance continued. Shui Yuexun put the duffel bag on the table, and Ah Fu turned his head to hide back, showing the squeamishness and unhappiness of the fashionable lady in the metropolis to the fullest. Shui Yuexun noticed it and quickly stuffed her luggage under the seat. However, she quickly took out all kinds of Dongying specialties from her duffel bag, as well as dried salted fish, smoked Ah Fu on the opposite side enough, dodged to the side vigorously, and took her things back tightly, and covered her nose with her hands. The performance was very interesting and made the students laugh. As the plot of the sketch unfolded, the two soon began to interact. "Why is this train fan so hot? I knew I wouldn't eat salted fish, so let's drink some water! "Shui Yue smokes and drinks water, which is very funny. Ah Fu looked at the sky in the opposite sunglasses, looking up helplessly. "Little cutie, are you sitting here?" Ah Fu took off his sunglasses and asked angrily. Crush is the pronunciation of crush. "Hey! Onai ...... Sister, so you can talk? Shui Yuexuan said with a big grin. How do you talk about you? Ah Fu's voice is still so squeamish, and the end note is still long. Although it was an angry rebuke, the tone was not harsh. "Smimase! Onai-chan, I'm not ...... I thought you didn't want to pay attention to me, sister! Sister, look, 19 seats, this is it. Shui Yuexun took the train ticket and got up to compare, looking very serious. Onai sauce...... Sauce? Little cutie, are we so acquainted? "Onai...... Mulberry? "Haha!" Listening to their lines, the students felt very happy. Shui Yuexun's tone is very childlike and cute, but it brings out the feeling of being a native of Dongying, and it is obviously seriously prepared. "Onai...... Ou Nai ......, "Ah Fu pretended to sleep on the table with his hands, and ignored people." "Begonia spring sleeps enough! Just learned the word! Ou Neisan, it's beautiful! Shui Yuexun also learned from Ah Fu's appearance and pretended to sleep. The movements of the two are exactly the same. Ah Fu turned his head and looked at it, was angry, and quickly changed his seat. The students are even happier. In fact, the joyful jokes in the back are one after another, which has the feeling of the little girl's version of "people are embarrassed". The performances of the two little girls are indeed very cute and embarrassing, it is simply "contrasting cute" and "naturally embarrassing", the more cute the water and moon, the more embarrassed Ah Fu is. No one else can show this contrasting effect of theirs. Zhou Yi's original work is not written like this, it is quite serious, but the two little girls forced it to be made up randomly, changed their faces, and forcibly added a lot of their own language and plot, which is even more ridiculous. For example, this dialogue. "Break ...... Breaking milk? Broken yogurt? I didn't bring it! Why, Onisan? Shui Yuexun was holding a pacifier and was happily showing Dongying's latest breastfeeding technology to Ah Fu, showing her nanny skills. She also wanted Ah Fu to try to feed her with a bottle of mineral water. Ah Fu was embarrassed, he was really helpless, and replied angrily. After listening to Ah Fu's words, Shui Yuexun broke his small chest very inexplicably, but he didn't understand. The classmates burst out laughing. "I'm asking where you're going? Kun Bainai, look at my mouth shape, kun-bai-nai, the tail note is elongated, not breaking milk, let alone breaking yogurt, this is Thai! Ah Fu put his hand on his forehead, crying and laughing, "Little Meimei, what are you doing?" Do you really have milk to break? "Oops! Scare the baby to death! I thought I had encountered a train perversion, and I felt that I had learned Mandarin in vain. "We have perverts in the Tokyo subway, but I didn't expect there to be one on the Huaxia train, but fortunately, it was a misunderstanding!" "It's obvious that you are a strong speaker of Dongying, and you blame me for speaking Thai?" Zhou Yi is really helpless: You guys just change my things! Let's see what it looks like! I really don't respect screenwriters at all! Besides, the psychological age of Shui Yuexun is nine years old, but the biological age is not! Is it really good to be ridiculed by people like this? Maybe it's self-deprecation! The students knew that the script was written by Zhou Yi, and the class couldn't hide the news, so they always looked at Zhou Yi with strange eyes. Zhou Yi was helpless and felt so wronged: Students, this kind of script was not written by me, don't misunderstand, it's really wronged. What was the original script like, you saw it during rehearsals, and it wasn't like this at all, okay? The young dragons around them smirked vigorously, they really couldn't stand it. The students were really happy, and the laughter came and went. This adaptation is actually quite good and interesting. "Little Meimei, can you bring your salted fish on the train? This is simply a chemical weapon! "This is a special mail from my mother from Dongying, for fear that I will be hungry, to ensure that there are no harmful substances left. O Nai-san, you can rest assured. "Ah...... Hungry? I should have Thai red curry paste with me, at least to hedge it. "Onai-chan, curry sauce? What curry paste? "Nothing! Little cutie! Let's not talk like that, okay? Ah Fu dragged out his tone helplessly, his face was loveless, and at the same time he waved his hands again and again, leaned back, and decided to cherish life and stay away from salted fish. There is also a joke about the mobile phone in the back. "Oops! Ou Nai-chan, you see that our mobile phones are the same! "What's the same? This one is so expensive, but yours is a copycat, how can it be the same? It's called Ernai sauce again! Ah Fu's tone is still so loud, it has always been this tone. What is a copycat? "Did you come out of the East! You're a copycat! "Ou Nai-chan, it turns out that my mobile phone is a copycat brand! I didn't know it yet! Thank you sister! Thank you! "The students have been very happy to watch. As the plot progresses, there are constant jokes. "Ernai-chan, have a snack! This is our specialty of Dongying. "Hmm...... "Ah Fu dislikes it and ignores people." Let's eat a piece! Ernai sauce, delicious, don't lie to you. Crunchy, fishy flavor. "Alright! All right! Ah Fu was so impatient with being harassed that he had to reluctantly eat a piece, "Huh? It tastes good! Silky in the mouth, fluffy on the palate, with a hint of egg custard. "Yes! Protein is abundant and nutritious. "Little Meimei, what kind of Dongying snack is this? I'd like to buy some in the future. "This is fried fish white, which can be steamed and fried." "What is Yubai?" "It's the sperm nest, the organ that produces and stores sperm in fish." Shui Yuexuan explained casually. "Vomit ......" Ah Fu bent down to cover his mouth, performing a strong feeling of vomiting, with an expression of almost crying. Onai sauce, O Nai sauce, what's wrong with you? "Little cutie, can't you see it? You still ask me? You're just playing with me! "Ah Fu seems to be going to be played bad by Dongying's little nanny. The students laughed loudly. Zhou Yi shook his head again and again: How can you play so around? It's the final exam! Seeing that your score is not high, what should I do then? "Onai-chan, you're from the city! Ah! The city people are good, I just like the city people. Big eyes, duck egg face, white skin, good figure. Ernai-chan, that's what those Onisan in the countryside praise me for. Ah Fu had a depressed expression. However, Shui Yue's skin is indeed too white, and the students think it is very appropriate! "By the way, Ou Nai-chan, why do you think we are so fateful? In such a big carriage, let's sit face to face, you say yes! Onai sauce? "Little Meimei, you also know that there are only two of us in this carriage! Then why don't you sit somewhere else? "No! Ou Nai-chan, when I got on the train, the conductor Ou Jisan told me that I wanted to take a seat. "Onai-chan, where are you going?" Kun breaks the milk...... Kun broke the milk ......, "Shui Yuexun also speaks Thai." The classmates burst into laughter. "Little cutie, don't learn from me!" "Onai-chan, you can't sit here. Ah! Ou Nai-chan, the conductor Ou Jisan said, to take a seat in the right number. If you sit in the wrong place and something happens, they are not responsible. "I said little cutie! Can you hope for me? I just love this location, I just want to sit here, okay? "Oops! Ou Nai-chan, didn't you say earlier that you like it here, I'll help you exchange your ticket with Ou Jisan. Ojisan, Ojisan, change a ticket for my sister, give me a new ticket, and I'll sit next to her. The classmates were amused again. Ah Fu was helpless, so he could only sit back in his original seat in a hurry. "Little Meimei, you are a wonderful flower!" "Ou Nai-chan, I'm from Dongying, maybe I haven't learned Chinese well? What does it mean to be wonderful? I don't understand wow! "It's wonderful...... Beautiful flowers! "Ounai-chan, a lot of Onisans in our area say that about me! By the way, Ou Nai-chan, you look prettier than me, you must be the biggest wonder! "Haha!" The classmates couldn't stop laughing. Next, there is also the plot of Ah Fu helplessly calling her boyfriend. "Hello? My dear, I met a strange flower on the train! Dressed like a comic little Lori! Holding a copycat phone, I have to say it's the same as mine. It's annoying! She also invited me to eat...... Oh, don't say it, it's all tears when you say it! I must eat the cake when I go home! Did you know that you have to sit in the right seat on the train? Otherwise, she said that the conductor was irresponsible, and I would ...... it." There are even little girls who laugh and tremble. Only Tang Yan frowned depressedly: What a Fu, how dare you call your dear? This time I called it directly, and I didn't even need to cover it up in Thai! Seize the opportunity and don't let it go? Give Archimedes a bamboo pole and he can pry the earth; Give you a bamboo pole and you will be able to climb to the sky. It doesn't matter if you climb to the sky, depending on your posture, you may have to climb to bed at some point. Is it true that when I don't exist? Zhou Yi was really shot while lying down. There is also a funny line dialogue about Thai at the end of the plot. "Expand the cup and steal milk?" Shui Yuexun covered her chest nervously. What does that mean? My cups are so small they can't be expanded! No milk, can't steal! "I mean the phone number!" "Oh! Ou Nai-chan, you speak Chinese! "Don't call me grandma!" "It's what my sister meant!" "I got it! You also speak Mandarin! Just call me sister! Isn't it good? The classmates laughed. Zhou Yi felt that his script had been changed beyond recognition by two little girls on the spot. The teachers were speechless, and when they guided them in rehearsals, they didn't act like this! However, it can be seen that their performances are very aura, not the kind of performances that are very dull, very dogmatic, and one-eyed. They deserve a lot of credit for daring to make bold changes and not stick to regular performances. Academic students should dare to break through their own traps in this way. If you completely follow the performances learned by the academy and taught by the teachers, overly patterned and life-oriented, and cut all kinds of details and life logic too hard, it will stifle imagination and creativity, as if carved out of a mold. Acting is not computer programming. Academic performances sometimes do have this drawback: you play like this, you change his performance, and it's still like this. On the surface, everyone is indeed very good and has good acting skills, but in fact, there is more craftsmanship than aura. It's like a student who reads a book and only picks at the textbook and reads the dead book. Even if it's a good student, it looks pretty much the same. Sometimes art schools and ordinary schools seem to be very different, but the difference is only in the superficial form, but in fact the essence is similar. But to engage in art, what you need is personality, so it won't work. It's like the logic of life, there is indeed a set of logic, but you can't do it exactly according to that logic. Normal people live, how can they usually abide by the logic of life so much? It's not a robot, it's a programmatic limit. When performing, you should be able to show aura, not a dull and dogmatic life. After all, when the audience watches film and television performances, it doesn't depend on whether you turn off the faucet when you go out, bring the key, and how real it is to make a fire and cook. Even if you really have the level of a chef, it doesn't mean much to put on a show. Now when some directors choose actors, they deliberately want to choose some actors who are not from professional backgrounds, and this is the reason. It's not how good the acting skills of those actors are, but they have a different side from the professional actors. For example, in the film "Hot Pot Hero" in his previous life, the director originally wanted some actors who were not from professional classes, which may be more realistic, but in the end he still compromised with reality, and investors are definitely unwilling to do so, and they need the box office appeal of stars. In the end, he chose a group of star actors from Nortel plus Chinese drama and drama. This is something that cannot be helped, and you always have to bow to the market. Now Shui Yuexun and Ah Fu's performances not only reflect their own acting skills, but also do not stifle their own aura, which is very good. Teachers will naturally be satisfied. Of course, such performance is mainly determined by their own character and status. They don't pay much attention to this aspect, and they are more freewheeling in their performances, and they don't deliberately try to please the teacher and suppress their nature. In this regard, they are completely different from Zhou Yi. They don't want to disguise themselves, they can do whatever they want, they don't care at all, and Zhou Yi is a typical good student who has been disguising himself. They don't care what you want to see, that's what I am. And Zhou Yi is what you want to see, I will give you what you want. Compared with Shui Yuexun and Ah Fu, Zhou Yi is more like an academy acting school, but this is not good or bad, and it is easier to win awards. Anyway, no matter how the little girls change the plot and make up their lines, the main framework of the sketch is still designed by Zhou Yi, and the final ending is very warm. The nanny job that Uncle Shuiyue Xuntuo was looking for was canceled for some reason, and the little girl was very sad and aggrieved, but after this time of getting along and talking about trouble, Ah Fu has become very concerned about this little nanny from being impatient at the beginning. In the end, Ah Fu kindly introduced Shui Yuexun to his home as a nanny, and provided a job for Shui Yuexun. The sketch finally came to a successful conclusion. After the performance, the teachers and students applauded warmly. Shui Yuexun and Ah Fu performed very successfully, and the teachers were really satisfied, and they did not hesitate to praise them, and directly gave them a super high score of 95 points. It is not easy to get a high score in the final sketch exam, and if you can get a score of 95, it is a very good score, and it is an unimaginably high score. Even Shui Yuexun and Ah Fu didn't expect to get such a high score! It is estimated that they all think that this high-scoring patent belongs to Zhou Yi's brother. And they got it. The two little girls are happy to death, so they can get nearly full marks for changing the script randomly, what else is there to dissatisfaction with? Especially Shui Yuexun, after getting 88 points in the line test, the little girl was ashamed and brave, and she got 95 points in three consecutive subjects, which is close to a full score, which is really amazing, worthy of being a superstar in the industry, and the exam is also of the same level, and the students admire it very much. Zhou Yi really couldn't cry or laugh: such a messy performance, can you get such a high score? It must be the care of foreign little girls. It's just a joke idea, not really jealousy. Tang Yan shook her head again and again, feeling resentful: What is the difficulty of this kind of performance? See me later! In any case, the sketch exam did usher in a good start. 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