"Chen Dezheng, you have to come on!"

Nanxin gave Chen Dezheng a punch, so hard.

Chen Dezheng took a hard punch, feeling so refreshing.

In this world, there are only a few people who will not fight back when they beat him, and Nanxin is one of them. To be honest, he really has a little reminiscence about that punch, since graduating from high school, Nanxin seems to have rarely given himself such a cheering punch again.

When I was in high school in the past, Nanxin would give a cheering punch at least every month. In Chen Dezheng's memory, Nan Xin's refueling boxing method is still very effective, and Nan Xin is also very good at picking time, every time she performs her refueling boxing method, it is a week before the monthly exam, so that his monthly exam score is much better than the usual weekly exam score.

If Chen Dezheng was given a chance to go back to the past, he would simply give up that opportunity. He thinks it's not necessary, from elementary school to junior high school, from junior high school to high school, from high school to college to now, he has lived a fulfilling life, and he has always had the girl next door in his life.

The current rhythm is just right.

"Meow!"

When Chen De was leaving Nanxin's bedroom, the black cat Zhan Wu on the desk and the white cat Jiu Ming on the bed meowed at him at the same time, and gave him a contemptuous look by the way. He smiled, he was accustomed to being despised by the two cats, and if one day, the two fat cats suddenly stopped despising him, he would feel abnormal and awkward.

"Black battle five."

"White nine lives."

"One of you is a male and the other is a female."

"If one day, you speak and say that you are a couple, I, Chen Dezheng, will send the best cat food!"

Chen Dezheng was in a good mood, singing the song of the fat cat he had made up himself, and the first thing he did when he got home was to take out the leopard leg from the refrigerator. Even though it didn't look much different from the frozen chicken leg in the supermarket, he thought it was a leopard leg, but it had been unreasonably processed into this shape by the transformation mechanism.

"How to eat, braised or stewed?"

"Braised leopard legs, red peppers, green peppers and onions?"

"Just throw it in the rice cooker, simmer it for an hour, and get some dipping water to eat?"

Chen Dezheng looked at the leopard legs, he was not good at cooking, only a few dishes, one of which was a rice cooker. Another question came to his mind, whether the better the meat was cooked, the more effective the transformation mechanism would be. Soon, he shook his head, thinking that he was overthinking. Although the transformation mechanism is very unreasonable, it is not smart enough to be a picky eater.

"Uncle Dezheng, open the door! Open the door! ”

At this moment, Chen Xiaoxiao's knock sounded outside the house.

Chen Dezheng glanced at the leopard's legs on the table, got up to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw someone he thought should not appear at this time.

"Cousin, I knew that you were kicked out by the Nan family, let's have a long talk tonight!"

Outside the door, Ms. Shan Xiaoyun was holding Chen Xiaoxiao, Shan Xiaoyun was Chen Dezheng's mother, Chen Xiaoxiao was his niece, and it was normal to appear at the door. And the person who spoke was his cousin, according to Chen Dezheng's logic, Cousin Yun should take Ms. Shan Xiaoyun and Chen Xiaoxiao to the mall at night.

However, they didn't go to the mall, they all came back, from Cousin Yun's house to Chen Dezheng's house.

"Cousin, cousin Dezheng, let's imagine the cloud plan in the living room tonight, the balcony is fine, just in your bedroom."

"Cousin, my sister-in-law has agreed that I wish you home tonight. Cousin, it doesn't matter if you are kicked out by the Nan family, there is a cousin, what kind of woman can't be found, as long as you want it, I will immediately call you the fish beauty and dragon beauty in my company! ”

"Cousin, listen to my cousin's persuasion, Nanxin is just an ordinary breed among the billions of women on the earth, and there are actually many advanced varieties waiting for you!"

“”

Chen Xiaoxiao gave Chen Dezheng a look, which meant that she didn't like Miss Shan Yunyun at all, so it was best to shut her up.

Chen Dezheng noticed the little guy's eyes, his face was calm, no matter what Miss Shan Yunyun said, he would remain calm. There was a popular saying on the Internet a long time ago, which probably means don't argue with **, **will pull your IQ to the level of **, and he agrees with this sentence very much. Now Cousin Yun can't talk about more than two, but the nerves will definitely not be able to run, and my cousin's situation is no problem at all in that sentence.

Chen Dezheng doesn't want to become a neurotic.

"Wow, cousin Dezheng, I saw it, you are actually going to eat chicken legs! Ha ha! Cousin, cousin, were you kicked out by the people of the Nan family before you even ate, it's so pitiful! Cousin Dezheng, you recognize the reality now, Nanxin is not advisable! ”

As soon as she entered the room, Cousin Yun saw the meat on the table, followed by an exclamation.

"That's not a chicken leg, I also ate at Nanxin's house."

Chen Dezheng retorted softly.

"Not a chicken leg? Cousin, you think my sister is blind! Hum! Good you Chen Dezheng, in ancient times, Zhao Gao referred to the deer as a horse, and now you Chen Dezheng refers to the chicken leg as a non-chicken leg! Hum! Hum! Cousin doesn't have much else to say, I'll give you the WeChat of the fish beauty in my company now, you can add her now, you will definitely have a common topic! I believe cousin, the fish beauty is the same as you, and once pointed to the chicken leg and said that it was not a chicken leg! What is fate, this is fate! Cousin, you and the fish beauty are a natural pair! ”

Cousin Yun said as she took out her mobile phone, as if she wanted to forcibly give Chen Dezheng a beautiful woman's WeChat ID.

"Auntie, don't make an appointment, Uncle Dezheng doesn't make an appointment."

Chen Xiaoxiao, who was on the side, suddenly spoke, and said this.

"Little girl, where did you learn these things!"

Ms. Shan Xiaoyun laughed immediately, and Chen Dezheng also smiled, if there is a medicine that can shut people up for twenty hours, even if it is a small bottle of one hundred yuan, he is willing to spend two hundred yuan to buy a bottle to plug Cousin Yun's mouth.

"If you don't make an appointment, you can make an appointment!"

Cousin Yun's face was cold, and at this moment, the air in the room seemed to drop several degrees in an instant, and the little guy was the most sensitive to temperature changes, so he sneezed directly.

"My kilometer of fish beauty, surnamed fish name tears, don't laugh and fall into the country, smile and even shout mygod when God sees it, cry and Satan wants me to see mercy! Cousin, it's not my cousin who blows, the face and figure of the fish beauty are so beautiful that they can't be posed! ”

"Cousin, after my sister's observation for the past year, I can be 100% sure that the Fish Tears Beauty is more suitable for you than Nanxin, and she is a perfect match for you!"

"Cousin, the WeChat account of the fish beauty is here, you can choose it yourself!"

Cousin Yun was probably angry, grabbed the mobile phone and waved it in front of Chen Dezheng's eyes, so that Chen Dezheng could choose.

Chen Dezheng glanced at his mobile phone, only to see the WeChat signal on the mobile phone, and his right hand couldn't help but put it on his forehead. If the memory has not been forcibly tampered with, then the guy in his WeChat who has not been in touch for two or three years should be the same number as the WeChat account displayed on his cousin's mobile phone at the moment.

Two or three years ago, he met a guy in a novel group, and for a time he became a good group friend who talked about everything. Then one day, the guy suddenly disappeared and never bubbled again. Although the QQ WeChat friend still has the name of that guy, he has never been able to successfully check that guy's circle of friends since then, and he was blocked by that guy.

Now, that guy's WeChat account has popped up again, on Cousin Yun's phone.

Two or three years ago, that guy's name was Fish Tears, and he was a man.

Two or three years later, this guy was called Fish Tears and was a woman. My cousin said that the guy named Fish Tears is still a beauty in Qincheng.

"Thailand's most powerful sex reassignment technology and South Korea's most unique plastic surgery technology may not be able to turn an obscene-looking man into a beauty who captivates the country and the city." Chen Dezheng sighed and looked at Cousin Yun very seriously: "Cousin, I have this WeChat ID, I added it two or three years ago, and at that time, he was still a man." ”

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