Chapter 335 of the main text volume Civilized Law Enforcement (Fourth Update)

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"It's still arrogant to this day, Lao Tzu stoned you to death!" Su Ming raised a panda with both hands above his head, and was about to smash it at You Laosan, the panda was in mid-air, happy and happy, and screamed for a while.

"Stop!" He Baowen decisively stopped Su Ming.

"Madam, don't you want a woman's kindness, it's only an hour now, are you still ready to ask politely?" Su Ming could only put down the panda, first raised a middle finger at You Laosan, and then said to He Baowen: "I have seen a lot of this kind of person, and it is not good if you don't move the real thing!" If he doesn't understand human words, he will be honest if he is beaten into a pig's head first! ”

What prisons are wind and rain, the legend of Lanjiang, the legend of Lei Luo and other movies have the first part of the forced confession, Su Ming still wants to see it with his own eyes, maybe this cold-faced policewoman can come up with some new methods, change into a leather suit, step on high heels, and flick a small leather whip......

The corners of He Baowen's mouth twitched, why didn't she want to fight!

If the time is pushed forward 30 years, torture to extract confessions is the only magic weapon for the Xiangjiang police to defeat the enemy, and there are more criminal laws in the police station than in the prison.

"Ahem...... This, we must enforce the law in a civilized manner and follow the regulations! He Baowen coughed, his face was not normal.

Su Ming looked at her appearance, guessed seven or eight points, and suddenly leaned in, and whispered close to her ear: "Madam, are you not tortured to extract confessions?" ”

Su Ming leaned forward like this, He Baowen subconsciously crooked his face, but seeing that Su Ming didn't have any 'excessive' actions, just came up to talk, He Baowen's expression stiffened slightly, and he coughed again to hide his embarrassment, looked left and right, and then he also lay on Su Ming's ear, and said quietly: "Then what do you think!" This kind of crumb, I can't wait to stomp on him in high heels! But now the interrogation must be videotaped, and the above orders are repeated, and the punishment is not allowed. Otherwise, the consequences ......are very severe."

After speaking, he added a little unwillingly: "Even if you are escorted back to the police station for punishment now, it is too late in time!" ”

The two men bit their ears here, and the other police officers present looked at each other. When has this been, and Madam still has the heart to soak in the little white face?

"Oh, I understand...... Su Ming nodded, thought about it with his hands behind his back, and suddenly asked, "What if." I mean, what if, it's not people who do it? ”

"Huh?" He Baowen was stunned, looking dazed.

"For example, when he hijacked a panda, he was injured by a panda, which can be explained, you know, pandas are beasts!"

After speaking, he patted the head of a panda that was about to climb to his waist and asked it, "You are very cruel." Right? ”

"Ahh The panda opened its big mouth very cooperatively, shaking its head and roaring at He Baowen, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't have the slightest taste of ferocity, but it looks like a ...... It looks like a fat boy is yawning with his mouth open.

"Ahhh With his head shaking, the panda seemed to be very shy, raised one paw suddenly, covered his face, and bowed his head towards Su Ming's arms.

"This ...... This ......" He Baowen was dumbfounded, this is called cruelty?! Isn't that the baby of the heavenly line the big demon king who ruined the miè world?!

"Rest assured. I'm an animal trainer. Take your people away, give me ten minutes, I'll take care of it! Su Ming was full of confidence.

He Baowen took a step back and stared at Su Ming for several seconds.

Su Ming is now holding a panda in one hand. There was still one in his arms, and the two pandas squeezed towards him one by one, crumpling his already thin summer clothes, looking like refugees who came out with two children to beg for food.

"Are you sure?"

"Don't be verbose, go quickly!" Su Ming smiled and hit He Baowen with his shoulder. Motioned for her to hurry. It's really not that he eats tofu, he has pandas in both hands, and he really can't get away.

If it were someone else, He Baowen wouldn't think about it at all, what kind of joke would he make to let the kidnappers out of his sight? In case something goes wrong, who will be responsible?! It's one thing to not be able to catch someone, but to let the kidnappers escape and even hurt the panda if they are caught...... Oh, and Su Ming, that's her dereliction of duty!

However, it was Su Ming, an 'unreliable' guy, who proposed to build it, but He Baowen was a little undecided.

If a person wants to gain the trust of others, he must not just talk about it, but must have practical actions. From last night to now, Su Ming has done it more than once, when everyone thought it was impossible.

"Well, I'll trust you once. Hey, let's be careful, don't let me carry the black pot! I don't understand the suspect's handcuffs, and you have to pay attention to your own safety. Ensemble...... Closing ......"

The officers were obviously stunned, although they didn't know what Maadam's idea was, but the officers still obeyed the order, returned the same way, and left the panda pavilion.

"Remember to close the door!" Su Ming smiled and waved at He Baowen, who was walking last.

The door of the panda pavilion slowly closed, and the pavilion was once again quiet, with only two people left, two pandas.

Looking at the strange smile on Su Ming's face, You Laosan swallowed his saliva and subconsciously moved his body backwards: "You...... What are you going to do......" He was still holding his hands behind his back, unable to stand up.

Su Ming just took a step forward, the panda on his body was too cumbersome, his small waist was bent by it, and he put it down with his big hand, "Obediently, you come down first." Then holding the paw of a panda in one hand, he slowly walked up to You Laosan and squatted down.

"If you dare to touch my hair, I will complain to you the same!" You Lao Sanse said inwardly.

"That's right, I also have a little understanding of the Xiangjiang police system, let's discuss it......"

Su Ming looked at the time, only thirty seconds had passed, and he was not in a hurry, as if he was talking to himself, and said: "This torture to extract a confession requires evidence, and it is generally a prior injury. You're right? ”

Without waiting for You Laosan to speak, Su Ming took care of himself and said: "Being injured or bitten by a wild beast, and being injured by someone are two different things, just find a forensic doctor who has just graduated, you can tell the difference." You're right? ”

You Laosan looked at the two pandas, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Su Ming again, he touched the panda's round head: "There is a movie, called Kung Fu Panda?" Have you seen it? It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it, just listen to the name, a panda who knows kung fu, for example, what kind of heart-to-heart boxing. Cracked egg kick, fat panda Hot Wheels or something......"

"What the hell are you going to do!" You Laosan finally couldn't bear it anymore and yelled.

"Don't do it, people can't beat you. These pandas can always be. ”

Su Ming slowly stood up and said with a smile: "Moreover, the panda is not light or heavy, it was killed directly, you are lucky." If you are half-paralyzed, your kidneys and liver are blown up, and you are blind, you will spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, and maybe the prison will provide you with an extra single special care bed. Oh, and when the time comes, you can also go and break the news that the police let the panda beat you...... I just don't know if anyone will believe it? ”

"Pandas can't ......"

Before You Laosan finished speaking, Lele, the giant panda who had been squatting beside Su Ming, staggered in front of him, stood up, crossed his waist with one hand, and stared at him. Suddenly, it was a slap in the face, as if the eldest brother of the club was teaching a little brother who had violated the family law.

No matter how stupid the panda is, he has communicated with the spiritual power for so long, and he knows who is the bad guy, this time Su Ming deliberately didn't let Lele contribute, just to scare You Laosan.

But how strong is the panda, even if it only uses two or three points of strength, it is not something that people can bear, and half of You Laosan's face was suddenly swollen, leaving a row of scratches.

"That's that...... You hijack pandas. The panda resists and scratches your face, which makes sense! ”

Su Ming took a step back with his arms in his arms and snapped his fingers at the other panda, Yingying. "Give him another show of Fat Panda Hot Wheels!"

Ying Ying turned her head to look around, then twisted her ass and climbed up a small tree that was almost two meters high not far away, shook the branch a few times like Tarzan, let out a 'ahhhhh

Underneath is a thick layer of grass and dirt. This guy seems to be a little naïve, and when he jumped down, he maintained a sitting position, and his ****** pressed heavily on the ground, and the ground seemed to shake slightly.

Pandas have rough skin and thick flesh, they usually climb trees, and it is common to fall from trees, and even pandas usually play games, Lele doesn't care at all, he shook his head and climbed up again, and then stared at You Laosan's belly, looking eager to try.

Where it had just sitned, an irregular circular depression was evident in the ground.

"If there's a person lying down underneath, I don't know if it's going to be!" Su Ming looked at You Laosan lying on the ground with curiosity on his face, and made an explosive gesture with his two hands, and his mouth let out "duang!" Dubbing.

You Laosan's face has changed, he is blue and iron, gritting his teeth and not speaking. He can see that this guy in front of him is not joking, and the panda will really listen to him!

If you are really crippled by the panda and crushed with internal injuries......

"Wait a minute, wait a minute......"

"It seems that you still have a fluke mentality!"

Su Ming was on the rise, and he didn't plan to give You Laosan a chance to speak, so he didn't pay attention to You Laosan at all, with a sad look, he turned his head and asked the two pandas: "It seems that this person must experience the power of Kung Fu Panda for himself, which of you will be on it?" ”

Without hesitation, the two pandas rushed forward together.

"Hey, it's a good way, this is called a two-pronged approach!" Su Ming nodded emphatically.

……

Outside the Panda Pavilion, time passed little by little, and He Baowen kept looking at his watch, and every second seemed extremely long. An older police officer on the side whispered a little uneasy, "Madam, nothing will happen, right?" ”

He Baowen raised his eyebrows, "I should admit it, give him ten minutes, there are less than five minutes!" When the time comes, no matter what the outcome is, we will bring people back......"

As soon as he finished speaking, the bamboo door behind him creaked open, and Su Ming walked out from inside with a smile: "Madam, don't say I'm not punctual, it's only been six minutes." Get! He is willing to cooperate! ”

"How's the suspect?!" When He Baowen spoke, he had already passed by Su Ming and rushed into the park with a vote of police.

I saw You Laosan still lying on the edge of the pool, except for a little blood on his face, it didn't look like he had been injured by anything else.

Two giant pandas, one on the left and one on the right, squatted on either side of him, and their claws, which rarely popped out, stretched out like blades, and were gesturing up and down against You Laosan's stomach, as if they were thinking about where to start.

A Hai Dongqing stood on You Laosan's head, lowered his head, stared at You Laosan's face, and the eagle's beak could peck out You Laosan's eyes with a slight peck.

"I cooperate! I cooperate! I'll say everything! Get these brutes out of the way! When You Laosan saw the police coming, he was even closer than seeing his relatives, and his hoarse voice was full of crying.

The police officers looked at You Laosan incredulously, then at Su Ming, and then at You Laosan, He Baowen was stunned for a long time, and stammered and asked, "Are you ...... He...... How is this ......?"

"I didn't hit him." Su Ming shrugged indifferently: "I said it a long time ago, this kind of person, who can't understand human words, has to let animals entertain him." (To be continued.) )