Chapter 101 Aunt Taste, leave me a chicken leg
Tong Na took the lead, stretched out her hand to push open the iron door, and suddenly ......
"Boom~"
A loud bang suddenly broke out, and the sky was full of smoke and dust, Wang Dazhi looked at the fallen iron gate in a daze, his face was speechless, the office of this state organization was in disrepair for a long time, it simply subverted my previous impression of the government, it seems that I am wrong to blame the party, and there are also clean officials in the government.
Compared to Wang Dazhi's shock, Tong Na is temples jumped, you said that in order to cover up, it is understandable that you deliberately made the appearance of the building tattered, but even the door can be pushed down, are you sure you are really just trying to hide your tracks?
"Destroy the gate, pay five hundred."
A man in a security uniform, expressionless walked out from behind the gate, holding a water-based pen and writing in a notebook, Wang Dazhi glanced closer, his face darkened, and he glanced at the Huangfu brothers speechlessly.
What the security man wrote down in his notebook was that the income from the gate was 500, 400 was handed over, and 100 was used for his own use.
This is not the point, the point is that the security man's notebook is lined up, all of which are how much the gate earns, how much he pays in, and how much he keeps for himself.
Wang Dazhi suddenly understood why such a broken door would be retained to this day, it turned out that this was an extra income, but he didn't understand, how short of money the organization was, and the idea of making money was hit at the doorstep, weren't they funded by the state at public expense?
The Huangfu brothers took a look, and immediately patted their foreheads, they almost forgot about the iron gate, Huangfu said in surprise and embarrassment: "Ha, it's all a family, Tang San'er, these two are my newly recruited team members, this beauty is called Tong Na, an archaeological expert, and the other is called Wang Dazhi, a bricklayer, and they will be one of us in the future." ”
Wang Dazhi's face turned dark, why did you call me a bricklayer? I'm obviously an engineer, okay? I'm just starting from the grassroots level and accumulating experience, and you don't look down on people.
"Oh."
Tang San'er responded lightly, bowed his head slightly, and crossed out what he had just written in his notebook, but turned around and shrank into the security booth next to him with an expressionless face.
It is said to be a security pavilion, but in fact it is just a banana tree, and the dense foliage barely blocks the sun.
Huangfu was surprised to see Tang San'er in front of outsiders, ignoring his leader, it was inevitable that he was a little embarrassed, of course, he had known Tang San'er for so many years, and he already knew his character very well, he coughed lightly, and introduced Tang San'er to Wang Dazhi and Tong Na and said: "This kid's name is Tang San'er, his character is like this, he is cold and indifferent to everyone, don't mind." ”
Wang Dazhi and Tong Na saw that even leaders like the Huangfu brothers were left out in the cold, not to mention their new newcomers, so they had no dissatisfaction in their hearts, and followed the Huangfu brothers into this mental hospital.
After they all walked into the door, Tang San'er walked over again, and kicked at the iron door that fell to the ground, the iron door made a muffled sound with a "bang", and then stood up straight and straight, sticking to the door frame just right, as if the door was really closed.
Wang Dazhi's eyes were straight, this iron gate weighed twenty kilograms, and he was actually kicked up by Tang San'er, and he controlled the strength perfectly, this kind of martial arts frightened him, he shrank behind Tong Na for the first time, and asked in a low voice: "Da Na, can you beat him?" ”
"I can't."
Wang Dazhi's face was bitter, he couldn't even beat this Tang San'er with the strongest force on his side, didn't that mean that if they encountered an accident inside, they would definitely not be able to escape? He kind of regretted coming in.
However, Tang San'er's superb force made him a little convinced that this seemingly deserted courtyard was a den of national security organizations, where could ordinary people be qualified to let such a strong figure in martial arts be a security guard? I'm afraid it's the government.
"Hey, Dana, are you cold?"
"It's not cold."
"Then why is your body shaking?"
"Shut up, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak!"
Tong Na turned her head and glared at Wang Dazhi viciously, then wiped the slight cold sweat on her white forehead, and looked at Tang San'er who had returned to the Basho Security Pavilion with a fearful look.
Huangfu was surprised to see that Wang Dazhi and Tong Na were shocked, and he was slightly proud in his heart, he smiled and continued to introduce Tang San'er and said: "Oh, I forgot to introduce, Tang San'er practiced the twelve-way Tan legs, and his leg skills are very good, he is a first-class master in our organization, and the most important thing is that he is diligent, never lazy, three hundred and sixty-five days, except for the time of the mission, he sticks to the security booth rain or shine at other times, and is a comrade worthy of our learning and praise." ”
After Huangfu finished introducing in surprise, Tong Na looked at Tang San'er with a cold face in shock, is there really martial arts in the world? She used to think that it could only be seen in martial arts novels or TV series, but she didn't expect it to really exist.
Relatively speaking, Wang Dazhi is relatively calm, after all, he is also a character with a peerless education, a Jiuyang divine skill, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, never used, and it is still a child's skill, unbroken, it is really rare to see in a hundred years, cough cough.
"Whew~Whew~"
At this moment, a subtle snoring sound came, and in the scene where everyone was quiet, it roared like thunder, making Wang Dazhi and Tong Na look at the source of the sound suspiciously.
On the other side of the gate, there is also a banana tree, but compared with Tang San'er's lonely banana, the banana trees on this side are distributed in the shape of "Pin", close together to form a hut-like space, and the banana leaves on it are covered layer by layer, neither sunlight nor rain can enter.
Wang Dazhi looked at the past, didn't see anyone, moved down dozens of centimeters, only to see a fool who was also wearing a security uniform, this man was only about one meter and a half tall, with a cute expression, and was standing in the Basho security booth at the moment with his head tilted to sleep, and a snoring came from his nose, endlessly.
"Small-soil-bean!!"
Huangfu's head was black in surprise, his eyes were staring at the little potato, and he rushed over with anger on his face, raised his palm, and fanned it hard......
"Papa~"
More than a dozen slaps......
Dozens of slaps......
Hundreds of flesh crashes......
"Ah, my hand ......"
In the end, the emperor was surprised to lose, he shook a braised bear's paw, his face was full of pain, and the little potato was still snoring soundly and couldn't wake up, and he kicked it again in indignation......
"Bang!"
However, a kick on the little potato's body, the little potato didn't react at all, he was slapped hundreds of times just now, his face was not red, his eyes were not open, and he was kicked again at this moment, his body was stable and not tilted, and he stood there straight, satirizing the emperor's surprised incompetence.
"Big brother, you are really, what is the situation of the little potato, don't you know it, do you need to catch fire? Look at you, the little potato is fine, but you yourself hurt your hand, and you don't have a long memory for a few years. ”
Huangfu looked at his cute eldest brother speechlessly, whose temper in the organization they had long been clear, but his eldest brother always tried to correct the various strange personalities of the team members, but the effect was not very good, every time he returned with a wolf, but the next time he was still asking for his own hardship, why bother?
"It's time to eat!!"
The emperor gritted his teeth in surprise and glared at him, and suddenly howled.
"It's time to eat?"
No matter how hard anyone beats, the little potato who didn't react at all shook his whole body, his eyes opened suddenly, his eyes lit up, and without saying a word, he raised his legs and ran, shouting as he ran: "Aunt Taste, leave me a chicken leg ......"
Wang Dazhi: "Talent, I have three points of temperament." ”
Tong Na glanced at Wang Dazhi, and said angrily: "Yes, you have the temperament of a fool, it happens to be your kind, joining the Fool Alliance is exactly what you want, and you will find someone with the same brainwave as you in the future." ”
Brother Huangfu: "......"
Shame and shame at home.