008 Alien Invasion

"I'll skip class tomorrow!" Wen Xueyan sent him five words, and Lei Ban also replied with five words!

Wen Xueyan replied with a smile, no words!

Ray-Ban was in a better mood, and he had been trying to relax since he was discharged from the hospital, but in fact his whole state had been spent in a high degree of tension, and there were so many unexpected things that happened that he felt a lot of pressure.

Wen Xueyan is his lucky general, as long as he thinks of this name, Ray-Ban feels very warm, after replying to the text message, Ray-Ban is sweetly happy, and he falls asleep unconsciously.

As soon as he woke up, looked at the time, and then looked at Wen Xueyan's avatar, he began to check his wallet.

Tomorrow I will ask Wen Xueyan to watch a movie, no matter how I say it, I have to behave, after watching the movie, I always have to eat and go shopping, there are only two old man's heads left in the wallet, and it will be a shame if there is no money for the girl to pay.

The first date can not be careless, downstairs, he went to the UnionPay POS machine near the school gate to withdraw money, the late stop, there are many people to withdraw money, and it took nearly half an hour to wait for his turn.

Enter a three-digit number "600".

The system responds: "Your balance is insufficient!" ”

"!"

I remember that there was still nearly 3,000 yuan on the card a week ago, and Ray-Ban checked the balance, and there were only two hundred and five left.

The ATM can only withdraw hundreds, and in desperation, Ray-Ban can only enter "200", and while withdrawing money, Ray-Ban is wondering where his money is spent.

Two hundred yuan was taken out, and he flicked it twice with his fingers, and Ray-Ban laughed at himself: "Go all out, take it!" ”

"Dude, take the girl to open a room?" The third one behind him is a boy with dyed yellow hair, who is not short and estimated to be nearly 1.8 meters, with a pair of small eyes and a smile on him.

"It's your business!" Ray-Ban couldn't see that kind of smile the most, and said angrily.

"Take two Red Bulls at a time, it's very bold, Brother Farmer!" The white-faced boy sneered again.

Lei Ban's family conditions are very ordinary, his father is an ordinary enterprise employee in a small county town in an underdeveloped area of the mainland, and his mother is a contract worker who only entered his father's unit a few years ago, that is, a migrant worker, so he can't hear the word "farmer" the most.

"What's wrong with the peasant, who do you think you are, not the son of a peasant but also the grandson of a peasant!"

The mud bodhisattva also has an earthy nature, and for some reason, Lei Ban suddenly got angry from his heart, and evil was born from his guts, and he walked over and slapped the other party in the face with a straight slap.

Caught off guard, the "horn" sounded clearly, and several clear fingerprints appeared on the other party's face.

When it started, the team of students who withdrew money was all in chaos, and the girls hurriedly ran away screaming.

What people never expected was that behind the white-faced boy there were two boys standing outside the team who came with him, how could the person who dared to speak out be afraid to find trouble, the three of them looked at each other, roared, and immediately fought.

One against three, in order to prevent being surrounded, Lei Ban fought and retreated, and when he retreated to more than a dozen steps, he found that the three boys on the other side were all lying on the ground.

In a hurry, all the coping actions were subconscious, and after putting the opponent down, Ray-Ban realized that he had just appeared in a cowhide state like a god possessed on the court.

Those three fierce-looking guys were not his opponents at all, and he didn't even hit them, and the other three were all swept to the ground by him.

"Turtle, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I'll see you again!" Seeing his proud achievements, Lei Ban forgot last night's self-warning of "hiding merit and fame" to the sky, and proudly threw down a cruel sentence and walked away.

To say that there is no word "afraid" in his heart at all, it is impossible, otherwise he would not have fought and retreated just now, and now it is the other party who suffers, so he will naturally slip away.

After walking more than 100 meters and turning a corner, he could no longer see the scene of the incident, Lei Ban slowed down, and then he saw Meng Ruxue, she actually followed him.

"What's wrong with you just now, all of a sudden, so angry, so ruthless?"

She also happened to go to withdraw money, and it happened to happen, but when she first arrived, it was Ray-Ban's turn to withdraw money, so she stood at the back of the line, Ray-Ban didn't see her at the front of the line, but she saw everything that happened, and even Ray-Ban came out of the ATM and flicked the money with her fingers She could see it clearly.

"A bunch of turtles, help them give them a class for free, and teach them how to be a person in the future!" Ray-Ban glanced around, made sure no one was following, and smirked.

"A very tall reason, then what are you nervous about, what are you running?" Meng Ruxue asked rhetorically.

"The money is gone, it's okay for me to stay there and do something." Ray-Ban quibbled.

"What's the urgent need for money, is two enough, do you want me to lend you some?" Meng Ruxue smiled and stopped arguing with him, she was now interested in Ray-Ban, and asked half-jokingly.

"I'm uneasy to borrow money from you to ask other girls, but if you really want to help me, you can't ask for it if you borrow me a thousand children, and your hands are tight!" Ray-Ban's smile went back to what it used to be.

Meng Ruxue said: "Go, I chased you here to tell you that the person you beat just now is called Gao Bo, and he has chased me before, his father is the deputy director of the District Public Security Bureau, and he should have some energy in his hands, I am worried that if he is determined to retaliate against you, you may not be able to bear it, pay more attention to yourself in the future, and try not to run outside the school if you have nothing to do!" ”

"He didn't take you before, did he?" Ray-Ban asked.

"Dare to touch me, he doesn't have that dog guts!" Meng Ruxue looked disdainful.

Lei Ban wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he didn't say it in the end, Meng Ruxue was born in an officer family, and that Gao Bo should not dare to be too presumptuous in front of Meng Ruxue.

Meng Ruxue left, looking at her beautiful back, Lei Ban swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his heart was mixed, the goddess who had been chasing for three years suddenly called him, but he took the initiative to quit, and he was somewhat unwilling in his heart.

If it weren't for the sudden emergence of an extra Wen Xueyan, he might not have put her down so quickly in his heart, and thinking of Wen Xueyan, his heart was flooded with another kind of warmth.

After a round trip back to the dormitory, Ray-Ban was depressed! The two goods are good young people, he has never had a fight with anyone in the three years of college, and today this ghost made a slap on the wrist and met a rich and powerful second generation official.

Now that he is about to become a demon, he must not die before he grows and grows, as long as time passes, he will have his own day to call for wind and rain, which Lei Ban knows quite well in his heart.

Today's incident has happened, and it is useless to regret it, after returning to the dormitory, he also told Ye Fan and Duan Yuhua about today's incident, reminding them that if someone else inquires about his whereabouts in the future, they must not talk nonsense.

"I still need you to explain this, buddies for a few years, brothers who have something to carry together, next time you will say hello to me, let me follow the majesty!" Ye Fan is rarely upright.

"It's right to make a move when it's time to make a move, but it's better to be careful in the future, for fear that the other party will use people in society." Duan Yuhua said a little worriedly.

Duan Yuhua's personality is not as impulsive as Ye Fan, but he also thinks about him, and Lei Ban was a little moved when he saw the reaction of the two animals.

"Looking at how hard you have been working lately, are you sure that English level 6 is there this time?" Ray-Ban changed the subject.

"It should be almost, it depends on the on-the-spot performance, learning languages is really an advantage for girls, my lady didn't see how she learned, and all of a sudden the sixth level passed!" Ye Fan sighed and said.

"You're better than me, I haven't passed the test twice, I knew that I was just like Lao Lei, I passed the fourth level of English and pulled down, and now I can't go up or down, I spent so much effort, and I feel sorry for myself if I can't pass the test." Duan Yuhua took over the topic.

Speaking of foreign languages, they talked about Meng Ruxue again, and both of them encouraged Ray-Ban to strike while the iron was hot, and the three-year Long March has run down, don't miss this last step, and the current situation is also obvious, Meng Ruxue already has a good impression of Ray-Ban, otherwise she wouldn't have reminded Ray-Ban to prevent high waves today.

didn't want to talk about topics related to Meng Ruxue with these two animals, so Lei Ban dealt with it casually, and the two of them saw Lei Ban's thoughts, and gradually lost interest.

Then Ye Fan continued to memorize words, Duan Yuhua played games, and Ray-Ban did his homework for tomorrow's date, and went online to check which theaters were showing which movies, what time period, and how much the ticket price was.

Ads are everywhere, especially those with military-themed sites with all sorts of nonsense, and suddenly an ad with the headline "Five thousand years ago alien mummy resurrected" pops up.

Ray-Ban is not a military fan, he usually doesn't browse this kind of web page in the past, but now he is interested, because he is about to become an alien, can he not be interested in aliens?

Open the web page, full of gibberish, all of which are specious content, which can't stand scrutiny at all, and the pictures are also vague, but there is an advertising comment after the article that caught his attention.

"Alien Super Group Recruitment, Aliens Only Enter! Group No. XXXXX"

Obviously, this is a group built by some idle people, but Ray-Ban still searched for the group number to find this alien group and applied to join.

I didn't need to review it.,I went in directly.,I didn't expect the group to be very popular.,But most of them are advertisements.,Ray-Ban sent a sentence.,Are there really aliens in the group?

There were three replies immediately, but they were all advertising links, one selling outdoor products, one buying sex products, and the last one selling **.

Not wanting to waste time, Ray-Ban stepped back and closed his eyes in contemplation.

Ray-Ban didn't care about whether there were aliens in this world before, but now he has to care, where can he find the organization that is studying aliens?

This time, he didn't search for the group number, he directly searched for the word "alien" on Google, and the system gave him many options, alien incidents, alien abduction incidents, alien invasion of the earth, etc.

clicked on the alien abduction incident, and then there were all kinds of anecdotes, too many to read, page by page, just looking at the title and not looking at the content, you know that these things are not true.

After turning more than a dozen pages, a headline stabbed Ray-Ban again: "80-year-old retired NBA player becomes an idiot after being kidnapped by aliens".

Thinking of his basketball level, if there is really a former NBA player in the brain information of the 100 earthlings extracted by those interstellar pirates, coupled with the telekinesis level of his alien brother, there is further evidence that his basketball level suddenly became stronger.

Ray-Ban clicked on this page, the article is not long, there is a time, a place, a name, in order to further verify, Ray-Ban entered English and several other different foreign languages, and found that this incident is not only in Chinese, but also reported on multiple foreign versions of UFO websites.

Of course, this can show that the thing is true, it is still ridiculous, where to find a relatively authoritative statement, Ray-Ban no longer looks at the web page, and begins to carefully look for organizations, or search social groups, through the keyword UFO.

There are so many groups with UFOs in the group number or introduction information, sorted by the number of people, this time he directly eliminated all the groups with more than 50 people, because most of these groups are advertising groups, and the possibility of really doing alien research is actually smaller, and after turning dozens of pages, suddenly a group number with an English name entered his eyes - the extraterrestrial civilization interest research group, and the introduction showed that the total number of people was only 11.

Apply to join!

The review conditions need to answer one question, which is a multiple-choice question in English.

What do you think is the most likely way for aliens to invade Earth is:

A. Direct UFO invasion;

B. Biochemical warfare, using viruses to turn earthlings into zombies;

C. Religious invasion, creating a God whose mind rules the earth and serves Him;

D. Others:――

Option D is followed by a horizontal line after the word "other", and the answer can be filled in by the respondent as he or she wants.

After thinking about it, Ray-Ban ticked the "D" and added it in English on the horizontal line: "It must be in a way we didn't expect!" ”

Fill in the answer point and submit, and then look at the time It's 2:40 in the morning, and the group owner should not be online at this time, and the review can only wait for tomorrow.

The power of the mobile phone is only a trace of skin, and it is very hot!