After becoming a shark, you were released to the top of Mount Everest, do you regret choosing to become a shark?

Chen Dezheng has no regrets.

"I should be the first shark to die on the top of Mount Everest, the photographer under the mountain, the satellite in the sky, if you have the ability to photograph me, please be sure to take a picture of this scene that is called a wonder of the world."

He shouted in his heart, and at the same time the shark's body was swinging, swinging left and right, and in less than a minute, he felt a deep sense of powerlessness, which was the punishment of the laws of nature for the shaped.

A shark, not good at swimming in the sea, just ran to the top of Mount Everest, it was simply looking for death!

"Chen De Shark, Chen De Shark, swift and fierce, Megatron Snow Mountain! I, Chen De Shark, is a dog leash, and I am also a dog leash bathed in holy light! ”

The light, which comes from the sky, is actually sunlight that shines down from the clouds. Due to the time difference, it will be a few hours before dark here on Mount Everest.

Consciousness began to break away from the shark deformation, and before returning from sleep, Chen Dezheng saw clearly, the shark deformation without his control became transparent, and then it turned into nothingness, and there was no trace of the shark on the top of Mount Everest.

"Phantom body, phantom body, it's unreal!"

He figured out that there are two kinds of phantom bodies in the transformation mechanism, one of which is an animal that already exists somewhere on the earth, and the transformer will not disappear after the consciousness is possessed. The other is like this shark, once the transformation is over and the consciousness is detached, the phantom will disappear on its own.

Unreal, dreamy, how this transformation mechanism is formed, and how it triggers this transformation mechanism, Chen Dezheng is not clear, and he is not interested in delving into it, he only understands one thing, his transformation is unreasonable.

Unreasonable to others, but also unreasonable to himself.

If you were reasonable, you wouldn't be trapped by the transformation mechanism every time you turn into a fish!

"On that day, I was at the top of Mount Everest and saw the most magnificent scenery in the world, but unfortunately, I was a shark, a shark's shark"

Chen Dezheng is communicating with his wallet and bag with his mobile phone, he is not playing Chen Dezheng, he is playing an alien mechanical pigeon, and at the moment he is Chen Dege.

"I haven't replied to my message for a few days, pigeon, you have released a pigeon for me again! I'm not happy! ”

"Pigeon, did you see the text message I sent you the other day, last weekend I met a lewd man named Dezheng, I really want to give that lewd man's fart. Come and kick a few feet, let him taste the power of my big cat pie town faction leg method big cat leg method! ”

"Pigeon, I'm not an ordinary high school girl now, I'm now a descendant of the Big Cat Sect, an official heir! This baby not only learned the big cat boxing method and the big cat leg method, but also is ready to learn meow light skills!

"Cat's paw floating!"

"Cat's tail crosses the river!"

"The three cat's eye sisters!"

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Even the three cat's eye sisters ran out, and Chen Dezheng didn't know what adjectives to use to describe Qian Baobao's innocence. Indeed, the kung fu cat called biting is really powerful, it is indeed very awesome, but cats are cats, people are people, even if the kung fu cat really wants to pass on kung fu to Qian Baobao, I am afraid that Qian Baobao's IQ will not be able to learn anything. is also light, Qian Baobao can jump 60 centimeters on the spot, which is very awesome.

"Pigeon, you have time for the weekend, next weekend I will go to that park and compete with the lewd fat cat he raised! Pigeon, your name is Dezheng, is my best friend, that lewd man is also called Dezheng, this baby is very unpleasant to look at that lewd man, how can that lewd man have the same name as you! Don't worry, I'll definitely teach that lewd man a good lesson! ”

"Pigeon, next weekend, let's go to that park together, and have a dignified battle with that lewd man and that lewd man's fat cat that doesn't brush his teeth!"

Qian Baobao sent two text messages in a row, Chen Dezheng could only shake his head when he saw it, and secretly said that the high school girl was not lightly harmed by the kung fu cat. The high school girl, obviously not knowing, the lewd man named Dezheng in her mouth is communicating with her on her mobile phone at the moment.

Chen Dezheng, male, Shudu people.

Chen Dege, male, Shu Du flying pigeon.

Whether it is Chen Dezheng or Chen Dege, they are essentially a person, and they are all played by him Chen Dezheng. If one day, Qian Baobao discovers this fact, I don't know what kind of expression she will show, Chen Dezheng is still looking forward to this.

Anyway, he won't take the initiative to reveal his identity, and use the identity of an alien mechanical pigeon to communicate with Qian Baobao, not to deceive Qian Baobao about anything, but to save the jumping girl and prevent the jumping girl from doing something similar to jumping off the building in the future.

"Pigeon, please answer if you receive it! If you don't answer, I'm going to call the police! Qian Baobao sent another text message.

"Sorry, I'm going to work overtime over the weekend to fix my base." Chen Dezheng replied with a text message, thought about it and replied: "I miss my hometown more and more, my hometown Goat Star." ”

After replying to the text message, without waiting for the other party to respond, he directly turned off his phone and put it in the drawer. He looked at the somewhat messy bedroom, and said with a slight smile: "My bedroom is my base, it is really necessary to tidy up, jumping girl, I didn't lie to you." ”

On the other end, Qian Baobao's house, Qian Baobao just finished sending a message, and she saw the latest SMS prompt, and she knew that the other party would not reply. However, she didn't stop texting, but sent many messages in a row before stopping......

"Dead pigeons, and forced release of pigeons to me! If it weren't for me learning the kung fu of the Big Cat School, I would have to send you 250 text messages today! ”

Qian Baobao put down his mobile phone, supported his cheeks with both hands, looked out the window with some melancholy, and began to communicate with the kung fu cat lying on the side.

"Biting, do you really think that the pigeon belongs to the same breed as you are?"

"Meow."

Kung Fu Cat replied calmly.

"Biting, is our big cat pie really awesome?"

"Meow!"

Kung Fu Cat responded with great certainty.

"Biting, pigeon, if he is really an alien breed, if he really repairs his base one day, will you follow him with me to his homeland?"

"Meow."

Kung Fu Cat shook its head and barked.

"Biting, the black fat cat I met in the park last time, you said it was called Zhanwu, did you already know it before? There is another white fat cat, you say it's called Nine Lives, is it a Nine Lives Cat Demon? ”

"Meow!"

The kung fu cat let out a short and eager cry, and raised its right paw, and flew in the air a few times, the cold light flickered, and it was extremely powerful.

"By the way, bite, you are a woman, the black fat cat is a male, and the white fat cat is a female, so do you think it is possible that my pigeon is also a woman?" Qian Baobao suddenly thought of a question and suddenly asked with a smile. It was always thought that the pigeon was a male, but it was not impossible that it was a female pigeon, and if the pigeon was really a female pigeon, it would be interesting.

"Meow!"

The kung fu cat let out a short cry and gave an extremely disdainful look outside the window, which meant that the pigeon in the mouth of the high school girl was definitely not a woman, it must be a male pigeon.

A weak pigeon who only knows how to brag and cheat on the kisses of high school girls!

Weak pigeons, big cats can be extinguished by blowing a breath! (Thank you for the tips of 'Death Blade', 'Bored Dust', 'Goodbye to the Second Goods', and 'hggjchnv', thank you for your support.) When I returned to my hometown from Chengdu today, I did a stupid thing, I only brought my notebook and forgot to bring a power supply. Then go and buy a power supply, a hundred yuan, the expensive one on the Internet is only 60 yuan, and the cheap one is only more than 20 yuan. are all annoyed by the driver's license test, the driver's license is like a little goblin, really grinding. ）