Chapter Ninety-Eight: Diet Tea with Excellent Results
() Why did Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin refuse to bet on the third game even though they won two games, the only reason is, of course, that they have no chance of winning!
Wang Dazhi has now used the "wish fulfillment", and the gambling god-level gambling technique cannot be used, in this case, he is not sure in his heart to win the old bastard opposite.
And Tong Jin saw Wang Dazhi's embarrassment, so he began to cooperate with Wang Dazhi to play cheap and cute, just to avoid another gamble, but he never expected that Xiao Na would be seduced by someone else's "strawberry ice cream".
Wang Dazhi coaxed Xiao Na and said, "Xiao Na, Uncle Dazhi will also buy you a lot of strawberry ice cream." ”
"Oh."
Xiao Na nodded in disappointment, took out her notebook leisurely, and wrote under the frightened gaze of Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin, "Uncle Dazhi and Grandpa gamble with others at home."
"Bet, I bet."
Wang Dazhi gritted his teeth and glared at Gao Ban fiercely, and then laughed at Xiao Na again: "Don't worry, Xiao Na, Uncle Dazhi will definitely win those strawberry ice creams for you." ”
"Uncle Dazhi is the best."
Cortana smiled sweetly, thinking about the thousands of strawberry ice creams flying in, and her eyes narrowed happily.
Wang Dazhi sighed speechlessly, why didn't he find out that Cortana likes to eat strawberry ice cream before?
Tong Jin also hid his face and didn't dare to squeak, which was a tacit acquiescence to this game.
"Come on! This time I'll be the banker! ”
Gao Ban smiled proudly, he saw that Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin had been refusing to gamble with him again, and it could be seen that the young man opposite really didn't know how to gamble, the first game was to win him, and the second game may have some skills, but unfortunately it must not be able to be used a second time, so he will always refuse to play again.
With confidence in his heart, he picked up the poker and cleaned it, and after a few seconds, after the poker was shuffled, he casually planned to touch the poker for the first time.
"Wait a minute."
Wang Dazhi suddenly interrupted Gao Ban, he slapped Gao Ban's hand away, touched the card himself, and he snorted: "You were the first to touch it the first two times, how can it be my turn this time." ”
Gao Ban was stunned, and glanced at Wang Dazhi with appreciation, just now when he shuffled the cards, he subconsciously thought that he would be the first to touch the cards, so when shuffling the cards, he deliberately put the A of spades on the first card, but he didn't expect to be cheap Wang Dazhi.
"Gollum"
Suddenly, there were a few noises in Gao Ban's stomach, and he clutched his stomach and frowned.
Wang Dazhi's eyes lit up, he smiled, and opened the poker very casually, and sure enough, it was the ace of spades.
Gao Ban rubbed his stomach, and found that there was nothing big to do, he smiled slightly, and did not care about Wang Dazhi turning out the ace of spades, he is a banker, under the premise of the same size, he can win the gambling game, just now Wang Dazhi won like this, with his gambling skills, he can change another spade A out, the final winner is still him, there is no need to doubt this.
He raised his eyebrows at Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm also the ace of spades, and the dealer wins." ”
He laughed and flipped the poker, and it turned out to be another ace of spades.
According to the previous rules, this game is won by a high ban.
"You're out of the woods."
However, Wang Dazhi suddenly stood up angrily, and pointed at Gao Ban is accusation: "You are too despicable, the battle at the gambling table should be dignified and upright, but you old bastard actually showed a thousand people in front of us, you are too shameless." ”
Gao Ban was stunned by Wang Dazhi's scolding, what happened, I changed the card is indeed out of the old thousand, but you didn't change the card before? Are you embarrassed to accuse me?
Tong Jin was also stunned for a moment, looking at Wang Dazhi's angry face, he immediately reacted, glared at Gao Ban with the same anger and disdain, and said angrily: "Gao Ban, you are so shameless, there are thousands of people on the gambling table, you are also worthy of being called the 'Macau Gambling King'?" I'm sorry, you despicable villain, shameless and have no bottom line. ”
Gao Ban is stunned again, I am shameless, then you, the person known as the "Thousand Kings", are not shameless to the extreme, uh, no, this is shameless for the son-in-law of the old man, not to mention the old man himself, but others are scolded by them, it is really shameless!
After Tong Jin scolded a few times, he took a deep breath and said in a fair and just tone: "Okay, this game of gambling has ended, because of the high ban on you from going out of the old thousand, I officially announce that Wang Dazhi won this game." ”
"Poof!"
Gao Ban was once again annoyed by Tong Jin's bottomless discipline, and almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
"Yay, my strawberry ice cream."
Cortana cheered.
"This family is all the same."
Gao Ban looked at the triumphant Wang Dazhi and the three, his old face turned red, and he wanted to refute a few sentences, but the rules of the gambling table, how can anyone who is a loser.
However, how could he admit defeat lightly, he was unwilling to say: "You guys were also out of the game just now." ”
Wang Dazhi said with a smile: "We discussed the rules just now, I can find a spade ace again, so it can't be counted as my old hand, but this game is different, we didn't say that we can draw an identical spade ace again, so you are considered a good man." ”
High abstinence and crying without tears, you play dirty work, you can't play word games like this, you are too despicable, just bully me like this An old man from afar, are you embarrassed? Stinky and shameless.
"I'm not convinced."
Gao Ban wiped the corners of his moist eyes, his expression indignant.
Tong Jin opened his eyebrows and smiled: "Old bastard, if you don't accept it, you won't accept it, but shouldn't you fulfill your gambling contract, hurry up and tell us who is behind framing Xiao Na?" ”
"And my strawberry ice cream." Cortana interjected.
Gao Ban's eyes rolled, and he smiled and said: "I am not convinced by this loss, and you are not glorious in winning, so I only realized half of the bet I made before, let's say, do you want to know who is behind the scenes, or do you want the thousand strawberry ice cream?" ”
"We need to know who's behind this?" "I want strawberry ice cream."
Wang Dazhi, Tong Jin and Xiao Na said almost in unison.
Xiao Na looked at Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin pitifully, and said, "Uncle Dazhi, grandpa, I want strawberry ice cream." ”
Tong Jin had a brain ache, why didn't he find out that Cortana likes to eat strawberry ice cream?
He coaxed Cortana and said, "Little Cortana, grandpa will help you buy a thousand strawberry ice creams, don't you want strangers' ice cream, okay?" ”
Cortana clapped her little hands happily, and then snapped her fingers and said happily: "Great, I have 2,000 ice creams, and I want to take them to school for Xiaoyu and hairy children." ”
Tong Jin's face turned dark, Xiao Xiaona, please, I mean you give up the forbidden thousand strawberry ice cream, and I will buy it for you, is it really good for you to pretend to be stupid and innocent like this?
However, although he was slanderous in his heart, he didn't dare to say that this little ancestor was not only his heart, but also Tong Na's heart, whether he could reconcile with Tong Na, her role in it was very big, and he didn't dare to offend.
So, he pinned his hopes on Wang Dazhi, but Wang Dazhi looked at the sky and didn't seem to care about this problem at all, in fact, he also had a last resort, Xiao Na is the owner of the magic lamp, and he controls his destiny, plus there is a Tong Na standing behind her, where does he dare to squeak, well, it's better to keep a low profile.
Tong Jin cried and said reluctantly: "We want a thousand strawberry ice creams." ”
Gao Ban laughed, patted Tong Jin's shoulder, and said, "This is a wise choice." After a pause, he added, "I'll have strawberry ice cream delivered in two days." ”
After speaking, he took a deep look at Wang Dazhi who was careless, and said sincerely: "Young man, I really hope that you don't get involved in gambling, if you have to dye gambling, soon after, there will be a gambling king competition in the capital, you can go to participate, when the time comes, you will know that there are countless people with excellent gambling skills, I hope that when you fail, you can stop the idea of gambling." ”
With that, he stood up and took his leave, however, as soon as he took two steps, his stomach "gurgled" again, and he paused, and after a pause, he planned to turn back.
Wang Dazhi secretly glanced at Gao Ban's slightly ugly face, he almost pushed Gao Ban and his two bodyguards out of the door, and said loudly: "Okay, okay, you hurry up and rescue my family, we won't send guests." ”
"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
Gao Ban clamped his legs and shouted uncomfortably, but unfortunately Wang Dazhi didn't give him a chance at all, and directly pushed him out of the door, and sent the two bodyguards away, and he closed the door with a "clang".
"Ah~" "Poof! "Let's go!"
A moment later, a ** scream came in, followed by a loud fart, plus the crisp sound of a pile of mud falling to the ground.
"Old immortal, Wang Dazhi, we're not done."
After half a ring, Gao Ban's resentful cruel words came in again.
"Haha."
Wang Dazhi kept laughing on the sofa at home, Tong Jin also vaguely guessed something, and he also laughed, only Xiao Na looked at his uncle and grandfather Dazhi like stupid.
"I'll just say, how can Besunyen slimming tea, which has expired for three years, be useless at all?"
Wang Dazhi took out a box of slimming tea out of nowhere, and it had expired for three years from the expiration date, no wonder Gao Ban would suddenly come to a thousand miles before leaving, and there was a reason for this......