Chapter 135: A fairy tale that no one listens to
"It turns out that you are a beautiful lady, as you said, the contemptible person is the guardian of the ninth layer of the Phantom Tower, the most famous Rigoster Pandora Hilton in the history of Thunder Island, of course, before you turn your head, you can see from your charming back, dancing ice blue long hair, and extremely girlish and seductive body, that you must be a beautiful woman who has fallen into the country and the city. When you turn your head, I seem to see the most beautiful creatures in the world, like butterflies fluttering among the flowers, the sun shining on the endless sea, dispelling the haze and pain that has lingered in my heart for a long time, you are like the sun in winter is better than forty cold winters and heats, you-"
Pandora gushed endlessly, and Haiyun on the side was a little ignorant and confused.
"What the hell?"
"—Oh, no, no, beautiful and honorable young lady, who is not a ghost, but Pandora Hilton, the most famous Rister in the history of Ray Island, understands? Beautiful young lady, may I ask your name?"
After a pompous remark, Pandora straightened up and bowed again, her neck twisted as if in anticipation of Haiyun's answer. His eerily funny mask was less than three centimeters away from the tip of the Hanhua Spear, but he didn't care about it in the slightest.
"I'm sure that a young lady as beautiful as you can't bear to use this cold spear to cut through my perfect mask—"
Haiyun sighed, what kind of guardian of the Phantom Thunder Tower is this? Obviously a crazy person who talks a lot and can't stop talking-
There's no need to worry about a madman, otherwise someone who cares is also a madman. Haiyun withdrew the Hanhua Spear, and said with a smile: "My name is Haiyun, I am the third princess of the Sea Kingdom, and I am very happy to meet Her Excellency Pandora Hilton!"
"Oooo
A rooster crow came from Pandora's mouth, spinning around Haiyun like a spinning top, lowering the brim of his military hat on his head, "Are you the princess of the sea country?" hahaha-the boy's dream lover. Oops, Claude's discerning guy is so discerning—haha, it's so much better than Orebo, who would like Bernard's cold tigress?" Pandora danced in front of the clouds as if she were performing, and unlike Attina's noble and elegant dance moves, his dance moves were not only messy, but also extremely funny, a clown who jumped off the beam.
"Are you really the Guardian of the Ninth Layer of the Phantom Tower: Pandora Hilton?"
"Yes, Miss Haiyun. Pandora saluted exaggeratedly again, bending even more than ninety degrees, "You don't need to doubt it, standing in front of you is the most famous and famous courtier in the history of Thunder Island-Pandora Hilton, I am honored to introduce myself to you, I want to persuade the king of Thunder to declare war on the world, so that Thunder Country will also become a hegemon, if it weren't for the defeat later, the world would have been the world of Thunder Country, hahahaha——"
Haiyun rolled his eyes, this guy didn't look like a threat to him at all - he really looked like a courtier, a strange guy as Bernard said.
"Mr. Pandora Hilton. ”
"Contemptible people, please ask Her Royal Highness the beautiful Princess Haiyun to command, I will definitely do my best to meet all your needs, you must know that I am a beautiful man with grace, of course, grace will only be reserved for beautiful women. Pandora quietly appeared behind Haiyun and said solemnly.
"First, please don't bow like this, can't you speak normally?" Haiyun pleaded, I don't know why, as soon as he saw such a pompous action, Haiyun wanted to rush forward and beat Pandora.
"But Your Royal Highness Princess Haiyun, don't you like such a polite and handsome bow?
"But I don't like it. Haiyun said, "And you have too much nonsense, can you be quieter?"
Pandora was silent, standing still.
Could it be that I broke his heart? Haiyun was a little worried.
After a while, Pandora finally spoke: "I always like to talk all my life, and I feel that I haven't said enough before I die, so the last request I gave myself at that time was to keep talking until I die." But you don't seem to like it—"
"Mr. Pandora, you talk too much nonsense. ”
"I understand, in that case, I'll stop talking nonsense, and only she is willing to listen to my nonsense from beginning to end. Pandora Hilton calmed down and seemed a little lonely.
Haiyun took a deep breath, looked around at the lifeless wilderness around him and asked, "Did I come to the ninth layer of the Phantom Thunder Tower?"
"Yes!" Pandora saluted immediately.
"How do I get through the ninth floor of the Phantom Tower?"
"You've passed!" Pandora replied loudly with a salute.
Haiyun frowned, a look of disgust, "Can you not salute like a stupid hat?" ”
"Isn't this kind of salute more solemn and polite?"
"No, I don't feel anything other than being an eyesore. Haiyun said coldly.
"Since Her Royal Highness Princess Haiyun insists on requesting, I will stop. Pandora Hilton lowered her hand and stood straight.
There is no wind in the ninth floor of the space, and everything seems to be still, giving people an indescribable feeling. The tone of the whole world is a monotony of crimson with a hint of gray, which makes people feel depressed.
"Are you feeling better?"
"It's better. Haiyun took a deep breath, "What did you mean by saying just now that I had passed the test of the ninth layer?"
"That's literally, Your Highness Princess Haiyun, you have now passed the test of the ninth layer. ”
Haiyun didn't know what joke this playmaker was making in front of him, obviously he hadn't done anything, how could he say that he had passed the ninth layer test?
Although Pandora has a very strange logical temperament and is completely a madman that no one understands, he sees the doubts in Haiyun's heart.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, are you thinking that you can pass the test of the ninth layer of the Phantom Thunder Tower without doing anything?"
"Yes. ”
"As for this, you can rest assured, because in my opinion, you already have the strength to pass the ninth layer test, which means that you can pass this test no matter what, so in view of the tight time between you and Claude, I plan to let you clear the level directly. Do you think this is a good decision?" Pandora said in an orderly manner, "I don't train you very hard like Yatina and Bernard, because they have already taught you a lot, and you are already very strong now, all I can do is let you enter the tenth layer of the Phantom Tower." ”
"Should I believe you?" Haiyun was still skeptical, "You are the most famous courtier in the history of the Thunder Kingdom, and you can't take all of your words. ”
Pandora shook her head: "So you still want to fight me? But Your Highness the Princess, you must not be my opponent." The Ancient Spirit Artifact Jade Record gives me magical powers, and the Golem Teapot can summon an army of the undead, so you can say that you don't have any chance of winning. ”
Haiyun was silent, although this guy spoke extremely unreliable, and his speech was also upside down, but the only thing that was certain was that his strength was definitely not below Bernard and Yatina. Just a few moments ago, he was able to appear around him without breath, which showed that his body was far above him, and he actually had the strength to tread snow without a trace. Although he opened the seventh vein of the Heart of the Ocean, it was still too difficult to completely defeat an opponent of this level.
"Hey, you're really willing to let me go unconditionally. Haiyun asked again.
"Of course. Pandora didn't hesitate, "I'm so gracious with any woman, and I've said that my demeanor is reserved for beautiful women, and I'm lucky you're one of them." ”
"I know there's no such thing as a free lunch. Say, what's the condition?"
Pandora was silent for a moment, then pulled a small ornament out of her pocket and threw it to Hai Yun.
"What is this?"
"The gift to you is the same as the six-pointed star crystal that Bernard gave you. Pandora said, "Although it can't help you open the Heart of the Ocean Vein Gate, it can at least open several Phantom Thunder Shield Vein Gates. Everyone who passes the ninth layer of the test will get something like this, and when they get to the next level, they will not be so lucky, Fiore and Fiona are not so easy for me to deal with. ”
"Thank you. Haiyun summoned a glowing red lightning shield and placed the small ornament on it, and in an instant, the smooth surface of the phantom thunder shield erupted like a volcano, and three more veins appeared on the ground. Six veins of different sizes were scattered around the Phantom Thunder Shield, and Haiyun looked confused.
"Damn, you can still play like this. ”
"Because you are a beautiful lady, if it is anyone else, you have to fight me, this is my code of conduct. Pandora said politely.
"I see. ”
"But I have a reluctant request, and I hope you will agree. Pandora said.
"It seems that my father is right when he says that there is no such thing as a free lunch in the world. ”
Pandora shook her head, "I haven't said what this reluctant invitation is, can it be that such a beautiful and touching Miss Haiyun can bear to refuse a handsome and handsome beautiful man like me?"
Haiyun sighed, where is this beautiful man, he is clearly the craziest madman in the history of Thunder Island-
Looking at the phantom thunder shield in his hand, since he accepted the help of others, why didn't he listen to the pleas of others?
"Tell me, what's your reluctant request?"
Pandora's funny mask smiled and replied, "It's very simple, can Her Royal Highness Princess Haiyun be patient to listen to me finish telling a story?"
"Hopefully the story won't be too long. ”
Haiyun rolled his eyes, it turned out that what he had allowed himself to do was such a simple thing, it was not too much to listen to a story, and besides, the story told by such a madman would be very interesting.
"Thank you, Your Highness Princess Haiwen, for making my long-cherished wish come true. Your kindness is like the vast stars that illuminate the infinite darkness in my heart, like a spring breeze blowing from the west to take away the dust on my body, oh no~~"
Gao Song Kaige, Pandora seems to be about to get out of control again.
"Please get started, I hope your story is worth hearing. Haiyun said coldly, if you don't interrupt this madman quickly, I don't know that I will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.
"Ahem-ahem-" Pandora lowered her throat, "You're the second person willing to listen to my storytelling, and after all these years, no one has been willing to listen to me except for Fiore and Fiona, who are willing to listen to me tell fairy tales—"
"I now know why Adena and Bernard don't care about you, let's get started-"
"Yes, yes—" Pandora raised her hand, and the whole wilderness shifted, and the world merged into his story.
Yes, and so began the story of the story of Rigoletto.
The picture is very fragmented, but this is his story, the story of a troubled courtier.