Looking at Tang Feng's anxious abnormal performance in front of him, two words suddenly popped out of Tang Dou's mind: crazy

I'll go, Tang Feng turned out to be a madman. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Only a madman would have the heart to design such a perfect killing machine.

Only a madman would travel to the Chu and Han dynasties to help the violent Xiang Yu fight the country.

But what's the matter with the Temporal Authority that this madman is talking about? And what about the time shuttle he said he was working on? Could it be that this madman turned out to be a 'scientist' at a cutting-edge scientific research institution in the future?

Tang Dou was a little messy, and he was about to ask Tang Feng about the details, when Tang Feng on the steps suddenly raised his head suddenly, jumped down the steps and jumped in front of Tang Dou with an excited face.

Hum~, the unpleasant smell of rancid breath on Tang Feng's body rushed straight towards Tang Dou.

Tang Dou hurriedly held his breath, reached out and pushed forward against Tang Fenghong's glowing forehead, stared at Tang Feng in an unkind tone and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

There was a greasy feeling on Tang Feng's forehead in the palm of his hand, Tang Dou was so disgusted that he almost didn't vomit on the spot, and he didn't dare to let Tang Feng lean against him.

Tang Feng seemed to want to try to raise his hand to do something, but unfortunately the joints of his two arms had been removed by Tang Dou, but Tang Feng didn't care that Tang Dou reached out to his forehead, his eyes lit up and looked at Tang Dou's hand that was not raised, and said hurriedly: "I understand, you must also have a crossing ring, so you know how to stop me from using the crossing ring, hurry up, hurry up, stretch out your hand for me to see, I can't see you on my head." ”

Tang Feng had already seen that Tang Dou was not wearing a crossing ring on the hand that was hanging down, and he was now full of thought that Tang Dou must be wearing a crossing ring on the hand that was on his forehead, but unfortunately Tang Dou's movements just now were too fast, and he didn't see it clearly.

Tang Dou stared at Tang Feng speechlessly and said, "You are not allowed to come close to me......"

"Brush", Tang Feng instantly took three steps back: "I promise not to get close to ......"

Tang Dou hurriedly took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped his hands in disgust, not caring that this handkerchief was embroidered and given to him by Princess Haoyue herself.

"Huh? Why didn't you cross the ring, so how did you cross over? Could it be that you are originally from this era? But then how would you know to stop me from using the Crossing Ring? Tang Feng stared at Tang Dou's two hands in surprise, his eyes full of doubts.

Tang Dou had now completely given up the breathing function of his nose, he held his breath and wiped his hands while looking at Tang Feng and said, "You tell me how you got this crossing ring, and I will tell you." ”

Tang Feng had no intention of escaping at this time, and it seemed that understanding Tang Dou's secret in front of him was more important than his life.

Tang Feng circled around Tang Dou three meters away, his eyes carefully looking for something on Tang Dou's body, and said in his mouth: "No, you have to tell me first, how did you get here, and then I will tell you where I got this crossing ring." ”

Tang Dou smiled: "Okay, deal, let's change one problem for another, and no one will suffer." ”

Tang Feng also smiled: "I agree, it's only fair in this way, I'm old, I'll ask first." ”

Tang Dou smiled: "Okay, I'll let you ask first." ”

After that, Tang Dou was about to throw away the handkerchief in his hand, when he suddenly remembered that this handkerchief was embroidered for him by Princess Haoyue herself.

Tang Dou looked at the handkerchief in his hand distressedly, and was ruthless...... He ruthlessly stuffed the handkerchief back into his arms, glared at Tang Feng, who was still circling around him, and asked in an unkind tone, "Dude, how many years have you not taken a bath?" ”

"I'm too busy with work to take care of" Tang Feng replied casually, and suddenly Tang Feng jumped up as if he remembered something: "Eh, brother, why don't you keep your promise, I'll ask the question first." ”

"Poof~" Tang Dou sprayed directly.

Your sister, let me ask you if you haven't taken a bath for a few years, is this a problem? I think there's something really wrong with your brain.

The result of Tang Dou's spray was that he forgot to hold his breath, and then Tang Dou tragically inhaled a large mouthful of the rancid breath emanating from Tang Feng's body, which made Tang Dou retch several times.

"Dude, I'll kneel for you. Yes, I preemptively asked, but you didn't answer anyway, I don't count this question, you start asking. ”

After a big victory, Tang Feng stood proudly opposite Tang Dou, looked up at Tang Dou with his chest up, and said seriously: "One of our scientific research work is one or two is two, we must be careful and rigorous in doing things, since you have already asked it, you must get the answer before you can give up, otherwise you will always be confused about this problem, which is not conducive to the development of follow-up work, for the sake of you are still young, I will forgive you this time, but you have to let me think about it......"

Tang Dou looked at Tang Feng with a black line and asked, "What do you think?" ”

Tang Feng looked at Tang Dou with a serious face and said, "Of course, I want to think about when was the last time I took a bath." What kind of department is this little comrade of yours, why don't you understand the rules at all, and ask one more question. Shut up from now on and don't interrupt my train of thought again. ”

As he spoke, Tang Feng had already sat down on the steps, frowning and thinking hard about what year and month his last bath would take place.

Tang Dou looked at Tang Feng's serious appearance dumbfounded, his throat surged, and a mouthful of blood gushed up.

Your sister, am I going to ask you about the bath? Really? Really?

"Big brother, I beg you, let's skip this question, didn't you ask me how I got here, I'll tell you now."

"No way!" Tang Feng raised his head sharply and interrupted Tang Dou's words, glared at Tang Dou and shouted, "Your name is Tang Dou, right?" You, a little comrade, are too unserious in doing things, and you must not proceed to the next task until a problem is clarified. ”

"Poof", Tang Dou's shoes tragically fell to the ground, and directly vomited three liters of blood.

In this way, Tang Feng sat on the steps and thought hard about what year he took a bath for the last time, Tang Dou wanted to cry and sat on a stone lock three meters away from Tang Feng without tears, and looked at Tang Feng who was thinking seriously.

I don't know how long it took, Tang Dou was almost asleep, and then Tang Feng, who was sitting on the steps, suddenly raised his head and shouted at Tang Dou: "Eh, Tang Dou." ”

"Arrived", Tang Dou fluttered and straightened his waist and replied loudly.

Tang Feng smiled at Tang Dou with yellow teeth: "I think about it, what, you put my arm back in place, I have to smoke a cigarette." ”

Your sister......

If Tang Dou hadn't wanted to learn about the crossing ring and the mysterious fragment from Tang Feng's mouth, Tang Dou would have raised his foot and kicked this guy into the Pacific Ocean right now.

It's so damn hateful, I delayed nearly an hour for a problem that I hadn't taken a shower for a few years, and now I even have to smoke a cigarette......