Chapter Ninety-Nine: Officially Living with Her
I'm not wrong, such a good habit, you should keep it, why blush like this, I won't criticize you, don't worry. ”
“…… Bad apple. "Her shadowless foot kicked over, but fortunately my skills were better than a year ago, and I hurriedly jumped away and escaped the disaster.
"No, don't digress, we're talking about you sleeping in the living room." I was almost stunned by her, this guy really had to be energetic when talking to her.
"I'm talking about this. Think about it: I'm one who can kick the quilt, and that...... You get up in the morning...... As soon as it comes out, isn't it too much? ...... "The more she spoke, the quieter it became, and by the end I could barely hear it."
At the same time, her face turned into rouge, and she gave me a white look, to be honest, this glance was really charming. Although she said vaguely, I understood what she meant, she was afraid that I would get up early in the morning, push open the door, and see her on the chuang outside, she is as delicate as mutton fat, and the spring is infinitely good, isn't it too happy?
"It's okay, I just don't look at it."
"Are you a man?"
"Nonsense, I'm an authentic pure master."
"So stingy?"
"Is this stingy?"
"I don't care, I'm going to sleep in this room today, I don't believe it, you dare to sleep in a room full of my clothes." She entered the room brutally and closed the door, leaving me as if I wanted to say something.
Female scoundrel, female scoundrel, how can I meet someone like her? Alas, I'm really unladylike.
Qian Annie lived in my room so scoundrelly, I was driven into the living room by her and made a home, and I was forced to start the days of official cohabitation with her.
What I didn't expect was that on the first day of living together, it happened that my whole body was looked at by her, but the bad thing is that such a thing happened twice on the same morning, which really made me face Jiangdong's father.
In the morning, I slept so drowsy that I felt a little tumbling in my stomach, so I instinctively got up and ran to the bathroom. I wanted to sleep more, but the situation didn't allow it, and I didn't have time to put on my trousers, so I rushed into the bathroom.
Sitting on the toilet and emptying all the groceries in my stomach, I felt a little more comfortable in my stomach. But at this time, my eyes have not yet opened, and I do all this by relying on the familiarity of the bathroom in the past, and relying on feeling.
No need to guess, I must have taken Qian Anne to look for a house for an afternoon yesterday, it was frozen, and now I have a little cold. Just as I was done, a poem I had read before came to mind: my feet straddle both sides of the Yangtze River, I hold confidential documents in my hand, machine gun fire in front, and artillery fire rumble in the back. Before he could sigh, the bathroom door was pushed open, and then a loud cry rang out at an inopportune time.
"Ah...... Hell. "What's going on? Didn't I make this sound? It's clearly a woman's voice, how can there be a woman in my bathroom? When I first woke up in the morning, I had no idea that Qian Annie had just occupied my room and lived with me last night.
"Ghosts? Where the hell is there? Hearing the scream, I instinctively replied, and at the same time put on my shorts and stood up.
"Stinky rascal, shameless." Qian Annie's voice sounded in my ears, and then the bathroom door was slammed shut, and I was so surprised by the powerful impact that I opened my eyes, and saw that there was nothing in the whole bathroom. No, I obviously heard Qian Annie's voice just now, why is there nothing now? Could it be that I'm still dreaming? Maybe, whatever, I'd better sleep again, and when I wake up, there will be nothing to do.
Pushing open the door, I walked straight back to the chuang, fell upside down and began to sleep.
I didn't sleep for long, and this time my brain woke up, but my eyes didn't open quickly, and I had to get up quickly. I don't know why I was a little anxious to urinate, turned over the quilt, got up, didn't wear long pants, and rushed into the bathroom.
I pushed the door of the bathroom open, and I came to the toilet to pay the water bill quickly, and the feeling of being released was really shocking.
"You...... Bastard. This time, it was Qian Annie's voice, followed by the bathroom door slamming shut.
I hurriedly opened my eyes to see a cup full of water on the washstand, and a toothbrush full of foam was placed on top of the cup.
I immediately understood, it was obvious: Qian Annie was brushing her teeth just now, and I broke into it in a daze, and in the haze, I didn't even notice her presence, and went straight to the toilet to pay the water bill. Then I heard her scolding.
Luckily, I had my back to her, and I didn't have the habit of sleeping naked at night, otherwise my innocent body would have been completely exposed to her eyes?
What's even more fortunate is that I didn't take off my pants just now and go straight to the tuba, otherwise the two of us would face each other, and the eyes of the two would converge, wouldn't it be embarrassing to die? And my snow-white thighs are going to leak out of her eyes?
Now that I think about it, I'm afraid for a while, my innocent body was almost looked at by her, which is really palpitating. No, I'm wearing shorts to pay for my water bill, and she just called me a bastard, so didn't she already look at me?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a thrill all over my body, and I woke up in an instant. Oh my God, my innocence, I lost it on the first day of cohabitation, how can I live in the future?
Just when I was annoyed, I suddenly remembered what happened in the stomach run before, and what I heard was clearly Qian Annie's voice. In this way, on the first day of living together, I was looked at by Qian Annie in the bathroom for the second time in a row, and it is estimated that her eyes are full of 'ice cream'.
God, you're too good at playing tricks, aren't you? Playing people doesn't bring such a thing.,Is this kind of thing a good thing to kill two birds with one stone?
While greeting all the eighteenth generations of God's ancestors in my heart, I climbed up to my chuang. The quilt was pulled over and covered, so he sat on the chuang, picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to Qian Annie: I'm okay, you come out. Then he put his phone on the computer desk and kept his eyes on the door of Qian Annie's room.
After a while, the door of Qian Annie's room slowly flashed open, and her head poked out to see me sitting on the chuang looking at her. Her face turned red instantly, and she quickly retracted her head.