Chapter 618: A Basket of Stupid Thieves
"Well, hear that? It's not half an hour, it's twenty-five minutes, and if you don't send these two of your companions to the hospital within twenty-five minutes, they will bleed to death from their internal organs. ”
After finishing the two unlucky guys who were beaten by Elaine, Zhang Lan pointed to the even more unlucky guy who was beaten by herself, and now she is still curled up on the ground like a big prawn, and said to the guy who was still shaking with this switchblade, "As for this, well, to be honest, I don't know what the injury has become, the lightest should be a broken thumb phalanx, and then, well, if you are lucky enough to join this guy, the root of life may still be used in the future; If this guy usually does a lot of bad things, and God doesn't bless him very much, well, you can understand what I mean, right? ”
What is this called! What do you mean that you might be able to use it in the future? If this is understood in reverse, doesn't it become the root of life, and it may be abolished in the future? Hearing Zhang Lan say this, this guy really wanted to die headlong: he originally thought it was a super fat sheep, but he didn't expect that he kicked a super thick tank armor plate!
China is really a lot of people, but in less than half a minute, a large group of people have been hula around here to watch the excitement, the first one is excited to explain to the people who came back what happened at that time, "Don't you see, the young man just stretched out his hand and raised his legs, and the guy didn't even have time to take out the knife in his pocket and fell to the ground and couldn't get up; The two guys immediately flew out seven or eight meters away. See, this is the real master! ”
The guys who came later listened to it with relish, and they were also there excitedly waving their fists and rolling their sleeves, as if it was not Zhang Lan and these people who went up to fight him, but him.
"Do you want me to call an ambulance for you?" Zhang Lan kindly asked this guy who was holding a switchblade and was still trembling with fright.
"You...... You...... You don't call the police? Hearing Zhang Lan say this. The guy's eyes widened in disbelief.
"I don't have that time to stay here with you!" Zhang Lan said very coaxingly. "Young Master Ben is very busy, how can he have time to accompany a little thief like you to blow the cold wind here?"
Zhang Lan won't take this little thing to heart, this kind of little person who has almost no threat to himself, even has to go to the police station for them? Who do they think they are? Master, I don't have much time, so if I delay it like this, do I want to go out to play tomorrow?
"No...... No...... No...... Use. Hearing Zhang Lan say that he would not call the police, this guy was obviously relieved: he really called the police, and these people are typical of being beaten if they fail to rob. No matter what, I have to go in and squat for a few years. Zhang Lan did this, undoubtedly letting them live.
Hearing Zhang Lan's words, there was a sigh around him, obviously feeling pity that Zhang Lan didn't send these guys in. Zhang Lan scoffed: Really come, let you be witnesses, make sure that you run faster than rabbits one by one!
"You're not stammering, are you?" Listen to this guy from the beginning of his speech. Zhang Lan asked curiously.
"No...... No...... No...... Be. The guy replied in a trembling voice: It's just that this guy doesn't claim to be stammering. I still stutter and stutter now.
"It's all stammering like this. Still don't stutter? Zhang Lan muttered. Took two steps. I thought about it. He turned his head again, pointed to the road, and said to the guy in front of him. "Since you don't need us to call you. See. There is a public phone booth just across the road. It doesn't matter if you have money with you or not. Hitting 120 should be free of money. Well. Tell you a little more. If you hold the switchblade backwards, use it properly. The lethality will be a little greater. Of course, if you don't use it well, you will hurt yourself. ”
Finish. Zhang Lan and a few people got into the car. The guy was stunned and a crowd of onlookers sighed.
"You're amazing!" Until I got in the car. That Zhang Lan temporarily found the local tour guide, and patted his chest with palpitations, which was not small. "I can't really see it. You all have such good kung fu. ”
"It's just a little bit of a joke." Elaine replied nonchalantly. "It's a little thing." Oh, yes. Compared to himself on the planet Cybers. Can this little thing be counted?
"Why aren't you afraid?" Zhang Lan looked like Mo Liyan was indifferent, and she was curious that she was not afraid of such a thing as a robbery.
"Huh? You ask me," Mo Liyan pointed to his nose, "This, what happened at that time, it was too fast, and before I could react, Brother Zhang Lan, you and Sister Elaine beat those three guys down." Now that the robbers have been beaten down by you, what else do I have to fear? ”
Hearing Mo Liyan's answer, Zhang Lan was stunned: It turns out that this girl is not afraid of feelings, but a rough line! It's not that she's not afraid, it's that she hasn't been given time to be afraid.
"Why didn't you report the case and send them to the Public Security Bureau?" The little tour guide was a little puzzled, "You are not afraid that they will report the case themselves and bite you back to the Public Security Bureau."
"If we report the crime, we have to go to the public security bureau to explain what is going on, and then we have to wait for them to verify the situation, and then we have to ......" Elaine counted her fingers for a long time, and finally asked him, "We are out for tourism, not to play with the police." Do you think we should report the crime in such a situation? ”
"As for what you said he bit us back? Do they dare? Saying this, Elaine laughed, "If they really want to die so much, no one can stop them, right?" Do you think we can have no background? Won't they be the ones who will be unlucky then? ”
Hearing Elaine say such a big deal, and then looking at the car she was sitting in, the little tour guide finally understood: feelings, these three customers of their own, there is no order.
"Brother Zhang Lan, hold on." In the evening, when he returned to the hotel, Mo Liyan rubbed his bulging little belly and said to Zhang Lan with a sad face,
"Brother Zhang Lan didn't make it, it was the little girl who made it, right?" Zhang Lan joked with Mo Liyan, "Look at your Sister Elaine, people eat more than you, and it's not that there is nothing at all?" ”
"Can I compare to Sister Elaine?" Hearing Zhang Lan say this, Mo Liyan's little girl was remarkable, "How old is Sister Elaine, how old am I!" ”
"Then you just say that your sister Elaine is a rice bucket," Zhang Lan continued to joke about Mo Liyan.
Sure enough, hearing this explanation, Elaine, who was holding the remote control and constantly changing the channel, thought about it: Isn't that what this girl meant? It's strange to think about it, why when I was on the original planet Cybers, I and others ate as long as they could have something to eat, and it didn't matter if they didn't eat, how did they become able to eat, love to eat, and eat after being brought to Earth by this guy in front of them? ,
"Okay, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss," Seeing that Mo Liyan was a little annoyed and angry, Zhang Lan hurriedly stopped and called the hotel waiter to send a few stomach and appetite medicines, otherwise this girl wouldn't want to sleep well tonight.
The guide's worries did not appear, not only did no police come to the door tonight, but there was no movement even the next day. Thinking about it, this is inevitable, if the robbery fails, it will be beaten into internal bleeding, and I don't know if Sun Gen is broken, and it is already very polite if people don't send you to prison, and you still want to sue back? What is not an idiot?
If the peers hear that there is such an idiotic thing happening, it is estimated that these people will be scolded by their peers wherever they go: It's really a shame for those who do our job!
The next day was a safe day, nothing happened, Zhang Lan, Mo Liyan and Elaine plus the tour guide, the four of them visited Daming Lake, Thousand Buddha Mountain and Longdong Mountain.
It's just that at this time, the days of the cold winter wax moon are really not a good season to visit these places, the bare attractions make a group of people look boring, and even Mo Liyan, who is shouting to come, is the same big disappointment, it really responds to the sentence: it is better to be famous than to meet, and it is better to listen to the scenery.
The tour guide is very conscientious, and he is also very familiar with these scenic spots in Jinan, and the explanation is eloquent, and all kinds of legends and allusions come at hand, there is such a tour guide, and the 200 yuan is not unjust at all. When she went back in the evening, in addition to the tour guide fee of 200 yuan, Zhang Lan paid her a tip of 200 yuan, which was a reward for this little girl to give herself such a wonderful explanation in the past two days.
"This, too much." Looking at the three "Four Great Men" handed to her by Zhang Lan (100 yuan had been given yesterday), the little girl was a little hesitant, and she was a little embarrassed to take it: giving 40 yuan a day and a half is not a small amount for herself
"Take it," Elaine the girl began to turn out, snatching the money from Zhang Lan's hand and stuffing it into the girl's hand, "Don't save money for this guy, this guy is worried about how to spend this money." ”
"Take it," Zhang Lan smiled, "Your explanation in the past two days has been very exciting, and the extra 200 yuan is even our thanks for your wonderful explanation." ”
"Thank you so much." The little tour guide didn't shirk again this time, and bowed to Zhang Lan and the three of them with a grateful face, but he was thinking in his heart: How good it would be if he could meet such a rich and big money every day!
"Shall we go home overnight, or shall we stay overnight and go back early tomorrow morning?" After sending the little tour guide home, Zhang Lan asked the two ladies in the car.
Looking at the watch on the car, it is only 6 o'clock in the evening, if you leave now, you will arrive home in the middle of the night, and you will not delay going back to school tomorrow to see the results, thinking so, Mo Liyan said first, "Or let's go now." ”
Mo Liyan said this, Zhang Lan naturally would not have any opinions; Elaine listens to Zhang Lan for everything, so naturally she will not have an opinion; Brother Ironskin? Well, poor Brother Tin has to play the role of a mute for the past two days, so as not to scare Mo Liyan, so naturally he will not have any opinions. That being the case, what else is there to say?