Chapter 35 The father-in-law who squatted in the pit
Wang Dazhi grabbed the broken bowl and happily searched for a new feng shui treasure.
Half a o'clock later, he sat down at the end of a shopping street, tilted his mouth and nose, threw away the broken bowl, and waited for the passers-by to be kind.
"Jingle bell!"
Another child contributed the money he bought milk candy, which made Wang Dazhi very happy: "Silly (thank you)." ”
Half an hour passed, in this bustling commercial street, he rarely made more than 400 yuan, and the speed of the money was super fast, and Wang Dazhi's eyes became the shape of a coin.
However, the good times did not last long, and not far away, a "broken leg" colleague sat on a small wooden pulley, holding two wooden blocks with both hands, and paddled to both sides, like rowing a boat, and slid forward for a while, and arrived next to Wang Dazhi in a moment.
Wang Dazhi looked at the "empty" legs of this colleague, and had an ominous premonition in his heart, sure enough, after the arrival of this colleague, all the passers-by did not glance at him, and kindly threw money at this colleague, and Chiguo ignored Wang Dazhi.
Your sister! It's discrimination again, is it really good for you to do this? You're trying to force me to become an anti-discrimination fighter!
Wang Dazhi grabbed his broken bowl, looked at the colleague next to him who was rich and rich, and his heart was cold, he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today! I am bullied everywhere, no, I think I am a god, how can I admit defeat so easily! I'm going to fight, I'm going to rise.
Wang Dazhi cautiously glanced at the "empty" legs of his colleague next to him, he rubbed his body and rushed out, grabbed the broken bowl of his colleague and ran forward.
The peer was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses, and the anger exploded from his heart in an instant, and he rubbed it up, and there was a pair of intact legs under the original "empty", one foot stepped on the wooden sled, and the other foot kicked hard, and the wooden sled slid out like skateboard shoes.
The peer looked at Wang Dazhi's figure, and shouted viciously: "The kid in front, you have the ability to run again, hum, Lao Tzu has been in this line of work for seven years, who Lao Tzu has never met, I have seen a lot of people like you, my little pulley is specially prepared for people like you, Nima's, you dare to rob even the money of the disabled, do you want to force your face?" ”
Wang Dazhi looked back and saw his peers chasing after him, he ran even harder, listening to the curses of his peers, he couldn't help but complain, your sister, where are you disabled, are you obviously sound legs? Is it really good that you deceive the majority of well-wishers like this?
Seeing that his peers were chasing closer and closer, and the small pulley under his feet was slipping faster and faster, Wang Dazhi saw an opportunity and slipped into the alley, and his peers slid directly because the small pulley was too fast, and when he stopped and turned back, Wang Dazhi's figure had already disappeared, and he was so angry that he scolded.
"Hehe, it's not for nothing that my name is Dazhi."
Wang Dazhi happily stuffed the money in the broken bowl into his pocket, and after making sure that his peers were not chasing him, he made another heavy decision: come back in another place, hehe.
This time he learned well, no longer to those places with a wide field of vision, but mixed into the messy location of the snack street, looking at the street is all unlicensed snack trucks, he nodded with satisfaction, found a clean place to sit down, his mouth and nose crooked, threw the broken bowl at will, and waited for the business to come to the door with dull eyes.
After all, this is not the legendary "Wangpu", and the business did not come so quickly, but after some hard waiting, I still harvested some soft girl coins piecemeal, not much, only a hundred yuan.
The business is so "bleak", Wang Dazhi naturally pondered whether to set up a stall in another place, as the so-called tree moves, people move, can't be hanged under a tree, right?
However, before he could make a decision, the whole snack street suddenly went berserk, and the snack trucks sped away, like a Ferrari running down the track.
"The chengguan is coming"
Just when Wang Dazhi was in doubt, a mighty voice like "the imperial army has entered the village" came from a hundred meters away, which frightened him into a spirit, picked up his rice bowl, spread his feet and ran desperately.
In a panic, even he didn't know that he had run there, until he was sure that the chengguan jungler did not come to gank, he stopped out of breath, sat down with a paralyzed ass, leaned against the wall, sweating profusely, it is not easy to make money in these years, peer competition, chengguan is rampant, and can only survive in the cracks of all forces, where is there the joy of free trade back then?
"Hey, that man's back is so familiar! Not? Where have you seen it? Could it be that I watched it in a certain episode of the Japanese capital fever in my previous life? ”
After resting for a while, Wang Dazhi glanced at random, and suddenly stopped at a certain figure, this figure was particularly obscene, with his big back combed up, squatting under a tree, a bit like poop, vomiting, too unruly, doing this kind of immoral thing in public, are you really good like this?
Wang Dazhi stared at the obscene figure, ready to go up to deal with the scum when someone came, but after waiting for a long time, except for the occasional passing vehicle, there were very few pedestrians, no wonder this obscene villain dared to do such a shameless thing, half an hour has passed, my eyes are sour, this kid can't get up yet, is it really good for you to pull it for so long?
Hmm, this kid got up, hey, he actually wore pants to pull, don't think that this is not obscene, in fact, you are even more obscene, you will be spurned by the people, I damn, how did he rush up to the car, oops, he lay down two meters away from the car, what is the situation, shit and pull to the leg numb! Let you pull half a point, do you know the mistake?
"Touch porcelain!!"
I thought that everything was as I guessed, if it weren't for the obscene guy lying on the road, two meters away from the car, shouting the word "touch porcelain", Wang Dazhi almost laughed proudly.
"It turned out that I met a comrade from the industry next door."
Wang Dazhi rubbed his sour eyes, sighed slightly, leaned against the wall, and planned to enjoy the artistic performance of this colleague next door, well, the heat is a little worse, and it is far away from the car, it seems that he has not been in the industry for a long time, and he has to continue to work hard!
"Didi!!"
The car that was touched was dumbfounded, looking at the uncle who was still two meters away from him, he smacked, pulled the gear, and Shi Shiran went around.
Now it's the turn to touch the porcelain dumbfounded, buddy, you don't play cards according to the rules, you don't stop when you hit someone, be careful I call the police and reimburse your driver's license.
"Stop, you hit someone and want to run, you stop quickly."
The plot developed rapidly, and when the person who touched the porcelain saw the car running away, he immediately bounced up, chased and yelled and scolded, but unfortunately, in a few seconds, the expensive car slipped away.
"Alas, it's been in vain again."
The person who touched the porcelain put his hands on his waist, his face was full of unwillingness, carefully straightened his big back, turned around with a sigh, and squatted again in his old nest, waiting for the next luxury car to arrive.
"Father-in-law!!"
Wang Dazhi looked surprised, and almost threw away his broken bowl, it turned out that this lewd man was none other than Tong Na's father - Tong Jin, I never thought that this handsome old guy would do such a thing as touching porcelain, eh, it is worthy of being a man who is destined for me, and he does exactly the same thing as me, he can eat with his face, but he has to make money with his hands, confidant! Oh no, I should have changed my name to father-in-law, well, I think he would be very happy with it.
Wang Dazhi's eyes rolled, put the broken bowls and rags into the magic lamp space, straightened his dirty black jacket, walked towards Tong Jin who was still squatting in the pit angrily, took out two sanitary napkins from his pocket, handed them over with Shi Shiran, and said with a flattering smile: "Father-in-law, wipe your butt with sanitary napkins"
Then, then Wang Dazhi was chased by Tong Jin and killed eight streets, and he couldn't get along well anymore