vs 457 It's not about talking
"Mizhen, where did you meet this guy, and why does he look silly," Mizhen's mother asked.
"He's a little stupid, but he's a pretty good person, and he takes good care of me on the plane." Li Meizhen said embarrassedly.
"Meizhen, you can't trust strangers lightly, many boys are very good at pretending to be cute now, just deceiving girls like you who are not deeply involved in the world."
"Oh, how many times has Mom told you, we just met for the first time, I just saw that he didn't know much Korean, so I just gave him a ride."
When he arrived at the Citi Hotel, Li Huaifeng got out of the car, bowed slightly respectfully under the car, and said with a grateful face: "Li Meizhen, thank you, and thank your mother and your driver, I am not very familiar with South Korea, and I must have made a detour for you by driving here, so I am really grateful." ”
Li Meizhen's mother smiled and said, "Are you reluctant to go, do you want to ask for my Meizhen's phone number when you leave?"
Li Meizhen said angrily: "Mom"
Li Huaifeng didn't understand what this woman was talking about, but he seemed to be a little wary in his smile, so he just scratched his head and smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the trouble." ”
Li Meizhen said: "It's okay, my mother didn't say anything, don't care." ”
Li Meizhen's mother squinted her eyes and said to the driver: "Xiao Youyou, do you know if you understand Chinese and ask this kid if he wants my daughter's number, why is he still here and not leaving"
Li Meizhen couldn't resist, and the driver had to ask in Chinese: "Mr. Li, our wife is asking you, do you want my lady's number, why don't you leave"
Li Huaifeng was stunned for a moment, and laughed: "No, no, no, no, this will cause you a lot of trouble, don't have a number." I'm not leaving, I want to wait for you to go, and see you off. You worked so hard to get me here, and I patted my ass and left, how unrighteous I was."
The driver relayed to Li Meizhen's mother that Li Meizhen's mother quit.
"Oh, I don't want my daughter's number, is it to laugh at my daughter's unattractiveness, is my daughter not beautiful enough, it's hateful to have bad intentions towards girls, but it's even more hateful to have no appreciation for girls, it's just an insult to a beauty, you ask him again, why don't you want my daughter's number"
"Oh mom, you've made enough fuss, it's rude without you, right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'm very curious about him, I must figure it out, Xiao Youyou, hurry up and ask."
Xiao Youyou shook his head and said to Li Huaifeng: "My wife asked you, why don't you want Miss's number, do you dislike Miss is not beautiful enough?"
When Li Huaifeng heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this Korean is really enthusiastic, and the customs are strange, it turns out that not having a number is an insult to them, alas, they are not familiar with the place, and they don't know the customs here, so they make people angry as soon as they come.
"Uh, no, no, absolutely not. Miss Li Meizhen is really beautiful, I have nothing to say, such a beautiful girl, I have never met a few in my life. She simply had a fight with my girlfriend, I didn't ask for a number just now, it was my fault, I didn't know that asking for a number was about a girl's face, and I now enthusiastically and solemnly want her number. ”
Li Huaifeng felt that his answer should be very decent, but looking at Li Meizhen's mother's expression, he was simply angry
The driver understood it, and when he said it, he also explained: "Madam, this kid has a girlfriend, and said that his girlfriend is as beautiful as the young lady Besides, the people you got thought it was rude not to have a number, and now they are starting to ask for a number solemnly." ”
Li Meizhen covered her head, and said in her heart why did she get involved in such a thing, where is this
"Mom, don't make a fuss"
"Can you not make trouble" Li Meizhen's mother came to the task: "You heard this kid say that he didn't say that his girlfriend was as beautiful as you, I don't believe it, who else in this world is more beautiful than my baby daughter, he is too scheming, you look at his phone number is so pulled, he looks helpless, it seems that we are begging him to ask for a number, otherwise it will be as if he has not played."
Li Meizhen and the driver Xiao Youyou sweated together, and said in their hearts: Isn't this the case?
Li Meizhen's mother said: "If you sue this gentleman, you will say that our young lady has a fiancé, and it is not suitable to leave a number for a strange man, so that he will die of this heart." ”
The driver shook his head with a wry smile and said to Li Huaifeng: "I'm sorry, our lady misunderstood you a little, thinking that you coveted our young lady's beauty, but she is a good person, please don't care." ”
Li Huaifeng nodded, and laughed heartlessly: "Haha, it's okay, with such a beautiful daughter, you should be nervous, it's okay." Well, let's go. ”
The driver nodded and said to Li Meizhen's mother: "Madam, I made it clear to him, he said that he himself knows that he is not worthy of Miss, and he plans to retreat in the face of difficulties, please forgive him." ”
Li Meizhen's mother pouted: "It's pretty much the same." By the way, do you sue him and our Mizhen already have a fiancé?"
"It's not."
"Sue him, otherwise he won't give up, sue him, my prospective son-in-law is handsome and rich, let him know the situation."
The driver, Xiao Youyou, had no choice but to say, "Our young lady has a fiancé, so." ”
Li Huaifeng said nervously: "No, no, no, no, that kid is not a good person, he is a two-faced bad person, he is an emotional liar full of lies, his purpose is not love, it is your family's property, you must remind your wife to pay attention, that guy is not a good person, don't marry Miss Meizhen to him, don't marry Miss Meizhen, 10 million"
The driver was about to collapse, and his heart said that you are too lenient, and you are involved in the affairs of this big family, did you fool Li Meizhen's mother with a perfunctory sentence, and drove away.
Li Meizhen waved at Li Huaifeng: "I'm sorry, my mother is so sensitive, let's see you again if you have a chance." ”
Li Huaifeng waved his hand at the car: "En, goodbye, goodbye." ”
The three cars of the Li family drove away slowly, and Li Huaifeng also breathed a sigh of relief.
Wow, Koreans are really weird, but I can't waste time, I have to hurry up and search for clues about Uncle Du, he is in this strange country, I want to rescue him, and I have to do my best.
Li Huaifeng walked a few steps by himself, and the four cars sped past him, stabbing the brakes, all stopped, and a group of people came down, all wearing black suits.
The kid at the head is really like in Korean movies, tilting his head and dragging like Zhu Bajie's second aunt and grandfather. That under-flattened look really made everyone want to hit him with a hammer on the head.
When the Koreans spoke provocatively, their voices were very loud, their lips were pursed, their chin was raised, and Li Huaifeng, who first shouted "ah" and then chirped, couldn't understand a word.
Although Li Huaifeng couldn't understand it, he could read it. He saw everyone getting out of the car and surrounding him, with baseball bats in their hands, all of them fierce.
Li Huaifeng said suspiciously: "First of all, I don't understand your language, and I don't understand what you're talking about at all; Secondly, I just came here, I shouldn't offend you, and if I do something wrong, I apologize; And finally"
Li Huaifeng shook a finger: "Boom, this is the point, listen, in the end, I don't have much patience with men, if you make me feel that you have bad intentions and want to do something to me, I promise to stab the stick in your hand into your asshole, do you understand, it's a stick."
Li Huaifeng gestured patiently, abruptly walked up to a person and pointed to the iron rod in his hand: "This is the kind of stick"
Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and no one knew what the Chinese was talking about.
"Asshole" Li Huaifeng gestured with both hands, but it didn't feel like it, so he walked behind a kid and gestured to stab the liver door with a stick: "That's how it is inserted, understand?"
A couple of boys understood, no, to be exact.
Li Huaifeng's comparison is very vivid, and in such a relaxed and funny comparison, in the eyes of these people, it is simply an insult to them, which is unbearable
The leader screamed, and a stick fell down, Li Huaifeng dodged sideways, pointed at the kid and said, "Hey, I don't understand enough, do you still do it?"
Another kid behind him slashed over with a stick, and Li Huaifeng bent down to dodge: "It's been two hits, you pay attention to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu just came here, originally wanted to promote people-to-people exchanges between the two countries, and you are not conducive to enhancing the feelings between the people of China and South Korea."
Another stick was dodged by Li Huaifeng.
Li Huaifeng's violent temper flashed over, and at the same time, he pressed the person on the car cover: "Rub, don't you understand Chinese or why do you force me to do it?"
Then he squinted his eyes and looked at the sky: "Alas, yes, they can't understand Chinese, that's right." ”
When a group of thugs saw that Li Huaifeng was quite flexible, and they dared to fight back, they immediately rushed up one after another.
Li Huaifeng scolded in his heart: Mom, the negotiation is over
Li Huaifeng made a move, and a group of thugs used a fart to dodge the whole scene from the beginning to the left and right, trying to resolve it peacefully, and it switched to the point in an instant, Li Huaifeng was furious, and he caught whoever he beat whom
A group of thugs were beaten by Li Huaifeng, and there was absolutely no power to fight back, and finally Li Huaifeng went everywhere to arrest people, and these thugs were bruised and swollen around the car crying and begging for mercy.
Li Huaifeng was so angry that he pulled out the dagger in his leggings, and instantly picked up a person's belt, grabbed a stick and inserted it into the chrysanthemum with a whoosh
A wail sounded, and at this time, everyone recalled Li Huaifeng's slanderous actions before
I'm rubbing, this grandson didn't say pretending to be cool, he really came here
, (ISBN College)