Chapter 41: Old Chiller
"The old guy may not have anything to do with Zhang Tinglei, I don't think he may want to help us." On the way, Wang Xiaojun said.
Hu Tailai said: "The sixth master still hasn't said anything about it as a martial arts encyclopedia, so it's not easy for him to know my master and give Sisi an idea. β
Tang Sisi smiled: "It's just that the fee is too expensive, and I'm curious about what the proposal of 10,000 yuan is." β
"It doesn't matter what he is, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, the old man surnamed Zhang called and said, anyway, it's cool today!" Wang Xiaojun shook his arms and walked in the night, spreading joy like a middle school student who had drunk too much.
Hu Tai looked at his back and said with a smile: "Xiaojun is also unlucky, he is guarding the big courtyard in a good manner, and he has nothing to watch the old men play cards, and we will force people to become martial arts masters in the next life." β
Tang Sisi giggled, she was playing with the brooch in her hand, Hu Tailai took it and looked at it, and saw a row of letters printed on the inside of the brooch: Sichuan.Tangmen.T.s.s.s.
"It's so advanced, what does this mean in English?" Hu Tailai asked.
Wang Xiaojun came over to see when he heard the voice, Hu Tailai was about to hand it to him, Wang Xiaojun said at first glance: "I'll take a look, don't break it - this is the URL of a privately customized website, right?" β
Tang Sisi said expressionlessly: "That's the meaning of 'Sichuan Tangmen Tang Sisi'." β
The two were stunned for a moment, and then blushed and said, "It turned out to be pinyin, hehe." β
Tang Sisi said: "In the Tang Gate, everyone has one, and Tang Que must have found me after seeing this at the mustache." β
Hu Tailai said: "Sisi, don't you really consider the advice given to you by the sixth master?" Maybe it's a good idea to join Emei. β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Then it is better to join our Iron Palm Gang, I remember, my senior brother said that our Iron Palm Gang is the head of the six major sects, but he refused to say it later." β
Tang Sisi's expression darkened and said: "I just want to learn to cook well now, born in the Tang Sect, don't you even have the right to be an ordinary person?" β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Don't be hypocritical, just because I was born in the Iron Palm Gang, don't people come to trouble every day?" Who am I going to reason with? β
Tang Sisi said: "But your grandfather and your father didn't force you to practice martial arts. β
"That's because...... Uh, Sisi Lao Hu, let me tell you something, don't tell anyone else. β
"You say." Hu Tailai smiled, he knew that Wang Xiaojun was going to start the poor mouth mode again.
Wang Xiaojun said: "My grandfather and my father didn't let me practice the martial arts in the gang, that is because there are fatal flaws in the martial arts of the Iron Palm Gang, the higher the practice, the stronger the backlash, if you don't practice it, you will burp, after all, I am their own grandson and son, the two old men can't give up this heart, and I just escaped the catastrophe." β
"What?" Hu Tailai was shocked, "What you said is true? β
"Otherwise, you think that my grandfather's temper will let me open a mahjong parlor?"
Hu Tailai stayed still as if he heard the thunder on the ground, through these days and Wang Xiaojun's contact, he has a very intuitive understanding of the martial arts of the Iron Palm Gang - fierce, domineering, effective, the most significant feature is speed, Wang Xiaojun practiced for three days to kill Tang Que in one palm can also be explained by Tang Que to light the enemy, but the matter of knocking down Dawu with thirteen palms touched him greatly, that is because he and Dawu have fought each other, and he knows the other party's catties, and now after listening to Wang Xiaojun's words, everything has a reasonable explanation, The martial arts of the Iron Palm Gang have great disadvantages under the great power, and what surprised him even more was that Wang Xiaojun actually told himself such a top-secret thing.
Tang Sisi also said: "You shouldn't tell others about this kind of thing." β
Wang Xiaojun said: "You two are not others, and I didn't plan to keep it secret from you at the beginning, but I never had a chance to say it." β
Hu Tailai was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Xiaojun, don't do it with others in the future, I haven't understood the deep meaning of the gang rule in your gang that 'disciples are not allowed to do anything with others except for the head of the gang', but now I have some eyebrows." β
Wang Xiaojun smiled: "Are you saying that the more I do it with people, the faster I burp?" β
Hu Tailai said with a worried face: "The words are a little ugly, but I'm afraid that there is this factor-I originally thought that this door rule was afraid that your iron palm would be too strong and domineering to restrain the door from causing trouble, but now that I think about it, your grandfather formulated this rule mainly to protect the disciples in the gang." β
Wang Xiaojun said: "My grandfather is already trying to make up for it, but you don't have to be too nervous, there are pros and cons in the world, everyone knows that KFC McDonald's is junk food, but it doesn't get in the way to eat it once or twice once in a while, let's take a step at a time, as long as no one provokes the door, of course I'm happy." As he spoke, he suddenly sniffled and said, "Do you smell the big waist?" β
Hu Tailai also looked around and said, "It seems to have a steaming smell." β
Wang Xiaojun said excitedly: "It's the season to eat barbecue, I'm hungry after a night, let's go on skewers!" β
Tang Sisi frowned and said, "I don't eat kidneys." β
"Give you the whole two chicken wings." Wang Xiaojun said, "Come, make up the money!" β
The three of them pooled money while walking, and the smell became stronger and stronger, seeing that the barbecue stall could be seen across the street, Wang Xiaojun couldn't wait to run out in two steps, and then came back with a gloomy face.
Hu Tailai said: "What, it's closed?" β
"Go home and sleep!" Wang Xiaojun said indignantly, "There is no way to roast kidneys, there is a public toilet in front of it." β
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The next day, they made an appointment to go to the hospital to see Chen Jing, Hu Tailai knocked on the door and told Wang Xiaojun to get up, and after a while, he heard a sudden voice from inside: "! β
Hu Tailai said in his heart: "Xiaojun, what's wrong with you?" After a while, Wang Xiaojun opened the door with a sad face, and his two hands were cautiously touched, it turned out that he was woken up by Hu Tailai in his sleep, and when he got up, he pressed on the bed in a daze, and his palm directly passed through the mattress to press a hole in the bed board.
"Your hands are heavier than they used to be?" Hu Tailai asked.
Wang Xiaojun nodded: "I used to have no feeling in my hands, but now I have jumped on my forearms!" The strength is also stronger than before. β
Hu Tailai worried: "You better go to the hospital to have a look." β
"Do you think the hospital has seen our illness?" Wang Xiaojun took out a little stubborn style.
Tang Sisi came out of the room and said, "Why don't you ...... You ask Qingqing, most of the things you have experienced have also been experienced. β
"What if she hadn't experienced it? When the time comes, she won't be able to help, and she will be suspicious again. Wang Xiaojun is again suffering from gains and losses.
Hu Tailai said: "Then what are you going to do?" β
Wang Xiaojun said: "I plan to wait for it to jump up again, and I can fly wherever I go in the future." β
Tang Sisi was stunned and said, "What kind of stalk is this?" β
Wang Xiaojun glanced at her and said, "Haven't you seen "Astro Boy"? So you post-97s just don't respect the classics! In fact, as a post-95 generation, he hasn't watched a few episodes......
When washing his face, Wang Xiaojun scolded and scolded the whole process, either squeezed a tube of toothpaste away or pinched off the toothbrush, and he was on the verge of not being able to take care of himself after losing consciousness in his forearm, except for actions that can be perceived with other parts of the body, such as scratching his head, picking his ears, and pulling eye feces, all other daily behaviors are seriously distorted, Wang Xiaojun finally collapsed after accidentally pulling off the trouser belt when sorting out his pants.
"I can't live this day!"
Hu Tailai said: "I'll think of a temporary emergency solution for you - when our senior brothers are afraid of hurting each other, they will occasionally wear boxing gloves, do you want to get a pair?" β
Tang Sisi said busily in order to show that he had read the classics: "Isn't that a Doraemon?" β
Wang Xiaojun said helplessly: "Before going to the hospital, come with me to buy a pair of gloves!" β
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Before buying gloves, Wang Xiaojun made a plan first, gloves are actually very difficult to see in large shopping malls, especially Wang Xiaojun has requirements for strength, so he took Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi to labor protection supplies.
But they soon found that neither the thread gloves nor the rubber gloves could meet the relieving effect, and these materials were made directly for the purpose of protecting the hands, so they had to turn another street to the distribution center of the dazzling daily necessities. Everything you need to be named in your daily life is available here, and it's sold in batches. The three of them found a few stores and didn't have a suitable one, of course the gloves are not difficult to find, but they are either too thin or too thick, and boxing gloves are really sold, but wearing that thing is basically the same as not wearing it, whether it is to take out the key or the wallet, you have to take it off first, let alone take the chopsticks.
As he walked, Tang Sisi suddenly stopped leaving in front of a store, where the window of this shop displayed small bags, nail polish, false eyelashes and other things for girls. Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai looked at each other speechlessly, so they had to accompany her in to have a look.
As a result, as soon as he entered the door, Hu Tailai's face turned red, it turned out that the main store was young women's products, the shelves inside were full of underwear, and there were all kinds of "fun" trousers, small socks, and socks, and on the other wall there were a lot of cosplay masks, belly pockets and the like, the boss was a forty-year-old weird Shu Huang, seeing a girl leading two men into the store, he immediately ignited all his enthusiasm, and flew up to greet: "What do you three buy?" Hu Tailai hurriedly pushed the door and went out.
Wang Xiaojun also felt that the boss didn't mean it, and was just about to turn around and go out, Tang Sisi grabbed him and said, "Do you think this is okay?" She picked up a pair of gloves with sleeves, and the rare thing was that they had all five fingers, and a fluffy cotton bag at the tip of the fingers.
Wang Xiaojun's eyes also lit up, this pair of gloves can be said to meet all his requirements - it can be covered with forearms, the fingers have cushioning force, and it is not very thick, and the flexibility after wearing it can still cope with most situations in life. It's just that this glove looks more peculiar, the middle part of the palm is white and pink, and the fingertips are painted with pointed nails......
"Oh, that's the cat's claw gloves used by the girl to dance the catwalk." β
Wang Xiaojun didn't say a word, covered his face and ran away.
Tang Sisi pulled him back and said, "What are you running, I think this is quite suitable!" β
Strange Shu Xiao looked at Tang Sisi's figure with a smile: "What, my boyfriend likes to be cute?" β
Tang Sisi glared at him and said, "It's not me who wears it, it's him who wears it!" β
Wei Shusu's smile froze on his face instantly, but he thought that the customer was God, so he squeezed out a smile and said, "It turns out that my little sister likes cats, hehe." β
Wang Xiaojun was about to cry: "If you pull me again, I'll die for you!" He struggled, and his hand pressed a hole in the shelf, but fortunately he didn't see it, and he took down the catwoman suit on the wall, including a pair of cat ears, a miniskirt, and a cat tail. He picked up the suit in the air and gestured in front of Wang Xiaojun: "Well, it may be a little small, but it is guaranteed to be worn!" β
Wang Xiaojun didn't dare to move anymore, he lowered his head and didn't speak, and the strange Shu Huang encouraged him: "Don't be shy, it's very popular now, haven't you seen a man dance NOBODY?" ββ¦β¦
Coming out of the store, Wang Xiaojun had an extra pair of long-sleeved cat's paw gloves in his hand, and Tang Sisi was carrying cat ears and cat tails in her handbag - she said that the boss refused to sell them alone, and finally reluctantly left the miniskirt to match the rabbit outfit.
"Mom. Shame on you! Wang Xiaojun walked quietly with his hands behind his back, and Hu Tailai said, "Show me your newly bought gloves." β
Wang Xiaojun pretended not to hear, waved his hand to stop a taxi, and after everyone got into the car, Wang Xiaojun found that the driver was staring at his hand desperately, and said in surprise: "...... are you?"
"There's no time to explain, get moving!" Wang Xiaojun said with his arms tucked between his crotch.
When they arrived at the gate of the hospital, the three of them happened to meet Sister Perak and Blue Fur, Sister Perak was so vicious, she saw Wang Xiaojun's petite little kitten paws at a glance, she laughed wildly: "Uncle Shi, what are you stimulated by?" β
Wang Xiaojun frowned and said, "Uncle Shi is cold. βββ
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Every time the starting point background is updated,There's also a box called "Author's words",It's similar to the dividing line I have above.,The function is to ask the author to write the words of the irrelevant novel in it.,It doesn't count the number of words.,But I found yesterday that I wrote what I wanted to say there and my friends on the mobile phone didn't seem to be able to see it.,So don't care about it in the future.,Just use the dividing line.,It's so capricious.γ As for whether it's money or not, you don't care, and I don't care. Ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket, the consequences of two chapters changing into one chapter still have an impact, this is something I care about! Ticket!