Chapter 1 Isn't this bullying?
"Master, that Shaxian snack was visited twelve minutes ago."
The taxi driver was a bald scoop, and he pouted when he heard this, and he didn't bother to look at the fat man in the passenger seat, "Brother, your first time back to Canghai, right?" Let me tell you, there are more than 100 snacks in Canghai! It's a big game of chess, you don't understand. โ
"More than 100 of them, all at No. 95 Xiangyang Road?" The fat man smiled innocently, and at first glance he had just entered the city.
The bald driver followed the fat man's gaze, and on the wall more than 20 meters away from the side, there was really a palm-sized house number, with white characters on a blue background, and the shadow was too dark to see. The bald scoop looked at the fat man suspiciously, and the fat man was still smiling harmlessly at humans and animals.
"Brake!" The fat man suddenly shouted.
Bald Scoop subconsciously braked to the end, and the taxi finally stopped, almost hitting the car in front.
"Thank you, brother!" A bald cold sweat on the door. The rear-end chase is the full responsibility, and if you are private, you will have to pay 200 yuan, and you will live for nothing.
This country fat man, no, this fat guy can really see that far? What kind of eyes is this? The bald scoop couldn't help but look at the door number again, but it still couldn't be seen clearly.
However, Bald Scoop is a native of Canghai and is familiar with this shape of house number. Besides, he has been driving a taxi for half his life, and Xiangyang Road is not allowed to run three or five times a day, not counting how many times he runs around in circles, but he never noticed that there is a house number there. Also, this fat dude said twelve minutes ago? How can it be so precise? It seems like it's pretty much the same......
Fifteen minutes later, the taxi stopped at the mouth of an alley.
The alley is not narrow, at least two cars can stagger through. However, at this time, a Wuling bread was parked in the middle of the alley, and it was very tightly blocked.
"This car is really unscrupulous!" The bald scoop looked at the fat man with a smile on his face, "Brother, are you okay here?" There are still twenty or thirty meters left. โ
"Thank you!" The fat man had a good temper, he kept smiling, and after thanking him, he pushed the door and got out of the car.
The bald scoop came down first, and opened the trunk diligently, wanting to help the fat man take out the woven bag. Unexpectedly, the woven bag was too heavy, and the bald scoop didn't move it with one hand, and he didn't lift it up with both hands, almost flashing the old waist.
"I'll do it myself!" The fat man reached over and delicately took out the woven bag, and did not put it on the ground, but carried it in his hand. In the other hand, he held fifty dollars and handed it to the bald scoop.
How much effort is this...... The bald lady was in a cold sweat again, and he refused to accept the money for anything, but he was forced into his hand by the fat man. The bald scoop had no choice but to collect money and make change. The table is thirty-eight yuan, and if you don't go around in circles, this section of the road will be almost twenty-five or sixteen. The bald scoop looked for thirty, took another business card, nodded and handed it to the fat man, "Brother, I'm sorry today!" Call me when you turn around and use the car! โ
The fat man casually took the change and business card, and stuffed it into his pocket without looking at it. The bald lady saluted and stepped back into the car, and the taxi ran away.
"Fat uncle! Is it really you? โ
The fat man was carrying a woven bag and was about to go around the van into the alley, when he heard a crisp cry and someone ran over. The fat man turned around and said with a grin, "Xiao Duo has grown taller again!" Don't call me fat uncle, call me uncle! โ
"Okay, fat uncle!" Xiao Duo was wearing a fat school uniform, carrying a big schoolbag, and a hairstyle of clear soup noodles, and smiled very slyly.
The fat man reached out to pinch Xiao Duo's face, "The braces haven't been taken off yet?" โ
"Fat uncle, fat uncle!" Xiao Duo closed her mouth and muttered. I wanted to dodge the fat man's big hand but didn't succeed, and I was pinched by the fat man and grinned, and the braces were exposed again.
The back glass of the Wuling bread is printed with "Prison Peak Water Industry", and below is the water ordering telephone. The fat man casually asked, "Your car?" Why did you stop here? โ
"It's not mine." Xiao Duo noticed the van blocking the road, but her face changed when she read the words clearly, "It's not good, something happened!" After saying that, he rushed forward.
The fat man grabbed Xiao Duo, and the two walked into the alley quickly.
There were also seven or eight motorcycles in front of the van, sparsely lined up. Iron shelves are installed on the back seat of motorcycles, some shelves are empty, and some shelves are filled with large buckets of water, all of which are "Prison Peak" cards. More than a dozen strong men were squatting on the ground and smoking, looking like good people.
"Brothers, what are you busy with?" The fat man leaned over happily.
"Get out of here! Brother Lei does things! The strong man who responded had a scar on his face that almost destroyed his right eye.
Seeing that the person who came was just a fat man, and there was a little girl in his hand, these more than ten strong men didn't even bother to stand up. On the contrary, some people stuff cigarette butts under the soles of their shoes and grind them, grinding their teeth and grinning, not like grinding cigarettes like grinding people.
In the courtyard more than twenty meters away, there was a rampant laughter, "Quack! Brother Lei, I have always saluted first and then soldiered! In this radius of more than ten miles, it is enough to have a water station of mine, quack quack! โ
Xiao Duo ran to the yard in a hurry, but she was dragged by the fat man and couldn't move, she yelled at the scar-faced man, "You're a bad person!" โ
"Little girl! I don't want to die and roll rough! The scar-faced man glared at Xiao Duo viciously, but the rest of the eyes kept looking at the fat man.
The fat man understands, this is unfair competition among peers! Listen to the accent or the northeast? My eldest cousin opened a water station here, and what she did was to deliver buckets of water and earn hard money.
"Isn't this bullying?" The fat man sighed, even if he sighed, he was still a smile, and he couldn't change it by nature.
"Lao Tzu is bullying you! What's wrong? The scar-faced man stood up, holding a section of more than half a meter of threaded steel bar in his right hand, and knocked on his left palm unhurriedly, smirking at the corner of his mouth.
The strong man in the back also stood up and slammed the cigarette butt to the ground. A total of thirteen strong men, each with a section of threaded steel bars, slowly surrounded him, but he didn't take the fat man too seriously. Brother Lei was still talking about the numbers inside, and asked everyone to wait outside. Although the small north wind is blowing, it can't break the rules.
"Thanks!" The fat man smiled innocently, turned around and led Xiao Duo to the root of the wall, put down the woven bag, let Xiao Duo sit on it, and instructed, "Xiao Duo, close your eyes, don't look at it!" โ
Xiao Duo didn't know why, but the fat uncle's tone was very convincing, although she was very anxious about the situation in the yard, she obediently closed her eyes. Not only did he close it, but he also covered it with his little hand.
The scar-faced man and the other thirteen strong men stared at the fat man, but they were not in a hurry to do it. This fat man is not small, but he can use a hammer single-handedly with his bare hands? Say thank you? This fat man is sick, but it's quite boring.
The next moment, the fat man moved.
The scar-faced man didn't see the fat man's path at all, only heard a loud "bang", and then his eyes went black, as if his head had been hit?
It was still the head that hit the head, and the strong man next to the scar-faced man also fell softly. The strong men in the back could see it, but they didn't have time to resist at all. As soon as the fat man's two big hands pulled, the two heads collided.
"Bang" and "bang" sounded six times in a row, and twelve strong men fell to the ground.
The last strong man was no one left, and he stuttered back, his lips and thighs trembling together. The fat man followed unhurriedly, shook his head and said, "It's not right to bully people!" It's even more wrong to scare a little girl! โ
"Yes, it's not right to bully! Yes, it's even more wrong to scare little girls! Don't be busy, I'll do it myselfโ" The thirteenth strong man finally retreated from the base of the wall, and slammed his head against the wall. Regardless of whether I was dizzy or not, I slipped down the wall softly anyway.
The fat man clapped his hands, but turned his head to see Xiao Duo's eyes wide, his mouth wide open, and he was almost speechless, "Fat, fat, fat...... Uncle! โ
"Xiao Duo is not good!" The fat man shook his head with a smile and leaned over to rub Xiao Duo's face. The big slap was bigger than her face, and Xiao Duo was rubbed with snot and saliva on her face. Then, the fat man discussed with Xiao Duo with a little distress, "Xiao Duo, don't tell others, okay?" This is our little secret! โ
"Good, good!" Xiao Duo didn't seem to have come back to her senses, and she forgot to smack her face when she was rubbed.
Xiao Duo has always said that doesn't count, and the fat man can't do anything about her, so he has to deal with the scene first. He carried a strong man in each hand, Teng Teng walked to the van, opened the car door, and threw the strong man in. Seven times back and forth, thirteen strong men were stuffed in. The thirteenth is still singular, and it accidentally moved, and the fat man just stuffed it in.
Not to mention, Wuling bread can be loaded. The fat man kicked with his foot, pulled the car door, slapped his hands, and came to life.
"Fat uncle, why are you so powerful?" Xiao Duo finally regained her senses, it was the fat uncle who beat others! One beats thirteen!
"It's a trifle! But my uncle doesn't want others to know, can Xiao Duo do my uncle a favor? The fat man squatted in front of Xiao Duo's eyes, and his eyebrows drooped into a figure of eight.
"Yes!" Xiao Duo agreed, but then smiled slyly, "Then, Uncle Fat owes Xiao Duo a favor!" โ
"Good!" The fat on the fat man's cheeks is pumped straight, and Xiao Duo's favor is not good.
The two reached an agreement, big hands and small hands, hooked and hanged, and the seal took effect. Then the fat man walked towards the yard with a woven bag in one hand and Xiao Duo in the other.
"Fat uncle, why did you say thank you just now?"
"He doesn't admit to bullying people in person, and his uncle is not easy to do! Call it uncle, don't call it fat uncle! โ
"Okay, fat uncle!"