Chapter 378: The Life Coach is right

"With a wanted warrant, I'm going to arrest you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Lang Yuan quickly chewed all kinds of breakfast, sweet, salty, dry and thin, and meat and vegetarian were also taboo, it seemed that it was really very expensive. The fat man sat on the ground and waited next to him, peeling a tea egg, applying some jam or something, and taking time to eat two bites himself, "You really caught me?" ”

"If I don't catch you, I'm afraid I'll have to fall into the grass with you." Lang Yuan thought about it seriously, "From now on, I will be incognito, wander the world, and be a pair of chivalrous male and female thieves." By the way, make a loud bandit! How about 'Blood Rose'? The one who threw a red rose after committing the crime, the one you bought for me. By the way, I'll send it tomorrow. ”

"Ahem!" The fat man choked on the tea eggs, coughed violently, sprayed the table with debris, and finally said with difficulty, "You're a policeman!" Besides, you and I are about to have a grudge, what should your parents do? ”

"It's okay, they're self-sufficient, and when they have children, they'll throw them away." Lang Yuan rolled his eyes, this is buried, and it won't be eaten?

I had no choice but to pick up a fritter, dust off the minced pieces, and continue to stuff it into my mouth.

Suddenly, Lang Yuan's movements froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched a little, "You won't really have a baby, you're too bastard!" ”

"Don't worry, no, I'll take action." The fat man's face is colorful, so hurry up to show his merits. The set in the four-star hotel is only 28 yuan a set. It's a five-star hotel, and I don't know how much it will cost.

"You seem to have a lot of experience?" Lang Yuan stared at the fat man coldly.

Uh, there's really nowhere to make sense, it's all wrong......

Well, it was my fault. The blessing of Qi people can be regarded as a dirty point on the fat man, and he always has to pursue a little bit to be a man, and set a small goal.

Well, sooner or later, we will also talk about Liu Xuan's topic, although the time and place are not very suitable.

"Believe it or not, Liu Xuan is still a virgin." The fat man rolled his eyes, and the water grinder took his time.

Well, it's also a light thing to do. Experience, in addition to reading all the films, there is also a personal life mentor, a great mother-in-law, who has been in the novice village. But it's in another world, it's like a dream. I think that Jia Baoyu still had a life mentor back then, called the Police Fantasy Fairy, but in fact, Qin Keqing.

Well, in the real world, my brother is actually a virgin, right? Although there is no evidence, men suffer old losses.

"Who is so stupid with me!" Lang Yuan didn't seem to mind talking about this topic, although he hadn't accepted his fate yet.

"I left it for you!" The fat man hurriedly told with a white face, what I said was true.

"Cut, how rare!" Lang Yuan puffed into the fritters, feeling like he was biting on something else.

Do you want to push so hard?

The fat man felt that a part was cold, so he quickly salivated, snatched the fritters, handed over the egg tart, and continued to serve Lafayette's breakfast, "Hehe, I'm rare." ”

Of course, Lang Yuan is not stupid, but she is very "righteous", in her own words.

Yesterday, she clearly felt that Liu Xiaoyue's matter was not over! Not to mention the huge benefits in the miracle medicine. Can it be a trivial matter that the three generations of revolutionaries who came from so big were directly broken their limbs?

Or maybe Lang Yuan really has a kind of Ren Xia in his heart, he can't get used to this kind of high-sounding bully who seeks to rob other people's property.

Dead fat man fights bullies, it's very enjoyable!

However, the revenge of the bullies is also unbearable for the fat man.

No matter how much you can fight, you can't fight against the system, and the whole society regards you as an enemy.

Do you want to be a hero who is forbidden by force? Is that a fugitive a good one! Do you want to stay in a hotel, do you want to take a train or a plane, do you want to fight all the way?

Besides, the mountains have been developed into scenic spots, do you think Syria......

Being a thief couple, of course, is Lang Yuan's joke. However, it seems that she has really thought about this problem, and she has even thought about the bandit!

If the system opens the net, Lang Yuan introspects, as if he really can't help the dead fat man.

But at least I can bear it with you.

Therefore, although "I'm still angry", although I can't see the future prospects, and although the dead fat man still has irrelevant people in his heart, Lang Yuan resolutely offered the posture of Pu Liu.

Even if she didn't think about it so clearly, she interrupted her thoughts more with "what a big deal......

The fat man figured it out for Lang Yuan, and his heart was full of emotion.

Well, from this point of view, my brother also has to thank Liu Xiaoyue - I helped my brother complete the difficult first time, good man, how can I kill it......

"Hey, aren't we talking about Liu Xiaoyue, where is this!" The fat man slapped his face violently, obviously with Chengzhu in his chest, "Yuan Yuan, don't worry, Liu Xiaoyue is only worried about his own dog's life." Until he made sure he was safe, he would just wag his tail at me and beg for mercy. ”

"Your potion, it shouldn't be dangerous, right?" Lang Yuan was really led astray, but he doubted the effect of the life elixir, "Is there really a three-month limit?" ”

"My potion, hehe, it's dangerous, and if you're not careful, you'll die! But it's safe to take measures. The fat man had a wicked smile on his face.

"Bah, shameless and obscene!" Lang Yuan subconsciously looked over and blushed - the fake hooligan can't resist the real hooligan......

"Hehe, don't worry, that potion is safe, otherwise I will let you drink it." The fat man said nonchalantly, "People like Liu Xiaoyue care about their own lives." Even if I told him to his face that it was absolutely safe, he would cry and kneel for me. This guy must be on the verge of a psychological breakdown. ”

"Really?" Lang Yuan will be skeptical.

"It has to be true!" The fat man slapped his chest loudly.

"Let's go to the hospital." Lang Yuan has always been a man of action.

"Full?" But the fat man sat still.

"I'm full." Lang Yuan even touched his little belly.

"It doesn't hurt anymore?" A wicked smile spread across the fat man's face.

"It doesn't hurt anymore...... bar. Lang Yuan straightened his clothes and stood up. Although he looked like he didn't care, he couldn't control his blush and fever, and he was really not used to saying this.

"Hehe, it's still early!" The fat man took the opportunity to hug Lang Yuan.

"You dead fat man, what good do you want!" Lang Yuan didn't get angry, opened his bow left and right, and grabbed a small piece of the fat man's loin.

I wanted to say something very rogue - I'll find such a thick stick to stab you, you can see if it hurts - but I was embarrassed to say it, I really can't compare with a dead fat man.

"Didn't I just think of good things!" The fat man still salivated his face, hugging Lang Yuan and not relaxing, even if his ribs bloomed.

Life coach Flavi is right, if both of them are the first time, it doesn't feel so good, you need the help of the old driver, and the experience first.

The old driver is very hard, in fact, he doesn't get much enjoyment.

Of course, the spiritual satisfaction is stronger. Turning a girl into a woman with your own hands, no matter how hard and tired it is, it's worth it!

That's it, the novice still has lingering palpitations.

Therefore, it is necessary to replenish the gun while it is hot, so that the novice can enjoy it, and the most important thing is not to leave a phobia - men are tired!

"In broad daylight, do you want to die?" Lang Yuan resisted fiercely, but was soon tossed by the fat man and became weak.

Hey, it really doesn't seem to hurt anymore?

"Hehe, I didn't look at it last night, but I can see it more clearly in broad daylight." The fat man kept busy with his hands, and he was full of drama.

"Don't look at it!" Lang Yuan is stumbling, but he can't bear it at all! The clothes of the two flew everywhere again.

"Okay, good, if you don't look at it, you won't watch it." The fat man is full of promises, but his mouth is not right.

"I'm afraid it hurts!" Lang Yuan was really a little scared, even if he was looking forward to it.

"It shouldn't hurt this time, if it hurts, you will shout to stop, you call it to stop, I promise to stop!" The fat man swears.

"You big liar, big pervert, big villain, big fool, big ...... in broad daylight" Lang Yuan's voice gradually became incoherent.

The life coach is right, and it will be logical later......

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