Chapter 294: Why don't you lend me an axe?
"Dead fatty, where are you?"
The fat man was pondering "wild rage" in the dark forest, when he heard the phone ring suddenly. The number www.biquge.info of people who know this number is actually very limited. Specifically, there are the three giants of Wang Xia, Lang Yuan, and Liu Xuan, and then the big scar of the royal driver, and finally the second egg of Soahutun.
This is not to say how noble the status of the fat man is, but it is really a theory that the relationship is limited. Well, Shi Lei and the others may also know, and even Brother Pineapple may know, but do they dare to fight?
"Hey, I just got home! Yuan Yuan must have a good thing to find me, this early morning ......" The fat man immediately smiled, the nickname of the dead fat man is really refreshing.
"Wait!" Lang Yuan hung up the phone without saying anything. Looking back, I remembered, what does the dead fat man mean when he says "this early in the morning"?
Phew, dogs don't spit ivory in their mouths......
"Let's goβcome home with me!" It didn't take long for Lang Yuan to break into the courtyard of the Ma family, and when he saw the fat man lying there lazily raising meat, he was even more angry.
The fat on the fat man's face twitched. Look at this complexion, listen to this tone, and the most important thing is the sentence itself - this is the resentful woman who caught her husband and went home to settle accounts?
"I've seen your sister and grandfather, you can't meet my parents?!" Lang Yuan's tone was even more impulsive.
Emma, there is indeed a good thing...... A must-see!
Emma, is this the new aunt coming to the door?
Emma, you don't need to be in such a hurry, do you? It's a weekday and it's past eight o'clock in the morning...... Looking at Lang Yuan's strength, it seems that his belly is big, and it will be too late to see him again?
"Why, you're not happy?" Lang Yuan's two eyebrows came together. The little silly girl's eyebrows are already very thick, like a feather duster.
"Willingly, willingly, I'm so happy! Happiness came so suddenly! The fat man sat up with a hippie smile, rubbing his hands together, but there was a trace of hesitation on his face, "It won't be a Hongmen banquet, right?" β
"Where did all this nonsense come from! Are you still afraid of the Hongmen Feast? How unlucky that feather was! Lang Yuan's face softened a little, but he was even more impatient.
"Yes." The fat man is sitting on his sleeve and brushing his hair, and his brother is still so confident.
"Then don't you hurry?" Lang Yuan directly started to pull, and pinched if he couldn't pull it.
"Hey, wasn't I wondering what to bring? The first time I came to see my father-in-law! "The fat man was pinched by Lang Yuan.
"Don't bring anything! Just get there! Lang Yuan couldn't help but drag the fat man out, and the drag point was still a small piece of fat.
"Why do I think I'm going to smash the pot?" The fat on the fat man's face twitched vigorously, not painfully.
After all, the old man is not Xiang Yu, and the mother-in-law must be Yu Ji......
Well, if you don't prepare at all, my brother's body shape is easy to poke people's eye sockets!
Well, I have to give the old couple a little time to prepare.
Well, the little silly girl said a little recklessly. Although my brother is a genuine golden beetle son-in-law, you can be regarded as picking it up......
To put it mildly, the fat man went out with two pots of Junzi Orchid. This is Ma Dabao only cultivated before the Spring Festival, but in the rest of the month, it has grown gratifyingly, the leaves are green and shiny, and the flesh is fleshy. It can also be regarded as the original ecological gentleman's orchid under the influence of the fat man, the vitality is particularly strong, Ma Dabao is surprised, and he is especially looking forward to the future flowering.
"You don't need to change your clothes?" When the fat man was dragged to his door, he felt that this jacket did not seem to be very decent.
Moreover, looking at Lang Yuan's appearance, why does it feel like a broken jar?
"Why are you doing so much!" Lang Yuan couldn't help but drag the fat man to the corner of the street, where a small car was parked.
Zhang Ni chased out of the yard and shouted tenderly, "Fat brother! Shall you go home for dinner at noon? β
Huang Xiaohong followed behind Zhang Ni, "Officer Lang, thank you!" I'm interning in a fat brother company! β
Yes, these two people still know each other.
But, how can a dead fat man provoke a big girl so much? Your company is so big, can you recruit interns?
"Hey, you provoked these two people for me, let's not bring a rake!" The fat man clearly saw the question in Officer Lang's eyes, turned around and shouted, "I'm not coming back, I'll eat at Officer Lang's house at noon!" β
After getting into the car, the fat man was still babbling about his loyalty, "Look at it! I don't stay at home if it's okay, I set up a recliner at Uncle Centaur's house! I'm hiding from ......."
Lang Yuan ignored him, drove straight out of the village, and drove all the way to the sea viewing home on Xueyuan Road in Linhai District. The fat man observed Lang Yuan's face, and didn't dare to ask questions casually, but gradually came back to his senses.
Uh, little silly girl, it's not a broken jar, it's like a preconceived position - why are you against my business? I'm willing, I'm going to marry this fat man!
Uh, this is the momentum of going home and quarreling with each other, not hesitating to run away from home?
Uh, is my brother that bad? The fat man rolled his eyes aggrievedly.
Well, there's still a hint of badness. But that's not how it worked!
"Hehe, I'll tell you a joke!" The fat man smiled facelessly.
Lang Yuan's nose shrugged, his eyes did not squint, and he concentrated on driving, obviously not a good listener.
"Hehe, you know the second egg, the second fattest in our village." The fat man started talking regardless of it, dancing with his hands.
"Your name is a ball? Big eggs? Lang Yuan finally responded, and "cut" as if he was nothing.
"I'll just call me fat, don't interrupt!" The fat man began to speak vividly, "When I was a child, the second egg came to my house to borrow an axe. When he went out, he thought, I have a good relationship with the fat man, I borrowed him a ladder yesterday, he should lend it to me. I didn't walk a few steps and thought, the fat man can pick the door, what if he doesn't lend it to me? When I walked halfway down the road, I thought, the fat man will not lend it to me, I lent him a ladder for nothing. When I was about to get to my door, I thought, this fat man is so bad, I want to break up with him! In the end, Erdan kicked open the door of my house, pointed at my nose and yelled - why didn't you lend me an axe?! β
After speaking, the fat man glared at Lang Yuan angrily, and it was clear that he was the second egg, and Lang Yuan was the fat man.
Lang Yuan turned his face and looked at the fat man seriously-your joke, it's funny...... Cut!
"You're so boring! No sense of humor at all! The fat man's interest was greatly hit, and he wilted on the co-pilot.
"Hehe-" Lang Yuan laughed cooperatively, turned back and continued to concentrate on driving.
"My mother found me a partner, it was originally my father's secretary, and he was put to the grassroots level to develop, and now he is the deputy director of the Linhai District Bureau. Well, he watched me grow up. Lang Yuan finally got down to business, as if he was talking about someone else's business, plain and cold.
"How can your mother find you a second marriage!" The fat man is really anxious, the deputy director of the district bureau? Sounds like a big leader, it should be a bright top, right? At least it's a Mediterranean.
"Yue Chaoyang, graduated from the National Police University, thirty years old, unmarried." Lang Yuan glanced at the fat man with bad intentions, "This person is one meter eight tall, weighs one hundred and fourteen, is a talent, and has a bright future." β
Hey, this table of scum, brother's height is more than one meter eight, so is it good? Brother weighs more than one hundred and fourteen, okay?
Well, the latter is a little bit more than that......
"Hit, huh?" Lang Yuan despised the fat man.
"What blow did I have, me? Oops, you're driving! I told him that I had someone in the key position! The fat man stared straight at Lang Yuan's stomach - if it weren't for the accident, there really would be......
"You stinky rascal!" Lang Yuan was finally amused by the fat man, "Are you going to tell my parents like this?" β
"Hehe, what should I do?" The fat man scratched his head vigorously, and the situation seemed to be very serious? A police chief, deputy. A security captain, positive. The positive one should be bigger than the vice, right?
Otherwise, let that guy have a little accident?
Well, without Yue Chaoyang, and Hai Chaoyang, there are so many sub-bureaus in Canghai City, and there are even more deputy directors.
"I'll just say one thing, why don't you let me find a partner myself?" Lang Yuan really let it go, and slapped the steering wheel as he spoke.
"yes, why didn't you lend me an axe!" The fat man was also indignant.
Nima, to be fair, said that this axe should not be borrowed......
"You seem to be very confident?" Lang Yuan Guli turned his head strangely and asked.
"Then you can't retreat without a fight, right?" The fat man scratched his head again, "It seems to be a little hasty today." β
"I'm prepared!" Lang Yuan pointed to the two large paper bags in the back seat, "Go to the back and change them!" β
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ps: Hehe, Yue Chaoyang, I feel that the prospect is not good...... (To be continued.) )