Chapter 255: Long-Eared Fox Parody Show
Chapter 255 of the main text volume is a long-eared fox imitation show
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The overlord python lives on the first floor of the Feng Shui Pavilion, this guy is lazy, and he left the task of guarding the morel to the snapping turtle, and he hovers on the ground from morning to night all day long, occasionally going to swim in the lake outside, and sometimes Su Ming is afraid of stepping on it in and out in the middle of the night. โ
This can't be blamed on it, it was originally hibernating, and the other snakes that Su Ming brought back were still sleeping in the big cage in the warehouse.
As soon as Wang Hao came in, he was almost scared half to death when he saw the big snake, and the head of the overlord python was just between Wang Hao's legs, he raised his head, put his head in front of Wang Hao's face, and stared at him wide-eyed.
Wang Hao's face was pale, he couldn't speak, he sat on the ground, and made a "uh-uh" sound in his throat.
Su Ming slapped the overlord python on the head, glared and said, "Don't scare him, you are not a white lady, and he is not Xu Xian, if you are scared, I have to treat him." โ
The overlord python was patted on the head by Su Ming, and honestly lay down, swam its body, and shrank into the room to sleep.
Wang Hao was frightened, and finally came back to his senses, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said, "This is really your pet?" You kid can go to heaven! โ
"What is this, this snake is very docile, and there are people in India who raise pythons to take care of children."
Su Ming took the business license from his hand and looked at it, the legal person was himself, and the general manager wrote Wang Hao.
At present, there are only two major businesses in the entertainment company, that is, pleasure boats and fish riding, and the total number of cruise ships has increased to a total of 30, which is basically the limit of the water army lake in the state of fish farming, and there is one more big fish, which is found from the reservoir. In addition to Wang Hao's original shares in the cruise business, Su Ming took out 10% of the total income and shared it as Wang Hao's general manager for a year. Wang Hao's income is conservatively estimated to be five or six hundred thousand, and he is responsible for the specific operation, so Su Ming doesn't have to worry about it.
Wang Hao is familiar with these two businesses, and the cruise business was established with Su Ming and Su Ming, not to mention Su Ming's guidance. So I took him with me. I said hello to the staff who currently manage these businesses at the zoo.
Peng Xue, Master Peng's 'fairy's daughter didn't go back to school after the Chinese New Year, and the college student didn't have classes in the last semester, so she stayed in Taoyuan Fishery Company as an accountant, and also worked part-time as an accountant in an entertainment company.
In the past, I often heard Master Peng praise his daughter to the sky, but after seeing the real person, Su Ming felt that he could give seventy or eighty points, which was a very quiet type.
Each flower into his own eye. Su Ming felt that it was ordinary, but Wang Hao took a fancy to it at a glance, pulled Su Ming to the side, and said with a frown: "I...... I asked her out, didn't I violate the company's management regulations, right? โ
"Of course not, but her father is my master, and she is also a serious girl, so you'd better take your time. Don't scare people. Su Ming admonished, they were all acquaintances. If Wang Hao is playing, then there are too many women in the world who can play with it, and it can be solved by spending money, so there is no need to pit Master Peng's girl.
But looking at Wang Hao's blushing face, it seems to be serious. This kind of thing, even if Su Ming is the chairman, it is impossible to stop it. What's more, he also hopes that Wang Hao can settle down and become a family.
So, I was originally going to take Wang Hao to get familiar with the business, but Wang Hao took Accountant Peng to get familiar with the business.
Su Ming was too lazy to be a light bulb, and he was very conscious of flashing. First went to the place where the monkey wine was brewed with Su Meng, there was already a hundred fruit brew dripping down, smelled it, the heat was far from the real monkey wine, not to mention it would have to wait for ten days and half a month.
On the way back, I took a detour to the kennel on the hillside.
As soon as I came to the hillside, I saw Lao Lin Xiaolin's uncle and nephew, squatting in front of a small house-like kennel, with their hands folded, as if worshipping the Buddha, talking to themselves or something.
Su Ming didn't squeak, tiptoed over, and heard what Lao Lin was saying, "Fox Daxian, Fox Daxian, bless me with a speedy recovery from my lumbar muscle strain, and bless my mother-in-law with low blood sugar to ......get better this year."
Over there, Xiao Lin muttered: "Bless the lottery jackpot, don't play mahjong and don't ...... the cannon."
On the ground in front of them, there was actually a white chopping chicken.
In the kennel in front of him, a big-eared fox squatted. The big-eared fox had its ears erected high, and was squinting at the fat white chicken, his mustache was shaking, and his saliva was about to flow out, and he stretched out his tongue from time to time to lick his mouth.
"What are you doing!" Su Ming suddenly shouted behind Lao Lin Xiaolin.
"Oops!" The uncle and nephew were taken aback, and when they turned around and saw that it was Su Ming, Lao Lin hurriedly stood up, "It's you, the leader, why don't you say hello when you come, the road is not good, I'll let Xiaolin pick you up." โ
Xiao Lin hurriedly brought over a small stool, wiped it with his sleeve, and placed it at Su Ming's feet, "Leader, you sit." โ
"What's going on?" Su Ming pointed to the white chopped chicken in front of him.
Lao Lin Xiaolin is also a pair of living treasures, if you really use the white chicken to feed the fox, but the white chicken is covered with a large plastic cover, like the kind of disposable packaging bowl, the cover is buckled on the bowl below, the fox sees the white chicken through the transparent cover, hungry to death, but can't open the transparent cover, can't eat the chicken inside, can only look at it dry.
"Hey, hey, a chicken costs more than 20 yuan, how can I really give it food, and I'm going to keep it for wine." Lao Lin smiled, "That's what it means to put it here." โ
"You two are too insincere, you are reluctant to even give offerings, so you want the fox fairy to bless you with peace and fortune? Isn't this playing the fox fairy for a fool? Su Ming laughed, this pair of uncles and nephews are also living treasures, the first time I saw someone make a wish like this, fortunately, the big-eared fox didn't have any 'mana', otherwise the two of them wouldn't be looking for bad luck.
But he is so good, how can he remember to worship the big-eared fox?
"Leader, you don't know, these fox immortals are really spiritual." Kobayashi interjected on the side.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Su Ming was curious.
There are dozens of kennels on the hillside, which were originally for the rescued dogs, but as the dogs become more and more wild day by day, they basically sleep in the woods, and rarely come back to live. However, after this group of big-eared foxes came, they 'occupied' the kennel, and three or two of them formed small groups and lived in the kennel.
Contrary to dogs, the big-eared fox is particularly nostalgic for his 'nest', and before leaving Chen Youliang's tomb, he deliberately went back to move home. After settling in the kennel, I spent half a day in my own kennel, and even if I went out to play occasionally, I would come back on time when it was time to go to bed.
So before the evening and the early hours of the morning, the kennel was full of big-eared foxes, who often howled and exchanged things with each other.
Lao Lin Xiaolin was a little superstitious about the legend of the fox and the fairy, and he took care of the fox in this barren mountain and wilderness, and his heart was a little empty, so he didn't know where to be, so he invited a wooden Buddha statue half a meter high and put it on the edge of the kennel, thinking about a town, so as not to encounter unclean things.
"Oh, and then, isn't it worshipping the Buddha? How did you become a fox worshipper? โ
Su Ming saw that there was really a small Buddha shrine on the edge of the kennel, he didn't pay attention to it at first, and thought it was also a kennel, but as soon as Lao Lin reminded him, he noticed that there was really a statue of a Bodhisattva with folded hands and kind eyebrows, sitting cross-legged on the lotus throne.
"Leader, look." Lao Lin said as he folded his hands and bowed to the big-eared fox in front of him.
I saw that the big-eared fox was still very greedy looking at the white chopping chicken a second ago, and was worshiped by Lao Lin, and actually crossed his two short hind legs in a decent way, sat on the ground, his two front paws were closed, and his expression became a little strict.
At first glance, it is really seven or eight points similar to the Bodhisattva statue not far away.
Not only that, Lao Lin recited "Amitabha", and the fox also made a shrill sound.
If you listen carefully, you can vaguely distinguish that the pronunciation is very close to 'Amitabha'!
"Leader, look, God, right? That's why I said, the fox fairy is spiritual, we usually worship, even if it doesn't bless us, it won't harm us! Lao Lin said.
Su Ming stared at the big-eared fox and the Buddha statue for a while, and probably guessed what was going on.
It's not accurate to say it's 'spiritual', it has to do with the nature of foxes.
The vast majority of foxes have the characteristics of imitation, as I said before, the wild foxes and weasels around the small temple, when they see the mud fetus Bodhisattva in the temple, they will often imitate the form of the Bodhisattva, and they are bold, and even dare to climb to the offering table to sit, blatantly accept the incense, and enjoy the offerings, so that there will be a fox fairy, Huang Tai Sin's saying.
If you guessed correctly, it must have been Lao Lin Xiaolin who worshiped the mud fetus Bodhisattva first, and the big-eared fox saw that Lao Lin Xiaolin worshiped himself in the same way, so he imitated the shape of the Bodhisattva.
As for making a call similar to 'Amitabha', it has something to do with the way foxes hunt. The fox's talent for imitation is not only limited to movements, but also the sound can be imitated, and the human voice is not very similar, and the best imitation of foxes is said to be the call of birds, which can imitate the call of a female when she is in heat, so as to attract nearby males.
Moreover, these big-eared foxes have all dealt with Su Ming's spiritual power, and they are much smarter than ordinary big-eared foxes, so it is not surprising that they pretend to be great immortals.
Originally, he laughed at it, but when Su Ming saw the white chopping chicken used for offerings, he suddenly thought of something and asked Lao Lin: "How many big-eared foxes will imitate it now...... Oh, spiritual? โ
"Leader, the more than 100 foxes you brought back are all spiritual!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the direction of Chen Youliang's tomb group in the distance, lowered his voice, and said, "Leader, I heard that in that direction, an ancient emperor's tomb was discovered. You read a lot, give analysis and analysis, did these fox immortals come out of that tomb? Otherwise, why is it so psychic? โ
Reading too much and feudal superstition seem to be mutually resistant, right? Su Ming rolled his eyes in his heart, but he didn't say that, first he gave a thumbs up, then lowered his voice, and said with a stern expression: "Lao Lin, do you know that there was a king in ancient times?" โ
"I know, the king has a wife named Daji, and it's a lot of commotion!" Kobayashi interjected on the side. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wรจnhttp://mnet
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