Chapter 113: Beat the small, the old with a group of small
There is an inn in Xiangyang City.
Guo Kun has already straightened the bones of the two girls, but he has only broken his muscles and bones for a hundred days. These days, the two girls are going to suffer a little. Every time he thinks of these, Guo Kun can't wait to cramp and skin Gongsun Wen, an old fox. The two girls were uncharacteristically happy, and there was no distress about a broken arm.
Seeing Guo Kun's bitter and hateful look, the two girls couldn't bear it, and said: "Ah Kun, in fact, our sisters feel very good this time, so don't worry about it, hehe, we have been happy under your careful care for the past two days." ”
Looking stunned, Guo Kun suddenly scolded secretly: "You livestock, how can you have accompanied them in a down-to-earth manner these days?" Thinking about it, he slapped his face, "What a bastard!" ”
"Ah~"
"You~"
Mu Nianci and Li Mochou were startled, and hurriedly got up and stretched out their hands to stop them, but their arms hurt and fell back again, but fortunately, Guo Kun's eyes were quick and he opened his ape arms to help the two girls well.
"Two wives, my husband will accompany you well in the future. You must be made happy, and you will never suffer as much as you do now. ”
"Who, who's your wife, so shameless." Mu Nianci lowered her head and was coquettish, her face flushed.
"This girl is not rare for you, hum~" Li Mochou raised his head, looking too lazy to take care of him, but the crimson face had already betrayed the shyness in her heart.
"Come, my wife and adults, let the villain serve you to sleep first, and then let the villain send some food to the second child, okay?"
"Little two, little two!" The rough shouting shook the entire hall of the inn, and many diners frowned in disgust, but after catching a glimpse of the source of the sound, most of them remained silent, lowered their heads and ate quickly.
"Hey, hey, hey, guest officer, guest officer, please inside, please inside." Xiao Er ran out tremblingly, puffing up the courage to beckon, and at the same time, he had already seen the shopkeeper in the oblique stab secretly shrunk his body, and his heart was even more terrified, "Why did a gang of fierce gods and evil gods come?" Buddha bless, don't have an accident."
With Xiao Er's greeting, a group of evil men rushed in. What kind of evil law do you have? Looking at it, the height is like a bamboo pole, half a body taller than ordinary people, with a fierce face, and the weapon in his hand is even more strange, like a monkey's tail keeps circling around. The short one is just like a dwarf, round and strong like a ball, but the appearance is very scary, and the skin on his face is chapped and cracked, not so much a human being as a zombie. Fat like a bear, both body bones and appearance are alive and good like a bear, that big hairy face, dotted with some nose, eyes and mouth, more vicious than a bear, everywhere revealing some beast atmosphere. The thin figure was still like an ordinary person, but the bare bones wrapped in flesh and skin, the rugged appearance, the withered face, and the indescribable strange eyes that flashed from time to time at that time, and the giant and strange crocodile scissors in his hand. The thin man saw that everyone was looking at him secretly, and he stuck out his tongue and "hissed" on both sides like a snake's tongue.
"Ahh The little two harms thumped back, and those diners felt the foreign body in their throats churning, but they could only force it down.
This group of people is all weird and inexplicable, only the two who came in behind looked normal. However, with such a group of strangely shaped people, it is estimated that it is difficult for anyone to classify them as normal people.
"Guest, guest officer, please sit, sit." The little two were glared at by the evil man who spoke in front of him, and immediately cleaned up the table tremblingly, shaking his hands to pour tea and pour water.
"Go, good wine and good food are sent to the masters, hurry up~!" The wicked man shouted, and muttered in a crackling mouth: "Damn, I rushed all the way to Taihu Lake to find the son of a bitch, so that Lao Tzu's mouth faded out of a bird." ”
"Alright, Evil Third Brother!" The tall man shouted: "This time I came out completely righteously, if you are dissatisfied with your departure, it is not annoying to talk here." ”
"Bamboo pole, what the hell are you talking about, try it again." The wicked man suddenly raised his eyebrows and grabbed the crocodile scissors to fight.
"Stop, the evil old three, Brother Gao Zhu, Brother Xiong, the land lord and all the brothers, this time they are willing to go to Taihu Lake to help the contemptible people, Zhuo is grateful, everyone is a brother who is like a brother, don't hurt the harmony because of the momentary anger." It was two normal people who were about forty years old.
Hearing his words, the restless evil third put away the crocodile scissors hatefully, and a conflict was eliminated like this, and the happiest person was the shopkeeper who brought the wine and food, "Just kidding, if this fights, I'm afraid it will kill someone." ”
"Dad~, Dad, it's him, it's him!" The young man next to the middle-aged man surnamed Zhuo excitedly pulled his arm and said hatefully.
"Who?" The evil third is depressed at this moment, even if Boss Zhuo's son provokes him, he still has to be cut.
"It's the same Guo Kun who injured me!" There was a light of hatred in his eyes, "He just came downstairs!" "If Guo Kun saw him, he would definitely know that this person was not Zhuo Aoyun, the blue-shirted electric sword of the One-word Huijian Gate that he repaired some time ago.
"Then don't chase it yet!" Zhuo Aoyun's father Zhuo Feifei's body shook, and the whole person swept out like the wind. The other wicked people followed suit, only scratching the ears and cheeks of the shopkeeper anxiously, but they didn't dare to say half a word, so they could only sigh silently in their hearts: "The shopkeeper is going to deduct my salary for half a year again." The last time I deducted half a year, this time and another half, I have been busy this year, but the wife and children at home are starving, woo woo. Thinking of the sad place, I couldn't help but squat on the ground and cry.
There were people coming and going on the street, and when they chased them out, Guo Kun had already disappeared from their field of vision.
"Let's go, go back and wait for him!" Zhuo Feifei waved his hand and strode back to the inn. The dim-faced shopkeeper had just cleaned up his bitter expression, and in a blink of an eye, he saw this group of wicked people tossing and turning, and he was suddenly shocked and inexplicable, and secretly wondered if Fang Cai's crying had offended this gang, and the little liver was jumping and jumping, and he almost wanted to jump out of his chest.
"Flash aside!" The evil third had already arrived at the door at this time, pushed the shopkeeper to a stumble, and sat back in annoyance. The other people also looked bitter and hateful, and did not speak. They didn't dare to speak, and the diners in the restaurant didn't dare to make a sound, and even began to chew and swallow slowly when eating, not daring to make a sound.
For a while, the restaurant fell into silence.
The shopkeeper moved cautiously to the counter, his legs were already weak, and the whole person was lying on the counter like mud, not daring to move. It's just a vigorous prayer in my heart: "Buddha bless, Buddha bless, don't fight again, don't fight again." It's best to eat calmly and then check out, immeasurable Tianzun, no, Amitabha. ”
A quarter of an hour later.
"Fuck, that kid didn't slip away, did he?" After all, the evil old man couldn't help but slapped the table and roared: "The second shopkeeper, the kid who just went out is still staying in the store or playing sharp?" ”
The sudden roar suddenly frightened the paralyzed shopkeeper and slipped directly to the ground, "Hui, back to the uncle, that master is to live in the store." ”
"Then why hasn't he come back yet?" The evil old man's eyes widened, as if he wanted to eat people. This scared the shopkeeper who had just gotten up into a daze, and his legs were weak and fell down.
"The little ones don't know either."
"You don't know? How fucking do you dare not know, do you know that you're going to fucking die soon? The evil old man waved the giant crocodile scissors, "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu screwed off your head and kicked it as a ball?" Damn, when he comes back, Lao Tzu has to kill his mother. When the evil third said this, the person had already come to the shopkeeper, lifted him up, and waved crocodile scissors to scare him.
The shopkeeper was so frightened by him, a burst of urine was uncontrollable erection, and the feeling of dampness and heat spread slippery downward from the base of his thighs. A smell of urine suddenly rushed into the nose of the evil old man, and it was still a little warm. "Damn, such a careless play, get out, bad luck!" His thin arm contained great strength, and he threw the shopkeeper out of the door. The shopkeeper screamed in horror with his teeth and claws, trying to grab something to stabilize his body, but he couldn't do anything. If you throw it out at once, you will be crippled if you don't die.
As soon as the light dimmed, a cyan figure stepped in. With a casual pull, he intercepted the shopkeeper who was in a hurry, and put it aside lightly. The people who came were quite a few Jiangnan people, with soft lines of face, very deep eyes, dressed in green shirts, with a straight and sturdy figure, carrying two pairs of medicinal herbs in their hands, and putting the shopkeeper aside with the other hand. He is the Guo Kun that Zhuo Aoyun is looking for.
"Xiao Er, Tianzi No. 1 room will send some good dishes over, by the way, boil these two pairs of medicines, and boil three bowls into one bowl." The flat tone, and the arrogance of turning around and leaving after no one else confessed to the shopkeeper undoubtedly angered the irritable evil third.
"Little brute, stop for Lao Tzu." threw out the teacup on the table and smashed it at Guo Kun.
"Who is the little brute scolding?" Guo Kun glanced at him and stopped. He had a feeling that this bastard would definitely be fooled.
"The little brute scolds you!" The evil third really didn't think about it.
"Hehe", "Haha".
The snickering laughter, as well as the unbridled laughter of the group of people beside him, made the evil old man who turned the corner angry.
"You're looking for me?" Guo Kun looked at the group of people in front of him who seemed to have a common enmity with him, but there was no reflection at all.
"Guo Kun, do you remember me?" Zhuo Aoyun stood up and shouted. Seeing that Guo Kun still looked confused, he said coldly: "After the Dragon Boat Festival in May this year, there will be a small shop in Luxi County. Do you remember who you wounded? ”
"Oh, it turned out to be that idiot who has an excessive sense of justice and has no brains." Guo Kun seemed to recall, "But, what about it?" ”